#[ I'm sorry... :'))) ]
It's been two days since Dick’s arrival at the Wayne Manor. Currently Dick is holding a magazine with a picture of him and Bruce on its cover.
Dick: What's a DILF?
Bruce, chocks on his tea: What?!
Dick, shows the cover: Here, it says you're a DILF.
Bruce: Ah, it means...
Bruce: ...
Bruce: a Dad who Is Loving and Fantastic.
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Months later.
Superman: Batman has told me a lot about you.
Dick as Robin, enthusiastic: He has?
Superman: Yes, your Dad loves you so much.
Robin: Holy hotdogs! He's a real DILF.
Superman:
Superman:
Superman: Oh yeah... He certainly is.
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melissa schemmenti + storing items in her bra
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You sure 'bout that?
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Positive thoughts and vibes very much needed.
Old Man Cat is sick, he has a myriad of chronic health issues that I'm not going to go into here, but this week he has been...extra old, and has begun rapidly declining health wise. My partner is gone on a work trip, so I have been trying to manage things on my own as best as I can.
Any spare spoons or soft thoughts or positive intentions/ vibes are so... so appreciated.
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i just don't get it, how can a person be so stupid?????
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it finally happened... I posted cringe on the internet...
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Assign zoo animals to the JO boys! (But not the ones they said they were in that one Eurovision interview that they did in Spain)
i tried to come up with anything. I failed to do so
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“Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me.” (x)
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Picky, are you sure you want to go through with this?
I'm positive!
Now, can everyone just leave me alone and let me live my life?
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✨️H I M✨️
Yes, another thing for @holykhepri 😭🤌🏻
this was just a sketch/lineart but I wanted to give it some "color" I NEEDED to practice bodies, and I already knew who to use to practice...
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top gun: maverick? more like top: me
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take all the time you need, 432.
yeah, we won't rush you. we're just excited to have you back after all this time.
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@mel-loves-kdramas I'm sure you already given up on this show by now...
but I wanted to gift you with this man. 😍😘
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IM FUCKING NOT! CHECK MARI'S BLOG!
I... No, I... I'm just going to lay down. -🌹
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do they prefer to give or receive sexually?
Neither. She prefers taking!
Okay, This one is a bit harder for me to answer because it is a huge depend. Depend on with who she is, on her mood, and giving on receiving in each sexual act.
Most times, she prefers to be on the receiving end of it. BUT it depends on either if it will give her the feeling of to be in control or not.
If she is faking it she will go for either since she isn't doing it for her own pleasure.
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I don't think I can participate in the being mean and hurting to get them off kinda thing.
Like I can step on them sure but I'm more soft than anything...
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