#{ I wish this was deeper but sometimes the trash wins over novella artform and when it does I BLAME THEM. }

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@dragcnsden​​ | @ducktales-wco-oo​​​ said: “Thanks for the sex, homie!” And he’s just slapped the gander on the ass... Nice. - (Panch @ Glad - ‘cause how could I NOT? XD )

HUNIE POP meme!

The gander was lazed over the covers, flipping through a few magazines while the radio played dully in the background. A casual afternoon of affection led to a nap and lounging session, but now the busy-bodied rooster was back up and recharged. Panch’s yawn was loud and sprawling, and even from behind his blindside, Gladstone could feel him stretch before the mattress plunged down, popping back up as the rooster exited the bed. 

The whap! wasn’t a surprise, ( Gladstone would be more surprised if Panch didn’t give his butt a smack after sex, hell, he got it when he just passed him in the kitchen after getting a drink... ) Nevertheless, his eyes bulge on the sharp contact, his tail hiking up in shock. He nods slowly, feigning disgust, even if on the inside, he’s laughing. “Oh. Uchhh...you pig.” Hands droop over the edge of the bed as he drops the magazines with pretend ‘offense,’ the papers fanning out messily onto the floor below. The gander turns on his elbow to watch Panch move around, but he keeps his own nakedness partially modest, as he stays flat on his stomach. He’s watching the rooster march around arrogantly, plucking one article of clothing up after the other to redress, and shakes his head, ticking his tongue with fake disgust.

“You SCANDALOUS prick, I’m going to kick your filthy ass back over the Rio Grande! I’ll have you know I’ve gotten better treatment for far less. How daaaaaaaaare you talk to me like some cheap trick,” He nods matter-of-factly at the rooster as he passes him again. “I’m an EXPENSIVE trick.”

#dragcnsden #ducktales-wco-oo #asks #DIRTY DEEDS #HUNIE POP Starters! #C: Panchito Pistoles #🍀GLADSTONE GANDER 🍀 #V: WHEN YOU'RE DONE YOU GOTTA BE THE FIRST TO RUN || PANCHITO & GLADSTONE VERSE ( ducktales-wco-oo ) #IT'S SO EASY TO SAY IT TO A CROWD ; IT'S SO HARD TO SAY IT TO YOU OUT LOUD || PANCHITO X GLADSTONE #{ I wish this was deeper but sometimes the trash wins over novella artform and when it does I BLAME THEM. } #{ Dirty bastards. }