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#dhmis #dhmis fanart #dhmis art #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis askblog #ask blog #dhmis sketchbook #dhmis tony #tony the talking clock #dhmis au #sketch answers #tony answers #[mod: i'm sleepy. i think i should take a nap.] #[mod: i'm going to go take a nap.] #[mod: ps thank you randomfandoms. i never get tired of hearing that. :) ]

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//The responses that I'm getting for the apology form are making me laugh way harder than I should LMFAOOO

//I keep getting sent into laughing fits and I think it's great FJSKGSLHDHLSAKG

#//Originally it was OOC but I think I'm going to retcon that because IT'S FUNNY #//imagine taking a nap and then you wake up to people just sending you apology forms. I think that's gold #//Mod Midnight posting!

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hi!! i've been looking for a specific fic that i read back after s1 and forgot to bookmark. it was set the night after the world didn't end, when aziraphale stays over at crowley's place. he can't sleep and finds a room full of old art (like renaissance) that crowley collected, and there's one of him? after that they confess i think, but i remember really enjoying it and i'd love to find it again 🥺

Hey. The only fic I know of similar to this is...

You can stay at my place, if you like by charlottemadison (T)

The Mayfair flat might be safe on the night of the Aflopalypse, or it might not. Beelzebub & Hastur have a grudge and an army and they know where Crowley lives, so caution may be in order? Especially since the door to the penthouse is standing ajar when our exhausted body swapped heroes get home from Tadfield. "So you're saying you're going in alone. In my body. To my flat. Where you've never been." Aziraphale nodded. "Maybe we should just go to a hotel?" Aziraphale saw two roads diverging: a night of brooding anxious melancholy and...the kind of night he preferred. He rallied. "And miss my chance to spy in your washroom cupboard? Never. I'm going in." "Oi!" "I'm going to try on all your clothing and give you a manicure and take a nap. You'll have to sit here and wonder for hours." "Angel!" The word had no sibilants but Crowley could still broadcast a hiss somehow. "You'll pace my feet to pieces while I pilfer your wine cellar alone." "You can fuck right off." Crowley gave him a sound swat on the arm. "See I'd never do that to you, but I can do it to me." "Is that the face I make when you wind me up? No wonder it's such fun for you."

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #the night at crowley's flat #bodyswap #mod d

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NSFW Dream: First time with Scaramouche on his desk in a cyberpunk AU!

So today was finally saturday and I took the chance to take a nap after lunch and was blessed with another NSFW Genshin dream!

This one was a little longer so instead of just writing a summary I'll try to write it down as a fic in second person so that you can enjoy it too!💜

Warning! Smut under cut!

cw: scara x f!reader smut, stepcest, Yae is your mom and is married to Ei, you all live in the same house in a cyberpunk city called Neo TokyoYork 3, sorry but I swear I even remember the name and yes it was this cringy ,you both are 18 and in the last year of hs, not proof read, first drabble, not much sense of plot bc it was a dream, sex on desk, sex in shower, unprotected sex, risk of pregnancy, breeding kink, Scara is referred as Kunikuzushi, Kuni is a turbo virgin discord mod not even his mom loves and has been horny for his stepsister since the beginning and just wants to fuck her already so he takes the first chance he has.

He was tired.

It was another gloomy afternoon in the busy Neo TokyoYork 3, the sky so polluted that the sun couldn't illuminate enough, so the streetlights were already on. Houses were rare in this huge metropoli filled with ridiculously tall buildings, but his mother was one of the richest bussinesswomen in the country, so they could afford the enormous mansion in which they lived.

He used to have a peaceful existence, until his mother decided to marry yours. Since you and her came to live in his house, his patience was starting to wear down. He was a nitpick and a misanthrope, but he didn't really have anything in particular against your mom. The problem, were you.

You were fucking unstandable. A little ray of sunshine, totally opposite from him. And so fucking compliant, always doing chores no one ever asked you for, making dinner and cleaning the whole house up and down. Fluttering all around the house with your fucking short-ass skirts, as if trying to provoke him. Yeah he was convinced you were fucking trying to tease him. To see how much more he could stand.

He was already going crazy. He found you hot since his mom introduced you to him. Now, having you living in his house, sleeping every night in a short and thinn nighdress just a thin wall away from him was driving him insane. He was breathing steam. He wanted to fuck your brains out.

And today you simply went too far.

Sweeping the floor of the livingroom while he was watching tv in the sofa was one thing. Clearing the table while he was finishing eating, leaning with your boobs near his face was another. He could even stand you crossing the corridor from the bathroom to your room with jusr a thin towel wrapped around your dripping body, coincidentally in the exact same moment he was getting out of his room.

But taking the chance of both your mothers being out to invade his room with the excuse of helping him cleaning it was crossing the fucking line. This was his territory. His virgin ratcave. Not even his fearsome mother could force him to clean his disaster. It was his to reign upon!

But here you were. You had pushed your way through his door despite all of his complaints and whines against it. Now you were inside with your annoying shining smile, feigning innocence as always, picking up clothes from the floor because it was so full of them you couldn't even sweep it.

You were touching all over his stuff, moving his precious things out of their places, dusting the shelves while your mini skirt swayed at the rythm of your arm.

"Y/N get the fuck out" he said with a rather calm voice, contrasting with his bitchy screams from earlier. He was breathing steam at this point, his full body sweating not only from the anger but also from the months worth of repressed lust he was holding back.

"Oh, come on Kuni, don't get mad, I'm just giving you a little hand. I'm just tidying up a bit" you chimed in a high pitched voice "You'll see that with a little bit of effort we can make this place look much better!"

Now you were messing with his desk. You pushed the screen and keyboard of his pc to the side, making his blood boil.

"Y/N I'm warning you" he panted, a big frown on his face, his eyes glued to your butt which was swinging in front of his face as you cleaned the desk, barely covered by your short skirt, hypnotizing him.

"Don't be a meanie" you said "You are always locked in this gloomy hole of yours. You don't even open the window!" You added, grabbing the curtain that was behind the desk.

"There's no point in opening the fucking window" he grunted between gritted teeth, getting angrier by the second "The sun is down already. And you can't even see it in this fucking disgusting city!"

"Poor Kuni, always pent up in this dark place, alone. Don't you get lonely in here, Kuni?" You asked him, still pawing over his belongings. You wished his answer was a yes. You wished that he asked you to stay there to keep him company.

"Y/N get out of my room" but that was his somber answer. He reached the door with his hand. But instead of opening it to push you back out through it, he closed it behind the two of you.

"You're so anti-social, Kuni..." you kept nagging him, still giving him your back, dusting his piles of videogame boxes, pretty aware of the sound of the door signaling that you were alone in that room. In the entire house.

"Y/N this is your last chance, get the fuck out" he sentenced. A naughty smile formed on your lips.

You knocked a metal pencil holder with your duster. It fell to the floor to the other side of the table, making a strident noise that made him rug his noise and a mess of school supplies all over the floor.

"Oops!" You said, leaving the duster aside "I'm sorry, I'll pick everything up" you giggled, and procceeded to bend over the desk, rising your butt high in front of him, to reach for the things that were on the ground.

Kuni's eye twitched. That was his last drop of patience. There was simply no way you weren't provoking him. You were simply begging for it.

So you were getting it.

But you didn't expect his virgin ass to be as straightforward as he was. He was always repressing it, but now he exploded and was willing to let everything out. You deserved it.

He strided with heavy feet in your direction and towered over you, who were resting with your stomach on the desk. Then, without any more warnings–he considered he had given you enough already–he simply lifted up your skirt with one merciless hand and yanked your pretty white panties down with the other.

"Kuni!" You exclaimed when you felt the cold air on your folds, completely surprised by such a display of boldness. You clearly had underestimated him.

A wide smile crept to his lips upon seeing your bare butt served to him like that. It was even prettier than he had imagined. He panted in anticipation and without wasting another second he pulled his pants down just enough to let his cock spring free. It was hard as a rock and throbbing in desperation. He had been waiting for this moment for months and he wasn't waiting another second more, so he placed a hand on each of your buttcheeks and let out a chuckle. The desk had the perfect height.

Without a second thought, he spanked his dick all over your ass.

"Y/N stop acting this slutty already" he scolded, finally pushing inside of you with all the strength his thirsty body had "You already made me angry"

You gripped the other edge of the desk with both hands to be able to resist his thrusts without falling. Damn! You were expecting a reaction but definitely not this! You thought you had him in the palm of your hand and he took you completely by surprise! Maybe you had teased him too much? You never thought he could be this bold! It was better than expected, he made you so, so wet...

"Ah...!" A needy moan escaped your lips, and he chuckled again.

"Knew you were waiting for it" he said upon feeling how ready and dripping you were.

"You're so daring Kunii!" You even had the nerve of scolding him, while pushing yourself against his hips to be as stuck to him as possible, as if having him plunging through your guts wasn't enough proximity for you.

"You really have no shame, Y/N" he said, his hands kneading all over your butt, feasting on your beautiful body that he had been fantasizing with since the day he met you "I'm gonna fuck you until this disrespectful tendencies of yours get fixed"

The sound that emerged from your throat was more similar to a purr than to a moan, a high trill of bliss that meant that you were willing to do anything for him as long as he kept fucking you.

You didn't know if he was able to understand such an animal display. You only knew that he was finally fucking you after you had waited for what felt like an eternity for you, and you were savouring and enjoying every second of it. Every push, every thrust, every centimeter in and out.

The sound of skin slapping skin flooded the room, he was rutting inside of you with such passion that the desk was being shaken back and forth. It was like a dream come true. For the two of you.

You were moaning like a hentai protagonist just to show him just how happy you were of having him inside of you. To stimulate him even further. To let him know that you wanted more and more.

He had his bangs stuck to his face due to the sweat that was dripping down his forehead as he kept slamming inside of you.

It was even better than he expected. Than he dreamed you to be. Than he imagined while fucking his fist, locked up inside his lonely, gloomy room that you had lit with your lewd presence.

Having touched up all over your ass already, he started moving his hands up your body. Willing to give him anything he wanted, you quickly threw you shirt over your head so that he could explore every inch of your body he desired.

His hands traveled from your waist up to your back until cupping your breasts. Of course his virgin ass was unable to unclasp your bra. You panted. Yeah, that was the pathetic Kuni you were crazy for! You wanted more of him, so you lifted the bra over your head too, giving him free way to grope your boobs as much as he wanted.

He too started to pant over your back, your willingness making him crazy. He knew you were teasing him, but he never expected you to be as desperate for him as he was for you. He wasn't gonna waste a second of it.

"You were always provoking me from the beginning, weren't you?" He smiled, pawing your boobs with both hands, exploring them, getting to know them, completely sure that this was the beginning of a long relationship with them, discovering the nipples with the pads of his fingers. You moaned in response, eliciting another chuckle from his throat "You damn naughty girl...Gonna give you a first time you can't forget!" He groaned, already hanging from the edge.

"F-first time?" You asked in between thrusts, this time your innocence being real. Then you covered your mouth with your hand, realizing what he had thought. Yoy wished you didn't say anything, you had ruined his dream. You felt bad.

He grunted again.

"Should have known it wasn't your first time" he said with a forced smile.

"Kuni! I'm 18!" You protested.

"Who knows how many dozens of idiots you have seduced with these dirty tricks of yours already!" He said, thrusting even harder "You need someone to put you in place!"

"Kuni!!" You chanted the pet name he had forbid you to call him and now he loved to hear from your lips like a mantra "You are so dramatic! I've only been with two people before you!"

"I don't remember asking...you" he said with difficulty. You felt his breath hitch and his dick pulsate a few times inside of you. Then a wave of warm liquid and the length turning soft, dissapearing along with the blissful sensation.

You heard the lewd sound he made when pulling out from your pussy, which was now a mess of slick and cum, and then the one of the waistband of his pants when he put his cock back in.

"Kuni..." you let out a whine. You felt his hot seed drip down your thighs, which you pressed together, desperate for friction.

I mean, you were happy of having his cum in and over you, but it hadn't been enough. You wanted more.

A few moments of deafening silence passed, they were unbearable for you. So you decided to turn in his direction to look at him.

"Kuni! Was this your first time??" You asked, your heart beating hard, feeling tight in your chest.

He snorted a loud laugh.

"Of course not!" He exclaimed, putting his hands on his hips, feeling insulted.

Of course it was! It was written all over his face. You smiled from ear to ear, filled with happiness. You had been his first time! You wanted to squeal. But you didn't want him to get defensive and make a scene, you wanted to fuck him again, so you pretended to believe him.

It had been really short, honestly. He didn't last much. But it was his first time and he had been horny and pent up for months, so you thought it was normal. And you had enjoyed every second of it like pure gold. It made your whole body burn and your heart was set on fire. You had always been horny for him but now you were at a whole nother level. You were crazy for him and willing to do anything to get him.

"Did you like it?" You said, giving him the puppy eyes.

He exhaled another laugh, looking at you with squinted eyes.

"You really are out of control..." he murmured, tracing a finger all over your butt, making you desire him even more.

You shook your ass from one side to another, hoping to tempt him.

"Again? Please? Again?" You begged, rising your butt high.

He took a good look at your pussy to save it in his long term memory. He never thought he would he able to see it, much less having turned it into such a masterpiece. Your inner lips were reddened by so much blood being cencentrated there due to your arousal. Same with your clit. And it was dripping with his thick, white cum.

"Again? Already?" He tried to make fun of you, hiding the fact that he was terrorised of not being able to get hard again "Look at you, now you are making a bigger mess of my room" he said, pointing down at how your leaking pussy was dripping drops of cum, dirtying the floor. Your panties, hanging fron your ankles, were a drenched mess too.

"You need someone to correct you" he laughed

At first you were sad and alarmed because you thought he was going to abandoned you, but your worried were quickly dispersed when he put his hands under your stomach to pick you up and lift you in the air.

"Where are we going?" You asked, filled with excitement as he carried you towards the door.

"To get you clean" he said, heading to the bathroom "You are a disgusting mess" he added. The truth was that he loved to see you like that, but he wanted no mess to hide for when your mothers got back home.

You let out cute whines as he carried you inside the bathroom and closed the door behind you. You felt cold when his arms abandoned you to go and open the water tap of the shower.

"Kuni!" You squeaked, extending your hands towards him. You wanted nothing but to be sticked to him.

"Stop whining" he smirked in your direction, undressing in front of you. You observed him, amazed by the look in front of your eyes. Finally! Naked Kuni all yours yo devour! "Get in already" he ordered.

You nodded and procceded to toss the few pieces of clothing you still had on before jumping into the shower with him.

"Ahh" you sighed in pleasure. The water was just warm enough, and being by his side made your heart shake with happiness.

"If wonder if there's a way to get such a dirty girl clean" he made fun of you while hugging you from behind. His hands quickly ran down your body, helping you clean your pussy.

"You are a meanie" you huffed while resting your back on his stomach "I already told you I've only been with two guys and..."

"Yeah, yeah, it's impossible to forget such idiots" he hissed, now moving up to play with your boobs, pretending to wash them.

He hated your ex boyfriends with his guts. Honestly he hadn't met Guy, the first one, because you had broken up with him upon transferring to his school, but he hated him nonetheless.

The other one was Huffman, the shredded, idiotic quarterback of the football team all the girls were crazy about. He hated him blind. He had hated him for being popular since middle school, but he started truly despising him when he started going out with you. His step sister. The girl he was most deperate to bang and the one who was strictly forbidden.

He had to bite his tongue off and refrain himself fron jumping down at his throat everytime he came home to pick you up. He only wanted to snitch you from his arms and fuck you in front of him and have you all for himself. But he only could lock himself up in his room and discharge his rage on poor radoms in online games, desperarely trying to forget about you, avoiding the thoughts of Huffman kissing you and touching you on your date that were torturing him. He never had thought for a single second that all those months you were wishing he did it. That you would have preferred to have him asking you to keep him company in his gloomy room, to sit on his lap while he was playing videogames than to go out with Huffman to boring games and parties.

Those had been difficult months for the two of you. You had been unable to forget about him with Huffman. Your teasings to Kuni had been scaling, getting more and more desperate until exploding like this. Finally, you had him. Kuni had no idea why you would change the celebrity, ripped quarterback for a cave rat like him, but you had yanked the tag of incel from his forehead along with his virginity from his dick and that had boosted his ego over cloud nine.

He was confident now. Maybe he hadn't been your first time, but he was determined to make you all his. He was kind of dumb and still didn't quite grasp just how crazy for him you were.

You turned around in his arms and hugged him, taking him by surprise.

"Kuni..." you moaned his name, making his heart jump. Your lips landed on the crook of his neck. He clumsily put his hands around your waist, pretending to be calm and in control.

You kept hugging him and kissing him, making him pant.

"What's up with you, Y/N?" He said with a half smirk "You want me to go easy on you?"

"I want you" you sighed, lifting your hand to caress the back of his head. A loving smile formed on your lips upon lookinh at him in the eyes while running your fingers through his silky black hair.

His lips trembled. Damn you made it so hard for him to be calm and in control. You made his heart throb way too hard. No one had ever wanted him before. And now having the person he most wanted wanting him too was so much to handle. He was right, you were completely out of control. You drove him crazy and made him do wild things just like the one he did in his room, lifting your skirt and fucking you raw like that. He had never been that courageous. It was you who drove him insane.

"You're so damn..." you didn't let him finish. You realized he was finally hard again and you were determined to show him your devotion towards him.

You directed him a loving gaze again and knelt down in front of him in the empty bathtub, clinging from his legs.

A low gasp escaped Kuni's lips when he felt you had put his dick inside your mouth, all wet and warm to comfort him.

"Oh my..." he sighed, trying to pull himself together. He wanted to act all hard and you were giving your best to melt him all the way to his heart.

You gently caressed his thighs as you kissed and licked his dick like you were starving for it. He felt every kiss to his tip like a scratch on heaven's door. One of his hands grabbed the water tap for support while the other one traveled trembly to your head. He caressed it clumsily and grabbed your hair, making a big effort not to moan like a cat in heat.

You hummed happily in response, ready to give him your all. You were always polar opposites. You weren't afraid of showing him your feelings. All you wanted was to see him happy. To show him that you would do everything for him. To demonstrate him that he didn't need to keep his walls up in front of you, that you loved even the most weak and disgusting parts of him and that he didn't need to hide anything from you.

You opened your mouth wide and laid your tongue flat under his shaft, bobbing your head to engulf it completely.

Kuni let a moan escape his lips making you happy when he felt his dick touch your throat.

He gritted his teeth. He wanted to make you his, not the other way around! His walls were definetely hard to bring down.

"Damn..." he grunted "You are so good at this...is there anything you haven't done yet??" He asked, frowning down at you.

You gave his cock a deep suck while pulling back to leave it with a lewd pop sound.

"Cut it out with that already" you whined, looking up at him with puppy eyes "I don't care what I've done with others before, I just care about doing things with you now!" You exclaimed.

Well that seemed to start convincing him.

"With me?" He said with squinted eyes, a half smirk appearing on his face.

"Only with you, Kuni..." you nodded, your hand reaching for his hand that was on your hair. The both met on your cheek.

"So from now on you will do everything only with me?" He teased you.

"Only with you, Kuni!" You exclaimed with shiny eyes, swaying your butt in excitement "You'll be my last and only, I swear!" You declared the content of your heart.

Well that was more than he ever expected.

"Goddamn..." he panted. You were trying to suck his dick again but he forced you to stand up "Come here, you've earned it, come do it again"

"Yay!" You couldn't avoid celebrating it out loud, grabbing the taps of the running water and positioning giving him your back, arching it to give him a good look of your ass.

He wrapped his arms around you, one of his hands on your belly and the other one on your breast. He reached your neck with his mouth when he pushed inside of you again.

Again, it was pure bliss. Paradise. This was all he had ever wanted. But it was better than he had dreamed. He wasn't precisely big and he was aware of it, so he never thought you would be so impossibly tight around him, squeezing him as if trying to milk him dry.

And you kept arching your back, smashing your butt against his hips, making the clapping sound louder and louder.

You were driving him crazy.

His online friend Childe had told him several times to stop reading so much hentai because it would fry his brain and make him expect unrealistic things and that he would get dissapointed when finally getting laid. He had told him that in the real world, women didn't get that wet. Well this was the first time he had seen a real pussy and he was fucking amazed at how dripping you were.

And it was that you were horny as fuck. You had been wanting this since you had moved in with him. You had been teasing him, trying to get his attention for such a long time. You had desired him so much, masturbating alone in your bed while wishing with all your heart that he crossed the fucking wall to your room to fuck you blind.

It didn't matter that Huffman lasted longer or that his dick was way bigger. You had enjoyed the two minutes Kuni had fucked you more than your entire relationship with him. That was the only dick you wanted, the one of your pathetic, anti social, universally hated and crabby, bratty step brother next door. He was the one you were head over heels for since the beginning. You had nade a big effort to resist your urge for him when your mother had introduced you to him. But upon moving all together it got impossible. It was set in stone. You were in love.

"I-love-you-Ku-ni!" You exclaimed, a syllable in between each of his delicious trusts.

Damn you went too far.

"What the fuck did you just say??" He demanded, his dick impossibly hard inside your warm and loving walls. He nibbled on your neck, pulling moans out of your lips.

"I love youuu~" you cried from pleasure, one of your hands letting go of the tab to reach down for your desperate clit. You were finally getting close to the edge.

"Who do you love??" He insisted, rutting inside of you passionately.

"You Kuni, I love you!" You moaned only for him to hear.

"Only me?"

"Only you!" You chanted.

"Forever??"

"Forever!!" You yelled, circling a finger over your clit at the rythm of his thrusts.

"You'll di anything for me??" He asked.

"Anything!" You exclaimed "Please, Kuni, please love me too..." you whined, a centimeter from the edge as two big tears rolled down from your cheeks becuase of the physical and emotional effort.

"Fine" he said, smirking against your neck "I'll love you too" he whispered in your ear "I'm gonna love you and fuck you until the only thing you can say is my name" he laughed.

And you finally reached it. That knot that had been building inside of you such a long time ago finally realeased, exploding in the first real orgasm you could really call like that in your life.

Finally. Finally you had your beloved Kuni inside of you. All over you. All for yourself.

You came and he realized because of the spasms of your walls around him. He did his best to keep the rythm and not cum to let you ride and enjoy your orgasm to the fullest. And miraculously, he succeded.

He felt your body lose strength and falling limp. He catched you, supporting all your weight in his arms.

He never felt more proud and happy.

"Are you satisfied now?" He whispered in your ear, tickling your now oversensitive body. You weakly nodded, lifting the hand that was on your clit to cling from his neck.

"I love you" you said, presenting your bare heart to him, raising your head to ask him for a kiss. Your first kiss.

That sight yanked a smile of pure happiness out of him, and he caressed your lips with his thumb before leaning down to concede it.

Finally. You were finally kissing. It was unveliebable. For the two of you.

It made you so euphoric it gave you enough strength to lift your arms and wrap them around his neck.

It was a hungry, deperate kiss that turned into a full make out session, hands caressing all over each other's bodies.

"I can't no more, Kuni..." you whined, pointing down at his dick that was still inside your tired pussy. It was overstimulated and his thrusts now felt like burning your skin.

"How come?" He said, biting your ear "You can't? For me?"

"It hurts" you squeaked,, squishing his face between your neck and your shoulder due to the pleasure of his bites.

"Hmmm" he pretended to scold you while pulling out.

He continued to kiss your neck, dilighting you. Then he slowly started to lower doen, guiding your body, until kneeling on the empty bathtub.

He set you on all fours in front of him, under the warm water. He took a moment to admire just how beautiful you looked. He started caressing your butt again.

His dick throbbed upon touching it. Then a marvelous idea crossed his mind.

"Eek!" You yelped when his pre-cum leaking tip bumped against your butt's entrance "Kuni what are you doing??" You protested, looking back at him.

"Just getting in through the back door" he let out a little chuckle.

"What?? Are you crazy?" You questioned a little alarmed.

"Why?" He smirked.

"I..." you stammered "I don't know how it feels..." you said, flushing.

Hus eyes shone brightly.

"Oh so there is something you have never done yet!" He exclaimed triumphantly. Now he definetely wanted to do it. To be the first person with whom you do something finally.

"Well, yeah..." you murmured.

He naughtily bit your ass.

"Didn't you say you would do anything with me?" He teased.

"Kuni!" You whined "You're a meanie!" You scolded.

He laughed, the sound sending pleasurable shivers up your spine.

"Come on, wouldn't you like to have your beloved Kuni inside of you like that?" He provoked you, hovering over you, the sound of his voice deepening making you desire him more and more. The truth was that yeah, in fact , you wanted to entirely absorb him.

"But I'm scared" you said.

He stood in his knees, caressing your butt, positioning himself behind you.

"Let's give it a little try. I promise that if it hurts I'll pull out"

"Right away?" You asked.

"Right away" he guaranteed, kissing your upper back, your legs instinctively opening under him.

"Okay...I'm trusting you..." you squeaked, rising your butt higher for him. He licked his lips, delighted at the sight in front of him.

"Here we go" he whispered, pushing in, wrapping your entire body.

You let out a sound in between a moan and a whine, trying ti adjust at the new sensation.

"Hurts?" He asked, pushin in ever so slowly.

You didnt quite know, it was strange and new.

"Wait" you said when you felt he was pulling back "Don't get it out yet!" You exclaimed.

He chuckled and you huffed at him.

"Just keep doing it!" You ordered. He was such a meanie!

He smirked and started moving back and forth, much more delicately in comparisson to when he fucked your pussy.

"Ah.." he exhaled, his high approaching rapidly. If your pussy was tight, this was a whole nother level.

You kinda liked it. It felt like he was scratching the crumbs of your horny itches away. And he was so subtle and slow it felt like he was cradling you. Now that the horny beast you had became was appeased, you were starting to feel more sleepily lovey dovey.

"Oh..." just when you thought you were dozing off, he gently pulled out to cum all over your lower back. You liked it. His semen was warm as the water of the shower, that slowly started to wash it all away.

Kuni heavily exhaled, resting his forehead in your back. When you turned your back to look at him, he made a big effort and leaned back to seat. He pulled from your hand so you got up and sat on his lap. You cuddled on his chest, under his chin, almost purring.

He patred your head lovingly, still unable to believe that all this was finally real and not another wet dream. He held you in his arms tightly, still a bit afraid of it really being a dream.

It didn't matter. If it resulted to be a dream, he was determined to go and make it reality again.

Fortunately for the both of you, it was real and you enjoyed his cuddling thoroughly.

"Do you love me Kuni?" You asked looking up at him with puppy eyes again.

He sighed and looked down at you. Yeah you were out of control. And he loved it.

He didn't answer with words but with a passionate kiss.

After a magical make out session, he stood up and when his blood pressure adjusted he gave you his hand to pull you up too.

"Let's get cleaned before our mothers get back and see the mess we made out of our lives" he said with a little smirk on his face.

You exchanged looks complicitly. The only obstacle for your relationship now was the one between your mothers. If they hadn't married, what you just did wouldn't have been forbidden. But neither you would have had the chance of all of this happened under the same roof.

You got out the shower, cleaned the bathroom and the stain of cum on Kuni's room's floor. Washed all the dirty clothes, put some clean ones on and dried you hairs so that they wouldn't suspect you had bathed together.

Fortunately, you had enough time.

By the time your mothers were back, you were drinking tea at the kitchen table and Kuni was watching tv on the couch like nothing had ever happened. Like he still hated you.

You greeted the both of them like normal.

You agreed to keep your kisses and hookups a secret from the world. You tried to appear distant as you always were but you couldn't help but to want to baby him 24/7.

One afternoon you mom catched you with a bag fool of sweets you had never eaten before and a slushy of Kuni's favorite flavor. You knew he had a sweet tooth and wanted nothing but to feed him.

You gave Yae a lame excuse. She found it strange. She realized your relationship had changed. You were afraid that the fact that you were fucking like animals every day was written all over your face. Fortunately that wasn't the thought that crossed her mind. She simply thought you were already getting along.

You waited until she went upstairs to sneak into Kuni's room, where he finally made your dream come true.

You sat on his lap, feeding him sweets while he played videogames on his pc, his hands caressing and groping you every time he could get them off from the mouse and keyboard.

You were the most happy you had been in your entire life, and there wasn't a care in the world.

Until he got tired of playing videogames and turned his pc off to play with your boobs.

You had come to learn he was a real fan of them. And you were delighted to having clinging from your breasts, kneading them and nursing from them for hours. You loved it, it felt amazing and it made your pussy ridiculously wet. It made it ready to get banged. But it also make your heart flutter with a sweet and caring love for him.

When he opened his eyes to look up at you, you caressed his head and smiled at him lovingly.

"I love you with all my soul, Kuni" you mused, headpatting him and pushin his fsce deeper into your boobs.

"I love you too" he said, lost in love, with a nipple muffling his mouth.

"You're my sweet little baby" you murmured.

That made his two brain cells make synapsis finally.

"Hey Y/N, talking about babies..." he started "At what hour do you take your pills every day? I've never seen you taking them" he said pensively. You had been spending a lot of time together that week, and as he said, he had never seen you taking them.

"Pills? What pills?" You said, tilting your head in his direction.

He felt like a lightning had striked him and got up, starting ti get nervous.

"You know, birth control pills" he said, sitting straight to look at you in the eye.

Your eyes widened as big as his, a trembling smile appearing on your face.

"Birth control pills?" You repeated, feeling a bit uncomfortsble.

He got impatient.

"Come on Y/N, don't joke around with this" he almost begged.

You gulped.

"I'm not on birth control" you admitted, shrugging nervously.

"And you tell me this NOW??" He exclaimed, terrified.

"What made you think I was on birth control??" You replayed, getting nervous too.

"I don't know, maybe the fact that you let me fuck you raw and cum inside of you this entire time?!" He almost yelled, containing himself to not be heard outside the room.

"I've always used condoms!" You defended yourself "It's not my fault you didn't have any!"

He stood up, sitting you on the gaming chair to start walkin from one corner of the room to another. He had to bit his tongue not to yell you. The truth was that the time he lifted your skirt, pulled your panties down and fucked you bent over his desk he didn't think about anything. But since you didn't complain or show any worry, all the following times he fucked you during the week he assumed you were on birth control. How come you were so calm if not??

"Why didn't you tell me??" He complained, exasperated.

You flushed, embareassed, and looked down at your feet.

"I didn't even think about it" you admitted.

He huffed heavily, unable to believe such a surreal situation.

"You make my reasoning go numb!" You whined, tears prickling the corners of your eyes "I'm lost in love with you! That was all I thought this week!"

He hurried towards you, extending his hands into the air, not knowing what to do to solve the situation and prevent you from crying. He was desperate.

"Don't worry, don't worry, we'll get out of this" he said, trying to convince the both of you, completely scared.

"You mean you don't want it??" You asked, the tears threstening to spill down your cheeks.

"Y/N for Archons sake, remembet why we were hiding?? Our moms are married. We are fucking step-siblings! And on top of that, we haven't even finished highschool, what the fuck would we do with a baby?! My mother will kick us out of the house!" He exclaimed exasperated. He only realized he had said it out loud when he saw you sobbing.

"Sorry, I'm sorry, calm down. Don't cry" he said, easing off his tone and wiping away your tears "We'll solve this, don't worry" he assured you, patting your back.

You hiccuped, making a huge effort to stop you cries.

"I'm sorry" you said, wiping your eyes with your sleeves.

"I'm sorry, I should have asked that question earlier" he sighed, caressing your hair "Don't worry, it's only been a couple of days, maybe we still have hope" he already had a plan "Ima disguise myself and head to a pharmacy at the other side of the city where no one could recognize me and buy the morning after pill, yeah, thsts exactly what I'm gonna do" he said, aiming to go for his coat.

You pulled from his arm to prevent him from getting away.

"But it's the morning after pill, not the week after pill!" You sobbed.

You destroyed his little hopes.

"Well it's worth the try. Let's have hope. And come on, when couples try to do it on purpose it takes them months and months! We can't be as unlucky as to..." you crying again interrupted his desperate blabnering.

"So you don't want it!" You sobbed.

He looked at you skeptically.

"What do you mean, Y/N? You want it? Is that why you didn't say anything?" He asked, his brows raised in disbelief.

You looked at your feet, ashamed.

"I didn't even think about telling you because the idea of getting pregnant by you made me horny as hell" you admitted, hiding your face in your hands "This week has been such a dream come true I didn't even think about the consecuences! I didn't even took into consideration if you wanted it or not! I'm sorry, I've been an idiot" you sobbed.

Kuni sighed. Even in this situation, your words made his dick build a tent in his pants.

He kept caressing your hair.

"Are you telling me the truth?" He said with a stern tone.

"What do you mean?" You asked, looking up at him. You saw lust in his eyes instead of anger.

He cupped your chin with his hand, locking eyes with you.

"Does it make you wet? The idea of me getting you pregnant?"

You nodded.

"It makes me horny as fuck" you admitted, pressing you thighs together.

He kissed you roughly.

"You are completely out of control" he repeated for the nth time, and just now you realized how right he was "I'm gonna fuck you into your senses. But after I get back. Now I'm going to get that fucking pill and a decade worth of comdons" he said, putting on a coat, a hat, some glasses and a facemask. Fortunately, it was normal in that unhealthy city for citizens to protect their respiratory sytems like that.

"And don't cry!" He said before opening the door and ascertain that the ground floor was clear of mothers. Then he whispered "sit and reflect upon this. If you end up getting pregnant , which I beg the Arcons doesn't happen now and I know you would fucking love, I swear you will be the one working to support the family, because my mother would kick us both out!"

You shot a hypnotized look at him and he knew he was unsane at that moment but he could swear your pupils were heart shaped.

"We'd be a family??" You questioned, almost drooling.

"Y/N!!!" He scolded "You're hopeless! You're really getting it when I come back!" He screamed in a whisper, closing the door behind him to leave the house.

You still felt a bit guilty, but you giggled upom seeing him like that. You tried to relax on the chair, waiting patienly for him to come back from the pharmacy.

You rubbed your belly with one hand.

Whether you got pregnant and had to work to support a family with Kuni or not and you got to continue you everyday life until you finished highschool, keeping your relationship a secret, you were happy as long as you were by his side.

You still didn't know Ei very well, and you knew she wasn't very fond of his son. But you and your mother Yae had a good relationship and you knew she always rooted for true love. You were sure that if she knew how much you loved Kuni she would understand. That she would forgive the fact that you banged the only one boy that was forbidden. Because it wasn't to ruin her new marriage. It was because he was the only one who made you feel like that. You were head over heels for him.

Honestly the best outcome would be that you didn't get pregnant.

But still, the idea of being pregnant with his baby got you insanely horny, so you decided that while you waited for Kuni's return, you would play with yourself fantasizing about it...

Woosh! That was really long! I actuslly can't believe I was able to actually complete a work, and in a single day! I'm exhausted and I'm going to sleep already, hoping to rest and see Scara again. This was rushed and based on a dream that really didn't make much sense and I had to invent an ending bc it really didn't hsve one and honestly I dont't know if I'm cintent with the ending🤔 Again this was not proofread so I'm going to sleep and probably after I'm rested I'll check it and see if I fix it 😅 I hope there are more Genshin smut dreams in the future!

Ps: I got obsessed with step brother Scara after reading xianoii's Rocket and have been thinking about this scenario every night before going to sleep for months now, a dream like this was bound to happen, step brother Scara literslly can't leave my mind! Or should I say...Kuni?? Damn I'm head over heels for this lovely cave rat! 💜

#Magical dreams #fanfic #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin smut #scaramouche smut #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #genshin x you #smut #kunikuzushi

[sleepyhead-poll]

WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT

Thank you for everybody for participating in the Sleepyhead Tournament! It's been a lot of fun, we had a lot of interesting matches and propaganda throughout it all! Now that it's finally concluded (+ a few extra days for good measure) it's time to announce the winners!

First, I want to give a shout out to the Mod's Choice winner, Garfield! The Mod's Choice was a single poll, compilations of my favorite characters submitted for the tournament! It isn't the most definitive of tournaments, but it's enough to give a sleepy, lasagna-loving orange kitty an honorary bronze medal! It was a little disappointing to see him lose in Round 1, so I was definitely glad to see him get this at least! Meme and cultural icon himself, you go Garfield!

Next I want to highlight the two Bronze medalists! These are the two that got to a Semi-Finals, before losing. It definitely wasn't an easy fight to get this far. Though they were not able to get into the finals, we can give that silly dog and pink squish ball a round of applause! Their sleepyheadness cannot be understated! Snoopy is a Tumblr icon and everybody loves Kirby, so is it any surprise they got this far! :)

Now, we congratulate the runner-up of the tournament, the Silver medalist, Portgas D. Ace! This was definitely a surprise, as although One Piece is very popular, he was only submitted a few times AND won against Roronoa Zoro, another One Piece character who was the MOST submitted character. I'm not a One Piece person, but have to hand it to the guy! Good job!

NOW IS FOR THE WINNER! THE GUARDIAN OF LOVE AND JUSTICE HERSELF, SAILOR MOON! USAGI TSUKINO! Usagi was my original profile picture for this blog and I recently reread all the manga, so I was definitely very happy to see that she won this tournament! CONGRATULATIONS USAGI, WE LOVE YOU!!! May your next Sailor Moon power up let you take the best nap in the world...

BUT WAIT! THERE IS ONE MORE WINNER TO CONGRATULATE!

We ran a Loser's Bracket as well, the winner of which was Snorlax! A great choice, as Snorlax has always been one of my favorite Pokemon and had a lot of excitement going into the tournament! Not only that, but when this Loser's Bracket winner went against the main tournament winner, Snorlax won!!! One could make the case that THEY were the real winner, even if they lost in the main tournament. Congratulations Snorlax, here is your gold medal :D

Once again, thank you everyone for making this tournament so fun! Love you all <3

#garfield #snoopy #kirby #usagi tsukino #snorlax #sleepyhead winners #sleepyhead poll #long post #poll bracket #poll tournament #polls #character polls

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: *on the computer* This is so fucked up, hm. Hidan: What is? Deidara: Look! *points at the screen* There's a whole fuckin' week dedicated to you and Kakuzu, hm! Why isn't there a week for people who celebrate me and Sasori?! Hidan: There is, dumbass. Actually depending on who the mod is, there's probably a LOT of different weeks for you and puppet-dick. Deidara: Really? Well I guess that's cool, then, hm. Hidan: Yeah but the artwork for YOUR week isn't as good as me and the old bastard's. Deidara: Oh yeah?! Well -- Hidan: But then again, I guess I can't talk shit because you STILL got me beat, with the Uchiha. Deidara: With ... with the what now? Hidan: *takes the mouse and brings up another page* See? Lotta people think you and red-eyes go together. They call it "ItaDei". Deidara: ITAdei?? As in, Itachi goes first?? No fucking way, hm! If we were together I'D be first! There's no way I'd bottom for that weaselly fuck! I -- *Itachi comes into room* Itachi: Oi, I'm trying to take a nap, you're being too noisy. *flashes his Sharingan* I don't have to have a talk with you about being quieter, do I? Deidara: N-no, hm. Sorry. We'll be quiet. Itachi: Good boy. *leaves* Hidan, to Deidara: You were saying -- ? Deidara: *runs out of room crying* *Kakuzu walks in* Kakuzu: Are you in here tormenting Deidara again? Hidan: Yep. Kakuzu: And you made him cry? Hidan: Yep. Kakuzu: *kisses Hidan's neck* Well done, brat.

#kakuhida #kakuhidaweek #kakuhidaweek2023 #don't torture yourself that's my job #meta #sasodei #itadei #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #deidara

[atn-antronach]

Gotta love how the Legacy Of The Dragonborn mod for Skyrim has a segment that's just straight up horror. Like it's cute to channel your inner dragon and collect a dragon hoard and put it in a museum that two steps shy of a self insert fanfic. But all of a sudden the game will have a priest show up and go "Museum's haunted." So you go inside where all the furniture is arranged is spoopy ways, and the mannequins are moving about partying. The priest then thinks now's a great time to take a nap in the haunted museum (I'm not kidding). Then you wake up in a hellscape with fire and blood and jumpscares. It's interesting that modding allows people to do that sort of thing, where the mod is truly whatever the modders are feeling like at the moment, but Sudden Horror Game Syndrome is not something that's fun to deal with. It's almost like Sonic.exe with how it's inconspicuous up until it goes full horror.

I guess it's nice that there's a console command to skip the quest, but it's a little weird since it does flesh out some of the background of the museum itself, and I got the warm and fuzzies afterwards, but not again.

#the elder scrolls #skyrim #legacy of the dragonborn #plus there's steps in the quest to hunt for pages that might clip through the floor #and a timegate too cause those are always good

[lastarvek]

not sure who needs this, but here is a list i've made of all the "realistic" serana replacers, bc i know the "doe-eyed 16 yr old" look that most replacer mods have gets old real fast (and creepy, given her backstory)

replacer for serana by @yennethan : i love this one and i'm going to use it for my next playthrough. gives her more of a 'wise older sister' vibe, as opposed to a 'young vampy bimbo'.

anima nera by serkethetyt : this one has a creepier vibe than all the other serana replacers i've seen. if you like your vampires to be more on the horrific and visceral side, then look no further.

npc overhaul - serana (high poly) by ihuntalone : this mod manages to strike a nice balance, keeping her facial proportions realistic while still making her look delicate and elegant

eeekie's serana by eeekie : one thing i love about eeekie's mods (besides the stunning realism) is that the characters always look like grown adults. if you want a more mature and seasoned look for your serana, this is the one.

seranade by annaccident : i only found this mod while making this post and ?? why is this one so underrated lol, she is gorgeous. i like her tired eyes, because wouldn't you also be exhausted after taking nirn's longest nap? the hairs are also mashups, making them quite unique and giving her the signature braids she sports.

dashing dawnguard followers by tragedian : one of my all-time faves ! this one (and all of tragedians mods) puts a refreshing spin on vanilla style, staying true to the game's original vibe but making serana a lot more aesthetically pleasing in the process. (note that this mod is not standalone and will replace other dawnguard npcs)

definite serana smp hair by mharlek1 : another mod that stays pretty true to vanilla style, with the added bonus of smp hair ! (if you don't use smp, there's an option for no physics as well).

serana - daughter of coldharbour by southpawe : this mod models serana's face after her voice actor, laura bailey. the ethics of this mod are... questionable lol, but on the plus side, who fits serana's voice better than her literal voice actor?

nithi npc enhancement - serana by nightmarezone : this lovely serana has a realistic face and has 3 different hairstyles to choose from. if you like the style of this mod, you should check out the rest of their work, bc their npcs are awesome.

dragonborn waifus - yet another serana replacer by lucazoid : don't let the name fool you, this is no waifu mod. this replacer gives her a strong brow and tired eyes, and has a whopping 24 (!!!) hairstyle options.

#skyrim #serana #skyrim serana #tes #skyrim modding #hope this reaches its target audience bc i know yall are sick of the serana yassifying #i'm a hypocrite tho bc i personally love me some seranaholic

[balshumetsbaragouin]

Passion and Plasmatic Plague

The first chapter is officially out!

I am excited to join the rest of my fellow creatives for Ecto-Implosion's posting week.

Many thanks to the incredible mods of @ecto-implosion for organizing this event. I had so much fun and have made so many new friends. This is the first time I've participated in a big fandom event. It's addictive, so I'm going to be joining more next year.

I was partnered with the incredible @emotigonecreative! Her piece is beyond inspiring, and you can find it here!

The update schedule for the story is every Saturday and Wednesday. There are 24 chapters, so expect to be fed all winter long! Summary:

Enmity, a supernatural plague, an irresistible connection. It's Sophomore year, and Danny Fenton was still on the bottom of the food chain in Casper High. His friends kept his counsel, and his family kept lecturing. They remained at arms' length, and all others a football field's distance. The one exception was Valerie Gray. Her words drew him closer, yet the Huntress' guns kept them apart. He needed to find a way to bridge the divide, and quickly, because an electronic plague burned through Amity Park, and they'd made a hasty alliance to put it out. Valerie's double life continued to vex her, her work as Huntress made more difficult by Phantom's interference. Then, stability came in the form of a mind-melding upgrade to her suit. It responds to her every whim, its power strengthening with every passing day. Serendipitous, because a ghost curse was spreading through town like ink through water, transforming every piece of technology into a potential adversary. Pulled between her hatred of ghosts and her growing affection for Phantom, she might just destroy her new partner, if her suit doesn't do it first.

You can find the full chapter here, but here's a preview if you're still not convinced:

The air basked in light and bird song, the world made anew in the heavy lidded eyes of the fading night. Rime dusted the ground and hoarfrost clung to the underside of freshly fallen leaves, making the whole world glitter and shine in the rosy dawn light. As the influence of Nox gave way to Aurora, she tucked her arms tighter against her body and slanted away from the touch of the wind’s chill. The sharp scuffle of her footfalls against the glistening concrete, newly citizen salted, cut through the press of silence that cocooned her on her solitary march to school. 

Finally, ahead of her, the light of the school’s warm interior glinted off the frost on the front lawn, its glimmer called forth from the dying strands of grass still fighting the oncoming sleep of winter like a toddler rolling about to avoid a nap. She pulled loosened hair away from her face as a big gust snatched at her curls, clawing away the neat style she’d spent the morning designing. I should have worn a beanie. Sure, she’d have to take it off right after entering school—the No-Hats policy remained even in the cold—but at least her hair would be intact. 

She stood off to the right of the entrance, just inside the double doors, and reached into her backpack to pull out a compact and her emergency brush. The other students brushed past her without comment, briefly sliding in and out of view on the edges of the mirror, as she carefully redid the style. Maybe more hairspray would have saved it? She’d consider it next time. The good stuff was expensive, and with her meager savings—

“Wow, did you fight a bear on the way here?”

“Is that what happened to you?” Valerie continued brushing her hair, eyes never leaving the mirror.

“Excuse me?”

“You know, on account of you wearing half an outfit in forty degree weather, Paulina.” She snapped the compact closed and slid it back into her bag. Even with the brief flash in the compact, she’d been able to see how much frostbite the other girl was risking. A bold, stupid choice, fitting for Casper’s Queen Bee.

#danny phantom fanfiction #danny phantom #danny fenton #valerie gray #ectoimplosion 2023 #ectoimplosion #gray ghost #amethyst ocean #action/adventure #romance #slow-burn #sickfic #hurt/comfort #emotional hurt/comfort #angst #canon typical violence #Bullying #hallucinations #psychosis #paranoia #Supernatural Curses #Gore #Body Horror #Pestilence!AU

[nunalastor]

Ask Compilation LET'S GOOO

@onceuponahotel asked:

*closes app for one day*

*opens it before bed*

*sees whatever fuckery is on nunalastor's blog*

This is why I stay on this godforsaken app lol

like a cursed news app

@timeladix asked:

Cursed mod on the left and dickmaster on the right (ik this bc i was there, took the photo myself ofc)

(Basically the energy you each give off in my head lmao)

-🦋

cursed mod and dickmaster are the same person but i can confirm this is two sides of their multiple personalities.

Anonymous asked:

what is by far THE MOST cursed ask you've ever got?

honestly they're all pretty bad. maybe one day we'll go through and pull our top 10 or something for a cursed ask bracket or something (if anyone wants to go through the cursed ask tag and pull some and do it instead, by all means feel free)

Anonymous asked:

1985 type song about Alastor and his refusal to get with the times

'cause he's still pre-occupied with 1935.

Anonymous asked:

Razzle can also turn into a giant dragon (sheep devil thing) and there is a nonzero chance there are dragon fuckers here. Razzle x Alastor has my support!

Anonymous asked:

One divorced dad and one single dad meet and now the dads are dating and their daughters are siblings. Chaos siblings to be exact.

Anonymous asked:

I just feel like the *thump* *squeak* posts have died down too much.

So

*thump*

*squeak*

*thump*

Anonymous asked:

I’m always so worried that I forget to turn the anon on and my friends are going to see this anyway

Rosie asks her husbands if they’re okay with being railed as a way to know if she’s gonna eat them (so far they have all said no and tasted horrible)

*thump* *squeak* *thump*

If you do, just let us know and we'll delete it. But your friends will always know you're into freaky cannibal shit.

@urrandomrand asked:

Hey. I feel sorry for u

Damn they felt so bad they deleted their whole account.

Anonymous asked:

*thump* *squeak* *thump* *squeak*

Anonymous asked:

You think if Lucifer menstrates, Alastor forces him to use a cup so that when he's done with it, Alastor can drink it like fine wine?

I think you should seek help, personally.

Anonymous asked:

Lucifer eats baked potatoes for breakfast because I like projecting onto him and I eat baked potatoes for breakfast.

Anonymous asked:

My entire Tiktok feed is that *alastor is a circus who lets people play in his urine*

The shit i get from your tumblr is way more wholesome

I fucking 💕 this fandom

The circus memes are so much less cursed.

Anonymous asked:

Oh yes, that! Can't fucking post links in anon...

-Alastors Dick

You can add a space between parts of the link I believe. Like, nunalastor. tumblr. com/tagged/alastorsdick

Anonymous asked:

Hiiiiii hope you're doing well and you've getting them eepies accordingly :>

-🦋

Cursed mod said they were gonna go take a nap a while ago but that's usually a fucking lie and they're still up.

Anonymous asked:

Ok on the subject of crackships again

What about mollie x cherri and pentious x arackniss

what about all four together maybe pentious has enough dicks for everyone

@floatingcamel23 asked:

hello mom-

I have zero parental instincts. So, I'm probably more like your mom than you realize.

Anonymous asked:

Shiiit, listen to this without looking at the screen.

Hells Greatest Dad (hazbin hotel) - But i converted it to midi (youtube.com)

Do you hear them singing still?

-Alastors Dick Link. Not even remotely. It sounds like cursed cat alastor stepping on the keys of a piano repeatedly.

Anonymous asked:

do you think that Alastor hides his tail because it's actually a switch and you can turn him off like you would turn off a radio by flipping his tail like a switch?

Anonymous asked:

Alastor car

link

Anonymous asked:

*sexually inserts rubber duck into lucifer's ass and then jumps on him repeatedly*

Anonymous asked:

In response to the dog toy thing-

Vaggie has a stroke of anger because she's basically gained some sort of trauma from hearing it every night. Alastor bursts out laughing. Lucifer turns into a tomato.

Anonymous asked:

Using light mode should be considered a sin

#cursed asks #nunalastor asks

[mitsukiki-festival]

MitsuKiki Weekend 2024

Day 1: Nap | Massage

Day 2: Break | Drink

Day 3: Story | Game Night

______________

Hello, everyone! Welcome to this year's event! Instead of MitsuKiki Week, which I was originally going to do, in light of the declining interest in MitsuKiki, and the upcoming ANS events that are happening this year, I have decided to change this to a Weekend event instead. So hopefully, this'll be easier for any of the participants who wish to join this event.

The theme for this event is "Relaxation". Perfect for a weekend event! 😁

Feel free to write MitsuKiki romantically, platonically, professionally, etc. I'll leave it up to you.

The event will begin on May 3 — May 5. Less than 2 months to work on your entries. Which should give you plenty of time. As usual, there is no need for you to do all of the prompts unless you want to. Also, if you can't take part in this event due to your schedule, you're free to post late submissions whenever you wish.

Remember to tag us and add #mitsukiki-festival and #mitsukiki weekend 2024 tags to your posts.

Thank you very much for reading, and I hope you'll take part in the event. I'm very excited. 😁

Sincerely,

— MitsuKiki Festival Mod Team

#mitsukiki weekend 2024 #mitsukiki weekend #mitsukiki #akagami no shirayukihime #snow white with the red hair #mitsuhide rouen #kiki seiran #ans fandom #ans fandom event #ans #weekend event #mitsuhide #kiki #mitsuhide x kiki #mitsukiki weekend 2024 prompts

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

I have this headcanon of Bdubs taking powernaps because of his vines, cause they're part of him. he'll do it everywhere, on the roofs, with the bushes, etc. I'm pretty sure, I've already seen a headcanon of the sleeping everywhere, and if yes, it's exactly, what I was going for! But I'm giving you one more, he'll randomly nap on the other hermits. One minute, Cleo's just minding her own buisness, and before she can blink, this absolute gremlin of a man is napping on her shoulders!

The naps are actually so the vines can photosynthesize! Him staying still for a period of time gives them more of a chance to turn their leaves toward the sun and catch the full benefit of the rays. He'll wake up when they've more fully recharged their energy, and his. Then, he can keep on protecting them from animals who would eat them and bringing them to new sunlight by moving around. Symbiosis!

~ Mod Shade

#bdoubleoo100 #hermitcraft #mod shade

[classificationhell]

In your lucifer mourningstar au how would luci handle a reader who is very resourceful about learning and adapting new ways to get out. Like maybe reader watched him make one of his inventions and after seeing how he did it, reader uses what they learned, somehow gets a hold of his tools remembering what they saw him do and makes an invention to get them out of the castle? This was kinda inspired by watching YouTube inventors fixing or making their own or old inventions and showing how the different parts work.

Given how he mostly makes really weirdly modded rubber duckies I would say it'd be difficult though not impossible. Maybe some type of flying device? But this man is literally the definition of paranoia so even if Reader retained the information that was told to them. They'd have to find the time to use it. Mourningstar might not think to search their room for any missing parts or tools, but I'm not sure they'd even be able to get them without being noticed. Even after a while of Reader being there Mourningstar would likely be just as obsessed.

However, assuming Reader is somehow capable of playing the long con without succumbing to Stockholm then perhaps in a few good months he would begin working on things while Reader is napping as a surprise for when they wake up. If Reader can move around like a ninja while he's distracted and manage to hide a few parts or tools then maybe after another month or two they'd have emassed enough to try and pull off their own invention, however the problem then becomes using a few minutes during nap time to construct something very delicate and complicated and still being able to hide the evidence. Like I said not technically impossible but very time consuming and by that time they might have fallen to Stockholm because if Mourningstar catches a whiff of them being unhappy or dissatisfied he's going to double down on Daddy and forced daughter bonding and that could just completely ruin things. All in all I feel like it'd take roughly a full year for even one escape attempt and one is likely all that they would get because after the first time he's going to keep them closer than ever and, if he finds out it was them trying to run away, check their room for a decade or so just until they calm down and settle into their new home.

All of that being said the moment Mourningstar finds their precious little daughter is missing he is going to go nuclear. He's convinced the sinners have kidnapped them somehow, it's always their fault so how could it not be them?! The exorcists on extermination day will look like a walk in the park compared to the absolute devastation he will rain down upon them. He will systematically destroy each and every inch of the Pride ring woe be unto anyone who helps Reader because they will be made examples of no matter how much they beg, in fact begging would just make things worse because then it would be "oh these sinners have turned my baby girl against me T.T" Since sinners are restricted to the Pride ring it is only a matter of time before he or one of the many serpents he leaves behind him to keep an area clean of sinners and secure (as well as report back if they find Reader). Whether it be days or weeks he will find Reader and they'll know that all this destruction was their fault exclusively, not because Mourningstar will blame them or try and shame them but because they are so smart. In fact, if Reader had morals that outweighed self preservation they'd probably turn themselves in after one of the first raids.

Another thing to consider beyond his reaction would be the Reader's themselves. Because a bond has already formed it'd make leaving even more difficult. That coupled along with the fact the Reader would know nothing of how to hide their scent they would be ousted as an Omega almost immediately and the treatment that would follow may make Mourningstar's palace seem like paradise.

TLDR: Mourningstar would literally burn the entire Pride ring and everything in it down to the ground to get his baby girl back.

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[saltminerising]

some details/opinions on the DoC drama popping up

-DoC's 17 gene projects that all "require" gem genes is their reasoning for why they need money from a stupidly expensive dragon/their comms

-"i was trying to go for the "if it's expensive it must be really good" manipulation tactic but it did not work at all"

-pinged LDP in their auction for the xxy g1, got no bids, pinged again and extended the auction by two days. auction got no bids (wow!)

-the self-depreciation in #general was far too extreme to not be in a vent channel. where were the mods that entire conversation?? it should have been shut down five minutes in.

-it wasn't just DoC whining, it was users replying to DoC's whining: making suggestions, asking questions. Actively engaging. PSA: Don't engage! Especially when someone needs to take a nap, drink some water, or other variations of healthy self-care - rather than yelling at strangers on discord.

-DoC said early on in their rampage through g1 hell, "irl i don't have a permission to use money on things because i'm still underage"

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[therhythmafterthesummer]

alright rhythm I have a hc for you. :3c

how would the pack alphas react to the gifs falling asleep on their shoulders? (feel free to include hyunlix with moss if you want but I just thought of the pack alphas when this came to mind haha) I’m just curious and was in the mods to talk about smth fluffy and sweet ^^

awww, what an adorable situation to think about!!

i gotchu, bb!

this is what i think would happen:

Chris: heart swells in his chest immediately, gets the most i'm-sickly-in-love smile on his face you can imagine. i'd ike to think pretty was taking a hold of his bicep, so he'll go ahead and place one of his hands on top of hers before he leans in to kiss her forehead or the crown of her head. will try not to move as to not disturb her.

Minho: i imagine in this scenario that they were holding hands beforehand, so when kitten's head falls on his shoulder and snuggles closer he instinctively tightens his hold on her hand and starts drawing shapes with his thumb. will get a moment of "oh, wow. this is my girlfriend" and will be just giddy overall. could potentially wake her up if he starts getting uncomfortable in that position and wants to move, though (no matter, they'll just re-adjust their positions and continue).

Changbin: we know cuddling is STANDARD for these two, so the moment Autumn's head is on his shoulder, he's moving to drape his arm around her shoulders to pull her closer. it'll probably wake her up a bit, but not enough for her to pull away. if anything, she'll just get comfortable and continue to nap enjoying his warmth.

#decembermoonskz #ask #wereroomies ask #wereroomies headcanons

[sugar-omi]

Someone said Minecraft au and my brain went brrrr

Baxter making himself a bar, in charge of all the food and juices. Is he good at anything else? Possibly not but he's here to be pretty and cheering for the others. Def not your moral support, dude will tempt you to burn down the villages ornpiss off the iron golem just to get a good laugh outta you dying.

Derek is def the "gather resources" guy. He always got something ready to share or building something. I see him or Cove fighting mobs but Derek's def more experienced. Lays down torches whenever he can or in new places.

Cove is always the first being on for some reason, boy is bored. If you have Minecraft pets and animals he's always on to take care of them (also cuz he saw a sad video of a Minecraft dog being abandoned). Would def play mods with you or do one of those challenge videos.

you can't tell me minecraft wasn't cove's hyperfixations

he'd be stuck in the mines too

derek: cove come sleep!!!

cove: I'm MINING DEREK

baxter is a chronic builder n he n the enchantment table are married. also rich in diamonds but you don't know how since he hates the mines

derek is also a professional in saving baxter from some random cave bc he's lost. he is very good w giving cords n everyone is confused but they're home so he's doing some kinda magic here

cove has a hoard of cats n dogs too

DEREK IS ALWAYS BREEDING ANIMALS N FARMING

baxter is rhe worst tho omg...

baxter: time to go make these animals fuck so I can have some meat

derek: NO. SHUT UP THAT IS... BAXTER.

he's disgusted by baxters wording sometimes like he cannot w this man he's SICK

baxter definitely wants to homie nap together n have ur minecraft beds together <333