#<- 😔

[scholarhect]

I WOULD HAVE EATEN TONS OF MARKER CAPS WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

#post tag #tlt #ntn spoilers #<- 😔

[kitsnicket]

#😔

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

[cemeterything]

i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

#🐉 #and i was 😔

[borgevino]

there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons

#i saw a post that made me mad lol 😔 #skill issue #(@ the post's op and also @ me for getting riled up by a tumblr post) #edification

[corruptimles]

MikuAllWeeku Day 4: Five Nights at Freddy's

#if you recognize this exact format from a different art of mine uhhh lol #mikuallweeku #miku goes turbo #hatsune miku #vocaloid #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #I dont have a drawing tag #sorry im late i was thinking about mop psychics 😔

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#i don’t think this has been done before??? #maybe it has if so sorry 😔 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #lotr #jrr tolkien

[subterra-rose]

Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because there’s cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure

#texting my patience #pokemon #edit: I’m not American sorry guys #<just bc people have mentioned the healthcare 😔 (not meant in a condescending way) #I have all of these in my area I just like thinking if everywhere was like this

[punkeduppirate]

look at you, you're gorgeous💥

#had this urge to draw the starry scene.. #i love outer space thingy and happy angel crowley's so damn cute he's so excited for it😔 #pardon me idk how to nebula so i'll just go with gay clouds in space #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #fanart #my art #nandsbox

[aerequets]

no one can make twilight double-guess his looks besides anya

#fierce artblock rn 😔😔 #spy x family #my art #loid forger #sxf #anya forger

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

#unbeweevable 😔 #I want to be totally clear I am NOT making fun of this person I think they’re totally right #not snakes #reddit #weevils #bugs #insects

[wordfather]

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

#writing meme #😏😔

[samuelroukin]

call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level

#like if you cried 😔 #ben.txt #edit to say yes i know they actually have more bones than us (230 vs 206 roughly)

[getodrools]

Rubbing pretty clits with Shoko, only for a needy Gojo to come up right behind you and slide himself in between your sloshing pussies... You groan into an outcry, head knocking back into his broad shoulder, "Toru 〜"

The rubbing of fat mounds sickly sweet, keep your mouth agape, moaning a mix of their names in utter bliss. All while Gojo is busy sandwiching the fat of his cock past slippery folds as you slide around. Each barrel, his pelvis hits your doughy globes hard, forcing your grip on Shoko's waist to tweeze. It's cute though, catching how a petal of fingerprints wake in her pale flesh.

He'd try hard to dismiss his needy attention, to not fully come between you girls – nipping at the shell of your ear, but his hips buck eagerly; fucking himself between those soft and warm pillows that sap at his base, and each time the oozing capped tip peaked out — prodding with a hard thump, it nubs right at your clits, purely adding all to the slippery, wet fun...

The next day you're scissoring with Shoko again; her pretty, and snowy plush thighs knobbly between yours… But this time a needy Getō is below your working bodies, keeping a stiff dick between your pussies like a pole trapped in snow.

Suguru is wrecked, his hair is sticking to that dewey face that could only scrunch up in euphoria as he shamelessly lays back, watching how both you pretty girls practically hotdog his fat meat... You could feel him throbbing as you rub along his length with Shoko, knowing she could say the same, watching how she sucks in her rosey, bottom lip… Even feeling puffy folds glide against hers when you'd mush yourself just a little harder.

Every ridden face growing tight. Damp mounds engorge and slide up and down Geto's swelled-up length with haste, and each time you'd reach the pearled crown, puffy clits would kiss… He'd spill out just a little more too; the mushing of you both was practically milking him, making ease for you girls to prod messier — faster in thrumming need...

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#🌐 𝐿𝒜𝒱𝐼𝐼 𝒲𝑅𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒮! #i wanna tribe shoko 😔 #ᝰ satoru gojo! #ᝰ suguru geto! #ᝰ shoko ieiri! #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #gojo smut #gojo x reader #geto smut #geto x reader #shoko smut #shoko x reader #jjk gojo #jjk geto #jjk shoko

[skellydun]

i am going to wake up from this nap on time feeling refreshed and not any worse than I do at this current time

#putting it out into the universe see u in 30 minutes ✌🏻 #i have so much shit to do but i am sleepy 😔