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fushiguroll · 2 years
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“I’D GET BACK WITH MY EX” PRANK ON HIM 
⇢ iwaizumi hajime, kuroo tetsuro, sugawara koshi
ʚɞ iwaizumi hajime
it was oikawa toru’s idea to prank his best friend and who better to prank iwaizumi hajime than you? 
after his incessant begging, you finally give into Oikawa’s request
you get ready for the prank as oikawa is hiding somewhere nearby with his camera
“hey Hajime...” you whispered, trailing off, earning a weird glance from your boyfriend. 
“why are we whispering?” he responded, moving a little closer to you, “we’re at the gym right now, a public space, you don’t have to whisper.” 
you smiled nervously and he put a hand on your forehead. you feel the callous on his palm as he compared your temperature to his. “good, you’re not running a fever. why are you acting so weird today?” 
You had hope to find a smooth transition into your question without giving it away that its a prank but it failed when you blurted out, “babe, ask me what I'd do if we broke up.” 
“if you say you’d get with oikawa toru, I'd punch him so hard.” 
you punched him lightly on the arm, “ew! why would you ever say that! hurry, ask me the question.” (ngl, oikawa was lowkey hurt when he heard your response).
he looked at you in silence before finally asking you the question. 
“what would you do if we broke up.” 
“I'd get back together with my ex.” 
Iwaizumi Hajime said nothing except look at you as his ears got redder, a telltale sign of extreme annoyance.
 “I'm gonna go cool off,” he took off without waiting for your reply. 
“YOU WOULD BE MY EX, HAJIME!” 
He finally turned around just in time to see Oikawa stumbled out from behind one of the chairs, laughing hysterically, yelling a string off, “YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN YOUR FACE IWA-CHAN!” 
Iwaizumi ignored the pretty captain and walked over to you, “you mean it? if we ever break up you’d just date me again?” 
“yes, but I don’t plan on breaking up with you. ever.” 
“me too.” 
He gave you a hug before turning to Oikawa’s direction. 
“where are you going, babe?” 
“I'm gonna punch that him so hard today, he’ll be seeing those aliens he love so much.”
ʚɞ kuroo tetsuro
You were both studying for an upcoming science test
being the smarty pants that he is, Kuroo easily grasped all the concept, leaving you to struggle in the dust
You could not for the life of you memorize the periodic table, causing your boyfriend to tease you
You decided to prank him as revenge
“Just remember the song I taught you, I don’t know why you won’t use that as a study aid,” Kuroo smirked.
“you literally changed the lyrics of WAP to include the elements, I don’t want to sing that”.
“Now from the top, make it drop, add an H and thats some hydrogen. Take a bucket and a mop...” He sang out loud, hyena laughter echoing in the study hall.
You shake your head annoyed, wanting to take a little break and get revenge for him teasing you all afternoon, you asked,
“Hey Tetsu, ask me what I’d do if we broke up”.
His laughter died and he faced you with fear in his eyes, you almost laughed at his reaction.
“Is it because I’m singing this song? I’ll stop, don’t break up with me”.
“I’m not breaking up with you, it’s just a hypothetical question.”
Kuroo looked confused, “okay...what would you do if we broke up?”
“I’d get back with my ex,” you said with no hesitation.
You guys looked at each other, your eyes twinkling with laughter, his shocked with hurt.
“wow...you said that with no hesitation. have you thought about this question a lot? How can you say something like that?!”
You continued laughing, “for someone who’s so smart, you sure are dumb”.
“what does that even mean! why are you hurting me like this?” He whined, before realization hit him.
“Oh, wait, I would be your ex”.
You smiled at him and he smiled back, before breaking out into his rendition of WAP again, earning him a smack on the head from you.
ʚɞ  sugawara koshi
baby would be so hurt, especially if you pull this prank out of the blue
you’re both seated on the sofa, your legs on top of his
He’s playing a new game not paying any attention to you at all
You remembered this tiktok video you saw a while ago and an idea formed in your head
“Koshi! talk to me,” you poked the pretty setter on the cheek. He playfully swatted your hand away, “hold on, I’m almost done with this level.” 
You huffed in annoyance, Suga immediately looked at you, eyes softening.
“I’m sorry, does my princess need some attention?”
You nodded.
“Okay baby, let’s chat” He sat up taller, keeping his hands on your thigh, turning his entire attention to you.
“Ask me what I’d do if we broke up.”
Suga furrowed his brows, “why would I ask you that?”
“Just do it.”
“No, I don’t want to. I don’t ever want to break up with you.”
“Babe, it’s a hypothetical question. Just do it.”
“Fine, what would you do if we broke up, which would never happen.”
You paused for a second and pretended to be thinking, “I’d get back together with my ex.” 
Suga.exe stopped working. He sat there, red in the face, whining, “why would you say that! how you could say that to me!”
You started laughing at his reaction, which got him more worked up.
“calm down! use your brain.”
Apparently his brain stopped working because now he’s just nuzzling you in the crook of your neck, whining.
“Ko, if we broke up, who would be my ex?”
A moment of silence, as he looked up at you, understanding registering in his eyes.
“Oh. You cheeky little....” He never finished his sentence as he started tickling you before pulling you into a tight embrace, “I’ll never give you the chance to get back with your ex.”
The two of you spent the entire afternoon cuddling, his arms locked around your waist, never letting go.
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onlyancunin · 2 months
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So I had an idea –
Let me know if this is too unhinged and/or if you have an idea for a badge of (dis)approval of your own.
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bunneis · 1 year
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hi guys please vote GemPearl 🥺
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astarion-approves · 8 months
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All of us trying to get Astarion's approval.
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New stickers! New stickers!
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fushiguroll · 2 years
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“KISS ME MORE!” pt. 2 
⇢ sakusa kiyoomi, bokuto kotaro, miya osamu, kozume kenma, kuroo tetsuro x f!reader
⇢ part 1 
synopsis: the one in which you ask him to please kiss you more
ʚɞ SAKUSA Kiyoomi | collapses next to you on the sofa after a long day at practice. Your fingers weave through his curls, hands gently massaging his scalp as he melts into your touch. He peeks up at you tiredly, “thank you, my love. what can I ever do to repay your kindness?” He smiles gently, a rhetorical question that expected no answer. So imagine the surprise on his face when you responded with a “well, you could kiss me more...” He looks at you and sees the seriousness in your eyes. Your husband laughs, suddenly reenergized. He pats his laps invitingly, which you gladly accepted. “are you comfortable?” he murmurs, lips brushing against yours. “mmhm.” His fingers playfully tugs at the hem of your shirt, “you’re a little brat you know that?” “your little brat.” “mmhm.”
ʚɞ BOKUTO Kotaro | is the happiest man when you ask him for a favor like this. “Baby Ko!” You open your arms wide as he happily jumps into them. “Baby y/n!” He mimics you, “how’s my pretty wife doing?” You press a light kiss on his nose, “better now that you’re here.” He hums happily, strong arms engulfing you as he wraps himself around your waist and pulls you in close to him. “what are you thinking about?” “about how you should kiss me more.” Bokuto snaps his head up to look at you, a shock look in his eyes before breaking out into a goofy smile. “oh?” He raises a brow before kissing you on your forehead, your nose, your cheeks, then finally your lips. He giggles as you giggle. “more!” “alright, another round of kisses for my princess!”
ʚɞ MIYA Osamu | You watch as your husband wipe down the kitchen counter and prepped the ingredients needed for the restaurant tomorrow. He smiles as he feels your stares, “'m almost done, princess and then we can do whatever ya want, sound good?” You walk over gleefully and wrap your arms around him, peeking up to look at him. “anything I want?” Samu nods, smiling down at you. “what if I want you to kiss me more?” Osamu doesn’t answer, but you suddenly find yourself spun around, your back gently hitting the counter as his face inches closer to yours before pressing a light kiss on your lips. “well I did say anything ya want. Yer wish is my command.”
ʚɞ KOZUME Kenma | “kenma!” “yes?” He sets down his cup of coffee and looks up at you as you stand before him, arms crossed. “What flavor is your coffee?” Kenma looks down at the cup before looking up at you, confused. “what do you mean? its coffee? um...vanilla I guess. It’s just the one you got yesterday.” “can I have a taste?” He lifts up his cup to you invitingly but you shake your head. “why don’t you show me the flavor another way?” you winked suggestively. Kenma blushes a deep shade of red but nonetheless opens his arms invitingly as you sink down onto the sofa. “you’re very creative...” he whispers just before leaning in. “did you get a good taste?” You giggle and shake your head no. He sighs playfully, “looks like I have no choice but to kiss you again.” yes please!
ʚɞ KUROO Tetsuro | stands up to stretch, holding out his hand to you. You look at his invitation before looking away. Your husband looks down at you, amusement dancing in his eyes. “what’s wrong, pretty face?” “it’s just...” another sigh as you begin to quote Doja Cat, “we hug. And yes, we make love. Then we always just say good night.” Kuroo sits back down, ready to entertain your antics. He’s absolutely aware you’re quoting Doja cat, after all, this song has been on replay for you this entire week. “oh yeah? and you don’t like that?” He inquires. “no I do but...” He grabs your chin, tilting you up to look at him. “but you want me to kiss you more?” Before you could respond, Kuroo presses his lips into yours before pulling away, leaving you slightly dazed. You pout as he laughs, “what? you want more? okay, I'll kiss you more any time, y/n.” 
reblogs are greatly appreciated <3 
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onlyancunin · 2 months
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Custom Astarion reaction badges - Part 2 / ? ______________
Today's batch is sponsored by all the reblogs & comments under the previous part, I am absolutely floored with the response. I read every single one, including the tags, and picked a few I liked.
It was something created on a whim, I thought long and hard if I should even post it, so thank you all the more for accepting my brainrot.
If you have more ideas and/or suggestions for the next batch - for Astarion or anyone else - let me know!
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STICKERS ARE HERE.
Anyways now it is just a waiting game for the keychains to arrive before I can sell stuff! Everyone send your best wishes over in hopes the keychains do not get lost in overseas transit haha
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getvalentined · 18 days
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Vincent Valentine ❇ FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH
Fun times on Gold Saucer's moving sidewalks.
[ screenshots free to use with credit ]
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"Laughing stock" can be their ship name ;)
OHHHHH GALAXY BRAIN thats so good omg. LaughingStock my beloved <3
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lispenardst · 4 months
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two slow dancers - mitski
this is their song and so is ‘i bet on losing dogs’ oh and also ethel cain’s entire discography
link for a shorter version bc tiktok won’t let me post more than a minute of music
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