hi I just wanted to say your tags on the gaster poll posts are so correct yessss (always enjoy your takes just in general). thank you for being one of the seemingly very few people out there who also believes there's no way the timeline works for gaster and alphys to have been colleagues. however, him haunting her benevolently is something I'm 1000% here for <3 (also I hope your finals went well and you get to have a nice relaxing break!)
HII HELLO HI im glad you like them!!! knowing you read these motivates me to keep being Absolutely Very Normal About Him on the internet
personally it's less of a believing thing and more of a come on it's written right there thing, but since we're here.
behold! dingus timeline. (and the hottest of takes with freshly baked personal headcanons otherwise what am i doing)
Not a skeleton?
Isn't 201X too early?
Indeed, not a skeleton, but rather, some guy. Something about how monster's bodies are manifestations of their SOUL, and him oddly resembling a strange looking man does well to represent his insatiable curiosity and love for creating. (things humans are known for in a better light)
On the other hand, you will be pleased with how fascinated he is by "FLESHLINGS AND THEIR CALCIUM DEPOSITS".
And then they fucking died.
201X is the year the first human fell into the underground, and shortly after, the royal family has moved to New Home. This means some decent exploration of the cavern has already been made. Scientists could very well already have been working on optimizing life underground, with special attention to the large and ever growing new capital.
My idea? As this idiot has been aiding exploration with his antics, Gerson was the one to appoint him to Asgore. Something about his talent with turning garbage into non-garbage. With a little patience and getting familiar with his odd manerisms, it was not too long until he got to be the prince's weird godfather.
Cracking already?
And everyone was devastated, mainly the close family. Not only that, but amidst your mourning, the one couple responsible for your unrealistically high standards for romance just divorced. Is love even real anymore. You eat ants with your cereal and your work consists mainly of convenience improvements and absolutely nothing groundbreaking. What's the point of breaking that pesky barrier again? Child murder? Come on.
That's the Wingdings PATIENCE and BRAVERY encountered in their adventure. Dear god, you're lame. Aren't you some kind of genius? Get yourself together! And together he got his self, now, he has children to look after. Surely there must be some other way. He must stop coming up with new flavours for chips and find some other way.
... Dear god, the King is going to kill them.
BONES and DT
Listen. He's old. You got your wrinkles, he's got his cracking. What? You meant to point out some major event of injury must have been responsible for his current state of deformity? Well, he's old AND heartbroken. That's a direct blow to the SOUL, okay.
Jokes aside (kind of), doing any lasting damage to a monster is quite difficult given their magic forms can easily be healed through, well, magic. They can, however, eventually "fall" (wink wink) and dust away with age - which cannot, however, be fixed with magic.
With a little determination however ...
Something about the anomaly.
He found it, the other way. It was the bones all along, the so needed sustainance for channelling such a high concentration of that power. Well, not necessarily, but a boney structure will endure much more and last much longer than a meaty one. Also, it looks so cool.
You know this guy, he gets first dibs on any and all dubious substances that might or might not deal the last hit to the nail on his coffin dust urn(?). And when it all works out (dubious), he might as well play a little. What kind of things can he make? With the material properties of these calcified remains infused with his own magic, animated with determination.
Some new, powerful magic tricks?
A new kind of monster, maybe?
DARK, DARKER, YET DARKER.
There is a lot of interesting things one can do with isolated DT, aside from making bones rattle with life - for example, peeking onto the complex layers and ramifications of what composes reality. This is when the already kooky scientist grows a little mad; manic, if you will. This is the Wingdings sans was familiar with.
Time travel this, resets that, blah blah blah alpha timeline, the anomaly, the angel, the anomaly again, all things that only make sense to him and his illegible mess on the black board. The lack of detail is killing him, he needs to know what it is - what it does, why it does, how it does. Not to stop it, no, there is no stopping it.
Rather, an overwhelming need to understand it.
He falls somewhere in recent history, details of it left ambiguous. The shattering, combined with the amount of DT running in his magical... mathematical physiology, rendered all of his self but an espectator of his reality; confined to the code and unable to do anything but watch, powerless before the nature of his very being, like a corrupted program.
It is all rather frustrating, besides the burden that is coming to terms with simply not existing anymore, watching was pretty much all this research was and now ever will be. That is, until something interacts with him. It is different from the tragic prince, whom no matter how much DT he's accumulated, he is just as confined to this world's rules as other elements. Not this one, not the force from beyond. Not "YOU".
He makes it a mission to reach out, despite the limits of the code, to give away bits and pieces of him and see if you bite. But not too much, he's seen how you tend to exhaust a world for knowledge, something he can oddly sympathize with. I mean, what will you do once you find everything? One cannot fully know a person.
Maybe in another world, prophetized by a cute, little white dog. A much better world for everyone, without so much as war or disease, his greatest creation yet. And he could invite you to it, to experience bewilderment, to be reminded of wonder. If it could even help you, wherever you are, to deem your own world worth of partaking ... then the experiment was a success.
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quick lil comic of Vira (she/it) and Czajka (he/she) being fucking cute
left -> right ... image description under cut
A six panel comic of my ocs Vira and Czajka. Vira is a shorter, thin person with split-dyed hair styled in a buzzcut. In this comic she is simply colored green, with some monochrome shading. Czajka is a taller, fat person with a large nose and curly hair who dresses modestly and covers his hair to varying degrees. In this comic she is simply colored blue. each panel has a simple, grey-splashed background.
In the first panel, Czajka and Vira sit across from each other at a small, round table. Czajka wears a bandanna over the top of her head, a light short sleeved shirt over a darker long sleeve. Vira wears a dark, cropped tank-top. Czajka is asking: “Do you like nicknames or any general terms of affection, Vira?”
The second and third panels are similar shots of Vira from the waist-up. in the second panel, she is saying: “Eeeh... I dunno... I’m more of a “show” than “tell” kind of guy so...” in the third panel she continues: “Don’t feel obligated to use any, it doesn’t matter I guess.” She is waving dismissively as she looks away with a slight blush on her face.
“LATER--” reads before going into the next panel, which has Czajka and Vira standing across from each other at an angle dressed in pyjamas. Czajka is in a shoulder-less nightgown, his hair covered by a bonnet, and Vira in a simple tank top. Vira has calico ears and a tail, and Czajka has a dark, speckled tail. Vira is shown shoulders up from behind, and Czajka is forward facing from the waist-up, standing with his body angled away from Vira, but looking in her direction. His eyes are closed and he has a pleased expression, saying to Vira: “Oh! Thank you, Darling ♡” The word “Darling” is written in cursive for emphasis.
The last two panels are similar shots of Vira from the shoulders-up. In the fifth panel, she has a simple, blank expression. In the last panel, many hearts spring up behind her as her expression changes to a large, closed-mouth grin and she blushes greatly.
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"forgive me one last time" ft. the monster trio!
headcanons of highschool!au monster trio as your boyfriend begging for forgiveness after fucking shit up
luffy:
- "yn" he mumbles, trailing after you in the hallways
"stop trailing me" you hiss as you open the locker, shoving the books inside and taking out another
"yn" his hands are wrapping around your waist, his neck finding home in the crook of your neck and he's whining again, "please forgive me, pretty please?"
- it wasn't even like you got mad often tbh; dating luffy meant he is gonna do stupid shit and you're gonna have to deal with it but there was a limit to stupid shit too
- you shove his head away from your neck, "romilda fuckin' asked you, "wanna go watch a movie??" and you said yes. how can you say yes to a date while you have a girlfriend?! do i mean nothing?!"
"i didn't know it was a date!!" his hands are wrapping around you tighter, "i thought she was lonely and wanted to hangout with a friend!! you know i wouldn't have said yes otherwise ynnn~"
"are you an id-" you huff, "i'm getting late for class, get off"
you forgave his dumbassery on the regular but come on, now its insane
- yeah you didn't forgive him
- not until you came back to keep your books and take new ones for the next period and saw giant "i miss you" and "sorry" glittery stickers plastered onto your locker (did he steal those from a 3rd grader? youre not sure)
- you huffed, opening the locker
- your jaw went slack
- the entire locker was full of your favourites. your favourite candy, the cookies sanji always makes during christmas (how did he get those rn??), your favourite soda and flowers
- how did he manage all that in the time span of one period???
- at the side is a note in a scrawly handwriting,
"you wanna go watch a movie with me? (asking you for a date, not as a friend who wants to hangout)
boyfriend :)"
- you ended up forgiving him only after he bought he a bucket of popcorn and kissed you during the end credits of the movie
- he also had to buy you dinner from the baratie like a gentleman.
zoro:
- "zo," you huff, "it's like the thousandth time, ofcourse im gonna be fucking mad at you!"
"i know" he groans, "i really know, but i'm sorry, please"
"no. you can't keep saying you'd show up for my events and then fuckin' disappear like always!"
- you're fighting in hushed whispers in the hallway, you didn't wanna cause a scene because you know how bad zoro finds public attention
- you know he's busy training, busy with his friends and you know he loves you but a part of you wonders if he simply doesn't actually love you
- he constantly fails to show up at your events, he has never outright called you his girlfriend in front of people who weren't his close friends and he has never even held your hand in public because he says pda makes him uncomfortable
- you got him but it simply sounds like he's afraid to admit you both are together
- "are you not happy with me?" your voice is breaking, crumbling into silent heaves, "do not lo-"
"what?" his hands find yours, "no, ofcourse not. baby, i just had another practice and dad (mihawk) called me back home. im sorry, i couldn't say no to him"
"i know b-"
- he kisses you
- in the middle of the fucking hallway, with other people around
- he does it. that bastard.
- his hands are tucking your hair behind your ear, resting softly on your cheek as he tip you backwards and kisses you till you cannot possibly breath
"i love you" he says loud enough so that anybody within earshot could hear, flashing you a small smile
his voice comes down to a whisper, "i'm sorry i suck at being a good boyfriend, i will get better okay?"
- he follows through on that promise because the next time, he is standing at your event with a tshirt just reading "yn is the coolest" and a small, stupid smile on his face
"was the tshirt necessary?"
"yes"
- ugh i love soft zoro
sanji:
- sanji had a (bad) habit of always backing you up
- one might wonder what's bad about that but when he almost beat the shit out of a random guy for saying he didn't like your vibes
- "sanji!" you pull him away, eyes widening, "stop it"
"but yn"
"you cannot keep doing this! you cannot keep fucking putting up a fight against anybody who doesn't like me-"
"yes i can"
"sanji."
- it ended up leading to a fight and you stormed off into the class
- you expected sanji to come apologize the very next period or atleast text you or something
- but nothing. you didn't see him for the rest of the day.
- not until it was 9 pm and all of a sudden, a cheesy pop song was playing outside your window and in your front lawn stood a drenched, blonde guy holding up a boombox and a giant wet, white sheet reading "FORGIVE ME YN IM SORRY PLEASE I LOVE YOU"
- first of all why was he drenched? it wasn't even fucking raining
- that brings your attention to his two best friends, luffy and zoro holding a hose at him from a distance (luffy is giggling, he's having the time of his life, zoro looks like he hates being alive)
- "sanji why are STANDING IN FRONT OF WATER?!"
"SO THAT YOU FORGIVE ME, MY LOVE IM SORRY"
"YOU'D CATCH A COLD, COME INSIDE IDIOT!!"
- well, he did bring a box full of home-made chocolate though, so you cannot be mad at him for long
- did this event stop him from being a bit over-bearing? no, not really but eh, that's sanji for ya
a/n: cutesy little headcanon lol
thankyou so much @scentisterror for helping me with this <3<3
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i dont know what possessed me to do this ive been thinking about it for a few days and finally did it
again, sorry if my handwriting sucks
Yue @rheakira : I'm the real integrity soul
Flo @s0ckh3adstudios : Nuh uh! I am!
Lilac @squidpedia : I thought I was?
Rina (by me lmao) : haha I wonder what they're arguing about
flo for some reason strikes me as the type of person to say nuh uh, alas theyre not my oc, correct me if im wrong
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