#‘don’t ask me no stupid question’

[comradekatara]

I love when azula calls herself the earth king’s humble servant while pretending to be a kyoshi warrior because suki would literally never say that (not even to avatar kyoshi herself), that line is ALL azula. that line, specifically, is not an attempt at impersonation or a performance, besides the fact of whom it’s directed towards. no, it actually reveals exactly how she sees herself, her role in the world, her relationship to ozai. despite her pomp and grandiosity, servitude best defines her role. and not just humility, but negation of the self entirely. suki would never present herself in this way, but how is azula to know that, when her entire life has been defined by her obedience and undying loyalty to the ultimate patriarch. his humble servant.

#thinking about azula and going crazy #as one does #azula #analysis #azula&ozai #suki #i guess #i feel like years ago someone asked me this question and i said smth kind of stupid probably (i don’t remember) #anyway. if u sent me that ask i hope u know that ur brain is huge #i finally get it now

[flowercrowngods]

steve ‘floor time’ harrington and eddie ‘no one touch or perceive me’ munson. they flinch at every noise even though they expected a good night, a stable night, but something changed and they’re in sensory overload. steve tries to take eddie’s hand but he pulls away immediately, shrinking in on himself. steve hums and cocks his head, signalling eddie to follow him.

they leave the loud and lively living room, the kids yelling all over each other, and find a dark and empty room and just lie on the floor for a while before they’re ready to come back. they don’t talk, don’t touch, just lie there next to each other. eddie takes steve’s hand when he’s ready for touch again. they start talking in hushed voices, bringing noise back, rebooting their senses, slowly and gently easing each other in again.

when they come back, hand in hand, mike turns down the music and lucas makes sure to remind people not to talk too loudly. the boys are drained, but the kids try their best. they’re all trying their best.

#steddie #neurodivergent steddie #i am in absolute sensory overload but it’s my brother’s birthday and people are talking about things i can’t add to #and asking stupid questions when i need silence and they bump into me and i’m about to snap and i don’t wanna #because officially i’m Fine™️ #i’m screaming i’m yelling but i silence and just thinking about neurodivergent steddie to stay sane. the usual etc etc #just a concept i might work on later when i have my words back. i cannot make them work rn

[why-the-heck-not]

I miss my dear sweet buddy python that u can just sort of fuck around & find out. With C++ it’s fuck around & …

…”so u have chosen DEATH??”

#funnily enough my problem isn’t exactly with C++ currently #it’s this fuckin incomprehensible assignment instruction #even I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing so how can I tell my poor old computer exactly what to do #istg surprisingly big chunk of coding is trying to figure out what the fuck it is that ppl want from you I hate this sometimes #like why the fuck can’t u just make it clear what we’re supposed to do this is stupid enough as is #’’time how long it takes’’ how long WHAT takes ????????? #ppl have been in the course gc asking but guess!! guess!!!!! if they gave a clear answer #’’time it so u can answer the questions’’ motherfuckerrrr i dont know what u want me to answer to bc idk what functionality u want like fUc #but like some ppl have gotten it so maybe I’m just dumb !! :) #very probable I fucking don’t get it #april 2024 #2024

[corrodedcoughin]

90s au where stobin and Gareth and Eddie meet at a bar. How do they meet? Arguing over the bar’s sonic the hedgehog game. For months the two pairs have been playing it separate nights. Eddie and Gareth on Fridays (usually they have gigs on Saturdays) Steve and Robin on Saturdays (the Official start of their Saturdays nights). Both pairs unknowingly having vendettas against each other for the leader board (never the top spot, they accept they aren’t that good and it’s always headed by some guy called jargyle<3)

Anyway one weekend corroded coffin have a gig on a Friday so gareth and Eddie decide to keep their tradition alive but move it along to Saturday. They arrive at their usual time and set up shop at the game, quickly devolving into their routine of each others nicknames, Eddie being Sonic and Gareth being Tails. They are getting In The Zone when Steve and Robin arrive, absolutely OUTRAGED that somebody is at THEIR game and not only that! They’ve stolen THEIR names, Steve is Sonic, Robin is Tails. They plant themselves in a booth and order drinks, ready to pounce on the machine as soon as those two imposters move.

Only they end up maybe drinking more than expected, possibly riling each other up to the point of storming over to the two guys because how dare they steal Steve and Robins Saturday night ritual?! Their names! Maybe even their high score!

Gareth and Eddie are heading towards drunk themselves, losing more money to the machine than they can justify and over the top celebrating when they clear a level. Which is when Robin taps Eddie on the shoulder, spinning him round to explain Just How Rude he’s being with Gareth standing just behind Eddie’s shoulder, sipping his beer and squinting at Steve who is giving Scary Dog behind Robin. Gareth is maybe further gone than he realises because in the middle of Robin’s speech (which is very eloquent and impressive he must admit) he’s whisper shouting in Eddie’s ear ‘hey dude major hottie behind the cool lesbian. Want me to wing man you?’

And Eddie? Eddie slides his eyes over to ‘major hottie’ who happens to have the fluffiest hair and sharpest jawline he’s ever seen and whisper shouts back to Gareth because he too, is more drunk than he possibly wants to admit, ‘oh my god he’s so hot man, I think he might be a meringue. Menagerie? Mirage!’ And goes to extend a hand towards Steve.

Robin, now slightly endeared from being noted as a cool lesbian, turns to look at Steve who has his Loverboy Game Face on and figures she can swing this display of bad flirting into an opportunity to get her Saturday Night Ritual back on track. Nothing is getting in the way of her playing Sonic with Steve, it might just be a little detoured along the way.

#Gareth is in awe of lesbian swag and Robin appreciates him for it #(he has Exponential Tboy Swag) #this was originally going to be stobin and Gareth and Eddie shouting about how they are the REAL tails and sonic and the other couple are #FAKES #but I couldn’t figure it out #there’s also another version where Steddie argue over who is sonic and who gets Dustin as their tails #then shadow the hedgehog appears and Eddie demands he’s shadow #ALSO IMPORTANT Gareth and Eddie’s name is MothBoys 2 me #freak and Jeff enjoy their stories but have their own jersey devil band. sometimes cc break into the separate bands during #a gig. this is called Crytid Communications and have a small but enthusiastic cult following #Robin gets called in to play trumpet from time to time and she gets to be whatever cryptid she desires #this is more of my own cc lore sorry #also you’d think I was a sonic Stan. No I just used to watch let’s plays for anything to relax and recently got back into it #this is stupid sorry my dudes #genuine question how are we all? #I haven’t asked since I came back. catch me up on y anything you desire!!! I missed being here!!! #don’t worry it wasn’t a noticeable absence I don’t expect anyway to have noticed lol BYE #gotta go fast #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #platonic soulmates stobin #stobin #gareth stranger things

[ssreeder]

A while ago you said you wanted to your update pattern, so here it is lmao.

03/26/22

04/09/22

04/29/22

05/22/22

06/11/22

07/16/22

07/31/22

08/20/22

09/10/22

09/29/22

11/09/22

11/26/22

12/10/22

12/30/22

01/06/23

01/27/23

02/10/23

03/05/23

04/02/23

05/05/23

05/20/23

06/10/23

07/08/23

09/15/23

11/08/23

It starts when I started reading so it’s crazy to look back on how long I’ve been following this fanfiction! I’ve never been this dedicated before lol. Keep up the awesome work!

*casually mentions curiosity about update schedule*

*gets ask with update schedule*

#haha I love you anon this is funny #I don’t remember asking for this but it’s actually really cool to see #idk why I feel like when I write in the tags people read them #don’t read them*** #I’m sure I would have asked for this in the tag casually #but seeing it in front of me like this it’s crazy to see how frequently I would update #my next question would be each of these updates how many word count were they?? #haha I mean I know the newest ones #were BIG word count #idk I just remember the first chapter of liab was 7k #I was like “wow this is a great chapter length! #I was so stupid haha #anywayyyyy thanks for this anon #liab #ria #itf #ask

[thisperfectmonsoon]

sigh.

#I hate wanting the attention of a *specific* person #I don’t want to bother them but also…pay.attention.to.me.pls!!!! #yes I’m annoying and stupid I know #no don’t ask me if I have a tumblr crush I won’t answer I don’t know how to read the question actually #SIGH *refreshes messages* #personal #🍦

[doriantomybasil]

guys you need to be so proud of me, i said two (2) actual full sentences in class today i’m so proud of myself my voice wasn’t even shaking, i helped out the professor with a thing he was drawing on the board and then i asked a question at the end of the class

#you don’t understand i don’t think he ever even heard me speak but i’ve been taking his classes for two years now #this is very big for me #i’m really proud of this #i’m really insecure when it comes to talking in class or asking questions because i fear that people are going to think that i’m stupid #if i say something wrong or ask a question that should be obvious #and i’m really trying to overcome that #so this is great for me #and no one said that i’m stupid or i should leave!

[berriweb]

hi!! just curious will there be any smut in your miles series? can’t wait for the next part!

bitch what??

#i don’t have time for this foolishness are you fr #don’t ask me no stupid question like this again #that little boy is a CHILD I don’t wanna see you sniffing around him anymore this afternoon #do you understand?? #BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE ILL HELP YOU FIND IT

[organized-chaotic-disaster]

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#personal #ask to tag #I posted on a subreddit asking for opinions/input for something I’m thinking of doing soon #and the mods removed the post without clear explanation #when I messaged them asking why it was removed they were like #did you read our links? #and in fact I did #so they’re like #what would you do if xyz happened? #so I answer honestly #and now they go okay go back read the links and tell us why that plan would be awful #like???? #am I crazy or is this just. kinda wild?? #idk I feel like they’re being very patronizing to me 😅 #I’m genuinely asking a question and it feels like they’re telling me to go fuck myself basically #idk am I crazy?? is feeling disrespected a fair response bc that’s how I feel?? #me: communicates clearly what I’m thinking and asking #them: vague answer #also them: solve my riddle— wrong answer reread the things you’ve already read and tell me why you’re stupid and wrong #and like. I asked ‘was it bc of how what I said (x) could be interpreted as y? bc I didn’t mean y #I meant x #and they just. don’t answer #idk I’m kind of buggin tbh

[sincaraz]

6, 8, and 13

(from fritzes)

6. do you have any tennis-related pet peeves?

nothing I can think of at the moment but probably

8. favourite on-court moment this year?

any time sincaraz were on court together but also when jannik beat djokovic in turin that was so so beautiful. and carlos beating him at wimbledon basically I just love when my faves (or most anyone tbh) beats djokovic OH also that stupid silly point between lorenzo and jannik in montpelier

13. name a player you dislike that everyone likes

I can’t think of anyone i particularly dislike that isn’t fairly widely disliked

#most of the time I’m pretty neutral about people unless they’ve done something I disagree with ideologically/morally #there are only a few that I just don’t vibe with #thank youuuu<333 #when I first saw your ask in my notifs it scared me because I thought it was tumblr exposing your identity #and I don’t want people to know it’s me when I send them dumb questions asksjs #tag edit: I’m not saying this is a dumb question I meant when I do send dumb questions on anon I don’t want people to know #idk if it sounded like I was saying this ask was dumb but I wasn’t #anyways. my brain is totally normal #and I don’t get stressed about stupid things sjsjdjdj #asks #tag games

[why-the-heck-not]

Starting to almost wish I could just go do this fucking presentation today solely bc I’m getting mad and tired of the anxiety, how is it physically possible to be this anxious for so many days straight. There has to be a limit how long u can be on the verge of an anxiety attack like ????

#it’s stupid #cant sleep cant eat over ’’ppl are paying attention to me for 20minutes or so’’ #i hate this so so much #bc like I KNOW it’s overreacting and unreasonable and it never is as bad as I think but knowing that won’t do shit for the anxiety #like it will he here until I’m back home tmrw after having presented it #at least it’s only like a day of this anymore but I don’t have the energy for this for even one more goddamn minute #literally what could happen in that presentation that would be worse than feeling like this?? #the realistic worst case possible is that I lose my train of thought or have a ’’brain doesnt work’’ moment and have to take like 20secs to #gather myself and like maybe if someone asks a question I don’t have an answer to #but like I won’t die or anything #even if it’d be awkward (it will be awkward) that’s legit nothing #I’m ’’just some guy’’ to the ppl and after leaving the building they’ll never think abt my stupid ass presentation again #so wHY cant I fucking chill #april 2024 #2024

[dumbassacademia]

Sometimes I do love answering phones at work bc a fairly common occurrence is like

Me: thank you for calling (law office) how may I help you today

Them: I wanna schedule a consultation for a divorce

Me: okay what’s your name

Them: (name)

Me: okay and who is this versus

Them, in the most disdainful voice possible: ummmmm…my wife?

Me:…

Them:…

Me: What is your wife’s name?

Them: Oh

#not academia #work stuff #idk there’s just something I find very funny about people thinking I’m fucking stupid #I don’t always word it like that mostly because I do get this response a fair amount #like I’ll just say what’s your spouses name or whatever #but since we do custody stuff etc as well who is this versus is usually the best way to word it #so sometimes I just say that #but like idk there’s something about like #you’ll ask me a million questions I literally cannot answer bc I am Not Qualified To Give Legal Advice #and won’t understand that what you’re asking me is a legal advice question #but you think I don’t know that the person you’re divorcing is your spouse #idk it makes me either laugh or get all pissy #and I’d much rather just laugh

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

well yes i do think that sometimes it’s possible for fanfiction to transcend its form and become a genuinely good quality piece of writing apart from its role as a fanfiction. and yes i do think that when you read a long ass fanfiction that was really well crafted and you loved it it should count as a book if you want it to. i don’t however. think that a fanfiction is a passable answer to the question “what’s your favorite book?” nor do i think fanfiction is better than books. nor do i think it’s necessarily “literature” even in a jokey sense.

#if you asked me my favorite book it would never even cross my mind to be embarrassed that my Real Favorite is a fanfic and i need to lie… #because a book is a book. a fanfiction is a fanfiction. like that wasn’t the question #sorry just saw a stupid tiktok #the thing about fandom tiktok is that annoying people are there. and they don’t read real books and think reading fanfic is a substitute for #that. which it is simply not

[kairithemang0]

Alr I’ll bite- let’s get 🎵🙃🔮

🎵: the nightmare time 2 theme with MacNamara. He never left ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

🙃: the first Disney movie to use cgi was the black cauldron. I’m waiting for this question to one day show up on Disney trivia and have all the lame people say “the great mouse detective” or “Toy Story” BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH!!! It was a damn boat in one scene but I LOVE THAT BOAT

🔮: anything creative really. I really don’t have a “dream job” at the moment, I’m in a weird limbo period where I think I’d just like to do anything that’ll get me paid and that I don’t despise

#Thanks for the ask! #Ask game #this thing really just didn’t want to load for the longest time and it annoyed me so much #Guys I love that stupid Disney trivia question #i don’t know why

[jihyoruri]

Why don't you just write fanfics instead of answering all those asks

girl that makes zero sense, I do write fanfics and most of my asks have things to do with the FANFICS so obviously I’m gonna answer them you don’t see me complaining about them so why does it matter, I personally like having a good relationship with my readers it makes a better environment to be in and easier to write for them.

#if you got a problem with the asks then get of my page that simple l you don’t gotta be in asks asking me stupid questions #ANYWAYS GIDLE YN AND SAKURA COMING SOON ‼️

[bigfishthemusical]

Ok I lied I am going to school. Bravely

#it’s literally cause I have a single question I need to ask that I don’t want to send in an email cause it’s a bit too stupid for me to want #it to exist in a permanent format <3