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[haikyuugeek]

osamu: sakusa isn’t answering his phone

atsumu: i’ll call

suna: osamu and i both tried six times each, what makes you so sure h-

sakusa, over the phone: hello ?

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[haikyuugeek]

yamaguchi: this is horrible ! this is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me !

tsukishima: even more humiliating than-

yamaguchi: let’s not do this

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[haikyuugeek]

oikawa: how do you tell someone you like them without telling them ?

iwaizumi: i don’t know. just compliment them ?

oikawa: have i ever told you how nice your eyes are ?

iwaizumi: yeah, try that on them

oikawa:

oikawa: they’re really dense though

iwaizumi: maybe just tell them you like them, then

oikawa: i like you, iwa-chan

iwaizumi: yeah, exactly like that

oikawa:

makki and mattsun, recording in the background: ohmygod

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[haikyuugeek]

*after losing to karasuno at the qualifiers*

mattsun: i think he’s taking it really well

oikawa, screaming: *serves a volleyball into a wall which subsequently rebounds back into his face*

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[haikyuugeek]

tsukki: you are, without a doubt, the worst person i’ve ever heard of

kageyama: but you’ve heard of me

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[haikyuugeek]

makki: i need relationship advice

iwaizumi: just because i got with oikawa doesn’t mean i know how i did it

iwaizumi, looking off into the distance: sometimes i wish it would stop

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[haikyuugeek]

oikawa: alright, i really have to go *gives iwaizumi a goodbye kiss*

hanamaki: *confused*

matsukawa: *shocked*

oikawa: *realizes he just kissed iwaizumi in front of everyone*

oikawa: *walks over to hanamaki* haha, cheers ! *kisses hanamaki*

oikawa: *goes over to matsukawa* see you guys later ! *kisses matsukawa*

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[haikyuugeek]

iwaizumi: hello people who do not live here

oikawa: hi !

hanamaki: ‘sup

matsukawa: hey

iwaizumi: i gave you a key for emergencies

oikawa: we ran out of doritos

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[haikyuugeek]

akaashi: everything is going to be okay, this is just a crush-

bokuto: hey, akaashi !!!!!

akaashi: i love you

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[haikyuugeek]

kageyama: *screams*

hinata: *screams louder*

ennoshita: shouldn’t we stop them ??

tanaka: no, wait, i wanna see who wins

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[haikyuugeek]

kuroo: you’re so great, i love you

kenma, eyes wide: what did you say ?

kuroo, equally panicking: nothing ! i said “you’re so great” and then i just stopped talking !

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[haikyuugeek]

hinata: in my defense, i was left unsupervised

tsukki, tired of their bullshit: you had kageyama with you

kageyama: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised

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[haikyuugeek]

hinata: *jumps onto kageyama’s bed*

hinata: once again destiny throws us together, huh ?

kageyama: we’ve been married for five years. this is our bedroom

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[haikyuugeek]

daichi: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ?

hinata: i spiked kags in the back of the head ! oh, and i failed my english exam last week. i also jumped into a garbage can that you can wheel around and let bokuto push me down a flight of stairs to see if i would tip over. akaashi said to wear a helmet, but i didn’t. i also accidentally got married to atsumu in vegas, but that’s a different story

daichi:

daichi: i only needed one, hinata. *turns to kageyama* what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ?

kageyama: ...hinata, apparently

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[haikyuugeek]

sugawara: what’s going on ?

tanaka: daichi may have died

sugawara: daichi MAY have died ?

nishinoya: we’re looking into it

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[haikyuugeek]

oikawa and iwaizumi: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

*magic moment begins playing*

hanamaki and matsukawa: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

matsukawa: get the fuck off my chicken

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