#?????? tf is this shit

[lorcandidlucienwill]

“I am the Morrigan. You know me. What I am. You know that my gift is truth. So you will hear my words now, and know them as truth—as your ancestors once did.”

Huh? Then why this bitch be lying all the time? 💀

#anti mor #anti morrigan #tf is this shit

[snakesinsocks2005]

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! websites you cant visit without having to login. Let me IN you DICK

#😔 #cant even use the search bar in Xitter anymore #tf is this shit #snake hisses

[collinnmckinley]

Being afraid of AI sounds like cavemen afraid of fire. “Just don’t use it” isnt a reasonable or viable solution. Also trying to make the people using it out to be villains is a fear mongering tactic.

My guy... you have the worst thinking ever.

If youre here trying to rile me up with this ask, dont even bother. in my eyes all the people who uses AI to make art, music, writing, and voice acting; basically everything that requires talent, passion and hard work, are fucking lazy and cannot work for shit. So get out of here with that bs.

Edit: just say you use AI and its making you feel guilty, and GO.

#jay answers #anonymous #man i thought we all agreed on 'AI bad for art' #tf is this shit

[disgustinggf]

why does tumblr always act up when i wanna post pics

#fuck u i just wanted to show off this pretty lil set #and they don't put my pics on the dash when i post anymore #tf is this shit #personal txt

[dragon-hoard]

what do you mean its 'too early' to get my meds refilled I only have 3 more days worth left

#daily stuff #tf is this shit

[iwannadress-likeaarcadecarpet]

so dose anyone else get that “call me Literally all the Pronouns but that set” (Insert Assigned a gender at birth Pronouns)

like it can be a random set of neo’s and i’ll be fine. like “i don’t fucking know what gender i am but i wanna be 12 galaxies away from that one.”

#Tf is this shit #neopronouns #genderqueer #nonbinary #agender #genderfluid #enby #trans #bigender

[dearqueerheart]

GOD she’s just so PRETTY

#HER EYES LOOK LIKE FUTHERMUCKING HONEY #OR AMBER #TF IS THIS SHIT #GOD i’m so GAY #AND SHE LIKE…. LIKES ME? IN A ROMANTIC WAY??? #BRO THIS SHITS CRAZY #PRESENTLY A LIL GAY SCORCH MARK ON THE FLOOR DONT MIND ME #yearning on main #sapphic yearning #lesbian #sapphic #lgbtq+ #rambles

[magical-butterflies]

I don’t fuck with exo like that but Kai’s rover has been stuck in my head for days pls

#also why can’t I see when typing a text post #tf is this shit #personal

[ultramagni]

im not supporting it bc fuck nfts or wtv but they made this ultra magnus funko pop and it's...ummm!

its speaks for itself 💀

#HE LOOKS SO DISGUSTED WITH #IDK #EVERYTHING #ITS SO BAD BRO #😭😭 #im so glad its not real because i dont think even i could've defended this ugly ass shit #and im one of ultra magnus' biggest glazers 🙏 #ultra magnus #transformers #maccadams #tf #maccadam #funko pop

[domangot]

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#hhhhhhhhhhh #registrations is today but god am I fucking dying #stomach hurting anxietyyyy #AAAAAA@AAAAAAAAAA #after the registration I have to make a letter of plea to continue studying #tf is this shit #ueeueueue #qaq #god when sam said #the easiest way is not always the right way he wasn't kidding #this ain't easy and my oughsktjdkt #easier to apply to ptem but harder in the long run #waaaaaaa #vent

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

If Aabria has 1 million fans, I am one of them

If Aabria has 1 thousand fans, I am one of them

If Aabria has 1 hundred fans, I am one of them

If Aabria has 1 fan, it is Brennan Lee Mulligan and I have been killed, please avenge me

#dimension 20 #aabria iyengar #y’all best not be coming for her about system choice or cinematic descriptions or shit like that #because i will fight you #but also that red headed dollop of sunshine and positivity and union solidarity loves and respects tf out of her #and i respect that #burrow's end #burrow’s end is gonna make me cry so goddamn much i bet

[theinnermeyoullneverknow]

Everyone who shared one of those "November is supposed to be cold" memes owes me compensation for suffering and emotional distress.

#Walked out of work to at least an inch of snow on my car #Tf is this shit #i don't make the rules #Not a fan #Global Warming? Don't know her. #(That last part is a joke) #(I mean the whole thing is a shitpost but I'm not in any way actually denying climate change)

[redysetdare]

Any other queer person makes a post saying "Ew straight romance" and everyone laughs and reblogs. an aro makes a post saying "Ew romance" and apparently that's suddenly way too far. How dare they be "romance negative" don't they know how personally attacked the allos feel right now? why won't they think of the allo feelings?

#text #aro #aromantic #aroace #arospec #aspec #romance repulsed #like bro why is one seen as a funny joke and the other seen as a personal attack #like grow tf up #people don't like the same shit you do big fucking deal get over it

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

OMG SAW UR ASKS WERE OPEN AND I RAN SO FAST HFJDJSBS

Anyways ok so imagine *trips over my own feet* imagine uhm baking cookies *stumbling* baking cookies with Lilia:3

No pressure ofc! I hope u will enjoy writing this if u do! And make sure to drink after and take care of urself!

Flour Belongs In The Cookies; Lilia Vanrouge

Content; Gender-neutral reader, fluff, some pining

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Cloudy, you do know how bad his cooking is, right? Besides that, I hope you enjoy what I did with this little prompt!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You knew full well going into this that Lilia … wasn’t the best person to leave around food. Well, you didn’t know to the full extent how ‘bad’, ‘revolting’, and ‘utterly cursed’ he was according to his dormmates (and adoptive family? Still trying to wrap your head around that one, to be honest). 

Yet, as you were both adding ingredients to the batch of cookies you were making, he had done nothing to tamper with the recipe or mess up by accident. Perhaps Silver, Sebek and Malleus were just overexaggerating it? Lilia has been completely fine, a great helper even! 

“So,” you cleared your throat, breaking the quiet (which was both comfortable yet awkward). “Why did you want to bake cookies with me? Not that I mind, just curious is all.”

Lilia looked up from the wet and dry ingredients he was combining and offered you a cheeky smile with a wink. “Hmm, do I need a reason to do so,” he breathed with a silent chuckle, sneaking some of the raw dough into his mouth.

You tutted, taking the bowl away from him. “I don’t need you getting sick from eating that now–”

But your attempt at lecturing was silenced by a small puff of flour being slapped gently on your cheek; a white handprint now on it. “RUDE!”

Lilia was having a good old laugh, from either getting flour on you, the shocked expression on your face, or a combination of the two (knowing him, it was bound to be the last one). He was actually getting pink in the face because of it; was he even taking breaks from laughing to breathe???

“Ah, lighten up! Plus,” he paused and covered your hand in flour and gently slapped it on his cheek, “there, we match now.” 

His magenta eyes were twinkling with mischief and you found yourself gently shaking your head and chuckling. Sighing, you picked up some flour with your hands and made it look like you were just going to cover the countertop with it, but you swerved, and slapped it into Lilia’s hair.

Lilia coughed, and rubbed at his eyes, trying to get the flour out of his eyes, but once he opened them again, you were gone. So we’re playing games now? But he just wheezed in delight and gave chase, a cup full of flour on hand so he could repay the favour. After all, since you both had matching handprints on your cheeks, you deserved to be bestowed some flour on your head.

“And here you were saying it was rude of me for that first move,” he called out into the dorm. They couldn’t have gotten far now.

He heard the curtains ruffle, and he floated over, not making a sound.

Peaking oh so carefully behind the curtains, he spotted you, silently giggling to yourself. And that’s when he made his move.

“Found you!~” And he sprinkled the flour over your head; much more gently than you did to him.

You groaned, knowing it would take a bit to get the flour out from everything… but the way Lilia floated overhead made it look like he was sprinkling snow… was he always this pretty? Even with him covered in flour, you still felt your heart flutter.

You mentally slapped your cheeks though, and got yourself up. 

“Guess you did… but that was fun,” you chuckled, dusting yourself off to the best of your ability.

The moment though was ruined by your smoke alarm going off; it was a wonder that those even worked, but hey, at least they worked.

Rushing to the kitchen, you opened up the oven to have a mass of black smoke smelling of burnt food of some sort enveloping the both of you.

“What happened?!” You coughed out, trying to open up the windows and doors to let out the smoke.

Lilia grimaced, “Ah… perhaps I set the oven too high.”

And even though you had fun making the now coal-like cookies, perhaps store-bought would have been better…

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Tags; @afunkyfreshblog @eynnwwyjth @identity-theft-101 @ithseem @lucid-stories @ryker-writes @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii

#twst #twst x reader #twst x gender neutral reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia vanrouge x gn reader #just be happy the cookies burned and that you didn't have to eat them cuz he definitely messed with them when you ran #also enjoy getting flour out of the floorboards <3 #how tf did i write this in under an hour??? #cloudy! #cloudy do not trust this man's cooking PLEASE #lilia is a little shit and i love that for him

[7er1ch0]

Man imagine giving up your life because god can't put his fucking crystal back together.

good thing that dosent happen in the show

right

#transformers #tf #maccadam #tfa #transformers animated #tf prowl #tfa prowl #prowl #jazz #tfa jazz #tfa optimus prime #optimus prime #tfa bumblebee #bumblebee #shit post

[azzy-the-furry]

ive returned from the void to give you:

LEsbain SNAKES

#furry #furry art #digital art #doodle #scalie #tf art #snake #lesbian snakes #holy shit they are gay #dear arceus i was this close to actually drawing them