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Terezi Pyrope, Karkat Vantas

Act 5, page 3427

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

GC: K4RK4T, 1 H4V3 GR4V3 4ND S3R1OUS N3WS TO R3PORT

GC: 1 H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D TH3 SC3N3 OF 4 R34L L1F3 MURD3R!

GC: T4VROS W4S TH3 V1CT1M >:[

GC: 1M V3RY UPS3T, BUT 1 4M TRY1NG TO ST4Y PROF3SS1ON4L 4BOUT 1T

GC: TH1S CR1M3 1S NOT GO1NG TO SOLV3 1TS3LF >:]

GC: 1 H4V3 CONDUCT3D MY PR3ML1M1N4RY FOR3NS1C 4N4LYS1S OF TH3 SC3N3, BUT MY F1ND1NGS H4V3 B33N MOSTLY 1NCONCLUS1V3

GC: (1 4M ONLY PR3T3ND1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4NY CH4NC3 1T W4S NOT VR1SK4, B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T WOULD B3 NO FUN)

GC: 4NYW4Y, 1 JUST W4NT3D TO W4RN YOU TH3R3 1S 4 BLOODTH1RSTY MURD3R3R ON TH3 LOOS3, 4ND YOU SHOULD B3 C4R3FUL OUT TH3R3!

GC: NOW 1 MUST 4TT3MPT TO R3V1V3 TH3 V1CT1M...

GC: 3333UGH...

GC: K4RK4T YOU C4NNOT 3V3N 1M4G1N3 WH4T TH1S SM3LLS L1K3 >XO

GC: BUT 1 PR1D3 MYS3LF ON B31NG 4 TRU3 PROF3SS1ON4L, 4S W3LL 4S 4N 3XC3LL3NT FR13ND

GC: 1 W1LL B3 4W4Y FROM MY GL4SS3S FOR JUST 4 MOM3NT

GC: SO 1F YOU G3T TH1S M3SS4G3 PL34S3 B3 P4T13NT >:]

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CG: TEREZI? ARE YOU THERE???

CG: OH FUCK, TAVROS IS DEAD TOO?

CG: TEREZI LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE.

CG: VRISKA IS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS.

CG: WAIT

CG: FORENSIC ANALYSIS? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?

CG: PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES BACK ON. GOD DAMN IT.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

GC: honk.

CG: AAAAUUUUUUGH OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK

carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked gallowsCalibrator [GC]

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> Karkat: Poser Terezi.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] bizzle troll'n carcinoGeneticist [CG]

GC: K4RK4T, 1 H4V3 GR4V3 4ND S3R1OUS N3WS TA R3PORT GC: 1 H4V3 D1SCIZZAY TH3 SC3N3 OF 4 R34L L1F3 MURD3R! GC: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. T4VROS W4S TH3 V1CT1M >:[ GC: 1M V3RIZZY UPS3T, BUT 1 4M TRY1NG TA ST4IZZY PROF3SS1ON4L 4BOUT 1T GC: TH1S CR1M3 1S NOT GIZNO1NG TO SOLV3 1TS3LF >:] GC: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 1 H4V3 CONDUCT3D MAH PR3ML1M1N4RY FIZZAY 4N4LYS1S OF TH3 SC3N3, BUT MAH F1ND1NGS H4V3 B33N MOSTLY 1NCONCLUS1V3 GC: (1 4M IZZLE PR3T3ND1NG TA TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4NY CH4NC3 1T W4S NIZZY VR1SK4, B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T WOULD B3 NO FIZZY) GC droppin hits: 4NYW4Y, 1 JUST W4NT3D TA W4RN YOU TH3R3 1S 4 BLOODTH1RSTY MIZZURD3R3R ON TH3 LOOS3, 4ND YOU SHOULD B3 C4R3FUL OUT TH3R3! GC: NOW 1 MIZZAY 4TT3MPT TA R3V1V3 TH3 V1CT1M... GC: 3333UGH... GC: K4RK4T YOU C4NNOT 3V3N 1M4G1N3 WH4T TH1S SM3LLS L1K3 >XO GC upside yo head: BUT 1 PR1D3 MYS3LF ON B31NG 4 TRU3 PROF3SS1ON4L, 4S W3LL 4S 4N 3XC3LL3NT FR13ND GC: 1 W1LL B3 4W4Y FRIZZOM MAH GL4SS3S FO` JUST 4 MOM3NT GC and yo momma: SO 1F YOU G3T TH1S M3SS4G3 PL34S3 B3 P4T13NT >: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.]

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceaze' trizzle carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CG from tha streets of tha L-B-C: TEREZI? BE YIZZAY THERE??? CG paper'd up: OH F-TO-THA-IZZUCK, TAVROS BE DEAD TIZZLE, chill yo? CG: TEREZI LISTIZZLE TA ME YOU HIZNAVE TA GIT OUT OF THERE. CG so you betta run and grab yo glock: VRIZZLE BE THA LIZZAY OF OUR PROBLEMS. CG: WAIT CG: FORENSIC ANALYSIS? BE YOU FUCK'N IZZLE? CG: PIZNUT YOUR RHYMIN' GLASZES BACK ON. GIZZLE DAMN IT.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began troll'n carcinoGeneticist [CG] 

GC: hizzay. 

CG ya dig? AAAAUUUUUUGH OHFUCK OHFUCK IZZLE IZZLE OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK

carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked gallowsCalibrator [GC]

> Karkat cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Exizzle Sollux.

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