#‘’make me a peanut butter sandwich!’’

[icarus-star]

Hear me out. Bein Charlie’s guard dog puppy boyfriend, nothin can hurt him when he is Ghostfacing around with you by his side!!!! Also getting bent over and absolutely wrecked while he’s covered in blood hnngghg

GODDDD HNNGG.

i luv ALL OF THIS. but that last part. mhm.

he'd absolutely OBLITERATE u after "ghostfacing around". he's so sweaty n dirty n he's so roughhh omyfuckinggod. "good job, bein' so obedient f'me.. mhm." HNG FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

#hold on guys i'm gonna go make myself a sandwich #:3 #peanut butter n jelly me thinks #charlie walker #scream 4 #☆arties inbox #rory culkin smut #i ❤ rory culkin

[idkanameatall]

I'm suffering from a horrid curse (can't sleep and both hungry and thirsty) with no possible way to lift it (I could go downstairs but it's cold)

#the duck quacks #i am not ready for the perilous journey of #*checks notes* #making my self a peanut butter and banana sandwich and some lemonade #also i must face DANGEROUS beasts (my two dogs) who will tempt me to stray from my journey #(Pomm will look at me sadly as I go upstairs as if i am abandoning her forever)

[seagullcharmer]

got up bc my friend's stream ended and i hadn't eaten breakfast yet. kitchen is covered in stuff and my mom is cooking. decided i couldn't cook anything for myself either and went back to my room. this is not a good idea

#libra.txt #libra you had surgery yesterday you NEED to sleep and eat stuff #it's good to hang out with your friends (since none of them ever want to hang out with you!!! lol!!!!!!!!) but you gotta take care #ow. ow. ow. #can't lift most things. can't raise my arm over my chest. no cooking surfaces #i don't want cereal. i don't want a peanut butter sandwich. i can't make (or probably eat) ramen #there aren't leftovers rn #alas. whatever shall i do #< guy who complains all the time and knows she can do better. just doesn't #this is why. this is why nobody hangs out w me. lol. lmao. [sobbing]

[sysig]

New shapeshifter lad, Dahlia (Patreon)

#Doodles #Original #Ft. Willie because surprise! Dahlia's a Squirrel shapeshifter and Will's inspiration was a squirrel originally :) #For the record tho Will and his entourage are not part of the Shifter universe - Dahlia only shares a world with the BBBs #I just thought it was a fun inspiration source crossover lol #Plus Dahlia and the Squirrel Boys have similar classes but for different reasons haha #Anyway! The Squirrel boy(s) barely feature! To Dahlia! Lol #Been thinking about some of my Favourite Tropes yet again and just indulging in making some new concepts lol #There's a trope that I've liked for a good long while that I'm sure has a name but I've just been calling it ''Platonic Transformation'' #Which hey - I've got a shape-shifting (et al) universe to make characters in lol #Doesn't feature Just yet but shock among shocks she comes with another character because I can't just make one new concept ever lol #But for now! She! She's cute I like her hehe #You can see I went through a few design iterations before landing happily - you might even notice it with her arm #She was born that way :) No pain just frustration! Body not doing what she wants it to! #Honestly working on her hairstyle reminded me a lot of making Tala haha ♪ They're about the same age! Give or take a year or two #Now that I think of it Tala could probably be in the BBB universe as well haha ♪♫ Not to stay but she'd be a very cute guest #I was very set on the little floof-swoops for Dahlia's final design - it's even there in her first doodle! #I'm glad I settled on the bun/braid combo :D #Cute feature lad ♪ Tooth gap and likes peanut butter sandwiches and likes to climb and jump around but isn't as graceful in human form hehe

[mooifyourecows]

the great british baking show is wild and offensive in many ways but the judges being shocked and amazed that peanut butter and jelly taste good together has GOT to be the most dumbfounding thing i've ever witnessed

#pb&j? #you mean the staple sandwich in every american household? #you mean THE sandwich? #the sandwich that raised me? #THAT pb&j? #THAT'S a surprise to yall? #like i know cultural differences and what not but #the fact that they were like #hmmm not sure if this is going to work out for you #is just BAFFLING #like there are foods that i personally have never tried #but if you told me the ingredients involved #using my brain i can deduct that #oh yeah those things sound like they would make something yummy when put together #and paul fucking hollywood thought PEANUT BUTTER paired with JELLY/JAM would be a FAILURE? #has he ever individually tried peanut butter or jelly? #ever? in his life? as an old man? #astounding #astonishing #outrageous #i need every british person who has never had a pb&j to go make one right now #tell me i'm right #go on tell me im right

[bravest-notts]

my cleric jumped up 55 hit points in today's session! the artificer had made it their personal mission to make me an amulet of health and everyone cheating at playing poker got us a collective amount of gold to purchase a fancy gem, which was the last part we needed. that combined with several very good rolls netted me a nice ol beefy CON!

i'm sure the lord of misfortune who's blood curse runs through my tiefling lineage will have no problems with my CON going from 8 to 19 and the headache i woke up with the next morning has nothing to do with him at all.

still, though, it's a good thing we decided to immediately make the necklace because i proceeded to take 64 damage in one round from a peanut butter jelly, which would've wiped me clean out previously

#the restful goose #not cr #a peanut butter jelly as in. a jelly made of peanut butter #not a sandwich #i went from 49 hp to 104 #making me the second highest HP in the group behind our barbarian #which is going to radically change my play style given that i can actually get close to things without being shredded now #and my AC is already good at 18 #anyway now we have the ooze queen living in the basement of our bottle-plane-home #on top of the bullywug knight who sleeps in our bathtub #normal adventuring things

[annieisyourfavourite]

absolutely FORCING myself to eat a peanut butter sandwich & banana before taking a nap on my break bc even tho i am an adult who understands how things like "eating will give you more energy" work. i somehow still need a 4 step plan and process to actually eat to stop feeling tired

#mine #does this make sense? who knows #i have had 1 peanut butter sandwich and 2 bananas today and i am proud #i had a banana for breakfast cuz i needed something thst was 1 step #and then had another one bc even tho i felt bad eating 2 in 1 day #i was like look annie. if u don't eat this banana rn. u know ur not gonna eat another fruit #ur just gonna not eat much. so please eat it #and against all odds she did it!!!! #i know this doesn't seem like a big deal but it's a big deal for me #so i am very proud of me

[gale-in-space]

I love my qpp’s parents dearly but they can be So Much sometimes

#okay maybe not his dad. his dad actually makes me crazy lol #very cishet white christian male syndrome. and he’s a doctor so he knows everything #i think what i can’t stand the most is how much they talk about money around me #like i didn’t grow up in poverty or anything but my parents couldn’t afford school lunches for me so i just brought a peanut butter sandwich #and that was it #sometimes nothing #i’m just a little annoyed #these people have never had to go without which is fine i just wish they’d stop rubbing it in

[haunthouse]

i am truly not even that depressed rn despite it being december so i rly dont understand why the concept of cooking has become unfathomably impossible for me this week

#kaylee.txt/tweet cemetery edition #i finally bought a microwave so once that arrives at least ill be able to fall back on buying bagel bites from the corner store if needed #but for now. everything i have either requires at least 3 steps to make or is cereal or a peanut butter sandwich. which. has been almost #all my meals this week. on account of the aforementioned inability to cook things #its not even a difficult 'at least 3 steps' like i dont have anything more complicated than pasta rn lmao #anyways. woe and suffering be upon me i guess #food /

[burnt-scone]

My sibling just said something to me that felt so healing.

"I'm sorry you had to be a mom before you knew how to have one. My man." Then they clasped hands with me.

I feel so many emotions, I just thanked them, I don't know which emotion to react to.

#raising your siblings #oldest sibling #fuck. #They have always made it feel like they hated me. They didnt like it was me telling them what to do #they didnt like it was me making honey and peanut butter sandwiches before I knew how to use a microwave let alone a stove #but like now they know of course i didnt know what the fuck i was doing. I was 5-atleast 19. #i wanna cry and be happy #i cant wait to take them to the renfaire in a little over two weeks

[poptartmochi]

absolutely ravenous rn 😭

#setting myself up to be grumpy tomorrow because i hardly ate today and knowing me i'll barely eat tomorrow #gonna try to at least make ramen in the morning because i cannaur continue like this #or maybe a peanut butter sandwich.. idk but im starving 😭 #sriracha.txt #food cw #unhealthy eating cw #? unsure what to tag this as but i think it can be triggering for some.. please lmk if you need it tagged differently #i wish i could just. COOK! but my brain gets caught up on washing things or the cooking going wrong or xyz and so i just. don't eat 🐡 #unless my mom cooks but it's not fair to expect her to nor is it good since i can't depend on her when i move out #perhaps i should seek treatment 🤓😐

[allisonreader]

#war of the peanut butter sandwiches #polls #personally I can't stand pb&j #the texture of the peanut butter and jam together makes me gag #honey were the sandwiches I had instead

[khodorkovskaya]

my recent obsession has been watching those “lunch for my husband/kids” youtube shorts and they’re v satisfying but damn do americans eat weird. the lunches are usually some sort of american sandwich (i.e. two pieces of square bread and a thin slice of turkey or something), raw vegetables like bell peppers or cucumbers cut into shapes (sometimes it’s just plain broccoli or carrots..?), berries and some kind of crisps or crackers and gummy bears or chocolates. and like... why do they eat like that? you could add more things to the sandwich first of all. and why would you eat vegetables with nothing separately? like who eats plain broccoli by itself apart from idk, rabbits? it would make so much more sense to put the vegetables in the sandwich. or make a salad. or, best option, cook them in some sort of sauce to eat with pasta/rice/whatever else. like it’s just so weird to me idk.

#also not to be annoying but the amount of sugar these kids are getting #and sometimes the sandwich in question is peanut butter and jam #that's a whole other debate bc idk how that's even considered lunch food #as a kid my mum would give me pasta or rice or buckwheat #with some kind of sauce or stew or like meatballs or sausages or something #with a salad on the side if there were no vegetables in the main dish #it makes so much more sense to eat like this #and not everything separately like you're a bird lol

[kennexara]

recipe site but it tells me the least amount of work possible way to make food (that isn’t delivery or frozen meal)

like i haven’t had biscuits and gravy in over a year because i thought there was no easy way. i’ve bought packets - easier than adding all the ingredients myself, right? but i cannot stand at the stove and stir it until it boils and turns into gravy. i would rather stab myself with a fork. so then i try boiling it in the microwave, you can boil lots of things that way right?? nope i got half-burned gravy that half overfilled the cup and got all over the microwave. so i gave up and haven’t tried since.

enter today, when i discovered they just. sell fucking jars and cans of gravy. that you can just pour in a microwave-safe dish and heat up. what the fuck. i could’ve had so much biscuits and gravy all this time. grocery run got moved from ‘idk sometime this week’ to ‘fucking tomorrow i want biscuits and gravy NOW’.

anyways, i want a site that just tells me these things exist instead of me having to find out through complaining to my mom. 

#ignore me #also apparently after YEARS of complaining about fruit texture she finally realized 'hey maybe you'd like this fruit spread shit' #'it's just pureed fruit' #me: oh it's like how for years i've been asking why the fuck they can't make baby food in adult serving sizes?? #wait you used to buy this for your mother and only just realize this could fix my fruit deficiency?? #like i'd make this recipe site myself #except my only recipes are like #peanut butter graham cracker sandwiches and instant rice mixed with cream of chicken soup #yes i do live off frozen meals and cereal thanks for checking #i don't WANT to but there's not enough recipes that are low on time and effort (to my standards of low #yknow adhd ass that hates cooking standards of low time/effort) #and also to my standards of texture #'retrying food as an adult' doesn't do SHIT because the problem wasn't the taste it's the fucking texture #corn and peas are always gonna be corn and peas and yes this includes creamed/mashed whatever #different textures of the same vegetables are still somehow fucking disgusting don't ask me why if i knew why i could fucking fix it maybe #'just keep trying it until you like it!' #uh yeah no i tried that with salad #now instead of just ignoring it if you put it in front of me i actively start gagging #surprisingly i am perfectly healthy despite all this #multivitamin for mvp #what's really funny is it's even a kids multivitamin bc they don't make adult chewables #they make gummys but gummy are a no-go texture #and despite taking multiple meds every day i am Bad at swallowing pill and adult vitamins insist on being fucking huge

[cartoon-network-pictures]

Happy National Sandwich Month

#Dexter's Laboratory #dexters laboratory #sandwich dexter #dexter #peanut butter and jelly sandwich #shut up and make me a sandwich #national sandwich month

[miku-life-tips]

I was banned from having food opinions when I decided soda thats gone flat is good

#god had to nerf me and thats why I'm so picky #yall ever have peanut butter on cheese pizza? #i did once #tried to make a pbj once but when I realized when were out if jelly and bread I went from a cheese taco instead and #realized we were all out shredded cheese #so logically I substituted things and made Something! #a tortilla slathered in peanut butter and I remember chips probably doritos and I think maybe presliced Sandwich cheese? #3rd thing has envaded me to this day #it was the most delicious thing EVER (i was hella sick the next day tho ^-^)