#<- for insurance lol

[chrysocomae]

#lol #russian invasion of ukraine #as an american #that costume is making my health insurance rates go up #every time i look at it #i go slightly more blind #or at least wish i was #shut up vatnikz

[felsicveins]

Animus

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #jd ex husband #it was a julien day for sure #john dory #jd trolls #trolls jd #i guess i should make a tag for julien #trolls oc julien #nice #trolls oc #i have fucking vampire empire in my head BFJEJFJVJRBSJ #maybe thats where the energy of this sketch came from #jd is mistrustful of julien because he was worried julien would kill him for his life insurance money #but he ALSO mistrustful because julien lip synchs #they would perform together in mount rageous but julien would never ad lib with jd #and then one day he found out why when he tried to sing into juliens mic and it wasnt on #anyway! lore in the tags lol #this is too much i understand but .. whatever .. we are having fun 😎

[b0tster]

ive never seen more promos and 50% off sales and damage control open letters in my entire life than what starbucks is doing right now lmao they are getting desperate

#liliths mind #and dont forget the protests happening outside their stores #ive seen multiple when milling about new york city #also remember that one time when they threatened to cut off insurance covered funding of a trans persons transition if they unionized lol

[ootron]

Fundraiser to fix flood damage at my parents house

hi, so i've never had to make a fundraising post but unfortunately my parents' house just suffered major storm damage that insurance is not going to cover at all because the roof was "in disrepair"

to summarize, on the night of december 17th there was a huge storm in the NJ area that dumped around 4 inches of rain in a very short time. my parent's were in the middle of getting their roof replaced, but unfortunately the contractor was going extremely slowly. this meant the roof was unprotected and essentially blew off during the storm, letting water ran into the ceiling and down the walls. the ceilings and all the drywall and insulation are shot and need to be replaced, and the roof especially needs to be replaced ASAP. they'll probably need a new contractor. unfortunately, the person they were using before did not have any kind of insurance coverage so his insurance will also not cover anything.

this is going to cost a lot of money and my parents have already been having a lot of financial difficulties the past few years. any donations are appreciated, even if it's a dollar. thank you!

link to the donations:

#donations #fundraisers #i just feel so awful and i want to help how i can. and im so angry at the insurance company lol #this is an old house too like the section this happened in was built 1890 or something #so that's not helping #anyway thank you thank you thank you

[radiance1]

Bringing back an OLD au where Plasmius and Phantom are demons, Vlad is Plasmius' vessel via contract to not die in the hospital and Danny is Phantom's (unwilling) vessel who was bound to him by Plasmius so his son (Phantom) could get outta hell.

***

Plasmius stared, very intensely. An intensity that would cause others unease and subconsciously try to escape his gaze.

Vlad however, was long since used to this and didn't even look up from his data pad. Plasmius stared down at the board between them, tapping a cla-finger, yes. Tapping a finger against the table as he stared at the many pieces decorating the surface.

It was a quaint thing, this game. Oh so very different than the ones the demon was used too and yet far more enthralling all the same.

The tiniest things that humanity came up with never ceased to amaze him.

He reached out a cla- finger (referring to it as such always seemed to give him the slip), to push a singular piece into a position that would surely give him an advantage. The demon looked, resting at his seat as he snapped his fingers, then making a gesture to the board once he drew his vessel's attention.

Vlad did a light sweep of the board with his eyes, before casually nudging a piece that somehow managed to reverse his careful planning and gave tipped the scales in the human's favor. He then returned to whatever little thing he did on that pad of his, most likely more and more work.

Despite himself, the demon couldn't help but chuckle as he stared down their little game. To think so much careful planning could be reversed so easily....

Human games truly are so fascinating.

***

Unnoticed to the demon sitting across from him, Vlad's eyes narrowed just a tiny bit. He ran a command on his tablet, opening up multiple views from cameras laid out through his 'base' and nearly frowned.

Someone else was working their way through.

He swiped off the cameras to run another command.

Good. The firewalls and security systems were still up.

Then who...?

His attention was drawn away by the snap of fingers and he looked up, then looked to the board. He did another light sweep of the bored, picking out various cracks before idly nudging another piece forward to give himself a small advantage to keep the game going and looked back down to his tablet.

He switched back to his cameras, picking up the familiar sight of a boy with glowing white hair and... Danny? Odd. Usually he doesn't accompany Phantom in his little game of superhero.

His camera glitched.

It was just for a second, something that shouldn't be of concern. But his cameras never glitched, certainly not after developing them to withstand either one of the demons' tantrums and especially what these ones were used for.

He returned to his firewalls.

Someone was trying to get in.

He ran a few other commands, calling upon a few defense protocols and a few AIs to keep whoever was trying to get in out.

He went back to his cameras, flicking through multiple until-

There.

He ran a small command, slamming the door shut on the small team of intruders. He then ran another, the security system in their area turning just a tad more lethal while shutting a door before Phantom and Danny arrived to it.

Good. The boys and these intruders wouldn't meet anytime soon.

He looked up at the cough from the other side of the table, coming to face Plasmius' questioning face. "Something wrong?" The demon asked, eyes glancing at the band around his neck.

Vlad calmed his heart and shook his head, moving another piece before going back to his tablet. "No, just something unexpected came up."

It wasn't a lie.

***

"Another locked door!?" Phantom growled in outrage as he stared at the door before him, claws (hands, hands his father said) held out as if he could physically threaten it to open.

"Yelling isn't going to open it, you know." Danny commented lightly, scratching the back of his neck. "I know that!" Phantom yelled out, looking at Danny as if he was the dumb one.

Danny rolled his eyes. "Let's just go another way then." He turned around and started walking before Phantom could speak. Said demon ran forward to walk in front of the Danny and had the gall to look offended. "Hey! You can't order me about! You're the sidekick!"

"You literally forced me into this." Danny pointed out.

"Details, details!" Phantom waved it off, pointing down the hall as he (tried) to strike a heroic pose. "Now off we go to defeat the dastardly Doctor!"

Danny just continued walking forward.

Phantom huffed and ran to catch up. "Don't just ignore me!"

Danny just shrugged.

***

"Sooo," He began. "Is it just me or is everything like, a lot more lethal?" Pointing out the obvious.

"Yep." A member of his team chimed. "But it isn't that bad! At least there's no giant robots-"

The ground shook as a giant robot stepped through a previously sealed door.

"I can't tell if that's just coincidence or you jixed us." Another member said.

"Well it could be worse-"

Another robot stepped through another door as lazers pointed at them from the ceiling.

"You jinxed us." He deadpanned.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #I have no idea who the hero team is so I just kinda left it vague lol #Was this just an excuse to write about an old DCxDP au I had? #Yes #Yes it was #Right that band around Vlad's neck is supposed to be something to monitor his health #Just an insurence thingi #Anyways

[harbingersecho]

they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars

#rvb #red vs blue #maine #wash #carolina #agent washington #agent maine #agent carolina #mine #*24 #i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself #i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol #also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car #tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license #but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking' #if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever #carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying #it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care

[notetaeker]

May 6th, 2023 - Saturday

Classes are finally over 🤧 I’m debating signing up for summer classes lol you would think I would have learned my lesson trying to do a billion things at once but we’ll see. Everything ends soon though … the school semester and my internship both end in June. I will once again be at a crossroads when that time comes… I wonder what I will choose.

#whatever I do will be fine #I have my ​Qadr of Allah insurance lol 😂 #everything will be fine 💗 #no need to worry #notes #studyblr #studyspo

[gaytedlasso]

lit by neon motel signs

#literally he’s so lonely #sketch.art #spn art #spn fanart #Dean art #young dean winchester #stanford era dean #safe dean content #deancas #for insurance lol #vertigo vibes #becauseofthebowties #tuserpris #cowboycoven #spxcekya #seraphcastiel

[fandomflotilla]

Ruby: Dammit, my insurance just turned me down. Guess I can’t get that therapy. Any ideas on what I should do next, Jaune?

Jaune: None. Why not ask Weiss?

Ruby: Nope. Her ideas…would not be great.

Jaune: …okayyyyyyyy. Your sister?

Ruby: Worse idea.

Jaune: Blake?

Ruby: She knows nothing about healthcare.

Jaune: Well shit…

Weiss: Hi guys, what are you talking about?

Ruby: NOTHING!

Jaune: Ruby’s therapy was turned down by her health insurance.

Weiss: …they what.

Ruby: It’s fine! It’s fine! Really, I can do an appeal and other stuff, you don’t have to do anything!

Weiss: …

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

Weiss: *pulls out scroll and starts calling while walking away*

Weiss: Klein? Look up the insurance provider “Permanent Caesar” and check my allowance, we’re doing a hostile takeover.

Ruby: …goddammit Jaune.

Jaune: Sorry!

Ruby: *sigh* Well at least Yang doesn’t know yet-

Yang: Know what?

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

Yang: Know. What. Ruby?

Ruby: *sigh* my health insurance turned down my therapy.

Yang: …where’s their address? I just wanna talk.

Ruby: Yang no! I don’t want to have to bail you out out of jail again!

Yang: You’re right, Ruby, I can just look it up online. Thanks for the help!

Yang: *pulls out scroll and starts calling while walking away*

Yang: Hi, Nora? I need some fire dust. A LOT of fire dust.

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Ruby: …hi Blake. Do you have any illegal ideas on how to get me healthcare?

Blake: Nah, I don’t know anything about healthcare, I’m just enjoying the show.

Ruby: Blake this is serious, they’re going nuts here!

Blake: Well yeah, but…

Blake: …is it just me or was that kinda hot?

Jaune: Oh thank god it wasn’t just me. I’m so bricked up I could break a headboard.

Ruby: JAUNE.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #jaune arc #blake belladonna #dragonslayer #white knight #rwby bumbleby #monochrome #if you can’t tell #admin is old #and #is dealing with insurance issues #lol #I would absolutely would fall for a woman who’d commit arson agains my insurance company

[koboldfactory]

For Valentine’s Day all kobolds should send me a little treat:

#koboldfactory #I am about to go to the dentist and don’t know yet if insurance will cover the visit and I need to buy groceries after lol

[scryillo]

aint bad with good company and a good drink

#trigun #vashwood #millymeryl #vash the stampede #vash saverem #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #zazie the beast #trigun 98 #trigun fanart #scrib: linkings #worked on this for a trigun secret santa for a server... its a 98 specific fantasy western au a bit? #changed up the outfits slightly to reflect some victorian esque vibes [yes i know its not historically accurate it pains me but i was not #going to do costume design for a month and a half. nor did i have time to LOL] #but yeah! a bit of a vampire + vampire hunter au.... i did have a set of doodles i had in universe that accomponyed it but... idk if i have #the confidence to post fully gay shit yet lmfao #vash is a vampire. zazie is a vampire. insurance girls are vampire hunters assigned by the government and ww is a vigilante hunter... also #sent to collect specimen.... meryl could not believe vash was a vampire at first bc she thought vamps were supposed to act a certain way...

[communistkenobi]

now that I haven’t lived with my parents for almost two years I’m starting to come to terms with myself as a full human being. and like idk I can’t really complain about my parents too much in terms of their overall parenting of me, I feel like I’m lucky in a lot of respects just based on the horrific shit some of my friends/family have gone through, but I feel like one consequence of how much my parents fucking hated each other for my entire life is that I feel like I have no reference point for showing affection or being emotionally considerate/vulnerable, those things tend to make me deeply uncomfortable and disempower me to do nice things for the people I love. I feel like I have to really concentrate and spend time on emotional reciprocity and spontaneous gifts/gestures of love. genuinely just kind of sucks how much my parents despise one another and how their constant fighting and days-long silent treatments over the course of 25 years has made me feel inadequate to the task of showing the people I care about how much I love them

#also protestantism will do this to you which is definitely some of it #my therapy insurance renewed for this year maybe I should do a couple sessions about this lol #I feel like I’m making progress on it but it genuinely feels really difficult. It’s like I don’t know what to do with myself #also the middle class thing of just buying shit to express affection #it’s so hollow and meaningless & it’s given me a really cynical and utilitarian perspective on giving gifts #which sucks! I don’t like having that view of gifts. possibly one of the oldest human social practices in all of history #aside from maybe art

[911onabc]

headcanon: after buck learns about the will he (slightly out of spite, mostly out of genuine love) changes his life insurance plan to make christopher the beneficiary. he does not tell eddie this.

#buddie #sidenote since buck technically died is he entitled to his life insurance LOL

[mud1888]

#lol #funny #humor #joke #memes #jokes #silly #insurance #house insurance #blanket

[dogstomp]

Dogstomp #2932 - January 10th Patreon / Discord Server / Itaku / Bluesky

#comic diary #daily comic #comic journal #autobio comics #comics #webcomics #january 10 2023 #comic 2932 #I have no problem with ads that debut a product and explain its features #I have a burning hate for ads that are like “Here's a funny animal lol here's a joke and a catchy song! Buy our insurance!” #So much modern advertising is just about drilling their name into your head until it's the first thing that comes to mind. #That manipulative bullshit can go die #ads

[zylphiacrowley]

It is, quite frankly, a shame I blacked out the entire time I was playing SGE so I remember nothing about it. He looks so good in this glam.

#Final Fantasy XIV #FFXIV #miqo'te #gpose #X'vahl Tia #He looks so good in glasses tbh #He also looks like a smug prick here looooool #'Oh no health insurance/mits? Then perish.' #That is extremely ooc for him tho lol #He's too nice to say things like that.