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[polito0]

I don't usually do this but the end of the month is hitting hard and I could really use some extra $$$ , so if you could donate anything even 3$ I'd be super grateful -> KO-FI || ☕☕☕

I'm also taking commissions HERE but I'm a bit delayed, if you don't have problem with waiting then check out my commission sheet! (I'll be updating it with the prices listed soon, but you can DM meanwhile)

#art #dragon #doodle #kofi #Artists on tumblr #:s

[stormcallart]

♕ Bow To The King ♕

#fantasy au #enji todoroki #endeavor #todoroki #medieval au #todoroki enji #au #my hero academia au #my hero academia #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #the most clothing ive ever drawn on endeavor LOL #if this looks different i painstakingly decided to render in greyscale and then use filters to add colors #:s

[frogayyyy]

🎵 baaa-ba-ba-baaa ba-ba-baaaaa 🎵🚀

#this took me like two hoursssss #i had to splice two recordings together because i could NOT do it all right in one take T_T #my fingers feel like jelly #and im speeding through it rip #but this is the best ur gonna get skjfjs #audio quality tho 😍 #:S #star trek #the next generation #tng #theme #my music #u can see me sit back at the end in shock like ‘wow that sounded ok i think’ #ksjfhdsk

[moonsyrups]

[   ♪   ]

#ts4 #pip legacy #pip gen 2 #noah #perry #:S #i'm playing the sims 4 tbh

[helreginn]

seekesotsibteadmist:

Saima was starting to feel like they really should at least mention this just so there is some clarity. Because as much as they are glad to make Hel feel more comfortable, it probably shouldn't come at the cost at making them feel .. ill at-ease either. "Yeah, I get what you mean. I will have to admit that you like saying that I'm big multiple times in a few moments did make me feel.. not great. Like I'm glad that you can feel just like yourself with me and I won't change that to make sure you're still comfortable. But that makes me feel super discomfited when you comment on the difference so much with me. " @seekesotsibteadmist

"Oh." Hel made a small sound in the back of her throat. Akin to a whining puppy. Her expression was so apologetic and she was quick to replace her hand on their arm, "I am so sorry. I did not mean... You are a very good size. Perfectly average. It's just that.. to me everyone is bigger and I only meant that I am glad I feel normal."

"I cannot apologise enough. I did not mean anything bad. You are lovely. Perfect as you are. I really truly am sorry, Saim. You are not big. I am just small. "

#:S #seekesotsibteadmist

[dailypokemoncrochet]

FOTH Sirfetch'd

Fun design! I liked making the leek sword and shield :D

#pokemon #crochet #amigurumi #pokemon fanart #sirfetchd #sirfetch'd #foth #fresh off the hook #artists on tumblr #handmade #plush #this one didnt take that long i think #maybe 4 hours #i was keeping time but then i forgot to start it up again #:s #pokemon crochet

[dat4l0re]

#my screenshots #data soong #ep: in theory #:s

[virgo-barbie]

i could have literary analysis discussions on Lolita for weeks on end… months, even.

#sorry i’m actually really smart #:S #bambi bubbles

[imagine-darksiders]

What are the Four’s favorite fact about humans?

Fury: She's too proud to openly admit that she admires the human species, but she can't deny that the whole concept of adrenaline fascinates her. It's said that humans can survive the impossible because of this chemical - a chemical that seems to banish fear and reason and instead can turn a human from a harmless sheep into a ferocious beast.

War: For all the talk about humans being terrified little apes cowering from the shadows, War finds that this isn't necessarily the case, especially with regards to the modern human. He once learned that some humans hear the words 'you can't-' and will immediately interpret that as a challenge. A lot of other species don't want to admit it, but humans can be pretty damn fearless when they want to be.

Strife: He actually has multiple facts about humans that he claims are his favourites. But if he had to pick just one, it'd be the way humans are the only race to adopt members of entirely different species into their homes and family units, treating the individual as if they were family all along. Angels don't do that. Demons certainly don't. Even makers are rarely observed to take in members of a different race. But humans? They'll actively seek out others to absorb into their friendship groups. Strife has never had so many friends. He wishes he'd come to Earth decades ago! They actually want him around!

Death: Humans are a lonely species, Death muses, even lonelier than the last four Nephilim, in spite of your vast numbers. Thousands of years ago, your species looked up at the stars and dreamed. And now, modern humans look up at those same stars and dream of no longer being alone in the cold, supposedly empty universe that all but foisted your loneliness upon you. Death's favourite fact about humanity? You never stop looking up, even when you don't know if there's anything out there to see. Your hope is stronger than your fear.

#darksiders #darksiders 2 #darksiders 3 #Imagine darksiders #Strife's is wholesome #I think I made Death's a little too existential #:S

[darkgifted]

shes sooooo

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[amtrak12]

To anyone who has been watching me flail and gnash my teeth over the past year as I write a monstrously long fanfic and maybe thought to themselves, ‘Damn, should I watch Lucifer so I know what she’s talking about?’

My answer is, NO! Bestie, I cannot, with a clear conscience, recommend the TV show Lucifer to anyone who knows me here on Tumblr. Now, if you want to learn how to utilize parallels in story telling? Then, absolutely! Lucifer is a MASTERCLASS in utilizing parallels, both visually and narratively. A++

But otherwise, you will have to do your own soul-searching and research to decide if Lucifer is worth your time. Because if I recommend Lucifer to you, then you’re going to start with episode 1 like a normal person and then you’re going to hate me because IT’S GARBAGE!

Oh, but Amber, all pilots are rough. I can just stick with it. — No, you misunderstand me. The pilot is FANTASTIC. It’s HYSTERICAL. But only if you know how the series ends. If this is your first introduction to the characters? It’s awful! I don’t know how anyone ever watched any part of S1 (except maybe the finale because the kidnapped child trope is chef’s kiss) and thought “OMG yes please, more of this”.

And I know what you’re going to say: Parks and Recreation. BUT THIS IS NOT THE SAME THING! You can absolutely skip S1 of Parks and Rec and never, ever go back and watch it, and you would be fine. You wouldn’t miss a goddamn thing.

You absolutely have to watch S1 of Lucifer. This is not a case of ‘oh the writers haven’t figured out these characters yet’. NOPE! This is 100% who these characters are at the start of their journey together. It’s crucial to understanding and appreciating their full character arcs. But it’s the start of their journey together and if they’re not a jackass (Lucifer, Dan) or sex-crazed* (Linda, babe WHAT was that), then they’re boring (Amenadiel and YEAH I’LL SAY IT Chloe^). Yes, Maze is hot, and toothless, 7 year old Trixie can do no wrong (bless that child) — BUT YOU CAN’T STICK WITH A SHOW FOR TWO CHARACTERS WHO ARE BARELY IN IT!+

[* — I don’t want to slut-shame. I am merely too aspec to relate. Also for a show about the Devil with a queer protagonist and more than one queer supporting character, Lucifer is WAY too Het (tm), but especially in S1]

[^ — Credit where credit is due: Chloe’s backstory of being a child actress who did a nude scene in a movie when she was 19 is FASCINATING. I love it because it is soooo outside of my comfort zone. I never in a million years would’ve made a character with that backstory, and for that reason, I love it.]

[+ — Watching a show for a character who’s barely in it is exactly something I’ve done in the past. It’s probably something we’ve all done at one time or another, but it’s not a sustainable business model for production companies, okay? You can’t always rely on the gays to do the work for you!]

You know what you get out of S1 if you wait to watch it last? (with spoilers — but honestly, it makes the show better. That’s my entire point in this post!)

Shouting at your screen 8.5 minutes in when the writers telegraph the end game goal of the show

General questioning where all the blue tones came from o_O (They liked ~filters~ in S1)

Having your mind goddamn BLOWN when you learn Chloe and Dan were still actually married at the start of the show. Like, WHAT?! No, I’m sorry… WHAT?!!

The horror that you were always going to feel now mixed with hysterical laughter as Linda is WAY too horny and WAY too susceptible to Lucifer’s desire power

“Did my father send you?” — DYING! DEAD! DECEASED!

Absolutely not being able to take Amenadiel seriously even for a second. Everytime you look up at his stony expression, you fall out of your chair laughing all over again

[^Amenadiel, I'm so sorry, but this does not intimidate me. I know you too well now.]

AND THAT’S JUST THE PILOT! You keep watching and you get to see Maze meet little Trixie for the first time (adorbs <3). You get to watch Maze meet Dan for the first time and IT’S SO GODDAMN FUCKING FUNNY I AM NOT EVEN JOKING! Like, if you can make it that far into the show by watching from the beginning, then it’s still funny. But TRUST ME! It’s way better once you know they’re besties and have seen Maze sob over an N*Sync shirt. I’M CRACKING UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!

You also get to watch Lucifer’s struggle with mortality/vulnerability already knowing how it works (already knowing how all of his powers work). Chloe says, “Oh, I want to shoot you so bad.” And you’re shouting YES, PLEASE! DO IT! DO IT! And it’s not because you’re hate-watching the show, it’s because you know he’ll bleed when she does and LUCIFER DOESN’T KNOW THAT YET! Malcolm’s about to shoot him episodes later and you’re yelling again DO IT! DO IT!!!! Because Chloe’s no where around this time and Lucifer won’t bleed but he doesn’t know that either! (And then you groan in disappointment when Malcolm walks away without shooting — and then you cheer when two seconds later the villain of the episode shows up and shoots Lucifer instead! \0/ It’s SO satisfying!)

What I’m saying is, Season 1 is incredible… but only if you add dramatic irony to it. If you’re as clueless as the characters? Then, god help you, because I wouldn’t have made it past Linda jumping Lucifer’s bones in her office during the pilot. I just wouldn’t have.

Further caveats:

If you want to watch solely for Maze/Eve — DON’T! My girl Eve is barely in the show after her S4 introduction, and she’s dating Lucifer for the majority of that season. Like Maze/Eve are incredible and perfect and integral to Maze’s overall character arc. You get to see them get married and they have such gems like “You broke my heart” / “Really? :D That’s awesome!” and “I don’t care if you die.” / “:’) That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me.” — LIKE BABES, THEY’RE GORGEOUS! I just wouldn’t watch 6 seasons of a show for like 1.5 seasons total of B-storyline content. I don’t think that’s really worth it but your scales may differ.

Now if you want to watch solely for Tricia Helfer…. FAIR! THAT’S FAIR! I’m pretty sure she’s what got me sucked in. Technically, that’s probably not worth it either because she’s only a regular for S2 and 3 and then guest stars in a couple of S5b episodes — but then again, IMDB confirms she was in 47 of the 93 episodes while Eve was only in 14 (FOURTEEN??? :O What do you mean?? Wasn’t she in like most of S4????? JFC no wonder it seems like she’s never around T_T) So yeah, Tricia Helfer might be worth it! She’s fabulous as both Lucifer’s mom and as Charlotte Richards! Love her!

Season 3 is both the longest and the WORST season no matter when you watch it. Unless you have some deep-seated nostalgia for Smallville, you’re going to be miserable during this season and there’s absolutely no way I can make it better for you. I am so sorry. It’s horribly paced. It has a narratively useful characterization backslide with NO TRIGGER POINT so it therefore doesn’t actually flow with the narrative after all. It has too many filler episodes which for this show, does actually ruin the pacing, and includes two miscellaneous episodes that have nothing to do with anything slotted AFTER a very massive, huge finale cliffhanger! (WHY???? @ Fox execs, PLEASE EXPLAIN!!!!!) They completely fucked up the character foil I assume they were intending because there’s no way you intended that to be a face value parallel. I refuse to accept that. And that’s before whatever the fuck their goal was with the Chloe/Pierce romance. IT WAS SO BADLY DONE IT MAKES ME RAGE!

But also we got Chloe and Linda drunkenly taking over Lucifer’s penthouse when he was out of town, and the finale scene of Lucifer shielding Chloe with his wings as they’re getting shot at which makes me FERAL, so it’s not all bad.

Speaking of Lucifer shielding Chloe with his wings, I might have an unexplored obsession with angels that is clouding my judgement of this show. :S Okay, years ago I read a Supercat AU where Kara was the devil and I was enthralled but anything else I found featuring angels just wasn’t the vibe. And then I found Lucifer and got hooked. So IDK! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#long post #but I added gifs so does that help? lol #:S #also a Supercat fic rec link at the bottom?

[enumchase]

send help i'm going crazy

#wip #:S #i'm on my knees #anyways

[makeupinthedrawer]

why is talking to your dad so scary

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[aviannauts]

Some of the new characters here!

Since my handwriting is pretty bad here, heres a transcript 😭

“A panicked Liam Plecak:

Assigned to help Charlotte on the Plane:

Reno Lotus (Species: Hand Sanitizer) || Aster Edelweiss (Species: Jingle Bell) || June Amaryllis (Species: Dropper Bottle)

(Characters requested by previous batch)

Lupine Keshi (Connected to: Reno / Species: Wristwatch) || Avery Freesia (Connected to: Aster / Species: Pencil Sharpener) || Tarak Geranium (Connected to: Aster / Species: Nightlight) || Petunia “Petey” (Connected to: Aster / Species: Clip) (“wa”) || MilQ-T (Connected to: June / Species: Roomba)

(Characters requested by previous batch x2)

Loui Oleander (Connected to: Lupine / Species: Warning/Caution Sign) || Cody Gladiolus (Connected to: Lupine / Species: Grater) (i misspelled Gladiolus oops) || Evelyn Olive (Connected to: Avery / Species: Vase) || Felix Phlox (Connected to: Tarak / Species: Outlet)”

Avery, Loui, Felix, and Petunia were all designed and donated to me by Enov! they are awesome :) i dont know if they have a tumblr!

Also, Petunia and MilQ-T are both pets!

Double also, i was going to do a Plane Database thing for Lupine but i was also going to do the entire other batch along with him and that just,, probbbably wont happen super soon, so heres a bunch of Lupine and Reno art!! (because they are.. very silly :] )

Lupine is a youtuber and just a complete goof, he’s definitely the kind of person to make ghost hunting videos (or even 3AM call videos)

(also sorry for the weird-ish drawings on the last one, i think i was super tired and it doesn’t really get the point across how i’d like it to, but it is canon!)

oh yeah! Texty cat shimeji is canon as well!

#hfjone #hfjone liam #hfjone backpack #hfjone au #hfjone texty #what the heck tumblr didnt let me tag this on mobile :( on both of my devices wow! #should i make a tag for the false gods au the same way i did with #the aftershock au? #i dunno how tumblr works #:S #false gods au #i did it!! yippee!!

[nostalgia-tblr]

messaging bestie on my phone today, mentioned the "they bleached hemsworth's eyebrows badly for that first thor film" thing. (i'd told her should watch that film as i reckon she would like at least some of it, but she has seen the dark world* so she's not what you'd call convinced.)

she asks "is he not blond in real life?"

after a pause i reply with "he might be?"

"there'll be photos of him in other things"

"no, i've seen not-Thor photos of him, i just don't remember what colour his hair is"

she googles and reports "it looks sort of mid-to-dark brown to me"

"so did they dye both of them for that film?" i wonder.

"what colour's loki's hair in real life?"

"...i'm not sure about that either."

"no wonder they dyed them if they both have forgettable hair"

*i made her watch dark world with me cos i hadn't seen it but had heard it wasn't good, but i told her the plot of the first movie and the two or three scenes i could remember from the avengers movie so i think were only about equally confused by the elves one.

#:S #i'm sorry :I #i'm sure they both have lovely hair! of some colour or other! #tbh i probably only know the characters' hair colours cos i've read it in fic so many times #can you be hair-blind? is hair-blindness a thing? #queue

[edenfire]

I'm working on a project and I'm going to need six designs

should I make them all shuake or should I include the rest of the phantom thieves?

#shuake #persona 5 #p5r #to be clear shuake will be there in both options #its just if i should make it all shuake #or if i should fit in the other characters #there are pros and cons to both #the all shuake option would probably be more fun but it might be harder #and including everyone would be more inclusive of ppls favorite characters #but ppl might prefer exclusively shuake type merch from me #:s #im so torn #help