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[st4rb3rries]

summer activities with the main 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (aged up 18+)

summary; going to the water park/gas station with them

warnings; cussing, mention of drugs

a/n; sorry for being inactive!! i love you guys hope you enjoy<3

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

so i feel like you guys would go to the water park because it's so hot. kyle is the one who suggested it because cartman can't stfu. "what the fuck it's so hot" "then how about we go to the water park tubby" "DON'T CALL ME TUBBY YOU STUPID J- that's actually not a bad idea" "shiii im down it's hot as fuck" "fr" "but not as hot as hot as me😘" "who said you were hot in the first place🤨" so all of you guys walked back to your houses and to go get ready. we all know kyle is the mom friend so he brings extra towels, sunscreen, and floaties and puts it in a suitcase. once you all meet up you guys just decided to walk there. "god kyle did you not get the memo were going to the waterpark not the airport🙄" "WELL CARTMAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELVES YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN BRING A SINGLE TOWEL" "thanks for bringing us stuff mom ilysm🥰" "yeah yeah whatever let's just start walking" when you guys get there for some reason kenny and cartman BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS SPEAKER??? *random song playing on speaker* "AW DUDE WTH YOUR EMBARRISING US" "BITCHHH TURN THAT SHIT DOWNN😭" *kyle grabs the speaker and throws it into an "empty" pool* (rip to the kid who was in the pool) "come on stan and y/n lets go swim, but first we gotta put on sunscreen" "bro think's he's the main character💀" "im gonna fucking kill him" "bro thinks he's the villain 💀" your guys favorite thing to do at the waterpark is the slides for sure. or should i say it's you and kenny's favorite thing to do. "WOOHOOO WATER SLIDES Y/N LET'S GO" "YYASSS" "god they're so childish, real men make kids fall of slides" "CARTMAN NO-" so after you and kenny were finished with all the slides. you decided to invite stan because he hasn't done anything being the emo bitch he is🙄. "come on stan lets go next" "no" "yes" "no" he's only saying no because he's afraid he's gonna barf on you since. you guys have to hold each other tight on the slide. (it's in the rules😉) bro is not tryna get caught lacking with having a crush on you. yeah you guessed he finally said yes to you. "ARE YOU READDY STAN HOLD ON TIGHT" "oh god" *not even 5 seconds later* "BLEGHHHHH-" "EW DUDE SICK WTF" bro doesn't even say sorry cause he's too embarrassed. good thing kyle only saw you guys. cartman and kenny would've been laughing their asses off💀. "looks like someone threw a love bomb on you guys *wink*" "shut it kyle" anyways good thing kyle had his big ass suitcase prepared with towels and extra bathing suits. at the end of the day kenny is flirting with the life guards and cartman is torturing kids. but you, stan, and kyle always look foreword to the sunset each day and luckily. the water park has a perfect view for that so you guys were excited. (you guys got kicked out before the sunset)

after getting escorted out the water park you decide to go your local gas station for slushies and snacks. "you guys you guys w-wait up" "come on cartman walk faster" "CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING STAN WE JUST CAME FROM THE WATER PARK" "yeah like 2 mintues ago" "LAST ONE WHO GETS THERE HAS TO PAY FOR ALL OUR STUFF" all of you guys start zooming just to piss off cartman. "GODAMMIT WAIT UP" when you guys finally arrive (yes you guys waited for cartman) the cashier always has a look of terror on his face because he knows that you guys. might end up buying the whole store, or accidently set it on fire. "LOOK Y/N SOUR CANDY OUR FAVORITE" "BY THE WHOLE ROW RN" "oh no no no you guys we aren't doing this again." he's only saying this because one time you and kyle ate so much sour candy that you guys passed out. when stan saw you guys he thought y'all did c0k3 because there was white powder everywhere. in reality it was sour dust💀. so he's still traumatized from sour candy because he thought his best bud and future gf died. "stan relax we won't even eat this much this time, right kyle?" "righttt" meanwhile kenny and cartman are fucking up the slushie machine. "kenny i'll give you $5 if you pour slushie into your shoes" "alr bet"*puts slushie in shoes* "BAHAHA KENNY YK I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU $5 FOR THAT" "ik that's why im gonna drink it nothing ain't going to waste😈" "look kenny real men drink out of the slushie machine not their shoes🤓" "you guys are you ready to go🙄" "nah hold up dude lemme get my razzberry slush real quick" as stan tries to get his slush the machine literally explodes everywhere😭. "AH SHIT" "HAHA STAN YOU DUMB BITCH" "ah hell nah smurf nut exploded everywhere" "HAHAH SMURF NUT" "fuck it i say we make a run for it and never come back we can't this shit in time" "at this point yeah😭" "and you guys know damn well none of us brought cash" "NO WAY KYLE BEING A MAN FOR ONCE AND TRYNA STEAL WOAHHH😮" "SHUT IT F@T@SS THEY'RE GONNA HEAR US" "LETS GO THE CASHIER IS SLEEPING" "HELL YEAH FREE STUFF" "PURR LET'S GO😜" you guys ran out with all your snacks and never came back😭. but we all know kyle is gonna come back and repay for the damages and stealing. until he see's photos of himself and you guys on the door saying your banned. "oh fuck"

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[tittyinfinity]

FUCK my brother left before I could ask him if he knew who drew suspect sasuke

#.bdo #KY3 is the place to be! #I am once again mentioning that I was on that news station #i won a viola for orchestra (but I could only keep it for one year)

[malejandrotruther]

Pavitr: This is such a bad idea. Hobie: Then why are you coming along? Pavitr: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong. (*GH&UU9h8ug2094vbyb0n5v2v529q4rf9uhy272734y neu u92ho9738o48y906 83qph2itqg--hygi j5o2yk5k[ky3[k[kpo[5kpk[u4y5ky5[44u[6kpu4[6kp6u5[kpuk[p65u6

this is so true -Michael

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[sweetbriermouse]

I bought cantaloupe because it's sweet and I've been craving it, there's a salmonella recall on entire truckloads on cantaloupe rn in the US and Canada ☠️☠️☠️ thankfully the brand I bought isn't on the list but the article from ky3 that had the brand name wasn't exactly in depth so here's hoping I don't get salmonella!

[news-of-the-day]

9/30/22

Putin signed two decrees that annex four regions of the Ukraine, although even with the invasion Russia does not control them fully militarily. From now, Russia will claim it's defending its own territory. As far as I can tell, no one else is recognizing this, even China (although that can change). In response, the Ukraine announced it would bid for a fast-track into joining NATO, and the US announced a new package of sanctions. A rocket strike hit a civilian convoy, killing at least 25.

This is an editorial from me, not news: If the Ukraine joins NATO, that is a big, massive deal. The Cold War was pretty much everyone trying very hard for the USSR and NATO not to come into direct combat, so if a country that is in active military engagement with Russia joins, well... there's a possibility what the world's been avoiding for decades may come to fruition. Russia's already been vaguely threatening to use nuclear weapons, and everything could become even more ramped up from there.

The Senate passed a bill that would temporarily halt a shutdown through to December. One of the holdups was Senate Manchin (D-WV), who wanted to add an energy provision as a prerequisite for his support, but that upset everyone so he took it off the table. The bill also allocates $12.3B for the Ukraine.

Judge Cannon, who is overseeing the DOJ/Trump trial, says Trump does not have to clarify to the special master whether his documents were planted or declassified.

Six states sued the Biden administration's plan to forgive some of the student debt, stating he does not have the authority to do that. There were many people angry when Biden announced the $10K-$20K forgiveness, asking why the burden had to fall on the taxpayer. (The Congressional Budget Office said it would cost about $400B.) Also in some states, debt relief is considered taxable income so the forgiveness plan triggered state taxes ranging from about $300-$1100, depending where you live.

Florida is assessing the damage from Hurricane Ian, restoring power, and looking for survivors/the dead. There are 21 confirmed deaths, and 18-20 Cuban migrants went missing on their boat. Ian will hit South Carolina very soon, and its time over the Atlantic increased its power from a tropical storm back up to a category 1.

Thai Prime Minister Prayuth will remain in office after a constitutional court ruled he did not exceed term limits. Prayuth stepped down temporarily after protests that he had been in power too long (since 2014), but the counterargument was his term actually started in 2017 when the new constitution came in.

A suicide bomber hit an institute in Kabul where students were preparing for exams, killing 19-20.

1) Moscow Times, Reuters, BBC, Al Jazeera 3) NYT 4) Washington Post 5) Bloomberg, KY3 6) Tampa Bay, CBS, Axios 7) WSJ 8) Al Jazeera

#news #war in ukraine #trump #hurricane ian #government shutdown

[hemp-pot]

HEMP.gg : Missouri Recreational Marijuana Legalization Initiative Qualifies For November Ballot - Forbes

Missouri Recreational Marijuana Legalization Initiative Qualifies For November Ballot  Forbes

Missouri recreational marijuana legalization to be on 2022 ballot  News-Leader

Missouri voters set to vote on recreational marijuana in November  PBS NewsHour

Is weed legal in Missouri? Here are the state marijuana laws  Kansas City Star

Missouri’s recreational marijuana ballot issue is about more than just legalizing pot  KY3

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source https://www.forbes.com/sites/ajherrington/2022/08/10/missouri-recreational-marijuana-legalization-initiative-qualifies-for-november-ballot/

#Hemp #Marijuana #Stoner #Cannabis #MedicalMarijuana #hemp #cbd #weed #dope #organic #thc #HEMP.gg #b

[cdoc1890]

Law enforcement and marijuana dispensaries in the Ozarks warn of potential danger of delta 8 THC products https://www.ky3.com/video/2024/04/21/law-enforcement-marijuana-dispensaries-ozarks-warn-potential-danger-delta-8-thc-products/

[pressnewsagencyllc]

Two Missouri Congressmen are calling for more aid to Israel after visiting the Middle East.

Two Missouri Congressmen are calling for more aid to Israel after visiting the Middle East.  KY3 Source link

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[petnews2day]

Cat thief: Humane Society asking for help in finding woman who stole a cat

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Cat thief: Humane Society asking for help in finding woman who stole a cat

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (KY3) – The Humane Society of Southwest Missouri is asking for help finding a cat thief. According to the shelter, on February 17, a woman walked into the Humane Society, stole a cat carrier, then walked into the cat adoption center, put a cat in the carrier, and left. The cat is a […]

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[schoolsformedicalbilling]

Grace reports a drop in medical costs support in 2023 For more Local News from KY3: https://www.ky3.com/ For more YouTube Content: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnKYBTzfcyzIsd9aqczP0JQ

[sahraeyll]

Grace reports a drop in medical expense help in 2023 For more Local News from KY3: https://www.ky3.com/ For more YouTube Content: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnKYBTzfcyzIsd9aqczP0JQ

[vegasgogreen]

By the numbers: Missouri’s marijuana industry at the end of 2023 debut of recreational sales - KY3

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[loansampm]

Help now on the way for health professional students with student loan debt - KY3

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