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[tweetsofyj]

#😧 #⁉️ #yellowjackets #misty quigley #yellowjackets text posts #incorrect yellowjackets #yellowjackets memes #yj memes #yj crack #mistynat #misty x nat #walter tattersall #he’s technically there #christina ricci #elijah wood

[comraderoscoes]

#⁉️ #they said shoot and he heard seduce #lewis hamilton #japanese gp 2024

[niceinchnails]

can you PLEASE tell me a story

Its called the Man Who Cried Very Much

Once upon a time there was nothing. And in that nothing was a lonely man who cried very much. He cried and cried and cried and wouldnt stop crying. So one day. He filled the earths oceans. After that, he caught his breath. And he breathed and breathed and breathed and wouldnt stop breathing .And he created the world's atmosphere. So he got so happy. so so happy. And the fire in his heart burned so bright, brighter than the darkness in the night. So he created the sun. and that man was adam and eve

#⁉️

[wirelessjy]

from an au with my friend xenn 🫡

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #my art #mp100 ritsu #mob psycho fanart #mp100 shou #ritshou #ritsu kageyama #shou suzuki #epic and awesome #as!ritsu #as!shou #this is technically an au of a different timeline #but whatever #basically the same #⁉️

[ricegobbler]

TFP CONS X FEM!CON READER HCS PT.2!

ok so this is part 2. Uhm. I should’ve done this sooner but I’ve been busy😢 good news is im opening requests soon! Ok anyways enjoyyy! (Prob gon make a pt.3)

Oh and btw I’m like having a tiny break rn so I made this out of boredom. So everytime I post smth is mostly bc of boredom😢

Yall might be like “why are you making posts even if your requests r closed?” Like i said, im bored and every post i post is made when i have a break. My breaks dont rlly last long so yeah. And doing requests with only like and hour break or smth isn’t enough time in my opinion, srry. (Hope that made sense..)

(Breakdown, Soundwave, Shockwave)

REQUESTS STILL CLOSED‼️‼️‼️

Warnings‼️: mentions of figthing(s)

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Breakdown:

-One of our favorite strong boys☺️

-honestly, just like knockout, he would be interested in meeting you but since he’s in the medbay he’s gonna have to hear about you from rumors or Starscream.

-The first time he saw you was at a meeting, you didn’t interact at all, but he atleast saw you and thought you were beautiful.

-I honestly could see this man day dreaming abt u in the med bay like:

Knockout organizing his supplies in the Medbay, “Breakdown, why are you so silent all of a sudden?-“ turns around to see Breakdown day dreaming. “Oh primus..” Knockout mumbled..

Random silence in the Medbay.

“Y/n is so pretty..” Breakdown suddenly said, leaving Knockout just face planting himself.

-Then the day finally came, the day he finally had a chance to speak to you.

-you were coming into the Medbay, wounded from a fight against the Autobots. As you came in you met optics with Breakdown, then Knockout.

-After Knockout fixed you up, Breakdown quickly started a conversation with you.

“Hello,” Breakdown started, your optics widen a bit at the sudden voice but you turn around and see the blue mech look at you sweetly, “hello?…you’re Breakdown, right?..” you ask a little awkwardly.

-After the two of you introduced yourselves, the two of you were quickly close.

-Everyday you’d visit the Medbay when they’re slow and no injured vehicons or others, talking to Breakdown. Knockout would sometimes smirk at Breakdown as he’d talk to you, you didn’t find that out until after you became mates with Breakdown. (I think they’re called conjuxes?? I forgot, ima use mates for now-)

-Speaking of mates, the day finally came when Breakdown confessed to you. He confessed to you a little nervously, I could see him stuttering a bit and rubbing the back of his neck canes with a servo, or fidgeting with his fingers instead. You have got to accept his love bc what he said to you was so adorable 😢

-he’d definitely call you either “love” or just “my spark.” PDA?? Yes, he wants to let others know your his. How he kisses? Pretty passionate. He’d also become protective of you, and he’d BEG you to come to the Medbay since he’s mostly in there all day.

Soundwave:

-MY NUMBER ONE FAV WAVE😍😍

-he’s soo..WHXBDHRIEJNX

-anyways.

-when you first arrived he didn’t care or say anything, he literally can’t say anything at all tho so🤷🏻‍♀️ bros a mute💀

-I feel like he’d show you around the Nemesis kinda like how Starscream would. Or, he would go over important things you needed to know by playing a recording of Megatron talking abt that kind of stuff.

-When the day you fought the Autobots for the first time since you joined them he was in awe. A fem like you having strength like that? Ofc he knows he’s stronger tho so.

-The next time you’d see him after your battle he would silently just stand infront of you.

Soundwave standing infront of you, looking down/up at you. “Uhm..Soundwave?..why have you blocked my way..” you ask, he then plays a recording going like, “Y/N-strong-very-strong-it-is-impressive.”

Your optics widened but you just smiled at him, “oh thank you, Soundwave..” he then placed a smiley face on his visor and walked away.

-Everytime there would be a meeting you’d see him plaster a smile on his visor and you’d smile back. He’s too silly.

-I feel like you’d fall first. Why? Idk. He’s too silly to resist. I mean, am I wrong tho???

-When he’d fall for you he’d either confess to you by using a recording, or show you smth he typed on his visor. (Like a poem ykyk)

-he wouldn’t call you any names. Bc. Yk. But he would let you watch some things on his visor when not busy. You found the show, “my little pony.” How? Just know that Megatron may or may not have watched it once and you saw.

-Since Soundwave doesn’t rlly have a mouth you just kiss him on the visor and he’d place a smiley face, holding you around the waist. PDA?? Ehhh…yes. Just maybe not infront of Megatron.

Shockwave:

-illogical my ass once eye mf.

-jk I love this mad scientist <33

-he did not gaf abt ur arrival. At. All. Like he’s busy tryna make some shit in his lab 😢

-but, the first time he ever saw you was when you explored the Nemesis alone and entered his lab.

“What is the purpose of your arrival..” Shockwave asked, “nothing. Just..lookin around..” you say back

-he wanted you OUT. Like go away bitch🙄

-but you didn’t, so you just stayed and started chatting with him as he did work. Sometimes when Shockwave either needed smth yours grab it for him.

-or, when he makes a mistake (which will probably never happen bc he’s a smart ass) you’d correct him. You’d then start talkin abt science things which perks his interest with you. He hates your humor tho.

“Would you like to hear something humorous?” You ask, “no. Jokes are illogical.” He responded, continuing his work.

-rude.

-honestly it’d take a whileeeee for yall to click. He’d start falling for you eventually tho. His confession wasn’t anything sweet, it was just some straight up confession.

-one day in the lab you wanted to help Shockwave out, and once it got all quiet between yall he literally just blurted, “I’ve grown some feelings for you.” Smth like that.

-of course you felt the same. You had to. He has big boobs😍

-I feel like he’d call you “little one” or “my spark” how he kisses?? Blud don’t got a mouth. You’d kiss his helm tho softly, and PDA?? Only in his lab, he’s kinda serious, but he loves you dearly and would protect you. He’d also make you things himself like gifts! <33

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Ok this one’s kinda bad tbh. I’m sorry☹️ I’ll do a pt.3 as soon as I can! Sorry for how late this is too btw!!

#transformers #tfp breakdown #TFP breakdown x reader #tfp soundwave #TFP Soundwave x reader #tfp shockwave #TFP shockwave x reader #⁉️ #uh #tags #balls #OO PUT IT DOWN.

[jame7t]

WHEN is the cumming in class stream!!

Who are you people ‼️

#⁉️

[darkstalker1247]

WOOOO PLATYPUS DAYYYY

EVERYONE MEET JAMES, MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT (plush) PLATYPUS

I LOVE PLATYPUSES!!!!

#a platypus? #*gasp* #perry the platypus #⁉️ #platypus

[valentinemachines]

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[t4telangd0ns1ut]

I am Kyle.

#south park #kyle broflovski #silly boy #pookie #🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 #🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 #💢 #⁉️

[sharky-the-idiot]

Guys should I watch that

guys I need answers (yes I'll charge my phone later don't attack me plspls)

#help #i am slowly going insane #silly #bee and puppycat #⁉️ #bapc #‼️‼️‼️ #im a dumbass #hmmmm #should I watch it #????? #poll

[m3tth4ws]

#⁉️ #fill in the blanks #why am i here? idk next question #auston matthews #when they tell you they dont watch sports

[niceinchnails]

Professor Farnsworth voice It is pride month, everyone. You know what that means!

Leela voice what? Do you want us to deliver like, gay packages?

#⁉️ #futurama #.art

[phoenix--flying]

got an au in my brain 🧍‍♀️

#ta bianca ta bianca ta bianca ta bianca ta bianca ta bian- #so what if bianca didnt die and then the ta foundh #<- her😔 #and healed and trained her #⁉️ #bianca: threatening geryon #al: side eyeing percy #percy: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? #“youll get your payment in due time” she says lying #bianca di angelo #pjo #phoenix rambles #phoenix aus #phoenix drabbles

[bookinit02]

just finished attack on titan. i need to go stand in the middle of the woods and scream for an extremely long time.

#what. the. #FUCKKKKJKJKKKJJ #OH MY GFUCKING GOD #⁉️

[infiniteoreos]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#HUH ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ #WHAT #. okay now im convinced this game was made by the actual literal devil #HELLO ⁉️⁉️⁉️ HI #⁉️ #🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻 #THAT WASN'T EVEN THE TRUE ENDING GOODBYE

[octomelodytunes]

TIDMOUTH TRAINEES

(a next gen TTTE au, oh and theyre all human here)

“after the steam team’s long and fruitful career as train drivers, theyll pass down their legacy to the new kids in sodor; the tidmouth trainees.”

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hallo everynyan!!!!! welcome to a new au thingy i made:DD (hopefully this post wont flop)

anw, id like to introduce the new trainees of sodors beloved steam team, that will later replace them once theyre old enough to actually handle their engines!!

(pt. 1)

(from left to right)

THERESA GOLDUST (13)

mentor: thomas

- prankster of the group (main target is giselle)

- really really cheeky

- actually really nice, but WILL make you eat your words once you insult herself or her friends

- hair is actually a purplish pink, but dyed it blue to match her dad

- is actually giselle and rowans cousin (her other dad is actually ryan)

GISELLE GRESLEY (14)

mentors: rebecca and gordon

- really arrogant and stubborn

- her and jamila really need to sit tf down💀

- shes kind to only a certain amount of people

- “WE DONT GAF ABOUT YOU BEING THE FASTEST!!! ATLEAST I DONT!” - emmanuel

ROWAN GRESLEY (13)

- the zestiest member of the TT team

- is also the biggest people pleaser

- sometimes he comes off as disrespectful and mean, but thats not what he is at all

- tries his best to apologise to everyone of his sisters victims

- hes like veneer to giselles velvet

JAMILA SPENCER (13)

mentors: nia and james

- the most narcissistic person on this team

- always thinks shes right, and will fight you if you think otherwise

- she looks down on shorter, younger, older, and people who dont think shes the most radiant and beautiful person on sodor (almost everyone)

- has a room full of pictures of herself

- like raquelle, but more flawed

NIALL SPENCER (13)

- the chill sibling

- argues with his sister ALOT.

- hes very adventurous, and loves cats

- HE IS THE MOST SENSITIVE BTCH ON THIS TEAM. like bro why do u get so mad when someone slightly changes their tone towards you??

- he actually enjoys seeing his sister get beat with the broom by their mom

(pt. 2)

(from left to right)

EDITH SAINSBURY (15)

mentors: edward and emily

- the oldest of the TT team

- shes mature, caring, and very patient with everyone

- although she can be a little slow at times

- is the main victim of giselle and jamilas bullying (shes still so nice to them even if they treat the poor girl like crap, if i were her id beat the crap out of them)

EMMANUEL SAINSBURY (13)

- people consider him to be the justin bieber of sodor, people scream every single time he passes by

- according to the people of sodor, hes the most handsome member of the team

- no.1 edith defender (one time he actually jumped giselle when she was getting way too out of hand w her insults , to the point where emily had to step in to stop him from breaking her neck)

- he can be very bossy and disrespectful, but is quick to apologise for his behaviour

HELENA PAYNE (14)

mentor: henry

- the most introverted person on the TT team

- shes actually suuuuper paranoid, and is scared of everyone and everything

- shes very insecure of her height

- she really likes anne of green gables and anything related to it

JOHANNA “JO” MALONE (11)

mentor: percy

- the youngest of the TT team

- some people say shes cute, others say shes the most annoying girl on the team

- shes very smart for her age, but no one actually listens to whatever plan or strategy she comes up with

- nobody takes her seriously because of how young she is

HAYLEY DAVIS (13)

- not exactly a member of the TT team, shes just an honorary member

- shes a part of it because sir topham hatt told the og steam team(mentors) to include her in it (“she has no friends and is almost out of time, please just give her this opportunity so she can die in peace.” - sir hatt)

- she has an illness that prevents her from doing things like running, exersicing, and working, and shes practically dying

- she can still do things like walk, talk, and eat by herself; but overtime her ability to do these things would decrease

- she got the illness from her mom, who is DEAD!!!!

- gets wounded very easily (everything at her house is safety proofed, like all the corners are rounded and stuff)

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and yeah!! thats practically it!! you can ask me more abt this au in my ask box:DD (if yall want)

#ttte humanized #ttte au #ttte next gen #ttte oc #ttte emily #ttte thomas #ttte edward #ttte james #ttte gordon #ttte henry #ttte #ttte percy #ttte rebecca #yall aint ready #⁉️ #AAAAAAAAAAA #yes i shamelessly referrenced the perfume brand jo malone in jo’s name #ttte ryan