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kylowrens · 4 years

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Pas De Deux

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Summary: You are the empress of the planet Khagdra and the ruler of the Cosmic Concord, an up and coming alliance prepared to take down the Resistance and the First Order, as you see yourself as the ideal leader of the galaxy. You're willing to do anything for the throne, even defeat the mighty Supreme Leader Kylo Ren. But will he let you destroy everything he's built?

Words: 2500

Rating: Explicit (LOTS OF VIOLENCE AND VIOLENT SEX)

Characters: Kylo Ren x Reader

A/N: Hey guys! This is my very first Kylo fic and I hope y’all enjoy what I intend to be a very harrowing enemies to lovers slow burn with lots of kinky sex and violence HAHA

You were a woman of thunder.

And he happened to be a man made of fire.

What an incendiary duel of magic.

You were the empress of your home planet Khagdra and ruler of the Cosmic Concord, a rising intergalactic conglomeration that lain on neither sides of the war- the Resistance was sloppy with its efforts and the First Order was something you considered to be pathetically archaic within the realms of what it aspired to be. With various nations conjuring up your planet, Khagdra was an empire within itself.

You anticipated for today to be diplomatic at best as you prepared to meet with Supreme Leader Kylo Ren over the usage of the Wayfinder, an object intended to guide its users to the hidden planet Exegol- oh how wrong you were. Your planet hailed the containment of the coveted object and word spread across the galaxy, far enough to catch the attention of the Supreme Leader himself. You assumed the Supreme Leader wanted the Wayfinder to take advantage of the secret Sith planet, while you wanted to destroy it.

You felt searing pain, then nothing, in your upper left arm as a side of the crossguard on his lightsaber, sparking erratically, dug into your flesh.

Your mouth filled with saliva and you gritted through the pleasurable pain. A rose-gold helmet concealed your identity and voice from the beautiful man in front of you, the modulator allowing your groan to emanate in an electronic, gender-neutral hum. The heavy rain of your desert oceanic home planet soaked through your dark red noble dress and cape that were embedded with intricate, bronze and gold designs. Your lightsaber, glowing golden in its righteous majesty, pressed against the masked man’s crimson sword as your arms were raised up and back over your head. You heaved forward, sending his saber and body fumbling backwards.

Chuckling, you spun your saber effortlessly as a taunt, an invitation. Kylo huffed, slightly hunched over as he stomped towards you, the rain gliding off his helmet. He swung towards you and you nimbly bent backwards to evade the blade’s heat. Twirling, you regained balance and squeezed the gash on your arm firmly, riling yourself up with rage and a thirst for glory. You managed to glide the tip of your blade along his side; he growled in response and turned sharply towards you. His brute strength only proved the rumors true- he was a champion amongst men.

Kylo’s second mistake was pressing that frenetic excuse of a saber into your arm- the first, was assuming your people were weak. Once his Upsilon-class command shuttle landed, he and his troop of First Order soldiers prodded an innocent family while on their way to your palace. The news quickly made its way to your throne and you knew immediately this battle would be far from effortless. Your own troops of fighters, called novawarriors, quickly stormed into warfare, warding off countless First Order stormtroopers with electric double-sided spears.

Kylo did a number on various lives of your warriors as he waited for you at the foot of your palace, which was cushioned by bouquets of tropical trees all around. This not only enraged you, but fancied your interest as well. The life and lore of the mighty Kylo Ren were things almost of myth, as you only heard of him through word of mouth. He was said to rest his helmet on the ashes of those who came in his way, and he was so ruthless, that he took his own father’s life. The idea of him waiting for you to become one with the others who now serve as a resting place for his helmet thrilled you to no end.

Your train of thought was interrupted by another might of heat and pain, this time surging through your shoulder. You yelped and aimed your lightsaber towards him, only for him to block it with his own. He leaned forward and gained power over you, his figure looming above your frame like a malevolent shadow. You were agile and quick on your feet, especially compared to his large stature and extreme height, but his brute strength was close to getting the best of you. You heaved over to the side and balance grew within your feet.

You sensed him all around you, a ferocious haze blanketing you- you could feel his anger as it reflected the state of his lightsaber. He was curious about who you were, yet wrath overcame his curiosity. His energy was so strong that you felt whatever he felt; in that moment, his wrath became yours.Your heart raced and your hands trembled as blood dripped off your body. You were not allowing this man to overcome you, regardless of his achievements.

You swung your sword and missed.

You missed again as he leaned back.

With one stomp forward, you were able to graze him. He growled once again as he attempted to hit you, missing as you leapt high and backwards with the help of the Force.

“My goodness, Supreme Leader,” you purred through the helmet. “I must admit, this is quite the introduction.”

At first, he didn’t say anything. He raised his lightsaber and pointed it at you. “Identify yourself at once.” his voice was low. You chuckled softly at the sound of raindrops hitting against your helmets, pellets tapping against metal.

You turned your lightsaber off and clasped it onto a specialized belt on the side of your dress. You raised the helmet off your head, allowing your tucked hair to flow freely and quickly become soaked by the rain. You glanced at the masked man with mischievous eyes, eyelashes fluttering and the slightest upwards curve of your lip apparent. Despite your confidence, you ached to know the face under the mask. With the mask on, he oozed a domineering, cold, and relentless identity.

The sound of his flickering saber filled the rain-heavy air. If it weren’t for the slight movement of his shoulders, you would have assumed he was frozen.

“I am your demise.”

Thunder cracked in the sky behind you and water spilled over your cheeks. You blinked against the heavy rain to discern any reaction from Kylo.

“Is that so?” he asked rhetorically, his saber still aimed at you.

“Do you doubt me?” you raised your voice.

Kylo shut his lightsaber off and trekked towards you menacingly. You walked backwards cautiously until your back hit the cement wall of one of your military bases. He looked down at you- you stood your ground and looked up, staring at your reflection in his mask. His helmet, which appeared to be previously broken, was forged with blaring red seams.

You suddenly felt a dull and blunt pain against your neck, the walls of your throat closing in on itself. Tears welled up and an incessant ringing made itself present in your ears. You managed to cough out one choke as Kylo used the Force to constrict your neck and tilt your head even higher.

“Yes, in fact, I do,” he replied. “I have far beyond the means to destroy everything you have built here, which isn’t much to begin with.”

You mustered up the strength to kick him in the shin- you weren’t sure if it hurt him or not, as he released the Force on your neck and replaced it with a leather-clad hand. A surge of excitement surged through you, especially in your fingertips and belly.

You wadded saliva up in your mouth and spit it at his face. It glided down his mask with various rain droplets. You were confident in the congregation you led- you were a descendant in a line of generations of independent leaders, a princess in a dynasty destined for greatness.

“That’s your mistake,” you said in a hushed tone on account of the heavy tightening of your throat. “Your First Order does not have much to offer either, Supreme Leader. Perhaps your organization would be run better under the guise of one who knows how to rule.”

“I’m very surprised a ruler such as yourself would be so foolish with her words.” he released you from his grip and you coughed more until your breathing was stable.

“I only speak the truth.”

“You are blinded by your own arrogance, then,” he spat. “I suggest you give me the Wayfinder while your kingdom is in one piece, empress.”

You scoffed loudly. “No.”

“Alright,” Kylo began. “But when I find it after tearing your planet to shreds, the only demise that will be happening is yours.”

“An empty promise made by an empty head,” you rolled your eyes, straining your neck to look up at him. “You’ll never find it. I’d rather die than give you such a thing.”

“I can arrange that.”

“I’d love to see you try.” you taunted, much to your own dismay; Kylo sought out to your little tease and grabbed the hair at the top of your head and slammed it against the cement wall. A painful pressure filled your skull for a brief moment, and the ringing came back. His fist gripped your hair so tightly you almost felt your scalp peeling away from your head.

He released your head and slid a gloved hand to your neck, pressing down on it with great strength. In one fell swoop you no longer were standing, but pinned against the stone ground. You blinked furiously against the rain. He raised his free hand and allowed it to hover over your face. You felt the Force waver around you, but not once did it infiltrate your head. Blood pounded in your ears and your vision blurred. The world around you sounded muddled. He did this for a moment too long, then tried again to no avail.

You looked at him with confused eyes, and slowly rolled them up and back in an attempt to view the war that sweltered on, though to you, it was upside down. Palm trees engulfed in flames as stormtroopers blasted at novawarriors. There was a slight comfort in knowing that they were also in this battle. Light spilled over your face for a second as lightning burnt the sky. Your attention snapped back to Kylo as he slammed your head against the ground once again, your brain throbbing with a searing pain and vision lagging so much you could have sworn you saw two Supreme Leaders.

“I can’t get into your head,” he stated. “Why?”

Your eyes rolled backwards and your head lolled until Kylo held it in place with his hands, which made your head feel small in comparison. “Good,” you said dizzily.

“Answer me.”

“I’m not- I’m not, quite sure,” you said politely, though your words were delivered with labor. “I feel you all around me, your anger, your confusion. All of it.”

“No such thing is possible.”

“Your spirit is so strong, and yet you still haven’t killed me yet,” a smile creeped onto your face. “What, do you like playing with your food?”

You paused, then your smile grew wider. “Your thoughts say yes,” you said amusingly. “That makes this all so much more fun.”

Kylo glanced over to your exposed gashed shoulder that peaked through torn cloth. He gripped onto it and squeezed, causing you to yelp and arch your back against the agonizing pain. Blood gushed out of the open wound as you wriggled against his grasp. Tears pricked your eyes and you prayed to the Maker that he would let go.

“I believe you and I have contradicting views on what ‘fun’ is,” his voice was aggressive through the modulator.

“I-I disagree,” your tongue was drenched with saliva as you spoke. You waited long enough for the initial pain to subside and drone to a monotonous level of sharp stinging. It almost hurt so much, that it felt good, especially with his hand providing so much pressure. You discreetly flexed your hand and used the Force to pierce his head with psionic pain. He groaned and released your shoulder, to your relief. He gripped the sides of his helmet and slightly hunched over.

“Are you not amused, Supreme Leader?” you teased. At this point, the term “Supreme Leader” dripped out of your mouth as though it were an insult. One hand directed pain to Kylo, and your other inconspicuously reached for your lightsaber. You ignited it, immediately calling for your adversary to do the same.

You took the first step and glided your saber across his chest, slicing his tunic in a diagonal line. A monstrous roar bellowed from his helmet and for a moment you were afraid. He huffed and brought his lightsaber down upon you, which you missed. As both of you fought, tattered and on the brink of breakage, your complementary movements with one another mimicked that of a dance of two partners, each step coinciding with the next, and then the next after that, a mirror of two enemies.

You twirled backwards only to have him step forward, only for him to lean back as you launched forward in perfect harmony. It was clear at this point that it was impossible for either of you to best one another.

“No,” Kylo said as he twirled his lightsaber. “Not until I have what I want.”

“Sorry to ruin your day, then,” you smirked. You paused to watch him and listen to his thoughts. He was furious and convinced the Wayfinder was hidden in your palace. He was a beautiful monster hidden behind a mask, and you ached to see what face was under it. You hoped it would be attractive, at the very least. “You’re wrong, by the way.”

“What?” he barked, snapping his head.

“It’s nowhere near my palace,” you adjusted your grip on your lightsaber. “You’re wrong.”

“Get out of my head,” you could tell he was gritting his teeth. He stormed over to you, looking down at you once again. You gasped as you suddenly felt that familiar piercing, crushing pain at your windpipe. You squeaked and grasped at your neck. “You value your life, do you not?”

You scanned his appearance with desperate eyes for any sign of humanity- none. You nodded the best as you could, but all that showed up was a subtle head movement.

“That’s what I thought,” his invisible grip on your neck tightened then released you. You inhaled deeply and coughed, doubling over and falling onto your hands and knees. He enjoyed the sight, much to your surprise. “Do not mistake your breathing as of now as my sparing of your life. Your time will come.”

Kylo shut off his lightsaber and paced away from you and towards his stormtroopers, which surprisingly did a number against your own men. In the blurred, far distance, you noticed more trees were now on fire, as well as several small buildings. You rested your head on the wet ground as you watched his figure grew smaller the further he walked. You shut your eyes against the raging world around you, rage coursing through you and raindrops confusing with your now running tears.

#kylo ren #kylo ren fanfic #kylo ren x reader #kylo ren imagine #kylo x reader #kylo ren smut #the smut will come SOON I promise #agh I hope people read this

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patientfocusly · 3 years

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Marvel/Voltron AU.

Name: Takashi Shirogane aka Shiro Age: 25 - 35 Affiliations: Galaxy Garrison, SWORD, new SHIELD

King Alfor of Altea discovered the birth rock of the six infinity stones. The elements were infused by the power of each of the stones and from it, he created the six lions, formidable weapons, wielded by six powerful paladins to foster peace around the universe.

Black Lion - Power Stone - grants the user unnaturally powerful strength Red Lion - Reality Stone - grants the user the ability to change reality and transform matter Blue Lion - Space Stone - grants the user the ability to travel between places instantaneously Yellow Lion - Mind Stone - grants the user the ability to manipulate minds of others Green Lion - Time Stone - grants the user the ability to control time White Lion - Soul Stone - power unknown / ability to control a person's soul

*Note: the lions do not hold the same capabilities as the stones themselves, they have inherited watered down characteristics of the stones, but still means they’re incredibly powerful.

Zarkon, the Black Paladin at the time and his would-be wife Honerva were obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Power Stone and it's elemental base --- seeking a substance called Quintessence that mirrored the effects of the stone since the stone itself was unseekable. They eventually succumbed to the consuming effects of Quintessence, becoming evil beings driven by greed and selfishness, resulting in a ten thousand year long siege of the Galra Empire against the universe.

In his last act, King Alfor banished the six lions far and wide across the universe, sending them the same way as the stones - lost and therefore unable to be exploited by creatures of evil.

Note: the paladins are unable to form Voltron until they find the White Lion in Oriande - potentially Lotor's plan all along, seeing as he was carrying on Honerva (his mother)'s research. The White Lion is piloted by Princess Allura and forms the "heart" of Voltron.

Zarkon eventually obtains the Power Stone after it was put away for safe-keeping, increasing his power and his thirst for universal domination, and also putting a target on his back for other power hungry beings who have their own agenda for the universe.

In the 21st century, the Galaxy Garrison launches their furthest yet deep space mission to Kerberos, captained by Takashi Shirogane, known to most as just Shiro. Their presence is picked up by a scouting Galra spaceship and Shiro, Matt Holt and Sam Holt are abducted without a trace. Shiro and Matt are sold off to fight in the Galra gladiator trials for entertainment, while Sam's intellectual prowess is exploited in a Galra prison camp. Shiro spends over a year in captivity. He would lose his right arm from the bicep down in a fight, for it to be replaced by a weaponised prosthesis that makes him even more formidable in the arena, earning him the moniker, "Champion."

Shiro is freed from captivity by Ulaz, a member of the Galra resistance (Blade of Marmora) who understood that Zarkon was too corrupt for the something like the infinity stones or the lions to end up in his hands. He had also heard of rumours of Thanos' movements in the universe, more radio chatter about the infinity stones and the lions than ever before. A member of the Blades, Krolia, had tipped Ulaz off that one of the lions was located on Earth and he helps Shiro escape in the hopes that he can get to the lion before Zarkon can - and Shiro also wants to make sure the lion is far away from Earth so Earth doesn't get caught in the crossfire of these intergalactic beasts, knowing that Earth was a long way away from being able to stand against such giants, even with supersoldiers and gods helping to defend the planet.

Back on Earth, the Garrison is frustratingly unhelpful in following up with Shiro's story or in sending a search party out for Matt and Sam Holt, more interested in the Galra tech of his arm than the urgency of which they need to find the Lion located on Earth. Shiro's research, with the help of Keith and by association, Lance, Pidge and Hunk, takes him to the discovery of the Tesseract (also known as the Space Stone) which had been on Earth during the 2012 Chitauri attack thanks to Loki's sceptre.

Pulling what data they can about the Space Stone, Hunk and Pidge are able to emulate its energy readings and finally track down the Blue Lion. Lance is able to pilot the lion and the five of them are jettisoned into space where they meet Coran and Princess Allura and decide that they have a responsibility to undo the havoc that Zarkon has wreaked across the universe for the last ten thousand years by tracking down the rest of the Lions. The fact that Thanos was rumoured to have another infinity stone in his possession was also worrisome.

The lions were not designed to act as a weapon against the wielder of the six stones, the stones simply gave the lions their magical properties. However, as Voltron, it may stand a fighting chance.

The Black, Red, Green and Yellow Lions are found easily enough, and they found Blue on Earth. The sixth member of the pack is more difficult to find. With the unexpected help of Prince Lotor, (Zarkon's son), they are able to defeat Zarkon - however this doesn't end the Galra reign, nor the chaos growing in the universe. Haggar, harbouring a suspicious obsession for Zarkon, manages to steal the Reality Stone from Thanos, in the hopes that the stone and the Red Lion would somehow allow her to bring back Zarkon (who is later revealed to be her husband). This creates a war between Haggar and Thanos which buys the Paladins time to find the missing Lion in order to form Voltron in for them to have even a fighting chance against whoever shall wield the six infinity stones.

The team endure a lot as just five lions without ever forming Voltron before they finally find the White Lion in Oriande, to be piloted by Princess Allura. With the battlefield levelled up, they decide to take the fight to Thanos, before he can find the last of the Infinity Stones - but it comes little too late when half the living things around them, including three of the group of seven vanish into dust before their very eyes.

Unable to form Voltron, it takes Shiro, and his three remaining teammates three years to return to Earth, helping planets thrown into disarray by the Blip where they can, but for the most part, there is no hope of recovery and the heaviness of their failure to stop this from happening hangs over their heads. When they do reach Earth, it's as desolate and in despair as much of the rest of the universe. Shiro and the paladins join forces with Natasha's watch team, keen to keep an eye on the Universe's movement in case new of familiar faces and friends they've made along the way pop up.

When the Avengers successfully pull off the “time heist,” Voltron is there for the final showdown with Thanos. (Because of Voltron’s assistance, they may be able to just kill Thanos and handle Thanos’ armies on their own - without Iron Man having to make that dying wish, but that’s open to interpretation).

#( verse : marvel/voltron au. )#FINALLY

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guiltyhearts · 4 years

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FIC: The Treasured Chest (KH)

I was fortunate to be involved in The Destined Oath: A SoKai Server Zine, which was made available on Gumroad for free back in January (You can get the zine here if you haven’t yet). Silly me didn’t put up their story on this site after the zine was made public. So for your reading pleasure, please enjoy my short story!

The Treasured Chest

Words: 2937

Summary: Sora may be a little older and making big moves in his life. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to go down memory lane.

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Time was funny. It always seemed to pass by much faster than expected. Days, months, years would all blur together, no clear distinction of where it started and where it ended. For Sora, this was no different. The years of grand adventures to other worlds were behind him and he was happily settled back home in Destiny Islands. He often felt that his adventures and battles had all happened recently, maybe one year prior. In truth, six years had passed since the final showdown with Xehanort and the new Organization XIII and he had spent that time content on the islands with his friends, old and new, finally settling into some semblance of a normal routine. The funny thing was, time now felt like it passed by him in a blur and it always caught him by surprise when a major event came up. In this case, it was preparing to move into his new house.

Sora was technically an adult now, and this meant it was time to make big changes and move forward, starting with moving out and setting up his own home. With moving day looming on the horizon, Sora had no time to dwell on the mix of emotions he felt over leaving his childhood home. Not when he had to sort through his possessions. As he had informed his mother, Sora had a system for organizing his things between those he would take with him and those he would leave behind.

One look into Sora’s bedroom and its current state would overwhelm anyone. Boxes in varying degrees of emptiness were placed all around the room, with clothes scattered across surfaces and most definitely not in his own closet or drawers. Bottles of different shapes and sizes that were never properly recycled but were certainly repurposed (according to Sora). His mother, who had long been since resigned with his habit for messiness, left him alone to sort through his possessions. But it only took half the day for Sora to organize all his clothes, he would have you know! While he grabbed a heap of the clothes he planned to get rid of, he discovered the fabric had been covering a bright purple treasure chest: a chest he had repurposed for his own use. It contained numerous trinkets, knick-knacks, whozits and whatzits galore. Items of interest that he picked up, or gifts he was given from each world he visited in the three years he had been away from home. He hadn’t looked at, let alone put anything in that chest in ages. Setting the clothes aside, Sora sat down across from the chest to open it.

The effect was not immediate, like a flood of memories hitting him at once. But to Sora’s credit, he did recognize each and every item in the chest as the feeling of rediscovering a past life and all the joys that came with it settled in deeply.

The first thing Sora picked up an off-white piece of parchment and unfolded it. The paper depicted a detailed pencil drawing of himself when he was younger and starting out on his intergalactic travels, standing next to Tarzan. At first glance, Tarzan in the drawing seemed stoic, but the finer details presented a lighter side to him like upturned corners of the mouth and relaxed shoulders. Sora was openly smiling with his hands behind his head. His face and cheeks were almost perfectly round. Had he really looked that young? Sora hadn’t seen him in a long time, but how could he forget Tarzan, the King of the Apes?

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The Deep Jungle was home to a truly glorious array of flora - flowers, plants, trees and those of the sort. So Sora had been told. But it was hard to see for himself when these plants and trees were only a blur. His focus was squarely on what was ahead of him, and in this case, it was Tarzan and the fact that the man was leading by a slim margin. Sora would have to maneuver through the intersecting branches and speed ahead to overtake him. In what felt like mere seconds, Sora could see the opening that would lead to the campsite and he willed himself to keep going. He had to keep pushing and not lose his footing. He bent low before pushing off hard to leap forward, aiming to land right in the middle of the campsite. To his dismay, Tarzan landed before him by seconds.

“You won again!” Sora dramatically groaned. Tarzan beat his chest triumphantly and grinned back at Sora.

“Keep trying!” Tarzan proclaimed cheerfully, even if the affirmation was brought down slightly by his smugness.

Sora stretched his back and turned forward with a look of determination. “Fine! I’ll race you back!”

“But Sora, we gotta go!” Goofy called out. He and Donald had been with Jane Porter while he went tree-surfing with Tarzan.

“Aww…” Sora pouted, feeling like a small kid again. He was having fun, too…

“Where will you go?” Tarzan asked.

“I don’t know.” Sora answered honestly. Remembering what Donald said about the world order, he would have to choose his words carefully. “All I know is that we’ll keep going until we find our friends.”

Tarzan was quiet, seemingly in deep thought. Before Sora could continue, Jane approached them with papers in hand.

“Good luck on your travels. I hope you will be safe. Here,” she handed the stack to Sora. “I hope you’ll like these.” Sora went through the papers, pressed flowers and hand-drawn pictures of the animals and scenery. He stopped once he saw the picture of himself and Tarzan. Tarzan looked over his shoulder and-

“Tarzan! Sora!” He exclaimed, looking surprised and pleased.

Jane smiled kindly, her cheeks turning pink. “Yes, that’s the both of you. How do you like it?” She directed the question at Sora.

“Thanks a lot!” Sora smiled graciously. “We look great here!” He and the others pored excitedly over Jane’s papers, which he now saw included individual drawings of Donald and Goofy. Through their pleased exclamations, Sora could have sworn he heard Jane say something quietly, thinking no one could hear her.

“He’s still so young…”

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Sora kept the drawing for himself, while Donald and Goofy kept the other papers. He had thanked Tarzan ten times over for finding and rescuing him when he was separated from the pair. Still, at times he wondered if Tarzan understood just how grateful Sora was to be found when he was alone again in an unknown world.

He carefully folded away the drawing and placed it back in the chest. As Sora placed the item down, he caught sight of his membership card for the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee. It rested on top of a pixelated printed picture of himself, Donald and Goofy, the latter being a gift from Tron. A thought occurred to Sora, and to confirm his suspicions, he flipped the picture over. On the back, a sequence of 0’s and 1’s filled two-thirds of the page. He didn’t have to look too hard to find another piece of folded paper, branded with “From Tron!” in blue letters and a cartoon doodle of Tron’s face that he drew himself. Grinning at the recollection, he unfolded the paper.

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Sora, Donald, and Goofy were about to leave Hollow Bastion – or Radiant Garden, rather – for the next leg of their journey. They were saying their goodbyes in Merlin’s house when Cid came up to them, and said in his characteristic gruff voice, “You guys got something from Tron.”

“Really?” The trio looked up in surprise.

Cid handed Sora a single sheet of paper with a picture of the threesome in a pixelated style printed upon it. Underneath the image, ‘Thank you!’ was written in large block letters.

“This is great! Tell him we said ‘thanks’.” Sora smiled happily at the picture.

Donald, shorter than the rest, could see the back of the paper. “What’s that?” he asked, pointing. Sora flipped the paper over and was met with a sequence of 0’s and 1’s running down the page.

“I have no idea,” Sora shrugged before looking back at Cid. “Do you know?”

“I’m just delivering the message. I don’t have to know what it means.” Cid replied offhandedly.

Donald squawked impatiently, “Come on! You do know what it means!”

Cid smirked as he suppressed a chuckle. “That’s binary,” he relented. “To grossly oversimplify for you punks, it’s computer language. It’s how they give and receive information.”

“Does that mean this is a message from Tron? How come it came out like this?” Goofy questioned out loud.

“Maybe he wanted to mess wi’ ya,” Cid added with a laugh.

“What does it say?” Donald asked again.

“Do I look like a computer?” Cid shot back. This kicked off a bickering session over computers, magic, and each other’s intelligence.

In the midst of this, Goofy approached Sora with a separate piece of paper in hand. “I found this on top of that keyboard-thingy,” he said quietly pointing over at Cid’s computer. “I don’t know how binary works, but I think this is what the numbers mean.” He showed Sora the paper. This time there were words that he could read and understand.

Sora, Donald and Goofy,

I want to thank you once more for your support. I will not forget what you have done for myself and for the mainframe. It is thanks to you I am confident in my capabilities to assist the other Users.

I wish you safe travels in your journey.

Come back soon!

From Tron.

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In the present day, Sora smiled, his chest feeling light with joy and wistfulness. He recalled Cid’s attempt to explain to the trio how binary worked (which Sora still did not understand to this day). He hoped Tron was keeping well.

Like with Jane’s drawing, Sora folded Tron’s gifts carefully and put them back into the chest under a toy-sized, yellow energy canister. Tucked to one side of the chest, a small velvet pouch caught his eye. It bore an unfamiliar crest surrounded by a border of alternating fleur-de-lis and diamond symbols. The unfamiliarity just as quickly gave way to recognition. Arendelle, it occurred to him. Opening it, a delicately shimmering crystal landed on his open palm. Sora had never seen a snowflake up close - all he knew was that no two snowflakes were identical. The crystal snowflake, now safely in Sora’s palm, was cool to the touch, but not quite as ice-cold as he recalled it had been when he received it.

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“I don’t know how to begin to thank you for all your help.” Queen Elsa said as she held her sister’s hand. After a series of trials and tribulations, the two were finally reunited. Their sisterly bond was reaffirmed, the eternal winter spell (literally) was broken, and the world was safe.

“What about a knighthood!” Anna exclaimed excitedly.

“A knighthood, you say?” Sora grinned at the prospect. Already he envisioned himself donning a classic suit of armor. Maybe even a fancy cape, if that was still a thing. A sharp tug at his pant leg broke the reverie and brought his attention down to Donald, whose look of disapproval all but told him to keep his mouth shut and to quit while he was ahead.

Donald cleared his throat and spoke with uncharacteristic formality. “That is most gracious and generous of you, Your Highness. We are honored, but we couldn’t accept.”

“Even if we can’t knight you, we still want to give you something.” Elsa replied instead.

“It’s kind of you to offer.” Goofy said with his usual warm smile.

Elsa brought her hands up, with one hand hovering over the other. She wiggled her fingers in a manner that Sora recognized as an act of magic. It poured from Elsa’s fingers like flurries of snow and twirled together tightly into a bright orb of light. The orb spun between her hands until it transformed again. The light had faded to reveal a shining, shimmering, cobalt-blue crystal snowflake. To say that Sora was awe-struck by the feat would be an understatement.

“For you, Sora.” Elsa presented the crystal, now hanging delicately on a string, to Sora, who offered his thanks and cautiously reached for the crystal. What he hadn’t expected was for the crystal to be so cold to the touch. The shock of the cold on his exposed fingertips was enough for Sora to yelp and send the crystal flying out his hands. The snowflake was descending far too fast to Sora’s horror, prompting him to desperately scramble for the crystal. Donald and Goofy had the same idea. So three pairs of hands were grabbing at the crystal, resulting in an unintentional game of hot-potato. The crystal fumbled from their grasps and made a steady descent to the ground. Before anyone else could act, the crystal was suspended mid-fall by its looped string, hanging off a branchy arm.

“Safe and sound!” Olaf said cheerfully. The group let out a collective sigh of relief. Donald gently took the crystal from Olaf.

“Thanks, Olaf,” Sora smiled, partly grateful and partly sheepish. He bowed low in front of Elsa. “I’m so sorry.” Donald and Goofy took his cue and bowed alongside him.

“That’s alright,” Elsa smiled kindly. She created two more crystal snowflakes for Donald and Goofy, who accepted them just as graciously and were far more careful with handling them.

“I hope that whenever you see these, you will remember us.”

Sora carefully returned the crystal back into the pouch. He could never forget any of the people he met in his travels, especially not when he had these memories he could hold in his hand. He spent the better part of an hour going through the contents of the chest and revisiting his past.

And then he saw it. When did I put this in here? Sora gently picked up the old thalassa-shell charm. He used to keep it in his pocket, but its presence started to cause as much anxiety as it did comfort. What if it broke, or worse, what if he lost it? It was likely why he kept it in the chest for his own peace of mind.

“It’s my lucky charm. Be sure to bring it back to me.”

“Don’t worry, I will.”

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

Sora found it odd that he didn’t return the charm back to Kairi this time like he always promised he would. It had slipped his mind, though she never asked for it back. So he kept it away among the other trinkets. Here in his hands was perhaps his most precious possession. The charm was the promise of her memory and her unconditional devotion that he literally carried with him wherever he went. She had brought him back up on his feet and back to life more times than he could count. Where would he be without her, or Riku, Donald, Goofy, Axel, Roxas, Naminé, and all the other friends he made in his adventures? Probably long dead, for starters.

He closed the chest, but kept Kairi’s charm with him. Sora looked around the room once more: there were still some half-empty boxes, and his designated piles seemed to now make up one indistinguishable pile.

They could wait.

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One phone call, one hasty apology to his mother, and fifteen minutes later, Sora sat on the porch of his new house. Their new house. He hadn’t waited long, but he was staring into space when a voice broke through the reverie.

“Sora?”

He looked up and there was Kairi standing before him. He shuffled to the side to make room on the steps, a silent offer.

“You were cryptic on the phone. Is something wrong?” Kairi asked with a look of concern as she sat beside him.

“No, not at all,” Sora replied. “I wanted to surprise you, but I guess I made you worry.” He looked down in embarrassment. With his free hand, he reached into his pocket and pulled out the lucky charm. From the corner of his eye, he saw surprise on her face.

“I just thought I should return this. It is pretty long overdue,” Sora said, handing the charm to Kairi.

“I wasn’t expecting this.” She said with a bemused smile.

“It’s yours, Kai. I did promise I would give it back to you.”

“Keep it. It’s as much yours as it is mine.” Kairi placed the charm back on Sora’s palm and closed his fingers around it. “It’s probably always been yours.”

Feeling overwhelmed and flushed, Sora looked away. “I found it in a chest where I was keeping a bunch of stuff people gave me during my travels. I must have kept it there for safe-keeping. I was afraid I’d lose it.”

“I didn’t really care. I just wanted you to come back safely.” said Kairi. “I’m willing to bet your other friends would agree with me. As long as you’re alive. That’s what matters.”

“There’s no heart my smile can’t reach, right?” Sora grinned teasingly.

It was Kairi’s turn to blush and pout, a look that said she regretted ever giving him the letters she wrote. “No teasing!” She lightly slapped his arm.

“Sorry!” He said looking appropriately apologetic. She seemed to accept this and rested her head on his shoulders. He instinctively wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

“I wanna see this chest. It sounds like it has a lot of good memories.”

“It does. Before or after we move in?”

“Yes.”

Sora laughed, falling in love a little more. “It’s a promise.”

#Sora #Kingdom Hearts #Disney #SoKai #at the end #KH #fanfic #My writing

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butterflyheart-me · 5 years

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My Top BL online stories (part 1)

Warning: There will be very naughty scenes

1. I never knew the World was this Bright

Theme: Online Gaming, School/College Life

Synopsis:

An Lian never thought he would make friends online when he started playing Red Dragon Quest for the first time. But as it turned out, he finds more than a friend... He finds a husband!

Little does An Lian know, this 'husband' in game is much closer to him in real life than he first suspects...

At the same time, in the real world, An Lian encounters a man named Jian Chen. An Lian remains oblivious to Jian Chen's advances until it is too late, and he is already too deep in the lion's den.

My thoughts:

Very Fluffy, some angst, it really makes the world bright. The MC is such a cinnamon roll while the ML is so protective of MC. Very cute couple

Side couple is super cute too. It was a nice surprise. Supportive friends FTW

2. A Lotus Born of Mud

Theme: Transmigration, Cultivation, Disciple x Master

Trigger Warning: contains sensitive themes such as child abuse, rape and self-harm

Synopsis:

"Lu ShiZun... I like you."

"I like you too XiaoYin."

"... My kind of like is where we'd tumble in bed all day all night kind of like ShiZun..."

*ferociously runs in the opposite direction

...........................................

Lu BiMing was born in the modern ages. However due to orphaned and adopted by cruel people at a young age, his life was as miserable as any life could get. When he finally escapes looking to start a new life he slips up and drowns.

Whilst in JiangHu lives a man has money and reputation. He is murdered... by drowning...

Lu BiMing's life changes after he wakes up in another body. Now he really has literally found a new life where no one knows of his past, his secrets or his fears. However, with a new body comes responsibility too and he soon discovers that twisted secrets exist in this world also.

He goes out of character,

He bends the rules,

But most of all, he's caught the eye of a troubling disciple...

My thoughts:

The MC is very naive and adorable but he’s not weak. He can protect himself. He’s just very dense and unable to realize how attractive he is. He has a very sad life but he still have the strength to fight and make himself and other people he care about happy.

ML is like a little lost puppy without his master. He can be sexy yet cute at the same time. He is very possesive to the point that he’s showing yandere-ish actions. He’s still sane tho.

The story itself is very detailed. The characters aren’t one dimensional. Full of gray area. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry and in some cases you might get turned on

3. I Love You from Alpha to Omega

Theme: Fantasy, Werewolves/Werecat

Trigger: contains scenes of abuse, PTSD

Ezra believed he would never find his mate, until he met Blair. While Ezra was away, training to become an Alpha strong enough to lead his pack, his mother and father adopted a new son into their home. When Ezra returnd home, he worried about competition from his new brother, Blair, for both his title and his parent's love and affection. It comes as a complete surprise to him that Blair is interested in neither. The small, skittish shifter is just a little neko, and above all, Ezra's mate.

Ezra becomes concerned when his parents, the current Alpha and Luna of his pack, explain to him what little they know about Blair's devastating past. At first Ezra believes his only obstacle is to get his mate to accept him, but as Blair's previous life comes to light, blindsiding the couple, Ezra realizes he may have bit off more than he could chew. Ezra hopes his unconditional love for Blair will guide him in his quest to avenge his mate's honor. Follow Ezra and Blair as together they learn to trust in each other and develop a relationship unlike any other.

"I love you."

"How Much?" He breathlessly questioned.

"From A to Z, from Alpha to Omega." I confessed sincerely.

My Thoughts:

Very sensitive themes but you can really see that love exists between the main characters. It’s a little slow burn romance due to Blair’s past but you can really see how Ezra tries to become patient and understanding for his mate. I like that this story involves other kinds of love such as family/ parental love. Ezra’s parents are just the best. So pure.

2MOONS (Phayo/MingKit/ForthBeam) :

1. Last Descendant

Theme: Fantasy, Magic, Kinda Avatar: Last Airbender inspired

Summary/ Description:

My name is Wayo Daichapanya. I am a non-magi. I can't seem to awaken my elemental powers. I envy my brother Ming who has awakened his earth magic since he was 5. He is going to go to a college in neutral lands so he can join the Wizards Rumble, a tournament of magic users. He is a powerful earth magic user, I believe he will win. I decided to come along with him to that college because I am quite attached to my brother. I always feel safe when I am with him, I can't imagine going to a different college.

I feel like someone has been stalking me in the college, but I can't seem to find who it is. Who is stalking me?

My thoughts:

Wayo is so such a cinnamon roll. He’s so lovable and innocent. Phana is such a bad ass here and also a possessive perv.

TONS of MINGYO BROTHERLY cuteness!!!!!!!!

Mingkit is such a cute couple. Literally Fiery Kit and the adorable puppy Ming its just so funny

ForthBeam= trust issues storyline, mostly Beam’s. A very romantic Forth here.

2. Two Planets

Summary/ Description:

He takes off his mask and what I see next is beyond awesome. Perfect face! He is so handsome. There is no way he is from Earth. Well, he is from Venus. His name is Phana, from the royal family Kongthanin.

My name is Wayo, from the royal family Panitchayasawad. Both of us got chosen as our respective planet's representative to enroll in the Intergalactic School. There will be other students from other planets too!

It has been my dream to know about other planets! But wait. Why is P'Pha holding my hands like this? This is in the school! This is embarrassing! *facepalms*

This story tells about Phana and Wayo, along with their friends from other planets in the Intergalactic School. Phana is from Venus, while Wayo is from Earth. What is about to bloom between the two planets?

My thoughts:

PREPARE TO DIE FROM EXTREME FLUFF AND CUTENESS. Sweet and loving yet possessive and perverted Phana X Innocent and lovable Prince Wayo

I just kept smiling while reading every chapter. THEY ARE BOTH CINNAMON ROLLS HERE! PLUS Phana is NOT A PLAYBOY here! He’s a virgin here.

There will be cameos

3. Howling at the Moons

Theme: Fantasy,Supernatural, Werewolves, Omegaverse

Summary/ Description:

Yo is a young werewolf who wants nothing more than to experience life. To live, laugh, and love beyond the restrictions he has always known. Will college be his chance to do that?

In a world where werewolves exist but are still 'in the closet' so to speak, how will our 6 boys handle their lives and loves while hiding one small secret from the world?

My Thoughts:

Very sweet loving couples. Full of Suprises. Cute funny scenes between the side couples (MingKit/ ForthBeam). MINGYO FRIENDSHIP FTW!!!!!! Very smexy scenes.

4. Taking a Bite Out of the Moons

Theme: Fantasy, Supernatural, Werewolves, Vampires, Fae

Trigger: School Bullying

Summay/Description:

Wayo is a simple human boy trapped in a lonely little world, until he makes friends with Ming and Forth, werewolves from the local pack. What adventures will they experience on their journey from secondary school students to college kids? And what awaits them at college?

In a world where werewolves, vampires, and Fae exist and are 'out of the closet' so to speak, can our six boys find happiness and love?

My Thoughts:

Tons of twists and turns. Some light smexy threesome scenes but not all the way. There were actually scenes that made me cry. There will be character developments especially Wayo, Kit and of course Beam.

CRACK/ GHOSTSHIPS

1. TEARS OF THE MOON (Forthyo)

The storyline is similar to 2moons but with Forth as lead

Summary/Description:

Ming being Ming told me surely I had misunderstood and I so wanted it to be true, so I gladly accepted this point of view although I knew without a shadow of doubt that I had not misheard neither did I misunderstand. That night I chose to lie to myself since I was not prepared to let go of P' Pha.

My Thoughts:

Seriously ship Forthyo here. Healthy relationship!!!

2. Circus Freak (Mingyo)

Theme: Vampire, School Life

My Thoughts:

Sweet, lovely. Classic Besties turned Lovers with a twist

3. Guardian Angel (Mingyo)

Theme: School life

Summary/Description:

Ming blinks. This is this frist day in his new school and he has to witness a kid being hanged upside down in his one feet up the tree.

A thick glasses are dropped on the grass.

"Hey, do you know where the principal office is?" Ming asked him.

"Uhm. I want to show you but my sight is no use without my glasses." He said. His braces is colored blue.

Ming get the glasses from the grass and put it in the boy's eyes. Still with him hanging upside down.

He blinks several times to get used of the sudden clear sight. "Wow. You are handsome."

Ming blinks several times. "Wha...t...."

"There...." the boy points at one of the dirrection.

Ming blinks. "Why don't you just show me?" He said.

"I would like to, but if you haven't notice yet, I am hanged upside down here." He said. "Beside, you better not seen with me. You'll get trouble."

"Like what?"

"This."

Ming blinks. "Yeah... maybe my trouble would be much bigger than that. But hell with that." He puts down his back pack and then climbs up the tree.

Not long after, the boy with glasses and braces hit the ground with a loud thump sound.

Ming laughs. "You are so silly."

My Thoughts:

Bad boy/ Naughty Ming x Openly gay and sassy Wayo. Daddy kinks

This is all for now. Sorry all of them are on wattpad. the ones from other sites such as novelupdates are still ongoing so i couldn’t complete them yet

i’ll post more once i finished some more and depends if you guys want me to post more of these.

I still haven’t finished tons of webnovels and fanfic coz they are either still updating or i got really distracted. ANY WAY PLEASE SUPPORT THE AUTHORS THEY DESERVE LOVE!

let’s talk and discuss more love!!!

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shemakesmeforget · 6 years

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25 fics to pick you up

Humor, crack not crack, romcom fics for @cuttlemefishwrites and y’all. I tried to make this list short, I SWEAR idk ENJOY!! Also you can check some other fic recs by moi here, here and here.

(i'm) the boy you'd die for by jenmishe

Canonverse, Rated T, 6K

v-nikiforov ✓

[Video: A short clip where Victor is laying dramatically on the couch with miserable expression. “Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds is playing.]

13,481 likes

v-nikiforov✓ Am I the another one? (((

vitYASS victor,,,, honey,,,, i lvoe you so much,,,, but WHY are you like this.

red-blue-gay but??? does that mean that somebody has broken victor’s heart???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

christophe-gc ✓ You’re ridiculous.

starsaregay But who recorded it?? Makkachin???

vityathebabe user @starsaregay asking the real question.

--- The adventures of Yuuri "Heartbreaker" Katsuki, or: how Yuuri became known as a cold player full of himself who doesn't care about anyone. (Hint: it's an anxiety and obliviousness.)

• ADORE!!! oblivious heartbreaker Yuuri + social media fic. The best description is actually one of the tags: everyone is in love with Yuuri: the fic.

He Should Know by Lady_Ganesh

Past Yuuri/Chris, Canonverse, Rated T, 2K

A public service announcement Chris and Yuuri made for the Sochi Olympics comes to light.

• HI HI this speaks to me directly: Viktor is a dork and jealous and Yuuri is precious.... I just love this so much.

Master Plans by Qwertzu (@qwertzu824)

Canonverse ish, Rated T, 17K

Who wouldn't want to date Yuuri and/or Viktor? Nobody is immune to their charm - including random strangers, who unfortunately have no idea the two are happily married and totally smitten with each other...

• This series!!! outsider pov, identity reveal, and the last installment!!!!! I die. You'll laugh and you’ll feel sorry for these people at the same time.

The Way to Life and Love is a Curved Trajectory by crossroadswrite (@crossroadswrite)

Canonverse, Rated T, 5K

“Do you know Katsuki Yuuri?” Victor asks Chris, two minutes later, when he finally manages to convince himself to stop looking at the dip of Katsuki’s back and his powerful thighs in those tight Mizuno track pants, and the way his hands are poised in the air mid-skate, and his slicked back hair and brown eyes and flushed cheeks.

Christophe hums into the phone in a way that suggests he not only knows Katsuki Yuuri but he’s acquainted with him. Chris’ version of acquaintance is very physical and usually involves a healthy amount of groping. “Don’t you?”

“He’s Japan’s Ace,” Victor says, trying to rack his brain for more information. “His step sequence is good?”

Chris hums again. “You’re not that oblivious that you haven’t heard of Unfairly Beautiful Yuuri.”

“Who?”

(Or, the one where Victor falls - literally and then figuratively - for Yuuri. Also something about a Best Ass Poll that is way more official than it should be.)

• Alternate first meeting <3<3<3 you have it all: social media, pining and THAT ASS. I would say 12/10 would read again, but I have already, a bunch of times.

What you should know about dating a man with children by SassySalchow (diedraechin) (@diedraechin)

Canonverse, Rated G, 2K

Based off a tumblr drabble prompt and then grew too big...

"AU scenario where the skaters mistake the triplets for Yuuri's kids when they first meet him, possibly when he brings them to the skater-only area as a b-day treat, or something? (Kudos if you can work in jealous!Victor somehow, but the skaters having a fun reaction would be A+, tbh. Would be lovely if you could include Chris and/or Yurio :D )

• Ahhhhhh my quick fix for whenever I’m feeling down, this Viktor is such a dork and extra, I love him.

5 times Viktor encountered culture shock in Hasetsu + 1 time Yuuri did by forochel (@forochel)

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

this fic ... basically does what it says on the tin.

• I adore not so smooth Viktor in an environment he can't control (or at least do some research lol), good stuff.

Five Times Chris's Dating Advice Was Ignored By Russian Skaters by liliths

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

—and one time it wasn't.

Christophe Giacometti. Twenty-five. Cat lover, chocolate eater. Professional Swiss figure skater and confirmed Grand Prix finalist. Running an unofficial dating advice ring for Russian skaters who don't listen to him to begin with. How did his life come to this?

Chris-centric, in which he is done with literally everyone. Except the dog.

• Chris is heaven sent and deserves a medal for dealing with awkward russian skaters.

just like me they long to be by sparklespiff (@todaythesamesky)

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

"Haven't you noticed that Yuuri gets everything he wants?"

"Everything that's in somebody else's power to give him," Mari says, before Victor can bring up last year's GPF. "He's not magic, just pretty."

"But it's like magic. My theory is that it's because he's sneaky beautiful, so you're not expecting it, and then, under all that stuff, whoa! Gorgeous. And it's too late to save yourself."

"Stuff?" Victor keeps smiling but makes his voice cold, the way he does when reporters overstep. His Yuuri doesn't have stuff. Everything about him is beautiful.

or:

Yuuri lives in a Beautiful Person Bubble. It's Victor's responsibility to make sure he never finds out.

• Again with oblivious heartbreaker Yuuri, this is ridiculously funny. Also, Mari and Phichit??? A++

The Boyfriend Paradox by japansace (@japansace)

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

For some inexplicable reason, Yuuri speaks Russian.

Now, as everyone knows, there are only two viable reasons why anyone ever learns a foreign language:

1. For school. 2. To impress a foreign love interest.

And Victor can’t quite bring himself to believe that Yuuri would be at all studious enough to hunt down Russian classes in Detroit of all places.

(Or: Victor gets jealous of a boyfriend that doesn’t exist.)

• We all think Yuuri is dense and oblivious but like Viktor is just????? SO BLIND???? it’s adorable.

The Thirst Trap by CharmingMonsters

Canonverse, Rated M, 12K (WIP)

Victor Nikiforov reads Thirst Tweets for a Buzzfeed video; Yuuri is anonymously quoted and wants to die. Phichit makes sure everyone is properly hydrated.

• Awkward meet cute, Yuuri the fanboy, sad pre Yuuri Viktor, hilarious but the feels omg

Giacometti & Co. by Anna (arctic_grey) (@finleighsaid)

Past Viktor/Chris, Past Yuuri/Chris, Canonverse, Rated M, 7K

Against his shoulder and into the fabric of his t-shirt, Yuuri mumbled, “HaveyoueversleptwithChris?”

He choked on his breath. Oh. Uh. “Errrr…” His mind raced. “A little?”

aka the fic where both Viktor and Yuuri have slept with Chris.

• Amazing!! I owe this fic so much! like really, this is cute, fun and jealous Viktor is the cherry on top.

The Early, Awkward Years by Nomanono (@nomanono)

Viktor/Chris, Canonverse, Rated E, 6K

Victor Nikiforov wasn't always smooth and suave. His singular focus on skating created a pronounced inability to people, and Chris winds up bearing the brunt of his sexual incompetence.

• This is beyond funny, I had to stop reading 3 times to properly laugh. Inexperienced, not a playboy Viktor is the best best and Chris tries so hard, poor thing.

it's like you're photoshopped by Metis_Ink

Actors AU, Rated T, 10K

Not-So-Local Ex-Dancer Upsets Coworkers by Failing to Communicate with Celebrity Castmate, details at eleven.

//Yuuri just wants to retire already.

• The actual movie is amazing? the author literally wrote an entire musical for this fic, mad respect. And at some point I cried, legit tears, because I was laughing so hard.

Pinning and Pining by Multiple_Universes (@witharthurkirkland)

Porn actors AU, Rated E, 51K

Victor starts his career as a porn star, working for a studio that has a somewhat… artistic approach to the whole genre. But that’s not the problem. The problem is: he can’t find a way to ask his hot co-star to be his boyfriend.

An AU where Victor and Yuuri are both porn stars who, despite all the hot sex filmed for a ton of movies, still end up in a situation where Yuuri is oblivious and Victor is pining away.

• The porn movies are so cheesy and bad but like artistic so you just laugh and laugh. Viktor is such a softie and there’s so much unresolved romantic tension, a big fave.

though the stars walk backward by alykapedia (@alykapediaaa)

Space AU, Rated T, 8K

“Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward.” - E.E. Cummings

Yuuri's only ever wanted to send a message out into the great vastness of space, maybe witness First Contact during his lifetime. He gets his wish. And then some.

• Alien viktor!!! an intergalactic booty call!!! fantastic!

Much Ado About Something by eternalsunshine13, Skowronek (@eternalsunshine13, @kaja-skowronek)

Space AU, Rated T, 33K

By day, Victor Nikiforov is the head of European operations for LearX, a company on the forefront of private space travel. By night, he is makka-baby on Tumblr, a prominent figure in the small but passionate poodle fandom.

By day, Yuuri Katsuki runs F.O.O.L., a subsidiary of Katsuki Enterprises, whose stated goal is to bring LearX down one lawsuit after another. By night, he’s oodlesofpoodles, an active member of the poodle fandom and possibly makka-baby’s biggest fan.

By day, they duke it out in court. By night, they become friends—and maybe something more—as they fall for each other one Tumblr message at a time.

Or: a romantic comedy starring two idiots in love, the Katsuki family, the mothers Nikiforov, the husbands Chulanont-Giacometti, two doggos, six hamsters, one Yurio, and many, many schemes to get our favorite lovebirds together.

• Do they really hate each other?? are they falling in love?? is the tumblr app gonna crash all the damn time? I won't tell, you gotta read this.

The Vastness of Space by shysweetthing (@shysweetthing)

Space AU, Rated E, 16K

As chief communications officer on board the Interstellar Alliance Fleet’s Star Ship Victory, Yuuri doesn’t have to think about who he actually is on his home planet. He just has to listen to his captain, do his job, and…not fall in love with his best friend, the ship’s science officer, Victor Nikiforov.

Well. Two out of three’s not bad.

Then his mother calls with the worst possible news: She, the Empress of New Nihon, has arranged Yuuri’s marriage. There’s only one thing Yuuri can do: Fake a boyfriend, and fake one fast. Who better/worse to play that role than the friend he wishes was more? What can go wrong? It’s not like Yuuri can fall more in love...

• Mutual pining, fake dating and arranged marriage AND SPACE UGHHH all my weak spots. So sweet and good and the writing is on point, i cry.

The Unknown Unknown by opalish

Superpowers AU, Rated T, 7K

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

• One of the funniest fics I’ve ever read, the author has the best comic timing and this fic is beyond me like I practically laughed the whole time.

Dr. Shiny and the Case of the Beautiful Man by ShatteredPrism (@etherealalchemist)

Doctors AU, not rated, 6K

There are about five things that Victor, in this very moment, is absolutely sure of.

1. The spawns of satan are here 2. they are not accompanied by their angel of a mother 3. they are with the most beautiful man he's ever seen 4. his scrubs are wet from where he'd dropped water on himself 5. and Victor is very, very gay.

Emphasis on point five, with a side of cupid's arrow and "ba-dum ba-dum" on a plate.

Because he is Very Gay, and not only is he Very Gay but he is also Hopelessly Attracted to a man who is undoubtedly Very Straight and very Unavailable and is perhaps the Most Beautiful Man Victor has ever seen.

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in which Victor is a doctor, Yuuri is a godfather, and Yuri just wants some peace and quiet and a larger stash of lollipops.

• So pure and fun and Viktor is so so so extra.

pass that dutch by kiaronna (@kiaronna)

High School/Mean Girls AU, Rated T, 5K

Maybe Viktor shouldn't have watched Mean Girls before he started his first day of high school in the United States, but he can't help it if he is suddenly inducted into his high school's very fashionable, Instagram-obsessed royalty. He can't help falling in love with the cute soccer player in his literature class, either. Even if he's supposed to be off limits.

• This captures the feel of the movie just right and Viktor is a mess, it’s just so cute.

esnake artist by sizhu (@sizhu)

Neighbors AU, Rated T, 1K

Yuuri meets the disarmingly attractive neighbor from upstairs, courtesy of Phichit forgetting to feed their scale baby.

Snakes like to go on adventures, too.

• Sassy Yuuri defending his reptile baby, a blessing.

all the types of dating by igneousbitch (@makkachinning)

Geology AU, Rated E, 8K

The only type of dating geologists are good at is radioactive carbon-dating. The rest goes completely over their heads.

(Viktor and Yuuri are geology professors leading a field course in Western Australia. Chaos ensues.)

Alfred shifts awkwardly. Looks at Viktor and Yuuri, and asks, “So, uh. Are you guys dating?”

Yuuri greatly misunderstands, and Viktor panics.

Of course we are, Yuuri says. Rather critically, he thinks to himself: why else would he be here, in the scorching, godforsaken heat, surrounded by a hundred kilos of rock, if not for the purpose of radiometric dating?

• I have no idea about geology and I still enjoyed this AU a lot, they’re pining so hard and ugh friends to lovers, my kryptonite.

Unconventional by so_shhy

Fandom AU, Rated M, 4K

After freezing up in front of his idol at a comic con panel, Yuuri decides that he needs an awful lot of alcohol to get over the embarrassment. It is a decision he will regret.

The fandom AU I can’t believe I wrote, featuring movie star!Victor Nikiforov and fanfic author!Yuuri Katsuki.

• So much second hand embarrassment but in a fun way, just brilliant.

If you can't take the heat... by mtothedestiel (@summersteve)

Reality show/Chef AU, not rated, 81K (WIP)

Stay tuned, coming up next it's Top Chef: International! Join thirteen chefs from around the globe as they battle it out for glory and prizes in the one and only New York City (and share all their innermost thoughts along the way!) Who will emerge victorious, and who will burn out?? Heartwarming triumphs, devastating eliminations, and even ~forbidden romance~ are all coming your way on this showstopping season of Top Chef!

• The script format threw me off for some time until I decided to read it and omg?? what a fool I’ve been for so long!!! this is incredible and well researched and makes me hungry all the damn time.

Coming Home Again by carafin (@carafinn)

Roommates AU, Rated T, 10K

Yuuri, given to periodic bouts of paranoia, would often wonder if Viktor is, in fact, a Russian drug lord on the loose, seeking refuge in a nondescript town in America. This would explain a manner of things: his evasiveness whenever probed about his job; the way he’d unpredictably throw out incisive, thoughtful commentary about the morning news over breakfast; his expensive tastes in shirts, watches, and wallets alike; why he’d want to stay here with Yuuri, of all places, when the contents his wardrobe alone could probably afford him a year-long stay at any condominium of his choice in the trendiest part of town.

And then he goes on to discover that Viktor actually has a premium account on club penguin, and that his five penguins are named Peanut Wigglebutt, Luke skyhopper, Zing Zing, Otto Von Longdong, and Mooshoo Vegetable, and beats the idea to death in his head.

• High quality hyper realistic amazing Yuuri the medical student being a mess, Viktor being a mystery but still a dork. Cute romance!!

#yuri on ice #fic rec #yoi fic rec #it's incredibly difficult to not rec z her own stuff #chel fic recs

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hdawg1995 · 3 years

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i want to ramble about my Star WArs OCs because I don't know what is and isn't "okay" in the star wars fandom anymore and honestly i don't think i ever did.

This is 15 years of build up erupting on your dash, prepare for a long post if interested.

All my OCs (other than the dead jedi i cosplay as with my jedi robes) live at a time beyond the movies (currently it takes place after The First Order has fallen and for a good chunk of time Jedi didn't exist but neither did anything close to resembling "the empire" but now Jedi are showing back up and a organization [yet to be named] has also slowly started to pop up) and they don't have much to do with the plot.

Dice: He was trained to be a jedi as a youngling because intergalactic historians looking for evidence of the weird "magic" people some times have or are sometimes "aware of" and they found the jedi archives and a whole lot of holocubes that gave basic and advanced instructions on how to train and raise jedi. Dice never got the "suppress your emotions" talk because they people who trained him got killed while trying to transport him to a planet with a high concentration of "force sensitives". Because he didn't know not to use his emotions to power or influence the force his force powers developed differently. He can hide his presence when scared and later he learns how to defend himself with a snipper rifle (because he can hide and fire from a distance) so he uses the force to find his targets and guide his bullets. killing isn't fun but its how hes survived since people working for [yet to be named] keep trying to find and kill him. He knows they want to kill him because he can feel their intentions when he reaches out with the force to find them. Hes a socially awkward diplomat with a gun.

Aces: He's a force sensitive bounty hunter who doesn't use his abilities other than to talk to his force sensitive pet. He gets hired by [yet to be named] to try and hunt down Dice but he doesn't see the point in hunting a grown up scared child. eventually he meets Dice because Dice uses the force to touch him and Aces is like "ah, i have been spotted by the snipper i am hunting. guess this is it." but nothing happens so he hesitantly reaches out with his force abilities but they're too weak to do anything. [Yet to be named] keeps sending Aces out on missions to find Dice because at this point Dice has killed every man they send except Aces so they think Dice doesn't know he works for them. the end result is a kind of force game of tag/hide and seek/snipper duel with Aces playing Hot or Cold with Dice, and Dice hiding from him until they both lose track of each other and wind up bumping into each other and sitting down and meeting properly. Aces is the guy in the bad guy camp that asks "are we the bad guys?"

Rattles: I made up a alien race of parrot sized dog/cat things with pterodactyl wings called Yowsians. they're force sensitive and often form bonds with force users as a survival tactic. the strong the bond the more abelites a yowsian has. the weakest yowsians can use the force to talk in people's heads but only if the person is force sensitive. the stronger ones have jedi/sith levels of skill. I headcanoned Anakin had one that stays with padme at his request and eventually dies of old age in time to see luke get picked up by obi-wan. At the time of the OCs Yowsians are using their force powers to jedi mind trick people into thinking they never saw them. I would imagine a force sensitive creature that bonds with force users would be a big threat during order 66 and might have been included in the order, so they're all running away to safe planets. Rattles got lost a long time ago and met up with Aces and has been traveling with him with the shared goal of eventually getting her to a safe planet (but at this point Rattles just wants to stay with Aces and eventually Dice). While Aces works for [yet to be named] Rattles is constantly using her force powers to make sure no one remembers her existence, so shes almost always asleep to conserve energy and focus. this results in her digging her claws (cause yowsian are cat/dog things) into Aces' jacket to stay on his shoulder. There are antics due to this habit.

#star wars #OCs #original characters #Aces and Dice

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castorsilver · 7 years

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more cas plots ayyee~

casually adding more plots for Cas because I kinda wanted to think of some in relation to his powers? But feel free to still check out his original plots post and message me if you’re more interested in those.

I. More fun facts:

likes to annoy people who are just as sarcastic as him

is soft and nice if he thinks someone is innocent

fastest way to piss him off: mention Pollux in even a vaguely non-positive way. 0 – small angry garbage man real quick

avoids feelings 25/8

will have a pun on his gravestone

would die for his brother without hesitation

technically an intergalactically wanted criminal (for petty crimes)

has been arrested (on a distant planet) but used his powers to escape

terrified to take anyone else through a portal with him

acts like he’s the fucking best

thinks he’s a piece of shit

very low self esteem

thinks that caring for his brother is his only redeeming quality

surprisingly skilled swordsman (learned it while being a space pirate)

has lots of scars from being a space pirate (and from his dad)

thinks sex is no big deal

gets embarrassed at hand holding

reluctant space nerd

still might steal your wallet

if he did it as a “magic trick” he’ll return it

if he did it because you pissed him off, he won’t

really needs a nap

read his full bio

II. Powers:

First let me explain a general overview of Cas’ powers, along with my headcanons for them.

Overview — The user can create, shape and manipulate portals, allowing them control portal size, location/destination, etc. Similar to teleportation in some sense, but the user is not limited to transporting themselves. If the user is skilled enough, they could transport other people, or even entire buildings, wherever they choose.

Headcanons — (bolded information is the main point of each section, the rest are details.)

Cas has relatively good control over his powers. As long as he’s been somewhere before, he can usually open up his portal destination in the exact spot he wants. If he’s never been somewhere before, it’s a lot harder and may be hit or miss.

He tells himself he lies about his powers because they’re too difficult to explain. In actuality, he’s worried about what people will think of them. After he read up on the ability and learned that — theoretically — he could send entire cities through a portal, he worried people (his brother) might be afraid of him. Pollux grew up afraid of their father — due to John’s rage and abuse of Cas — but Cas never wanted his brother to be afraid of him.

He’s also quite afraid of the space between portals. I call it the Void. When you’re in the Void, you feel as if you’re nothing. Nothing can exist in the Void. No sounds, no smell, no light, no taste. No concept of time, no concept of movement. You don’t know where you end and where the Void begins. You’re hot, you’re cold, and you’re numb all at once. It feels like hours when you pass through it, but in reality it’s instantaneous. It’s a terrifying experience, to suddenly feel like you don’t exist. What happens if something gets lost in there? What happens if a portal opens, but it doesn’t have an exit? Cas is terrified of what can happen in the Void. It’s the reason he refuses to take anyone with him while he uses his powers, and it’s one of the reasons he went with the lie of “teleportation.” Because it’s just easier.

Cas is not actually powerful enough to create a portal that could absorb anything more than a small group of people, but he’s not aware of that.

Portals can indeed be opened without an exit. The person wouldn’t cease to exist, but they’d be trapped in a sort of suspended animation until someone found them. Their exact location would vary, depending on where they were lost.

The Void exists between multiple planes of existence, not just portals in this dimension. It’s a sort of Purgatory, an endless sense of nothingness before you reach your true destination. It’s not dangerous, but it’s creepy as heck.

Portals exist naturally. They open and close with the bending and shifting in the fabric of space-time. They’re often what scientists might call “wormholes.” The Bermuda Triangle has tons of them. Cas can sense when portals have opened nearby. If one did open in a particularly crowded or dangerous location, he’ll close them so people don’t accidentally wander in and end up somewhere else.

Portals are invisible to the naked eye. Scientific radar can detect changes in pressure, but other than that they are invisible. Traveling through them is instantaneous, even if it doesn’t feel that way. To the untrained eye, what Cas’ powers truly do look like teleportation. The biggest difference is that he has to be moving. He can’t be standing still and using his powers. He has to move through the portals, even just by taking a step.

III. Plots:

Okay! We’re finally at the plots section! If you’ve made it this far then dear god you’re committed. All of these plots are specific to Cas’ powers, feel free to message me with as many as you want, and we can tweak them and customize them to fit your character(s)!

just passing through — When Cas was first starting out with his powers, he had some trial and error. One of his errors was that he ended up in a random person’s home. Most of the time he wasn’t seen, but at one point he was spotted by Muse A. They were shocked (perhaps angry, scared, or nervous) to have seen some 17-year-old suddenly appear in their home. (1-2 slots max)

accidental astronaut — Unknowingly to them, Muse B stumbled across a portal five years ago. It was one an 18-year-old Cas made and forgot to close. Muse B was suddenly on Montressor, with no idea how they got there. Cas found them and got them home safely. (However long it took for Cas to find them is up to you.) (1 slot max)

portal magnet — For some reason, unbeknownst to Cas, portals tend to naturally open up around Muse C constantly. He has yet to figure out why, but is determined not to let them go through a portal. He is always spending his time closing up the random portals that appear around them. (1 slot max)

delivery boy — Muse D heard about Cas’ teleportation and started asking him to get them things. Food (most likely), but anything Cas is able to carry. He always has to benefit from their delivery, either through getting some of the food or charging a fee, because he doesn’t do good deeds for free (usually). Maybe they sometimes hang out and eat their authentic Chinese food together. (1 slot taken, 1 still available)

teleportation expert — Cas always says he has teleportation. Up until now, it has never been an issue. But Muse E happens to know a lot about teleportation, and what Cas does doesn’t look like it. Whether teleportation is their power, someone close to them has it, or they just happen to be an expert on powers. They know that Cas doesn’t have teleportation. Whether or not they confront him on it is up to you. (1 slot max.)

portal playdates — When Cas was young — around the age of 12 — he used to use his powers to escape his father’s ship while everyone was sleeping. He always had to come back in a few hours, because he would never abandon Pollux, but sometimes it was nice to get away. One day he stumbled across a kid around his age. (4-5 years age difference range is preferable. Just because it’s hard to imagine a 12-year-old playing with anyone younger than 7 or older than 17) Muse F and Cas hit it off immediately. For the next six months, Cas would visit them to hang out. Now they’ve run into each other at WDA. Maybe they recognize each other, or maybe they don’t (either is plausible, it’s been 11 years.) But regardless, they’re the one person who saw a younger Cas, who had sincere moments of emotion and didn’t put on a mask. (1 slot max)

#ooc #wda: plots #so this is ridiculously long #and i apologize #but i wanted to preface the plots #with a more in depth explanation of his powers #message me if you're interested in any of them~

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Welcome back to the madhouse.Last time on Hawkins Book Club, we learned that Nichols was personally watched over by God, UFO stealth systems can be foiled by college students, aliens can’t design a functional user interface for shit, the Star Wars galaxy is real, furry aliens exist, there’s an intergalactic empire trying to take over Earth, the majority of alien abductions are actually carried out by the government, a floppy disk can contain enough data to reprogram the human brain, there’s a whole bunch of souls of abused kids just floating around and swapping bodies with each other, the CIA is really bad at assassinations, you can find your destination by bleeding all over a map, you can buy your own isolation tank from a commercial supplier, Eleven was a complete pansy who should have punched out the Demogorgon (according to Moon), UFOs were intentionally designed to look like a 3D vagina, aliens are avid gamers, Nichols lives within driving distance of me and God is a Stranger Things fan.That said, we are now at the 1997 book The Black Sun: Montauk’s Nazi-Tibetan Connection. The Order of the Black Sun, as you may recall, was the magical cult in which high-ranking Nazis tried to time travel by screwing each other in a mass orgy while this guy watched, so prepare yourself.Once again, the Prelude is back, and basically recaps the previous books, but with one addition;“In the wake of all this, Long Island experience the horrible tragedy of TWA Flight 800 where hundreds of individuals died as the result of an unexplained in-flight mishap. Although many theories have been put forward, the media refuses to seriously investigate the most probable cause of the situation;Structural failure?“a particle beam emitted from a Brookhaven Labs facility which activated a nuclear missile.…That works too, I guess. So basically those books is going to be all about those dastardly Nazis.The Introduction finally explains what “Synchronicity” is;“Synchronicity is called the fabric of time because it is the principle by which we recognize or know the phenomenon of time. If different actions are aligned and intercede within one frame of reference, they are said to synchronize… What is not so obvious is that people, places and things can also manifest beyond the laws of probability. Synchronicity, but its very nature, enables us to make associations that we might otherwise pass by.”This is genuinely kind of an interesting idea. Moon then reaffirms that the Nazis will be the focus.Chapter 1 retells the story of how a Nazi U-boat landed at Montauk with significant amount of treasure to bury, and how the crew went on to become barbers in Queens. Prior to that, a significant amount of U-boats were spotted by Montauk residents in the water that the US military never fired upon. Moon concludes that his meant the Nazis had access to Camp Hero through an underground dock. He goes on to talk about the German Bund Nazi supporters that had a large camp right next door to the Brookhaven National Laboratory. Apparently these Nazis also conducted “Bon meetings”, which connected to an ancient Tibetan animistic religion which were closely monitored by the FBI.Chapter 2 begins with a woman named Cindy contacting Nichols and Moon, claiming that her husband worked at Camp Hero. She showed them blueprints of the base’s underground and told them that the base was still being used. Specifically, Cindy’s husband was once of three mechanics working at the Camp… to maintain the lawn mowers. I guess even time-traveling Neo-Nazis want to make sure their grass is perfectly mowed in front of their secret base. Immediately after that conversation, her husband was fired the next day. A bit later, Cindy also told the duo about several Bigfoot sightings around Montauk, which Moon interprets as being another connection to Tibet via the Yeti. Soon after that, Cindy’s father called and revealed the following information;“He can stick his finger into a live electric circuit and feel no shock. An hour later, he could shake someone’s hand and they are liable to receive the shock. I decided to meet the man.”Well, with info like that, who wouldn’t? “Max” then reveals that he was fascinated with UFOs since he was a boy, and in fact literally built his own working flying saucer.“Max claims to have travelled around the United States in his home built UFO with eight women. They would travel the countryside looking for luminous spots on mountains where they hoped to find gold. Some of these spots proved to be false leads, but many precious metals were found, processed and sold for a considerable profit. The money was split between him and the eight women.”….Yeah…..This book…..So because of this, the military hired Max and he was stationed at Camp Hero to serve as a courier. He reveals that the Nazis did indeed visit the base several times. He also states that when a UFO crashed in Amagansett in 1995, the military approached him and asked if he wanted it. When he declined, they took it away themselves. He also attended the Bon meetings, which “were held to tell people what they could say and couldn’t say or tell people what they could and could not do.”“Obviously the people at these meetings were tied into a completely different reality… It sounds like an Aryan race outpost that was halfway between this dimension and another.”Moving on.Chapter 3 kicks off with a discussion of the infamous “Birth of a Nation,” you know the film that portrayed the Ku Klux Klan as the saviors of the white race. Well, this film reveals that founder of the KKK was a man named (big shock) Ben Cameron, and the film was semi-endorsed by President Woodrow Wilson. Moon also states that the Klan’s emblem was identical to a symbol revered by both the Montauketts and Crowley’s gang.“The book I read further stated that the Klan decided to put ‘meaningless occult symbols’ on their garments. This is a whitewash if ever their[sic] was one. One has to wonder if the writer was personally deluded, deliberately misleading or just making up his own mind.”Pot, meet kettle. I’m sure you’ll get along nicely.“The Klan was obviously using magic for its own purposes. The inner meanings were for initiates only.”Obviously. The name synchronicities continue;“All of this took on an even more profound meaning when I received a letter from a woman who said that her mother knew both Ewen Cameron, once the head of the CIA’s MK-Ultra mind control project, and also Alexander Duncan Cameron Sr., the father of the same Duncan Cameron featured in ‘The Montauk Project’.Well, well, we finally have a link between the Montauk Project and MKUltra. So it turns out that my previous hypothesis was incorrect, and in reality Ewen Cameron is Martin Brenner.“Ewen Cameron has been written up in several un-biased books as one of the most evil monsters to inhabit the corridors of the noble profession of psychiatry. His systematic torture of patients through what he called ‘psychic driving’ is well documented. It is well documented. It is a system whereby one’s own words, particularly of a traumatic content, are repeated over and over on a tape loop which plays continuously on a tape recorder. Combined with various forms of mental stress and deprivation, psychic driving is designed to make one totally lose one’s marbles. This aspect of Cameron’s work was done in conjunction with the CIA. Most of it took place at the Allan Memorial Institute in Montreal, Canada, where he employed many former Nazis. The CIA settled out of court with several people who were tortured by Cameron while he was working under the auspices of the agency.”Fascinating, but then the woman who’s giving Moon all of this information drops a massive bombshell on us;“She also told me that her mother had very esoteric understandings about time travel and had mothered a child with Ewen Cameron.”Oh yeah, Season 2 theorists rejoice. You might want to hedge your bets on this side. Moon comes into contact with this woman who is described as lucid, but suffering from PTSD. She reveals the following;“Her birth was carefully planned, and she was considered to be reincarnation of Innana, the Sumerian goddess…. Anna’s family is of pure Aryan lineage and is traceable beyond Germany.”….Okay. So apparently the ancient Sumerian Aryans were “enlightened and positive”, but became corrupt, and infiltrated every secret organization on Earth; the Knights Templar, the Illuminati, the Freemasons and everything else. These people are called “the Controllers”. Cameron was one of these people and believed that she was the incarnation of Innana, whose energy he could harness as power. To guarantee this, the Cameron lineage was kept pure since the beginning of time all in order to establish a New World Order composed of Aryans. He may have also been involved with sending Rudolf Hess traveling through time and met with John F. Kennedy’s parents.“At affairs like these, Ewen would put on a show. Women from various programs would attend to the men’s sexual desires. Ewen would arrange sexual partners and engage in what could perhaps be best described as the perverted occultism of the rich and powerful.”Well, now we know where Jack got the urge to go on his infamous sexual endeavors from.“Anna was personally quite traumatized by her association with Ewen Cameron. Consequently she began to study psychology to understand his pathology. She says he was overtly homophobic but also a latent homosexual. He amused himself by brutalizing young men as well as women. Ewen was well aware that Anna hated him, but he was gleeful about this because he knew no one would ever believe her over him.”Charming. Anna then describes that the intent of these Controllers was to afflict their subjects with Multiple Personality Disorder, with one personality serving as the blank, programmable one and the other acting as a cover.“Studies on MPD show that these individuals have an IQ above the normal range, a great amount of creativity and above average psychic abilities. It is also true that if you split a personality, the pineal gland will activate and the person can become psychic. The element of possession also comes into play as one is prone to pulling in exterior forces when being tortured. These forces will usually manifest as a beast of demon. Once MPD is achieved, further programming can be achieved by what is now known as Stockholm syndrome. This is when a victim bonds with his or her captor or controller.”That explains why the Demogorgon was attracted to Eleven. Anna also participated in out-of-body experiences and time travel as well. She also has scars on her lungs identical to that of Duncan Cameron, and the chapter ends claiming that Ewen Cameron’s death was faked and he worked for a foreign intelligence agency and Hubbard was a goddamn hero for calling him out on his horribleness and of course, lots of sex magick was involved.In Chapter 4… wait a minute.I just realized that Moon completely forgot to actually talk about the child in question. Seriously, he mentioned her (I’m going to assume she’s a girl for obvious reasons) twice and then never spoke of her again, instead electing to focus on her mother and his favorite subject; sex magick. Maybe Chapter 4 will explain this?Eh… not really. It basically states that the Camerons’ genetics give them a greater ability to travel between dimensions. Moon speaks with two Celtic shamans named Cameron who elaborate on this.Chapter 5 talks about the “Kennedy Connection”. A friend of Moon’s named Claudette says that she was raped by a German scientist who was connected to the Nazis in the 1950s, and ended up marrying him due to the social mores against giving birth while unwed. He frequently disappeared when they went to Montauk on vacation. Also;“The most bizarre story she had to tell was this German scientist’s dealings with the late Robert F. Kennedy. She said that while Kennedy was Attorney General, he would sometimes visit their house Queens. He always showed up in a limousine. The driver would wait outside while Booby came in the house. These visits were typified by her husband retrieving LSD sugar cubes from the refrigerator which he and Booby would consume and go ‘tripping’.Ah, the good old days, when the Attorney General could go off to trip out with a Nazi rapist and no one would care. Now it’s all “Russian collaboration” this and “Election hacking” that.Moon then goes off on a bizarre tangent when he claims that JFK Jr. was bisexual. He spends a large amount of writing trying to prove this and comes to the conclusion that the only thing that connects this to the Project is that JFK Jr. rented a house next to Camp Hero. Also;“Arnold Schwarzenegger, the poster boy of Aryan genetics also married into the Kennedy clan. He is the star of ‘Total Recall’, a movie that used a device similar to the Montauk Chair as its main theme. His psychic signature has literally been blasted over America’s air waves by nature of his tremendous stardom.”Uh-huh. I have no idea why Moon is so obsessed with linking Total Recall to Montauk, but let's just move on. Moon then describes how Joseph Kennedy Sr. had pro-Nazi leanings in the 1930s and appointed a Nazi sympathizer named Tyler Kent to manage confidential telegrams between Churchill, Kennedy and Roosevelt. Scotland Yard ultimately arrested Kent when they found that he was hiding telegrams in his apartment and Kennedy disavowed connection to him. Finally, a Scottish genealogy book ended up genetically linking the Kennedys to the Camerons.“This book said that both families trace their roots to the Scottish Isle of Skye, the isle of witches. Perhaps the Kennedy mystique of Camelot is real magick at work and not just a media illusion. All of you know that if JFK Jr. was ever nominated for president, he would be elected on the female vote alone. There is also a frenzy people feel about electing a Kennedy. It is magick.”This book….Chapter 6 discusses the Teutonics. It essentially claims that the Teutonics were involved with Egypt due to similarities between Norse and Egyptian mythology. The Vikings tapped into magical powers via runes as well, and the Nazis continued this belief. This is because the Celtic and German people have a sort of sacredness in their blood. Hitler was able to harness this old pagan power that was suppressed by the “ruling clergy” to convince the country to go to war.Chapter 7 talks about Lion Gardiner. He was a part of the Dutch “House of Orange” and had “royal blood”. In addition, every European king traced back to the Sumerian “gods” (aka aliens) who mated with human women, hence their special bloodline. There’s a brief history about the House of Orange that I’ll skip over for the sake of brevity.Chapter 8 covers some of Gardiner’s escapades on Long Island. In 1658 a guy named Samuel Parsons visited his friend’s wife Elizabeth Howell. She handed her newborn baby over to Parsons, started singing a Psalm, and started screaming about a witch, as one does. When her dad Gardiner came over she stated that she saw a “black thing” at the foot of her bed. She clarified that this thing was a shadow or something conjured by the Gardiners’ servant Goody Garlick. Over time, Elizabeth began to fall seriously ill and continued to claim that Garlick was bewitching her with pins. Eventually she died, and Garlick was put on trial for witchcraft. The “evidence” was that she dispensed herbs, owned a black cat, acted as a wet nurse for children and used “counter-magic” to help Gardiner with his animals. She was defended by her husband and Gardiner himself, and managed to get her off. This apparently heralded in “an era of black magic practices on Long Island which still exist to the present day.”Chapter 7 is titled “Project Paperclip and the Hamills”. The former was an Allied plan to save Nazi scientists and war criminals for their own use, and the latter was the family of a Muppet Show guest.“Since I have known Preston, people close to him have disputed his contention that he even knew Mark Hamill. I have asked Preston’s father about this. He remembers Mark as a young boy who cleaned up leaves from their backyard.”…..No, I’m still not convinced; you’re going to need more than that. Regardless, multiple people claiming to have a connection to Hamill have contacted Moon, but most of them disappeared shortly thereafter. In 1992, Nichols ran into Hamill in a Long Island mall, and that actor mentioned that he was prohibited from speaking to Moon. He also said that he was working on a sequel to the Philadelphia Experiment movie that was backed by the government.“When the movie was released, Doug Curtis was listed on the credits and, lo and behold, the Executive Producer was a man by the name of Mark Levinson. This seems to be an obvious play on the name ‘Mark’ and the ‘Levinson time equations’ mentioned in ‘The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time’. It was as if Mark was rubbing it in our faces.”Okay, this I can believe.“Shortly after this time period, it was reported on ‘CBS This Morning’ that when virtually all the homes in a section of Malibu burned during the brush fires, Mark Hamill’s house was miraculously saved. He appeared for a brief minute or two and said he did an occult Indian ritual which preserved his house.”Alrighty then. Also, seeing as how Hamill looked rather different in later years due to plastic surgery from a car accident, Moon begins to speculate that the Mark hanging around now is actually a body double. Moon points out that this accident did occur while the Montauk Project was in full swing. He then starts saying that Mark’s father was a Lt. Col. James Hamill who was an integral part of Operation Paperclip, specifically the acquisition of the V-2 rocket team. The “evidence” for this is that Mark’s father was stated to work in Navy intelligence and the Lt. Col. Hamill looked much like him and was old enough to be his father. This segways into the next chapter.So Moon was contacted by the German publisher of his books, Jan von Helsing. Von Helsing claimed that he was born psychic “from a mother who could read spirits” and his father was involved in psychic research. Despite this, he didn’t care much for the paranormal and became involved with the “punk rock music scene”, until a skinhead of all people told him that he saw Helsing’s aura and that his “crown chakra was not function properly”. This bizarrely helpful skinhead convinced Helsing to stop taking drugs alcohol and, um… meat, which somehow resulted in him falling into a one and a half week coma, during which he saw visions of “pyramids and domed houses.” Later, he met an aura reader, who claimed that Helsing was involved in time travel, and a part of his soul is stuck in another time. He then went on to meet Cameron’s half-brother Al Bielek who informed him that he was one of only eighteen people on the planet who had a “triple aura”, all of whom came from another universe as it was being destroyed. Their souls or whatever emerged to begin a rebirth and rebuilding process. According to Helsing, himself, Bielek, Cameron, Nichols, Moon and of course Mark Hamill are part of this special group. Cameron added that people have seven layers of information that manifest in a double lattice structure. People with triple auras have three of these things. Anyway;“The idea that triple aura individuals come from another universe is paralleled in Duncan’s own readings. Duncan sometimes referred to 637 people who came in from the Old Universe. There is an even further synchronicity at work here because Duncan’s psychic memories parallel the Star Wars movies almost to a tee.”Oh, we’re back to this.“There is a lot more information yet to come forth with regard to the whole subject of Star Wars. Preston Nichols was involved with the sound production and has publicly claimed in lectures that psychics were used to project into the filming so that people would come and see the movie several times.”………….….“The Star Wars series itself was based upon George Lucas’s ‘Journal of the Will’. Although it has not been publically released, this journal contained the dreams and inspirations of Lucas, a man who is reported to have lived at Montauk. The use of the word ‘will’ is a distinct parallel to Aleister Crowley’s concept of the will. When one unleashes the will, whether is through George Lucas or any other individual, the truth has a way of coming forth. The truth we are concerned about, lest anybody wonder, is unlocking the secrets of time.”……………………..“It seems clear that both Duncan and George Lucas were pulling from the same source. When we consider that Mark Hamill was once a roommate of Duncan, a childhood friend of Preston, and eventually became the brother-in-law of George Lucas, there is less room for speculation. There was an active but unseen influence working on all of them. It seems that Hamill, Lucas and Preston (who worked as a sound engineer for these movies) all contributed to remind the population at large of its ancient legacy and predicament.”I….I’m at a complete loss for words right now, so let’s just move on. Chapter 11 is just a long description about how secret societies and the government are suppressing Helsing’s work which has something to do with the Aryans and the Jews and I don’t know let’s keep moving.Chapter 12 starts off by claiming that Steven Spielberg is involved in this whole mess too due to making Raiders of the Lost Ark and Close Encounters of the Third Kind which revealed some of the truth about Nazis and aliens, respectively. Apparently a couple of people gave him copies of the first book. What follows is a colossal amount of horseshit over the course of several chapters that will try to break down here;*Dr. Felix Kersten was the personal doctor of SS commander Heinrich Himmler, who in fact did not want to actually murder every single Jewish person on Earth, and is essentially portrayed as a somewhat sympathetic figure instead of the utter fucking monster he was.*Hitler suffered from syphilis and his mental state was decaying rapidly, and was constantly being shot up with drugs by a “Dr. Morell”.*There was an art dealer who looked exactly like Hitler who was involved with Montauk in the 1960s and the Soviets might have covered up his escape. Also, Hitler might have had literal clones made of him.*Otto Skorzeny was a complete badass and managed to find a hidden Cathar treasure and later went on his own adventures after the war.*The Kaaba in Mecca was part of the Great Pyramid’s original capstone and was given to Abraham by Tahuti, Muhammad derived his “power” from the Great Pyramid as a result and was nurtured and supported by “the Goddess”, Allah is apparently more feminine than masculine in reality.*The Cameron family is literally the lineage of Christ. Also, Montauk was part of Thule, which was the capital of the mythical land of Hyperborea (“That’s what the Greeks called Iceland, you know”). Thule itself was the source of all life on Earth. Seeing as how the Earth geometrically forms out a void, Thule is the center of this void and is thus the titular “Black Sun”. Also, “SS” does not stand for Schutzstaffel, but instead it stands for Schwarze Sonne, meaning “Black Sun”. Thulium is also a “psychic gas”, which aliens require in order to survive on Earth. A whole bunch of “Thulists” met at an Artic base called Point 103 in 1945 to get in telepathic contact with a mystical source “at the center of positive forces on the planets”, called the “Manisolas” which are bio-machines that are manifestations of the morphogenetic grid.*Vrihl is still in play and is described as a magical force “set in motion by orgasm for the purpose of invoking beings from the ‘Outside’”. These beings are called the “Onoma”, the “deepest archetypes of the subconscious and are said to be the keys to evoking the Elder Gods or Forgotten Ones”, which in turn inspired H. P. Lovecraft. The Nazis tried to use it for this purpose meaning that this book is seriously claiming that the Third Reich tried to summon the Demogorgon from the Upside-Down. I’m not quite sure what to feel about that. Also, they used Vril to make flying saucersPutting the brakes on, we arrive at Chapter 22. So the guy in charge of the Nazi Vril project, Dr. Viktor Schauberger, fled to America after the war and was recruited by Brookhaven National Laboratory. There, he created the Cosmotron, a large particle accelerator. However, when he found out that his supervisors were planning on using it to manipulate the grid, he managed to break out of his contract and returned to Germany, where he died a few days later.Speaking of which, Chapter 23 goes into more detail about the Nazi flight from Germany after the war. So essentially the I.G. Farben Corporation worked to move scientists, equipment and money to neutral countries. Farben was responsible for providing the Zyklon B gas for the concentration camps and future Pope John Paul II sold it for them in his youth. The United States government gave them support before the war in exchange for chemical warfare research, but they were investigated after the war. One of the members of Farben was a man named Leo T. Crowley who also running the FDIC and was in charge of all enemy property confiscated during the war. Regardless, the investigation ruined Farber.“Today, I. G. Farben exists but only as a shadow of its former self. That it survives at all is puzzling. I can only guess that it is some sort of weird PR ploy whereby holocaust victims can make claims against it. Perhaps the real goal is to simply haunt the Jews. On the other hand, there may be latent hopes to rekindle the company under the rise of a new Reich.”…..Sure. Oh, and also an SS General named Reinhard Gehlen helped form the CIA and staffed it with some former SS agents.Chapter 24 talks about the Nazi shenanigans in Antarctica. So apparently Hitler decided that Antarctic would be a great place for a secret base called “Neuschwabenland” and sent a navy detachment down there in 1938. This is where the Spear of Destiny was hidden after the war and there might be a Nazi UFO base down there guarding the entrance to the Hollow Earth.Chapter 25 continues an investigation of the National Archives, which revealed that the OSS went to Tibet for reconnaissance purposes that ended up with the agents giving the Tibetans a large radio transmitter. Apparently the trip was actually meant to find traces of the prior Nazi expedition, which segways into Chapter 26. These expeditions were led by a Dr. Ernst Schafer of the Ahnenerbe for studying the Tibetan political and religious practices, specifically their sexual practices.“On his expeditions, Tibetans were filmed having intimate sex in public, the pictures of which included a fifteen year old girl masturbating in public on a bridge beam.”And you thought Jonathan Byers was a mildly creepy voyeur. Anyway, the Tibetans handed over their 108-volume sacred script to the Nazis, which were later taken by the Soviets. Chapter 27 then claims that five days before Hitler “allegedly” shot himself, the Soviets found six Tibetans lying dead in a ritual circle in the cellar of a Berlin building, one of which was wearing green gloves. Apparently this guy advised Hitler for whatever reason, along with a whole bunch of other occultists. Chapter 28 expands on this by stating that the Bon religion is based on the Black Sun and the mysterious “Goddess”. Moon then proceeds to bash Buddhism for a bit, claiming that it was based upon a patriarchal system. Also, Shangri La is a real thing. There’s a whole discussion about the Bon magick that continues through Chapter 29. Chapter 30 discusses the Shensi Pyramids again, and the Nazi expeditions to Tibet to retrieve magical tablets that would teach them how to obtain a “powerful consciousness”, and had a mining operation meant to dig up a substance vital to this goal. Chapter 31 confirms that the Nazis did indeed go looking for the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail, just like in Indiana Jones. The Romans seized them at first from the Middle East, before the Visigoths took them in the Sack of Rome, and taken to a cave where they were rediscovered by Otto Skorzeny’s commandos. Some of the treasure was dumped in a salt mine and the rest went to Himmler. Somehow the Ark ended up in Ethopia. Chapter 32 talks a bit about magical “White Gold and Occultum”, which was contained in the Ark.Chapter 33 expands on this by claiming that an alien “Blue Race” produced royal bloodlines. Chapter 34 describes Napoleon’s life a bit and states that he used Occultum, which was found in mummies. Chapter 35 talks about Crowley some more and his contact with an entity called LAM, which is linked to the blueprint room Moon mentioned in the previous book.“Magicians in the past have referred to that blueprint room as R’lyeh, a region which contains the sleeping or hidden god Cthulu… All of the gods within R’lyeh are known as the Forgotten Ones which is another name for the Elder Gods or Elder Race. This can be extended as well to the Blue Race.”So Lovecraft was right all along, who knew? Also, Atlantis relied upon an addiction to a phosphorus substance called “Zro”, which allowed them to achieve a higher state of being.Finally, we reach the Epilogue which matter-of-factly states that Prescott Bush, (the father of President George Bush Sr.) literally stole Geronimo’s skull with the Skull and Bones society. Why? So they could eat the residual Occultum residing in the bones of course! This practice apparently continued at Montauk. Moon ends the book with one final exclamation that the Black Sun is the source of creation;“Today, it has come into full view for the world to see. The powers of creation can be accessed by any free soul who wishes to reach for them. The Black Sun is alive and kicking and is no longer reserved for those who would perpetrate evil against man or life. It breathes the fire of life and love. It is the hidden god, Mon, talking. In this sense, it is also the ultimate synchronicity in terms of puns. It is MON-TALK!”And with that God-awful pun out of the way, Moon presents one final Author’s Note warning the readers to stay away from people claiming to sell white gold, with one guy in particular managing to scam a whopping ten thousand idiots.“New Age people are now being targeted for all sorts of scams, particularly in the financial arena. As the Romans used to say ‘Caveat emptor’(buyer beware).“But you can totally trust me guys! Buy my next book!”And with that, we finish Montauk’s Nazi-Tibetan Connection. What did we learn? Well, we learned that there’s a pretty good chance that Brenner may be Eleven’s actual father if we go upon this. Also, we never found out about the child herself in all of this by the way. I guess that’s something to look forward to, right? Also, both the Cthulu Mythos and the Star Wars galaxy are real.Join me next week on Hawkins Book Club and we’ll take a look at Montauk: The Alien Connection.Thanks for reading, and Stay Strange.The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time OverviewMontauk Revisited: Adventures in Synchronicity OverviewPyramids of Montauk: Explorations in Consciousness OverviewEncounter in the Pleiades: An Inside Look at UFOs Overview via /r/StrangerThings

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