Image description: scenes of (mostly) Essek from Crit Recap and textposts.
Scene: Essek reclining on a couch seductively. Text: If you all are nice to me I'll stop being evil.
Scene: Essek and Caleb dance in the Xhorhaus. Text: is he... you know... your narrative foil?
Scene: Essek pouts as he confesses his crimes on the Balleater. Text: hey hey hey, come on, I'm a little wizard, I'm just a little little wizard, no, I'm also evil, I'm an evil little boy
Scene: distant view of the Nein rushing across Eiselcross to Essek. Text: Yes, I know you're miles away but its incredibly urgent that you come and give me a forehead kiss right now
Scene: the Mighty Nein explain their problems to an unsuspecting Essek. Text: characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important
Scene: the Nein in Aeor. Caleb is a sheep. Text: Oh sheepleb we're really in it now
Scene: Caleb lets Essek pet Frumpkin in the Blooming Grove. Text: he's an irredeemable villain to you. He's my special little princess though.
Essek gives Caleb a half hug at the t-dock. Text: thinks lovingly about Caleb Widogast...
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guillermo thinking nandor never cared about him enough to turn him into a vampire when this entire time nandor has been protecting him from himself…i wish i was patton oswalt
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog
link to stickers and stuff
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so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50
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So that was definitely a beacon potion, right.
Image description: a meme of a person setting off a domino chain reaction. The first domino is labled "Veth tells Yeza to take Luc and run" and the final one is "Fearne spends her watch staring into Ashton's glo-brain and draws smiley face" End description.
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channel 8 interviewing nandor de laurentis
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ngl I'm gonna need this site to stop right the fuck now with whatever rising aphobia has decided to suddenly skyrocket in the last month of 2023
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i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's a fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here
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