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" One moment. " He disappears for a full five minutes in his study. Coming back with a rolled up magazine in his hand he opens up to show the cover with his face on it and the big bold letter's People's Sexiest Man Alive declaring him People's sexiest man alive.
@crimelcrd .
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β Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you β ββ @peaceseekrβ .
BRUCE SMIRKED, shaking his head lightly. Looking away as he took a long sip of his champagne. Not like he doesnβt know it. Itβs part of the mystery, the mystique, the challenge of being BRUCE WAYNE, PRINCE OF GOTHAM. Heβs had 40 years of navigating it but he often forgets how easy it can get away from him.Β
β Itβs easier to sell them on the idea than it is for them to know what itβs really like. β He remarks. Heβs been on the bad and the good side of the press after all. The moniker of BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTROPIST wasnβt always the compliment they try to plaster onto him now.Β
evermore prompts Β : Β not accepting .
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When Bruce dies , who's in his will and who's getting what? Is he gonna watch from heaven sighing over the Robin being idiots?????
No one. It all goes to Alfred.Β
Itβs definitely something that changes over time, because even in death, or especially in his death, he wants to make sure that there is something prepared not only for his kids but for gotham.Β
His priority being, however, the kids.Β
Thereβs definitely a significant portion tucked away for donations to Gotham Orphanages, still mostly in his parentβs name rather than his. The other as an emergency fund for Bat Family shenanigans. Tech upgrades. And the like, even if he does make sure that the family still has direct access to Wayne Tech and R&D.Β
This heβll probably leave with Babs and Tim. He trusts them to make the most of that.Β
And I think heβll leave his shares with either Tim or Damian, because he knows theyβre the ones that might be interested at least in continuing that part of his legacy. The weight of the Wayne name and all. Regardless, heβll definitely make sure at least all of the kids, Babs included, get in some way a share of the company.Β
If heβs gone, heβll make sure theyβll never want for anything. Or at least have some security bonds / stocks in their name.Β
Heβll leave the Manor with Dick and Jason. Because he trusts them to treat it at least better than he did. To continue or at least make it a better home than he did. And to make sure thereβs always going to be a place there for anyone who might need it.Β
Jason and Stephanie definitely get some of his cars. If they donβt want to keep or donate the others.Β
Β Cass gets a letter. They all do, of course, but Cass definitely has one thatβs a bit longer than the others. Because itβs definitely something he started when he first took her home.Β
And he leaves his important Black Book with all his cases and the rest to Damian. Because heβs sure that boy was going to find it anyway and try to one up him by figuring out all the cold cases he couldnβt.Β
Honestly, each of the kids probably get a property too. I mean heβs incredibly rich. And financially, he would really make sure they would be able to take care of themselves or at least have assets to give up should they need to.Β
The cave, honestly, if he dies, he might put it in his will that they give it up. Let it end with him. Kind of a non-binding clause, because heβll put it, just to say it. Just to maybe convince them to live their lives outside of the Bat symbol.Β
Again, this probably changes every year or so. Bruce sits down and goes through all the worst case scenarios and all the bad things thatβs happened in the year and adapts. But he makes absolutely for certain the Manor and the company stays with the kids.Β
unpromptedΒ Β :Β anonymous .Β
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"My son is biting your son, and apparently that is how they communicate... I have a lot of questions of what is going on in this house at this point."
" Well, you just said a lot of biting involved. " He retorted, visibly amused. Looking around then for said biting children. " But there's no crying to be heard so I presume they have come to some sort of agreement. " Or napping. Most likely napping. Little legs and the big manor didn't mesh well together from experience.
unprompted : @herrwagner .
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Floyd doesn't care if Bruce is dead. Maybe he would care a little about Bruce's doggo (Ace) but that is not important. adiΓ³s
He can't steal Ace when he's dead tho.
MY MUSE IS DEAD. TELL ME HOW YOURS IS DEALING WITH IT.
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honks the boob
" The added sound effects are not appreciated. "
unprompted : @hitsharder .
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I want you in the mask and the cape and only that π
"As you wish. "
unprompted : @aquawoeman .
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clark and bruce flirting in kryptonian. kara off to the side staring at them in disgust.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β [ Mind your business. ]
@memorao .
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steph slowly turns up the music in the batmobile. its low by flo rida
HIS EYES ONLY narrow ; a man that has clearly given up on the war at this point. Almost. Just close enough. Still not nearly enough to keep him from making a remark.Β
Β Β Β Β Β β Thatβs not exactly discreet for the Batmobile. βΒ
unpromptedΒ Β :Β @bctgrl .
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What's the one thing Bruce loves most about each Robin`?
Robin!Dick : JOY / LIFE . Thematically, every Robin has come into his life at just kind of the right time when he needed them. But Dick as both son and partner is someone that inspires joy and life into Bruce. He's so important into shaping the kind of Batman Bruce actually becomes and just -- can't lose that boy.
Robin!Jason : TENACITY . Like thereβs obviously more to Jason as Robin and Jason as a person but like he met this boy with so little and so much loss and pain and made him want to adopt him like their very first meeting. And like itβs close to how it was with Dick but kidn of moreΒ if that makes sense because thereβs a different NEED when it came to him meeting Jason. It ws kind of an imprint moment of just knowing that Jason needed him so he couldnβt leave him alone.Β
Robin!Tim : HOPE. I canβt say if its because Tim is hopeful or because Tim in his entirety symbolises hope in Bruceβs eyes. Because again, Tim as Robin came when Bruce was so close to his breaking point. And kind of a breath of fresh air because he came into his life without the baggage of tragedy when you compared it to the previous boys. And Tim always has so much faith in him. So a large part of Bruce definitely has higher standards not only because of circumstances but also because he canβt disappoint Tim.Β
Robin!Steph : AUDACITY . Like Iβm not just talking personality wise, although thatβs definitely a factor too. But even for Bruce who firmly believes that people can change, if given the chance, Stephanie who kinda proves that very idea to him every day by being Spoiler or Batgirl or Robin or whatever is such an admirable thing to him. Itβs bravery to try and be good. To fight him when heβs wrong OR EVEN WHEN HEβS RIGHT. Like not everyone gets to slap Batman, come on.Β
Robin!Damian : HEART . Bruce gets caught up in SO many things about Damian that leads to a lot of failure in communication on his part. Because thereβs so much of Damian he feels like heβs lost. His childhood. His identity. A lot of it happened excluding him. So when Damian came into his life, he was almost a fully formed person and AS A concept, really not something Bruce could have predicted or handled. BUT what awes him about Damian is that even as a bred child assassin, thereβs so much love in that boy. So much heart under all that facade. So much sou just wanting to get out. He loves that. Like his boy is so good and he tries so hard and even when he struggles, he can see he gives it his all to the people he cares about.Β
Robin!Carrie : COURAGE . Like given the context of TDKR, Carrie endeared herself so easily to Bruce by doing something I think he definitely thought at that time the word has lost. That bravery to do good, to do whatβs right against insurmountable odds even at the risk of your own safety.Β
unpromptedΒ :Β anonymous .Β
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that shoulder to waist ratio tho
there's actually a better screencap that makes me feral about his shoulder to waist ratio
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"Stop whining and eat your greens."
" I thought you were blue. "
unprompted : @herrwagner .
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"Okay how about a hard one....There's Batman and Bruce Wayne..but which one is which? " - Steph
β BRUCE WAYNE is CEO, billionaire, philanthropist. Batman is the one who will make you stay in the cave to go through 6 months of security backlogs instead of fighting grunts. Any more questions?Β β
unpromptedΒ Β :Β @loverslanetm .
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" father. what do sharks eat? and we need to switch our pool from chlorine to a salt water pool. " please ignore the fact that damian's bag is moving. and that he's carrying a canvas bag. it is unrelated to what he's talking about. ( from dami )
β It would depend onΒ β β He started then paused, turning around in his chair to fix his gaze on his son. Eyes narrowed on the bag in tow and turning back to face him properly. Sighing. β No. Whatever it is. No. β As far as he could tell, adding a shark to the Batcave was a little too much. Even for him.Β
unpromptedΒ :Β @mercvriismuses .
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I could take the watchtower out of the sky.
" I could also ask Alfred to not to cook you your favorites anymore when you come over after. "
unprompted : @druglcrd .
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There is, as always. A note left with the empty cup by the computer. Not to tell Bruce to join him in bed, or to really remind him of anything that might slip the mind. Tho you could argue that was indeed the case. The note simply said; I love you, Bruce.
Three little words. Not something Bruce is wanting to forget but his mind was a palace of important and innocuous facts. The more relevant bits sometimes fall away to the way side ; trampled over or dumped over more pressing and overwhelming stimuli.
Time was always against him. Another person could die. Another person was always dying. Circumstances, plenty, usually out of his control. The continuous overflow of coffee, however, was not.
Until it was, and he picks up the empty mug with visible ( and audible confusion ). Only the bottom of the container staring up at him with utter blankness. Empty.
And a piece of paper.
Sticking with slight ring marks in between the text.
He only remembers to check the time then. Confirm the dawn with the peaking of the light through the small spaces between curtains as he trudged his way through the manor and to their bedroom. Sliding silently under the covers and wrapping his arms around him.
unprompted : @herrwagner .
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