All Siegs and Astolfos are to be adopted by Siegfried.
You are his sons now.
I’m sorry, but I don’t make the rules.
hel and zag seeking a third for their underworld escapee squad. must be a repeat runaway from their local realm of the dead. death entity recommended. mage preferred, as zag has the warrior covered and hel is a rogue, but class is negotiable. apply within.
“I am going to bed. This is enough scroll reading for today.”
“Wait, Rosmontis has two sets of ears.”
//YOOO SOMEONE GONNA HAVE TO HOLD HER BACK LMAO
“FUCKING HELL MARINE! I REALLY WANNA BE FRIENDS!”
Rogue: yes, get it Kurt!
Also Rogue: hurt him in the slightest and I will fly your unrecognizable body to a pig farm three states away. They will never pin it on me.
//to the person suggesting a Shaw, Remy, Kurt threeway:
Rogue wants to punch you.
Saying please and thank you is not a sign of weakness. And those who think otherwise, are probably compensating for something.
odin: would you guys be there for me if i was going through something?
jord: no. absolutely not.
surtr: i hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
njord: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
ran: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
freyja: [HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]
hel: i can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing i could have changed the outcome.