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the-gayest-sky-kid · 2 years
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FUCK ANDRIUS
this post was brought to you by cryo/anemo mains
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laguezze · 2 years
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PAC: Random messages you need to hear
(my first PAC AAAAAAAAA)
WARNING:
it's blunt.
it's honest
it's me 💅 💅💅
What image makes you feel something?
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Pile 1
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Pile 2
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Pile 3
Have you picked? Let's go!
PILE 1
Why are you so sad? You need to break the cycle. Stop wondering why everything bad always happens to you. That's why it happens to you, because you're literally manifesting it.
You are literally so stuck in your negative mindset you've become so comfortable with sadness, and honey that's not okay.
You have the power, the tools, everything you need to better yourself and your life. But do you truly want to be happy? Or are you enjoying the negativity and the pity that comes from it?
Step out of it, for the enjoyment will not last forever and will make way to miserableness.
(dang, y'all... That's- i don't even know what to say lolol)
Song for you:
PILE 2
Sweetie, stop. Stop being a people pleaser. Stop trying to be all cutesy and playing dumb for boys, they do not deserve you. (this one is kinda specific, if you don't like boys then don't take it or change the gender, but that's the specific sentence i got).
You know that's not you, that's not who you want to be, not who you truly are. You are repressing your true self to not stand out too much, because you are afraid. You know how powerful you will be if you are true to yourself. And you're afraid of the people you might lose. But who cares???? Be yourself??? Like why would you stay with people that don't like the true you?
Find who you want to be and then be it.
Find the life you want to live and then live it.
You're doing amazing.
(i- this pile high key calling me outt. This the one i chose lolol)
Song for you:
PILE 3
You need to stop overworking yourself. Geez.
I saw a bunch of red bulls and a sleepy person studying in the dark.
Listen, you might be craving that good academic validation but it's not worth it if you're going to sacrifice your mental and physical health.
Take a breAK.
No matter who's pressuring you, no matter who's telling you to do better.
You NEED a break.
So take it.
Honestly i see two types of people here.
1. You are a straight A student trying to keep the score. Listen, you got this in the bag, just forget about it and tAke A breAk.
2. You procrastinated and were lazy at the beginning and now you're stressed and overworking yourself. Listen, this is a lesson. Rome wasn't built in a day, forget about and tAke A breAk.
(straight up no cap: take a break lolol straightforward frfr)
Song for you:
The End
I hope you enjoyed my first ever PAC!!! I hope it resonated and see you soon!
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msc-infinity · 1 year
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so here's a new blog i made (don't tell anyone that ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♓︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ❒︎♏︎◻︎◆︎❒︎◻︎□︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ♌︎●︎□︎♑︎) for msc IDOT and Seven. i dunno what else to say so ●︎❍︎♋︎□︎ ♏︎⌧︎◻︎◆︎■︎♑︎♏︎♎︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎❒︎□︎●︎●︎♏︎♎︎ ☹︎💣︎☞︎✌︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎ ✠︎👎︎ A️ ahahhahaha
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wildcatofgreen · 1 year
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🌻🌻🌻
new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want
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((1. after using the new post editor vs the old post editor and switching back and forth between them on my blogs, i gotta say! old post editor fucks
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((though the new post editor has a TON of QoL changes that elevator to more of an equal status ((like, being able to tell when a special thing like italics starts and stops is a fucking amazing feature and i wish it was on the old post editor ((or being able to edit tags, or being able to make text BIG or BIGGER, or things like that
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((but running with the old post editor for a while on the qkd blog has brought about some really funny/interesting bits!
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((this gimmick is really fun. it feels like ive been running the blog for months but its only been less than one. i love that blog
((2. speaking of--if things havent been obvious so far, then lemme say it outright right now ((i am going through the entirety of poppy's story on that blog, pre-poppy to... an ending, of sorts ((which means events will just sort of happen over there, in slight congruence to when they happened in poppy. such aaaaaaaaas
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((this whole thing! in fact, it's happening in a thread right now~.
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((at the end of arcs/events i plan on tagging all of the previous posts that took place in that event as like... a relevant tag, so that i might chrono them and maybe my things can be read as a sort of story. this is... going to be a pain. but! i am incredibly committed to all of this now. i am excited. things are going to fucking happen.
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((uh, sorry for all the kit-blog talk. i am just kind of. really excited for that blog! i have this base guideline already set for me to follow and i get to explore how this MF goes through the entirety of what-we-know in poppy. including somee other things that are at play because of the nature of just. knowing more than my characters know
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((having characters like lila and chicadino just making funni appearances this early into the story is just so much fun you dont even know.
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((sidenote bonus thing but i really want chicadino to interact with @/fallen-symphony crew because like. he's a villain, with an outrageous lucky star at that. it'd be REALLY FUCKING FUN. i wanna do arthur interactions IN GENERAL, REALLY
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((but alas. there is literally no conceivable way i could approach first about this without majorly breaking things and his knowledge on the world rn. his little birdy would not know about multiverse theory (yet).
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((3. im thinking of like, making some slight changes on this blog? to save myself the sanity? but i dont know how. ((i aint stoppin' playing carol--i love this dumbass just as much as i love kit ((but man oh man i look at the amount of threads i have on here versus the amount i have on kit and its like
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((well of course im over there more--i can actually count the things i have to do over there. and one of them finished! and another one has a finish line i can conceivably get to! cant say much for the other threads but im sure a finish line can be gotten.
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((i do feel bad that activity has waned over here. again, carol has a lot of shit still happening and a lot of things i still havent properly addressed. the ideas are in my head, its just ((pen has to touch paper, y'know? that's it, that's all it is. i dont wanna take on new threads here because i get this anxiety that its just gonna stall me from actually doing things. i already have important threads that do need to get finished that i simply havent touched in like, weeks.
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((maybe i just need to find these threads and hyper focus on them and then like, one or two more things. have something that can keep my sanity, well, sane. because otherwise it is going to be very hard for me to keep up things over here.
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((i pray that this same issue doesnt occur on qkd. ive been thinking about implementing a thread cap of sorts, just so the overwhelming thing doesnt happen.
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((still need to think about things tho. my mind is being RACKED as of current.))
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ilyluffy · 2 years
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apollooooo! thank you for recommending my hanma one-shot ♡ giving you the biggest squeeze rn you have no idea how happy i was to see you in my notifs aaaaaaaaa WHY AM I NOT USING ALL CAPS
hello!!! :> no thank you needed <3333 i read the fic before reblogging it to the network and it was so good!! was more than happy to reblog hehe. i hope you have the bestest day today :D
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toranekooo · 2 years
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Hi again, for the event, can I request for #ffc9f3 + Hiyori from Honeyworks? Thank you.
I love your edits so much, they are so pretty.
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☆ ⊱┊pastel hiyori suzumi wallpapers!
AAAAAAAAA TUNE I AM THANKING U SM RN AAAAAAA this is my first time editing hiyori for a request!!! i had so much fun making these UWAAA im vv happy with them!! hiyo is my favorite idol series girl and falls a close second to sena for being my fave hnw girl in general SOBBING. i actually wanted to use some caps i have from the anime BUT i needed an opportunity to show off my favorite hanipre cards and tada!! i hope u like them!! i tried making a pattern with the wallpaper on the left but it ended up crooked and i gave up KJDHHD ANYWAY I RLLY WANNA TELL U I LOVED MAKING THESEEEEE I GOT SO HAPPY AAA
and i almost missed it but thank you for the compliments +///////+ i usually have no idea how to respond to nice things but im always struggling with thinking if my edits r good enough and seeing ppl's reactings fo it reassure me and make my heart go dokidoki tbh KDHDJBDH
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parentifiedchild · 10 months
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long vent, all caps
NO NONONONO PLEASE PLEASE STOP MAKING ME TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD I NEVER WANTED THIS FOR ME I DINT NEED TO INFLUENCE HIM LIKE THAT YOU ARE HUS FUCKING FATHER AND STEPMOM FUCKING WATCH HIM I DONT GIVE A FUCK BRO WHU AM I WATCHING HIM EVERY TIMW YOU HAVE YOURE WEEK SCHEDULE SHIT WHEN YIU DONT HAVE HIM PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE IM HIS MOTHER AND I KNOW THE ANSWERS IT CAUSES MAJOR DYSPHORIA AAAAAAAAA
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look it's adrien noir 😁
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he looks a little bald here like he has no hair when you look at his backside/hj
YELLING WAIT IS THIS A FANART OR EDIT OR SMTH OR DOES THIS EVER CANONICALLY HAPPEN I forgot mlb existed for a while and now I'm not caught up anymore mmmmmmmmmm
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redorich · 3 years
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It stays in the pit
TW: sparring, weapons, cuts, fighting, hallucinations, minor mention of blood, angst
Hey it’s Split again! Follow me maybe? @split-em I have a lot more oneshots like these coming!
I like attention so maybe drop a like if you enjoy this! It’s about Hermit!Tommy sparring False,, but with a twist!!
This actually has so many words my fingers hurt aaaaaaaaa
Hey uh idk how to do a read more,, maybe if you want you can do that again pleasey? Also I love your hermit Tommy stuff keep up the great work!
(redorich here, thank you for the food lol)
‘It stays in the pit.’
Simple words that mean oh, so much.
When you’re reminded of the horrible memories that come with those words WHILE fighting, they mean so much more.
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The newest build on hermitcraft is an underground, boxing ring style pit. There are stairs leading into a giant room below ground level with audience benches, a storage room with every different kind of weapon and armour, and a boxing ring in the middle.
When False offered to spar Tommy, she suggested they could do it in the new build that had not yet had its first official match. What made it even better, was that this would be Tommy’s first actual match against False since he first came to the server. She has been training him for months, improving his fighting techniques and strategies. You could say he went under her wing, and now he was ready to spread his own. This was a ‘student duels master’ fight, and the hermits wanted to witness it. They wanted to see how much Tommy had improved.
Though they over exaggerated juuuust slightly, because that sparring suggestion turned into a three (3) round mini tournament, and every single hermit wanted to watch.
Annoyingly bright lights shine down on the otherwise dark, amazingly massive room. The adrenaline in the air is intoxicating; downright addicting. Voices yell loudly, people scream and shout while waving, cameras are out, and Iskall is taking bets by the entrance.
Tommy and False stand across from each other, a confident smirk on each of their faces. The handle of an iron sword is gripped tightly in their hands, and the hermits watching are on the edge of their seats already. Tension mixed with excitement crashes down in waves. It chokes Tommy, but also sends his blood pressure through the roof. He feels like his head is underwater, but he’s walking on clouds. Never in his life has he been so excited yet so scared.
But god, does he want to win.
He exhaled, practically bouncing back and fourth as he waited for the countdown. False’s stare made him break into a cold sweat, but he composed himself. ‘This wouldn’t have been such a big deal if we were alone,’ he thought ‘but this is way more exciting than just fighting on the ground.’
That’s when he heard it.
Tommy looked up. The mayor, Scar, sat higher than any hermit in a chair on a ledge like you’d find in those old time-y theatres. His smile was proud, and he arched with peaked interest. “Holy shit,” Tommy breathed out, glancing back to his opponent “the mayor..”
B-Dub’s voice could be heard shouting with glee. He clearly was just as pumped as the rest of the audience, and you could head the smile in his voice as he counted down through a megaphone.
“Remember, no hard feelings. This is for fun!”
The fighter’s eyes met. False gave him a nod, Tommy looked down at his sword.
“WE ALL GOOD?!”
Tommy was shaking, out of fear or adrenaline he couldn’t tell.
“READY!”
False took in the younger boy, all she could think of was how proud of him she was. Look how far he had came. He went from this quiet and kept to himself boy, to an amazing friend that was full of energy.
“STEADY!”
Impulse looked quite concerned. He didn’t think it would become this big of deal, the sparring offer. But here he sat, chewing on his nails, waiting for what would happen. The rate the energy here made his heart rate increase was higher than any amount of sports drink or red bull could ever manage.
“SET!”
Tommy laughed. He needed to release everything. So he laughed, and felt all his stress melt away. Right now, fight. Right now, focus. Fight like she taught you.
“GO!”
Instantly, the teenager made the first move. No hesitation and certainly no mercy was shown as he swung his sword quick as lightning. It collided with the wood of False’s shield and he was thrown back slightly. False used this to her advantage and advanced on him, slicing horizontally with a small shake of her head.
“FALSE!! GO FALSE!!”
“TOMMY, DODGE!”
Tommy ducked, barely missing the sharp blade, and decided to fake. He stepped forward, jerking the sword forward and waited for False’s shield to come down from it’s position in front of her face before the cold metal cut her shoulder. His next swing was parried, and False managed to make him stumble to the ground as their blades touched and they both pushed with all their might. Cheers rang out, but both fighters knew it wasn’t over.
“WHAT THE-“
“YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING!”
“COME ON KID, LETS GO!”
He saw her raise her sword in the corner of his eye, and in an instant he rolled to the left. Successfully dodging the attack, Tommy quickly put an arrow in a crossbow and hit her..in the wrong arm. “Shit” he hissed. What would Technoblade think of that stupid mistake? False used the pause to take him by surprise and use her other arm to slash him in the thigh with her newly equipped iron axe.
“GET UP, GET UP!”
“COME ON DUDE, GET UP”
He couldn’t. He couldn’t stand. The boy raised one hand, and False stepped away with a smile. If this was anyone else, Tommy would’ve gotten angry. He would’ve cursed them out or spat on their shoe. But this was False, and he knew that smile was one of genuine happiness.
“THE WINNER OF ROUND ONE (1) IS FALSE!”
Screeches and ‘awws’ were muffled in Tommy’s ears by the sound of his heart. He panted, before a dopey grin found it’s way to his face. False helped the other stand, and Cleo was quick to administer healing potions to both of them. “Never let your guard down.” False advised. He could tell she wasn’t mad, but rather in the mood for a quick lesson.
Once the hermit’s noise had died down and the fighters were back in their corners, all healed to full health and full saturation, round two (2) began.
“READY!”
“I’m gonna beat ya, bitch” he swore in his now usual Tommy fashion. False shook her head and couldn’t bite back the chuckle that escaped her
“STEADY!”
“Stop swearing. And, in your dreams.”
“SET!”
“Lets turn this up then, yeah?”
“GO!”
It was different now, they both turned up the heat. They couldn’t help it, it was so much fun to spar and the hermits’ energy only made them feel better and more excited.
Tommy was first again, sprinting towards the older then jumping high with arms gripping an axe above his head. False held her shield up and ran, blocking his attack.
“OH MY GOD!”
“THIS IS NOTHING LIKE LAST TIME”
He slid back with a smirk and their blades collided again. False started running. Tommy loaded a crossbow and advanced, quickly dashing behind her and shooting her back. False hit the ground hard, but held up as she kicked forward and got back on her feet.
“YES! GO FALSE!”
“COME ON TOMMY, DONT TAKE THAT”
“TAKE HER DOWN!”
They ran together, Tommy swung, she dodged, she swung, he jumped out of the way. False blocked an incoming sword swing, but was shocked when she was jerked forward after a fish hook implanted itself in her shirt.
“WHAT??”
“WAIT WHAT”
He cried out, laughing the loudest he had in a long time, as he pulled False towards him with a fishing rod. He pinned her to the ground with his sword pointed to her neck. His grin spanned ear to ear.
“TOMMY!!! WOO LETS GOO!”
“THAT WAS AMAZING HOLY SHIT”
An uproar was heard, people were standing up and others stared in amazement. They totally forgot that was allowed, it seemed. False didn’t really think to use the fishing rod, she didn’t think Tommy would bother to either. But, Etho insisted on it anyway just in case. Same with the crossbow.
False raised a hand, accepting defeat. Tommy helped her up this time, his sweaty palm and bony fingers holding her hand that had knuckles white from her death grip on her sword. Impulse helped Cleo to pass them towels. The break started, and the two returned to their corners once again.
“TOMMY WINS ROUND 2 (2)!”
Tommy popped the cap off his water bottle and chugged it, gasping for breath. He had no idea how tired he was until now. His bones ached and his body screamed to stop, but he payed it no mind once again. He used the towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead. Cleo rubbed a healing potion onto his wounds. “You’re doing amazing, that fishing rod trick was awesome.”
“Thanks, Dream taught me it after I saw him use it in a manhunt.”
He stood back up, babbling on about how ‘all the women are going to be cheering me on when I win.’ False rolled her eyes “focus, Tommy. Women can wait.”
“WOMEN ARE IMPORTANT. I WOULD KNOW, IM A LESBIAN. WAIT, NO-“
“FINAL ROUND!!! THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND!”
Grian and Mumbo sat next to one another, the smaller of the two standing up with his hands on the rail in front of him as he cheered. He wanted to cheer for both, but he supposed for the sake of competition he had to pick a side, and decided he would support his newest friend Tommy. “LETS GOO! COME ON,, WOO!! GO TOMMY!!”
“READY!!”
“Tommy, I want you to know, no hard feelings, okay?” False looked at him. It wasn’t with pity, but friendship. Tommy nodded. “No matter what happens, it stays here.”
“STEADY!!!”
“It stays in the pit.” The moustached man mumbled, arms crossed and watching the two with peaked interest.
“What?” Grian questioned, sending a puzzled glance to the other hermit.
“It stays in the pit. Techno said it to me as a joke, he said it was something his friends said when he and Tommy duelled.” He explained, not taking his eyes off the boxing ring in the centre of the practically stadium-sized room.
“Oh..” Grian thought for a moment, before a smile formed on his face once again.
“SET!!!”
“IT STAYS IN THE PIT, TOMMY!!” He cheered, putting his fist in the air. He tried his hardest to make his voice heard, despite sitting a little ways away.
“What?” Tommy’s voice was small, and his eyes widened. His whole being stood still. Who was that? They didn’t..they didn’t just say..?
“IT STAYS IN THE PIT!!”
His eyes darted around the room, and suddenly the underground room seemed a lot smaller.
Tommy had never considered it a ‘pit.’ To him, it was a just a boxing ring that was below ground level slightly. It had no significance. He didn’t care what it was, he was just happy to have somewhere to fight.
But after hearing that, suddenly he was back in that dammed pit with his damned brother and his damned friends watching him
But after hearing that, suddenly False was no longer across from him
It was Technoblade
“GO GO GO!!!”
His iron sword dropped to the ground. “You killed Tubbo.” A look False had never seen before came across Tommy, and she didn’t know what to think. This wasn’t right.
All he could feel was pure rage. It fuelled his actions. The teen basically flew towards False at full speed. “What-“
“YOU KILLED TUBBO!” She was cut off as Tommy pinned her to the floor, “Tommy stop-“
“SHUT UP!” He spat violently, seeing nothing but red. His skinny hands clenched into fists as he threw punch after punch into her face.
“TOMMY!”
“HEY WHAT THE FUCK, GET HIM OFF”
“GET HIM OUT OF THE RING!” Scar ordered, his voice booming out over the crowds shocked gasps
“YOU BETRAYED POGTOPIA” He shouted, his voice loud and rough. This wasn’t Tommy. His eyes were cold and piercing, his face was flushed “YOU CALLED SCHLATT PRESIDENT, YOU SICK FUCK. YOU BETRAYED US!!” Big, salty tears ran down his cheeks as False’s wrists that attempted to block the punches were twisted. She screeched out in pain.
“ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!” Tommy knuckles bled, but he didn’t care. He wouldn’t stop, he couldn’t stop. All he ever wanted that day was to kill Technoblade. Techno had killed his best friend, and betrayed his own family. He deserved to die. “YOU BETRAYED ME AND WILBUR. I WANT TO KILL YOU!!”
Tommy’s arms were restrained by Etho and Doc. “LET ME GO, LET ME GO!” He trashed and kicked, blinded by anger and hurt. They exchanged horrified glances, and tried to calm him down. Nothing worked.
False was crying. Her eyes were already swelling up and she was just in the purest form of pain. Some hermits comforted her, while others dragged Tommy out of the ring and away from whatever the fuck just happened.
“TOMMY WHAT THE FUCK” he was screamed at by a couple people, while being shaken by the ones that could tell this wasn’t what it seemed.
“Stop it! Stop you’re making it worse! Let me through” Impulse pushed his way through the crowd, eyes widening as he saw the young boy snarling and pulling to get out of the two men’s grips. Tommy looked feral. “Stop crowding him!”
He knelt down and gently shook the other.
“Tommy, you’re in Hermitcraft. Okay? Grian’s here, Impulse is here, False is here. Technoblade is gone. Tubbo is okay. You’re safe, you’re in Hermitcraft.” He sighed with relief as Tommy came to, the anger in his eyes being replaced with tiredness and confusion.
“Wha..” Tommy went to grab his head, only to find his arms restrained. He panicked, “NO DREAM IM SORRY-“
“Calm down! Tommy you’re safe, you are restrained by Doc and Etho right now, okay? You tried to kill False.” Impulse explained
“I what?!” Tommy gasped, still trying to wiggle his way out. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Why would he ever want to kill False?! Last thing he could remember is that he was sparring, then someone shouted something about..
“..the pit.” His voice went quiet. Impulse nodded in understanding. “Technoblade”
“..yeah.” Tommy thought about what happened. He thought False was his brother. He..he tried to hurt False.
.
Back in the audience, Grian sat completely still, staring in shock. Mumbo had a hand clamped over his mouth. The smaller looked to his friend, scared. “Mumbo, Did..did Techno tell you why he duelled Tommy?” He shook his head
“No..but he said Tommy wasn’t happy Techno won. I thought he meant the dude was a sore loser..”
Grian and Tommy exhale in sync, their hearts beating fast and hard, trying to process everything.
“What the fuck did I just do”
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This has like,, 2 700 words kill meeee
Well I hope you enjoyed that, I accidentally hyperfixated on the idea of Tommy getting pit flashbacks after reading an ask about it so now it’s 3AM! I got this done in 2 hours!
Should I upload these to Ao3??? Let me know!
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HI HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY LOVE AND ADMIRATION FOR U AND BOW DOWN TO UR CREATIVE WRITING GENIUS AND GODLINESS IN AN EXTREMELY LONG ASK
i would also like to say, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGJJGSLJJSKDJJJFJKSDFJSJFJSODJFDFJ”
that was live footage of me reading wrong number asshole bECAUSE THAT SERIES WAS JUST SO ❗️❗️❗️DAMN ❗️❗️❗️GOOD❗️❗️
Everything. the nervous and overthinking reader. bakugo being a major douchebag tsundere. wingman kirishima. the GOD-TIER HUMOR. THE POP ROCKS!!!!!! EVERYTHING WAS ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR.
I’ll be honest, when i realized it was part smau i was like ehhhh i dont rly know BUT U BLEW MY EXPECTATIONS COMPLETELY OUT OF THE WATER. you ... YOU are such a RARE tumblr gem and i say that bc there are only a few select people who have the ✨quality✨ of writing that you do. And I’m a very picky reader, so that’s saying something. I really, REALLY loved the way u portray bakugo. Because he’s more than just an angry Pomeranian, he also has his own insecurities and things that he genuinely really cares about. And i think it just goes to show how good of a writer you are because i can tell you really did a deep character analysis of him and it was anything but superficial.
i read wrong number for the first time back in may and was secretly reading it during math class AND SO many hours of sleep were lost over this but it was 100% worth it 😁😁😁
at the end of pretty much every chapter was me just screaming into my pillow in the darkness of my room at like 2 am. i also just recently reread it and OH MY GOD i forgot how funny the first few parts are. Also !!! The way i fRICKIN RELATE TO Y/N JESUS CHRIST I FELT EVERYTHING IN MY SOUL
here are some of my favorite lines from the series:
“But I also think you tend to fixate on reasons to leave instead of looking for reasons to stay.”
Yeahhhhh, when i read this for the first time I literally said oof. out loud. because that’s literally me. This line just,,, hit me yk.
It was an insecurity of yours, always believing that you had to be the one in the wrong. That the only reason someone could ever be upset was because you made them that way.
YEAH REMEMBER HOW I SAID I RELATED TO Y/N. YEAH. IT”S THIS.
Instead of him, it was just you- alone and waiting and etched with a ugly tattoo you should’ve never expected to guarantee forever.
ok so i rly like this line partly because again, i relate, but also just the WORDS. UGHHH that last part “you should’ve never expected to guarantee forever’ STOP EYE-
It’s strange- the way your heart seems to be breaking entirely and rebuilding itself completely all at the same time. It’s a wave crashing against your ribs- pushing and pulling and tumbling and pushing and pulling and turning and twisting and- calming when you look at his face. When you look at the way his hair sits and the way his jaw slopes and the way his eyes meet yours. It’s death and completetion and rebirth and red, red wildfire.
It’s your old life scorching and curling and burning up. And it’s your new, better, warmer life rising from the ashes.
AAAAAAASKDFJSDKLFJDS THE IMAGERY THE RHYTHM OH MY GOODNESS THE TALENT
Something in his eyes seems so tiny and small and unsure at your words, and it breaks your heart. There aren’t enough words in the world for all you want to say in that moment, so you just take his head in your hands, kiss him with every bit of care and concern you hold for him.
When you pull back, he won’t look at you, his cheeks gone nearly as red as his vulnerable eyes. His shoulders shake, and he takes a deep breath, turning his head to place a tiny little kiss into the palm of your hand. He doesn’t say anything, but the tiny action communicates almost everything you need to know.
PLS BC I AM VERY TOUCHSTARVED SO JUST THE IDEA OF BAKUGO KISSING MY PALM AAAAHHHHHHHH
Bakugou fights it, going rigid and stiff and resitant at first. He hardly looks at you, just barely, but you catch his gaze and nod. It’s all it takes before he’s allowing himself to sink into you, his arms pulling you closer.
It’s hesitancy, than acceptance and than desperation, and suddenly he’s holding you so tightly, clutching at you like you’re gonna fade. Like you’ll slip through his calloused fingers. It makes you ache. Sends volts of throbbing pain through your chest that have you squeezing him tighter.
It makes you want to sob- the way he seemed so resistant to softness despite being so obviously starved for it. You wondered if anyone else had stuck around this long; if anyone else had noticed just how desperate he was for someone to finally hear him.
again. THE IMAGERY. JUST SEEING HIM SLOWLY MELT INTO A HUG AND THEN SQUEEZE YOU AS TIGHT AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AAAAAAAAA SOMEONE GIVE THIS TOUCHSTARVED BOI A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD oh wait y/n already did that ahaha
The completion you’d felt from this kiss far surpassed the charged kisses from earlier. This was kissing him just because you could, because you wanted to, and you were sure this was heaven- at least, as close to heaven as any one human should ever be allowed to get.
It felt like flying, like hurtling above the earth and surging through the clouds. Like you were Icarus and you breached the atmosphere to soar against the surface of the sun. His hands fell to the base of your spine, pressing you firmly against him, and suddenly you knew. Knew it for sure, in your bones like it’d always been carved in there-you might’ve been Icarus, but he’d never let you fall. You would get to blister and scorch and burn for as long as you’d wanted but your wax would never melt. There was no fear when falling with him. Falling for him.
You pull away, but you don’t go too far. Don’t think you could separate even if you tried. Katsuki was an addiction, a powerful, potent thing and the only salve for that itch in your skin was being close to him. As close as you could possibly manage.
NOT THE ICARUS METAPHOR PLS ARE U TRYING TO MAKE ME FALL EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH THIS SERIES EYE- ONCE AGAIN UR WRITING TALENT BLOWS ME AWAY
“Good.” He mumbles juvenilely, looking anywhere to avoid your eyes. “Die then. Fuckin’ burn, you witch.”
I remember the first time i read this i FRICKIN DIED OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY i was crying at like 3 am
Grabbing his chin, you pulled him in, guiding until his lips met yours. You felt him smile as you kissed him, and you realized you were wrong. That first real kiss might’ve been nice; but it wasn’t heaven- itwas only the gateway to paradise. But this? This was the real Elysium.
His body moved against yours, so close and warm and pliant. He was letting you set the pace, without resistance or force or argument for the very first time. There had been a lot of past kisses, you had hardly been able to keep yourself off of him, but none of them had never felt like this before. He’d never trusted you like this before. You got to be the one taking and taking and taking where’d you spent so long giving.
It was consummation. Finality. Your perfect ending.
*SCREAMS*
AGAIN WITH THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THIS REALLY IS THE PERFECT FIC ON GOD
i’ll have u know that this is my Official Designated Comfort Fic (insert trademark symbol).
THANK YOU. YOU ARE A WRITING GOD. I BOW DOWN TO YOUR GREATNESS. Also sorry for this extremely long ask and the overwhelming use of caps lock
have u ever,, have u ever read something that brings literal tears to ur eyes. that brings so much serotonin that its almost criminal
bc this, this ask is everything for me. u rllY SAID THAT MY FIC IS UR DESIGNATED COMFORT FIC?? THATS MY FAVORITE THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME
YOU HAVE FAVORITE LINES?? FROM SOMETHING I WROTE??? DO U- I literally cannot even begin to describe how much this means to me.
@ur-local-reality-shifter , i adore u my lovely
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A Visual Reference guide to my thoughts through Agony of a Witch
This is a visual guide of my reactions to Wing it Like Witches, written with notes I took during the episode that were typically stream of consciousness. Well, they said it would be an angsty week. I can take it. Let’s see now…
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Oh my.
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Well this is different.
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This is very different
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Oh hey, Lily! How are you, hon? I trust you’re well?
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I’m wondering if he’s collecting witches just to absorb their power...
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“Gah! What the frell--?! Oh, it’s just you.”
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Hm, now she might actually be a legitimate threat. How are they gonna get out of this one? Lily, come on, you’re better than this…
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Oof, that title.
...Does he have a head for that hat?
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Hm, seems like she’s rolling out a proper military force…
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AAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FRELL?!
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ARE THEY EMPTY?! I HOPE THEY’RE EMPTY!
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“Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting owls…”
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Owl season!
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Witch season
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Lily nearly killed herself again! It’s okay, just walk it off, friend...
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“Lily, you magnificent witch, I read your book!”
Where’d she get those field glasses? Oh god, Eda and Patton, there’s so many thoughts in there...
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Huh, nice scarf, Eda! As a fellow scarf aficionado, I approve.
“Dude’s getting beaten up in the background--”
This ain’t about him.
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*Click
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click*
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“Mom, I don’t like it when you tempt fate like--”
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“Oh dren.”
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Huh...that look at her younger self...
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I don’t have a quip, this was just funny
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Whoa. Mom really burned through her prescription.
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“Jeez you’re morbid!”
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“I’m fine!”
Eda, friend, pal, you just drank an entire month’s prescription
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DON’T MAKE LUZ SAD!
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“Parallel arm thing”, I love it
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Aww, I thought she was just gonna keep the fabric for herself!
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Luz, where’s your girlfriend?
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WHAT THE FRELL, HOOTY?! WHAT IS THIS, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!
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Luz, go find Amity right now. I’m sure she knows the brain bleach spell.
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Hah! That bird!
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Luz, where’s your girlfriend?
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Luz, where’s your girlfriend?
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Luz where’s your--?! Is that an owl baby?
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...I’m having serious questions about free will right now.
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Luz, where’s your girlfriend?
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LUZ, THE HEIST IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOUR GIRLF--
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“Emperor built it as a symbol of unity. Before he came to power, people were doing magic all wrong. He taught us that the only way to respect the power the Titan gave us was to join covens.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE YOTZ?! FIRST OF ALL THIS IS LIKE THAT RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA ISSUE OF PLANETARY, AND SECOND OF ALL, WHAT THE FRELL?! WHITEWASHING, COLONIALISM, NATIVE AMERICAN BOARDING SCHOOLS! RED ALERT, RED ALERT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Oh, there’s Amity!
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Whoo, continuity! And, boo, continuity!
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“Shut up.” Well, I can’t see her siding with Lily anytime soon. I like the detail on her cast. That frees her up for the next episode.
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“Some”. BOO, DOWN WITH ECONOMIC CLASS!
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Hogwarts. Well, we’re in for some chop.
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“Peace”? People die every day because they don't have mixed magic!
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Oh no. Oh no. Oh dren dren dren! “Savage Ages”?! “Wild magic?!” DISHONORED THE TITAN?! AAAAA THIS IS THE TRIPODS!
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"USE MAGIC PROPERLY"?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THIS IS THE TRIPODS! THEY'VE BEEN CAPPED, THEY'VE ALL BEEN CAPPED! LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR! I AM OZYMANDIAS, I MET A STRANGER FROM AN ANTIQUE LAND
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Oh hey Luz, what're you up to, sweetie?
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POWER MUST BE SHARED, THE UNION MAKES US STRONG. HE SHOULDN’T HAVE THIS POWER
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WHAT IF THESE WERE COMMON PLACE BEFORE?! IT'S LIKE THE WATCH! AUTOMATIQUE! AUTOMATIQUE! TICK, TICK, TICK
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YES LUZ, TAKE BACK THE POWER FOR THE COMMON FOLK! THEY SHALL RUE THE DAY THEY DARED TO
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WAIT NO DON’T
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Oh hey, Lily, what’s going on?
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...Lily did you eat that bird?
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Good luck with puberty. Hehehehe-- [spit take] AAAA FORESHADOWING?!
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Huh, more Tolkien vibes, the heroes are organic while the baddies have serious steampunk...
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Luz, sweetie, please be careful!
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What. The frell.
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Oh...h-hey Sauron...
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I WAS RIGHT HE’S ABSORBING MAGIC HE REALLY IS SAURON
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I’M RIGHT WITH YOU, LUZ
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[shudder], Frak, it’s like that GTA easter egg...
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Who’s that voice…? Ah, a fellow Welshman…
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Looks like the heart in Eda’s diagram…
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THE FRELL THEY’RE SCREAMING IN AGONY!
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Aw, mom’s making stuff
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Oh hey, is that Narsil?
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OH GOD NO PLEASE NOT AN IMPOSTER SUBPLOT
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OOOHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU
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Hey, she’s got her girlfriend’s grabby hands
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Aww, he just pet it!
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Nice, nice, blowtorch
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Aww, that poor guard
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...how does Gus know the worm? I forgot that was even a thing
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“I can feel the magic! It just cured my...whatever it is I didn’t know I had!”
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Aww, your best self!
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Aww, Willow! It’s like Samwise and being tempted by the ring!
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“You cannot hide...I see you...there is no life in the void...only death.”
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Oh...hi Saruman.
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Also, “pet”? RACIST!
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Wait that round artifact...
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BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH
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Mom’s happy!
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I need a King plushie.
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WAAAAAHHH SHE WAS GONNA GET LUZ A GIFT
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...Then the badness happened!
“Did someone touch my frakking kid?
...Lily.”
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“Oh hey Edalyn! I see you accepted my challenge of--”
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“Um.”
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“What the yotz, Edalyn?! You coulda killed me!”
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“AAAAAA”
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“So I kidnapped a kid, what’s the big deal?”
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Mom is mad…
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Lily, that kid is one of exactly two things keeping her from removing your tonsils out through your ears. Don’t mess with her.
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“That’s my kid you’ve got, Lily.”
Also, she’s totally right.
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“Huh. Maybe she’s actually attached to this kid.”
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DANA EDA IS SCARING ME
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Lot of anime influence…
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[CRITICAL SPEECH FAILURE: UNABLE TO FABRICATE NEW WORDS]
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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[SPEECH CENTER RESTORED]
I’m speechless.
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Oh yeah, BRING THE RAIN EDA!
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LILY?! WHAT THE YOTZ ARE YOU--?!
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OH...YOU...FRAKKING...COWARD! YOU FRAKKING WINNOWILL IMPERSONATOR! YOU’RE USING A KID AS A HUMAN SHIELD! YOU COWARD, YOU--YOU--
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I agree with Eda on the pathetic! Lily, you can’t beat her without a human shield! A child human shield!
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Good thinking, Luz!
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They looked down on each other. Now that’s interesting familial baggage...
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Hey, you were the one who was team captain and boasted about that--
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...
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YOU...YOU...YOU WHAT?!
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LILY YOU DID WHAT?! YOU...OH, I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS!
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DON’T KILL HER EDA, THAT’S WRONG, BUT I WON’T MIND IF YOU PUNCH HER TEETH--
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TAP-DANCING CHRIST WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Oh no.
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...
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No...
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“Once was blind, but now I see...”
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YOU MONSTER! GET HER LUZ, GET HER!
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OH YOTZ OWLBERT!
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SHE’S YOUR SISTER YOU DRENNED MONSTER! I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE KIDS, BUT YOU’RE STILL HOLDING ONTO THAT?! 
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"Go back to your world, this one is ours." Well then, we gotta bring Earth here.
WAIT WAS SHE WRITING THE LETTERS--?!
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Oh...Invader Zim reference…
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OOOHH! YOU POOR KID!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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af1899 · 3 years
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FEH - So... quick thoughts on [CYL 2021]
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The [Feh Channel] was released here and we’ve finally got news on artwork, base kit and stats on everyone, I’ll share some early thoughts and reactions on each of the four, plus the identity of the new [Grand Hero Battle] unit right below, feel free to read on.
First of all, you might be most interested on our latest [Grand Hero Battle] unit, that’s... Pelleas “Ashnard’s Orphan”, going to be available starting August 18th at 4:00 a.m. (GMT-3). Quite the interesting pick and the guy deserved to be added to the game for a long time, he's a [Grand Hero Battle] because he's fought (albeit optionally) in a snowy map early on part 4, and he has a smaller room for growth compared to most of the cast in the game.
Now, I’ve read he’s using a generic red tome with a lion pattern engraved on it, this could very well mean it’ll have [Fury 3] or something similar, but this is a R.I.P. for him because he gets no PRF to stand out and is just going to be another free infantry red tome in 2021... ugh... but I’ll wait and see on the data mine when it rolls out tomorrow.
Next up, kits for everyone and stats:
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(As for what are the other skills other than the weapons, feel free to check the trailer linked above)
Now, I’ll order the characters from most to least anticipated by me, along with what I think of each:
Marianne: I’d say she’s the absolute winner for me but... much as I adore her, I actually feel rather mixed about this alt. She comes with [Atk/Spd Unity] which reverses field penalties on those stats and her kit+stats priming her for pure offense on player phase, she’s going to be really fast and able to take in a large portion of damage for the first strike from the enemy per combat. Not really shabby and actually really interesting colorless tome offensive unit, but I’d have liked to see a version of her wielding [Blutgang] after timeskip... I’m guessing we’ll see that in an alt like the Valentian Whitewings. Sadly, I’ve been eagerly waiting for [Atk/Spd Unity] so that my Clarisse would have it, but the worst thing that could happen is that she already has the other two passive skillas Marianne has, so I think I’ll keep waiting. As for artwork, I like it but at the same time, I feel slightly uncomfortable by the styling itself, Marianne’s expression in her special art is particularly bothersome but not to the extent I’d be upset about... it just feels odd, like maybe another artist such as Asatani Tomoyo might have proposed a take that’s more my liking.
Eirika: she’s kind of a special case here, in this ocassion, she takes up on Ephraim’s weapon and garment, I actually like this idea, since it references her strong connection with her beloved brother. The art is pretty and I find it refreshing her hair is tied into a ponytail this time; but now, in terms of gameplay, she plays similarly to Marianne, yet there are many glaring differences for sure, like lowered damage reduction and easy stats plus follow-up negation effects nulled, making of her yet another excellent [Windsweep 3] source. *Presses F in the chat for Lifis* She also carries a powercrept [Swift Sparrow 3] which I have no doubt will be inheritable, as it can heal the user by large amounts, complimenting skills with large cooldowns like [Aether] really well (do note that works when an offensive skill triggers in-battle).
Marth: the wait has been long worth for his fans, although I was never too drawn by him, I still like him from the Akaneia titles (yes, I just used an old translation all right). Although he’s just another infantry sword user, I actually appreciate he’s doning Anri’s armor, Marth’s ancestor from old times, the concept itself is actually so good and the artwork is impressive. From a gameplay standpoint: his weapon is loaded with a ton of effects that require consistent stat boosting in field for the maximum effect, fortunately, you don’t have to worry as much about positioning allies near Marth, just keeping them buffed with at least a +5 on everything, Fae with her preference weapon (no need to refine) got you covered, but having a total of 25 is enough and easy to make of him a powerhouse. Again, he also comes pre-built, without any need for investment except of course adding an assist skill like for Eirika and Marianne, slightly gearing towards enemy phase but rather flexible to build.
Gatekeeper: I never hated (or will hate) him, he’s a well revered guard in the Garreg Mach Monastery with a cheerful and dutiful attitude that I like.. I’m just not really attached to him nor find the popular meme that interesting or funny. Anyway, I have to admit that I.S. went very creative with his quotes, epithet and skill naming (and did you see that weapon’s animation? That’s crazy). His artwork is amazing too, you just have to look at all the detail on it like the castle on Gatekeeper’s background and his teammates accompanying him in his special attack. As for gameplay, he’s pure enemy phase, a strong and durable mixed wall with tendence towards buffing his physical defense and carries an ability to block the enemy’s advancement and warping skills within an area centered on him, plus he also offers a little support as well, a rather interesting unit indeed, I don’t think he’ll be too annoying or even a common threat in PvP, but he might see use in some situations.
As for my free summon, I’m probably picking Eirika actually, I quite like her and that new A-skill plus [Atk/Spd Menace] on regular pool is looking spicy, perhaps my Nyx is going to love these, but I’ll wait for data mine to confirm inheritance restrictions on all new non-PRF skills.
Oh, I almost forgot but we’re getting a {Dragonflower} stat boost cap increase as follows:
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And these rewards tomorrow:
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I like this because my Sonya will have 69 base attack for a month but again my maxed out projects will be incomplete aaaaaaaaa.
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roxygobyebye · 3 years
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HeNLO I'm here to ask about your babbi OCs :D Which ones are mum friends, which ones are the DAD friends, and which ones are just bastard children causing trouble? Which ones always prank each other? What are the pranks? Which ones have Ghosts that act as mum friends and want their Guardians to stay out of trouble, and which ones have Ghosts that support their Guardian's BULL and go full on CHAOS mode? K thanks lub u 💕
Oh my GOD O can't believe I forgot this was in my drafts! SINCE LAST YEAR!! HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS IT IM SO SORRY IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS IGNORING YOU 😭😭
Aaaaaaaaa okay here's the list of them all, first: Rose-23, Sunshine-5 and Barnaby-19 with their Ghosts Dulce, Mocha and Hannibal, Roxy with her Ghost Wall-e, Constantine-9 and Levi-12 with their as yet unnamed Ghosts, and finally Dirk-2 and Conran-7 and their Ghosts Moira and Suzanna.
(if anyone wants to help name Con and Levi's Ghosts then you are quite welcome to!)
The mum friend, here, would be Rose—she's a Warlock, Void main, and she's retired from the front lines and runs an underground Exo-only bar/speakeasy in the lower levels of the City. She's Spanish, bisexual, and she absolutely will beat you up if you damage her bar. She's also well known for being the creator of a vicious cocktail called 'The Blue Denial'. If you drink it and you're not an Exo, you'd better be a Guardian, because you'll need one hell of a rezz for that hangover. Dulce, her Ghost, is a helpful little darling who looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you.
The dad friends... They would be Sunshine and Dirk! Sunshine is a Titan, Solar main, retired from the front lines and now works as a carer for traumatized/mentally/physically ill Guardians. He's English (specifically Cockney), bisexual, and most importantly eight feet tall and built like a brick shithouse. He has thrown Shaxx off the Tower multiple times, and has almost won wrestling matches with Saint a couple times, but not quite. His Ghost, Mocha, is a cinnamon roll and you should tell her so.
Dirk is a Titan, Void main, still on active duty. He's a Scottish gentleman, aro/ace, just him his Ghost and the entire dog and cat population of the City chillin in the park. He gets along very well with Saint; they feed the pigeons together. He smokes a pipe and dresses exclusively in tweed suits like a country gentleman when he isn't on duty. He also speaks like a Scottish twitter shitpost.
Dirk, leaning back in his green plastic lawn chair on his balcony: *looks at the pigeons on the railings* "d'ye ever want tae jus wrap yersel up nice an cosy in tinfoil, an then sit in the microwave an blow yersel tae fuck up?"
Pigeon: *cooes*
Dirk: *sips whiskey* "aye, me tae."
And his Ghost, oh boy, his Ghost...
Moira is terrifying.
She has the malevolence of a bored African Grey, and the frightening intelligence to match. She is coming for your kneecaps and there is nothing you can do to stop her. She lives rent free in my head—rent free because she threatened to shank me. Her favourite hobby is pissing off absolutely any living creature with sight, mostly Fallen and Hive though, since Dirk will be Disappointed In Her if she does it to people and animals. Dirk is the is the only one she ever allows to hold her. He's pretty much the only person she likes, too, apart from Conran and Suzanna.
And now! The bastard children!!
Barnaby, Constantine, Levi, and Conran are chaos gremlins of the highest degree.
Barnaby-19 is a Hunter, Void main, retired from the front lines (unless there is a mission he feels will be fun, in which case he takes it, much to the Vanguard's chagrin). He's also Australian, is very much an "I think I will cause problems on purpose" kind of guy, and is famous in the Tower for cracking open a six pack of Foster's beer in the middle of a Crucible match while capping B all on his own. He's fireteamed with Rose and Sunny.
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💕 💔 💎 for the hyperfixation ask game! :D
hgnhnhnhhhhggnnnnn finally someone asked me something happiness is mine bwa ha ha
anyways
so my current hyperfixations are, uh lemme see here.....Deltarune, Zelda (minish cap my beloved but trains as well and in general), uh bug fables is there too
I think i'll do bug fables today
(THIS GOT SO DAMN LONG BECAUSE I LOVE LEIF BUG FABLES SORRY, EVERYTHING'S BELOW THE CUT)
💕: tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!
I really wanna say chompy bc she's just such a strong female protagonist /j but in all honesty I have to say Leif. Leif my beloved your story is so angsty? hello?? are you alright? can i offer you a therapy coupon please you need it look kabbu and vi volunteered to be your therapists now will you go? I love him and his brutal honesty. his dry wit. his love of cute stuff. his willingness to threaten vi when she tries to use a southern accent. the fact that he's a picky eater. he's a freaking [SPOILER REDACTED] and he's still a picky eater despite how he's still alive. why are you like this
the conflict once he realizes he went into snakemouth in a different time period was really well done, and there were little hints if you tattled in rooms and stuff before you found out. I'll be honest i thought they were glossing over it at first bc it doesn't come up much for a while? like you can beat the game without figuring out what up with him (but pls dont do that he's worth it), there's just little sideplot hooks and stuff. but i kinda like it more that way? i feel like all the team snakemouth character development happened a bit weirdly but still realy well. Kabbu had his whole thing in chapter 5, and Vi gets some stuff in chapter 3, but Leif gets his stuff in chapter 1, the end of 2, the halfway point of 3, the very end of 4, and the optional sidequest dungeon, and that always felt weird to me because the other two each had these strange sidequests to do to complete their character development and unlock something cool and Leif has to do a wild goose chase and a whole fucking dungeon boss and all and idk i like it but it's weird. anyways i feel like him being from the past didnt do much for the plot but BOY HOWDY did it do stuff for his character.
there's all these hints towards the truth behind him throughoit the story and's done so damn well and the spy dialogue for the zombiants contrasted with the other zombie enemies is so weird because he seems to recognize the situation for what it really is (not a true zombie just a possessed corpse) while everyone else thinks it's more a traditional zombie, but his knowledge means when the team goes into the snakemouth lab and starts fighting the other zombies and they notice the similarities and he's noticing weird feelings and the CONFLICT IS DELICIOUS AAAAAAAAA
also did i mention he's fucking hilarious he's the only one in the group with common sense and he uses it to fuck with people. he sees any creature with a sprite smaller than Tanjerin and decides he loves them, if they're round and smol he loves them all; he basically says he'll take good care of pibu the bedbug in the form of a threat because he thinks pibus just that cute and also I feel like he would be teaching spy cards to vi and call her a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck even though he built the deck and she has no clue what she's doing
can you tell i love Leif
💔: tell us about one of your LEAST favorite characters and why you dislike them.
In a serious sense, definitely Hoaxe the Wasp King. he's an intimidating villain, sure. but. uh. what exactly was his plan? what was he gonna do with the everlasting sapling?
he's just a standard villain because the story needed one. he's built up well, but the guy himself is kinda a letdown bc he just tries to oneshot the gang, succeeds the first time, fails the 2nd, and spends the whold battle wasting your resources because everlasting king is next up and he knows it. which from a story standpoint, is pretty cool and smart! waste the enemies resources fighting you so when you power up and get al your strength back they can't stand up to you!
but uh
we all know how that turned out ('he turned himself into a tree kabbu! funniest shit i've ever seen!' - Leif /j); and the ending to his story is so abrupt imo and it feels like we don't get conclusion.
nonserious sense is the fucker on metal island who sold hoaxe that stupid magic crown and wouldn't tell me what any of his stupid items were before i bought them and wouldn't let me into his house for that item i knew was there for so damn long
💎: are there any fun facts or trivia that you would like to share?
i forgot about the game for a while starting like right before 1.1 dropped so when i got back and picked up my hard mode file again i was really confused why kabbu's dash was acted weird bc i though it was like the old one where you just mashed b and hoped you were technically going faster than normal. when i realized i could extend the dash and move quicker with it now i was very confused and looked up the update and it blew my mind lol
oh my god i'm so sorry for rambling! this was really fun though! next one i get i'll answer with either deltarune/undertale responses or zelda responses so look forwards to that ok byyeeeeee
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tomoonine · 4 years
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[reaction] oneus with a swimmer s/o
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hello beb !! i'm so excited to see your reqs are open !!! may i please ask for ONEUS reaction to a swimmer s/o ? i'm in love with weightlifting fairy and the male lead who's a swimmer,, i also like to swim myself >< - 🍫 (and trying to find the courage to send you a message soon, since i can also be bad at keeping the convo going hehe)
☽. as someone who isn’t a swimmer, i hope i did this justice!! also please take your time!! i’d rather wait for you to be comfortable to send a message and interact, just know that I’m ready whenever!! if you enjoyed reading this, check out more in my masterlist! requested: yes; chocolate anon word count: 1.6k words
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[RAVN] —
There’d be sparks in his eyes as he finds out about this, and he’d look at you so lovingly as you passionately talk about your sport!!
Youngjo would really be supportive in your endeavors as an athlete, and he’d always be willing to listen to your stories and complaints about being assigned to the worst lane in the pool lol
Or about that one person who takes way too long in the locker room showers
He doesn’t mind, he just loves to hear about your life as an athlete and it brings him so much joy and pride learning about your capabilities as a swimmer
Especially because he actually can’t swim, he’s just so amazed and proud of you and he slowly learns to appreciate it more because of you!! 
Not sure if he’s willing to learn it though, but he’ll probably consider it since it’s you who’s teaching him (and he’ll definitely flirt with you while you’re at it lol)
Aside from these though, I think something that Youngjo would particularly pay attention to is the design of your swimming attire !!
Since Youngjo is very interested in fashion, I think he’d love to spend his free time going with you to shop for your gear (also gives him an opportunity to know more about the technical aspects of swimming)
He knows just the colors that will not only make you look absolutely stunning, but he somehow magically finds all the best goggles and suits that match best with your team’s official swim cap
You’d end up gaining a reputation for being the most fashionable swimmer in the team
And Youngjo’s heart swells with pride as you tell him that after your training schedules and swim meets uwu
[Seoho] —
Our resident scientist will have a blast learning more about the physics going on behind swimming !!
Overall, I think Seoho would genuinely be curious and try to learn as much as he can about your sport, mostly because he wants to support you in the best way he could uwu
He also probably enjoys watching analysis videos online about swimming
Like you know how there are videos that explain how diving works and the best way to produce a smaller splash as you make contact with the water
And those that explain how swimmers breathe as they perform their strokes, Seoho definitely binge-watches all those
You’re definitely going to hear a lot about his fascination over swimming, and it’s really endearing because some of these stuff are aspects that you’re already aware of
But at the same time, there are times where he finds helpful tips that can help you improve your skills and you’re very thankful for it!!
He’s also going to be amazed at how your hair changes because of the chlorine in the pool, he’s a curious soul with so much wonder in his eyes :,)
Seoho: Did you change your hair color, (Y/N)? :O I love this look on you!! uwu
You: Ah, that’s just the effect of chlorine,,,,
Seoho: O
Seoho: Cool :]
Seoho sometimes clowns you for the swimming cap though, but you’ll catch him trying it on for himself too lmao
That selca he took of him wearing your swim cap is your lockscreen ❤ And it’s kinda funny because his eyelids got pulled upward in the pic ❤
[Leedo] —
As soon as Geonhak finds out you’re a swimmer, he’s definitely going to ask you what your usual training is like!! Particularly your land training drills
You guys frequent the gym and he’s always willing to help you with your own reps uwu He’s very disciplined and he’s honestly very happy that he can spend more time with you like this !!
Congratulations! You just found yourself a new and loyal gym buddy ❤
Unless you actually hate land training, then in that case, I hope you survive 💔
Geonhak himself is very athletic, so I believe that out of all of the members, he’d best sympathize with your experiences as a swimmer!!
He definitely knows how painful it is to be constantly exerting your body for such a physically demanding sport
So he’s checking up on you regularly, making sure you’re free of injuries, and that you were able to stretch before and after training and that you actually did your land training lmao
On one more note, I know this guy is shy, but contrary to what others may think, I don’t think Geonhak would be embarrassed seeing you in swimming attire???
Because I genuinely think that he’d be very professional about it
Maybe he’ll get flustered if you actually bring it up to him though lol
You: Hey Geonhak, can you check if my tan-line is bad?
Geonhak: It doesn’t look bad, you’re alright (Y/N)
You: Also... Don’t you think I cute in this though? 🥺
Geonhak:
[Keonhee] —
Keonhee is an absolute sweetheart and he’s always admires you for everything you do
So if he finds out you’re a swimmer, he’s going to shower you with so much love and he’ll be very astounded by everything you do 🥺
You can do simple moves in swimming but his eyes will always be full of fondness and wonder 🥺
Please, literally just do the push-off by the edge of the pool and he’s always going to react so fondly !!
You: /does the thing/
Keonhee: woAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S MY S/O THEY’RE SO COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although not gonna lie, aside from being a complete sweetheart he’s definitely going to joke around with you a lot
You’d be fresh from the pool and then he’ll run to hug you, and just when you’re about to hug him, he’ll tell you to no !! ur sweaty !! >:(
You: ,,,, this is just water though,,,
Keonhee: no way sweaty mcgee, i know you sweat when you swim !! >:(
Don’t worry, he’ll hug you eventually after teasing you LOL how can he say no to ur affection :,)
The only thing he says no to is your refusal to eat out with him LMAO
The man loves food, the man loves you, and he wants to make sure you have enough energy for the next meet or training session !!!
He does it just to make sure you don’t collapse out of exhaustion, but if you insist that you’re fine, Keonhee won’t pester you about it
...for now at least, but overall Keonhee just really loves you and everything you do uwu He thinks you’re the coolest person ever !! No matter what you do !!
[Hwanwoong] —
Hwanwoong is also quite athletic as a dancer, but I think he’d be really amazed at your physique!!
Considering that sports can develop your body in different ways, he’d probably find it interesting how much swimming contributed to the way your physique is now!!
Hwanwoong: woah (Y/N) your shoulders are so nice and pretty, is it because of the stroke you compete in? :O
Hwanwoong thinks you’re absolutely stunning aaaaaaaaa
Though aside from your physique, he’s definitely amazed at how fluidly your body moves under the water
And he’d definitely like to know how you were able to move so smoothly like that
So sometimes you’ll see him worming on the floor in an attempt to capture the fluidity of your body and it aLWAYS MAKES YOU LAUGH
Hwanwoong himself is willing to try out swimming with you, and maybe you’ll catch him joining the aquatic fitness class at the side to improve his stamina and endurance
Everyone who sees you two walk together to the pool thinks you’re both so wholesome and cute :,) Even the aquatic fitness aunties dote on Hwanwoong a lot LOL
During those times, he’ll truly understand how difficult your sport is and he’ll gain this whole new appreciation and love for you
You support him as a dancer, and it makes him happy that he can show his support for your sport in this simple way uwu
[XION] — 
Of course, Dongju’s first instinct is to make sure he can be present in your life as a swimmer!!
To me, he’d be the type to really show his love through acts of service, so he’s definitely always there to help you out in ways he can do
If you left your shampoo at home, he’d have some spare sachets of your usual shampoo brand ready for your use
He’d be willing to pass by the convenience store for you if you left some other essentials, or if you need something for replenishment
He knows you have your towel, but when he’s there with you in training or in your competitions, he has a towel in his own bag (and it’s a cute disney themed towel because this is Dongju we’re talking about lol)
Plus, supportive babie Dongju is always at your swim meets !!! And he always wears that One Obnoxious Looking Jacket so that you know that he’s watching you from the side :,)
AND I know for sure that Dongju will be quite particular about skin care
So I definitely see him making sure that the products you use are not only the best ones in the market, but ones that work well for your skin type !!
Alternatively, you would show him your favorite skincare brands as well, and Dongju thinks you’re godsent for gracing him with this beautiful brand of sunblock
Dongju is quick to support you in all your endeavors, he just didn’t expect how your being a swimmer would help him and his skincare routine uwu it’s a mutualistic relationship of some sort HAHAHA
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hxseok-honee · 3 years
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I DEF AGREE WITH THE MALEDICTUS THEORY AND HER MOM WAS PROBABLY ONE WHO LOST CONTROL AND ENDED UP KILLING HER DAD AND SHE GOT TAKEN IN BY THE JEONS! THE CURSE COULDVE BEEN PLACED BY VOLDY AND THATS WHY KOOK IS A ANIMAGUS LIKE HOW THE MARAUDERS ARE ANIMAGUS FOR REMMY HES KINDA THERE TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESNT LOSE TOO MUCH CONTROL OVER IT THATS WHY HE GOT HURT WHEN SHE WAS BEATEN UP REALLY BAD AND HOBI IS PROBABLY SOMEONE WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE A CURE OF THIS CURSE AND HE NEEDS TIME TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET RID OF IT! MAYBE HE THINKS HE CANT GET RID OF IT COMPLETELY SO HES TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT SLOWS IT DOWN BC MALEDICTUS EVENTUALLY EATS YOU AWAY UNTIL YOURE UNCONTROLLABLE SO HES JUST TRYING TO SLOW DOWN YOUR GROWTH PROBABLY IDK OMG BUT THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAA IM SO EXCITED HOW EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT!! -🐍
ALL MY ENERGY EXISTS IN THE FACT THAT THIS IS IN ALL CAPS I LOVE IT
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