made a very competitive bet with this kid that i could win in a game of bowling. i have never bowled in my life. if any of my mutuals happen to be experts at bowling you should send me advice please for the love of god i cant lose my dignity will be crushed like a something that crushes easily
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-:“Can we share?” Ice cream prompts-:
(It’s summer, so I gotta do this. Tag me!)
By @me-writes-prompts
“I wanna try yours.”
“Hey, no fair! You have more sprinkles than mine!”
“I can’t sleep, can we have ice cream?” “I was about to say that.”
^^Midnight ice cream dates
“Wait, wait, wait, this is melting, omg.” “I told you to eat it right away, you idiot.”
One of them is crying while watching a movie, the other one brings them ice cream to soothe them.
“I’m so hot-” “I know.” “Let’s get ice cream.” “Oh, you meant it that way…” (*blushes*)
“Your ice cream looks delicious, let me try.” “We have the exact same ice cream, for god’s sake!”
^^Grumbling but letting the other one try their ice cream, anyway :)
“What flavor are you getting?” “Chocolate. And strawberry, and also vanilla and-” “I think that’s enough, babe.”
^^Listing off every flavor the store has, because they want to try everything.
It’s been a hot day, and they could really use some ice cream with blasting air conditioner.
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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐆-𝟏𝟑 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
Random general RP prompts, without cursing, requested by anon. Feel free to edit pronouns / etc. to make them more fitting !
“Oh my god, what is that !?”
“You should have seen them. I could hardly breathe with their ego taking up all the space in the room.”
“Hey, hey, stop. I literally have no idea of what you're talking about. How about you start from the beginning? Or at least put a subject in your sentences.”
“C'mon, who never had a ‘spaghetti coming out of the nose’ moment?”
“You insufferable...piece of...rotten lemon pie!”
“Do as I say and not as I do. For real, though. You don't want to do what I do. I don't want to do what I do.”
“I thought I’d never set foot in a place like this, but here we are. Congratulations on making my life a little more miserable.”
“Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. I might as well be talking to myself. I surely listen more to myself than you do.”
“Keep up the cocky act, it’ll only make you lose faster.”
“From where I’m standing, you’re the one who should be worrying.”
“Give me some credit. I know that I’m not a good person, but I like thinking that I can be a decent friend.”
“The only thing I trust humans with is dying when you shoot them.”
“How can you be vulnerable with someone who has shut you out over and over?”
“Yeah, not buying it. What is it that you truly want?”
“You know, now I have to challenge you at a drinking game.”
“Absolutely not. Don’t even think about it.”
“...Maybe I just need a real break.”
“I’d say that it’s nice to meet you, but maybe the circumstances could have been more…ideal.”
“You can’t be serious! Don’t you see what’s at stake here?!”
“Oh Lord, you gotta be kidding me. This will take forever.”
“Have you tried telling them that? It’s easy to forget that not everyone grieves in the same way.”
“Look at you, showing some actual good taste. I’m almost impressed.”
“Let’s skip over you judging me and talk business. Will you or won’t you?”
“Don’t get funny ideas. I’m just choosing the lesser evil.”
“Oh yeah? So, what? Are you saying that my problems will miraculously fix themselves, if I talk about them?”
“Let’s bet on it. The winner gets to make the loser do one thing. Whatever they want, no limits.”
“You must be really bored if this is how you chose to spend your night.”
“Patience, [name]. I thought you liked surprises.”
“I really wouldn't do that, if I were you.”
“Anything you’d like to say to plead your case?”
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“Earthbending and waterbending are the same thing.”
“WTF? No.”
“Sure they are. Water is just melted rock, the same as lava.”
“No, it’s—”
“Ice is a rock.”
“What.”
“The experts agree. It’s naturally occurring, solid, has an organized crystal structure, and has a well-defined chemical composition.”
“But — okay, even if I accept that, which is a big ‘if’ — that’s the same as saying that waterbending is also airbending just because water can evaporate into a gas.”
“Correct.”
“Wait, what?”
“There’s no functional difference. It’s all manipulation of tangible things through willpower alone. Fire is from a different power set entirely.”
“Dare I ask why?”
“Fire is a thing that happens, not a thing that you can scoop into a jar. It projects from a source temporarily. Controlling fire involves manipulation of light, heat, and localized destruction all at the same time. Not every type of heat or destruction, but if you think about it, all light either comes from a sun or from tame lightning.”
“Hold on, so then—”
“A fully trained firebender can glow like a flashlight, incinerate things on the spot, and give you a wicked case of sunburn with radiation that you can’t see. Oh, and if they have enough finesse, they can split their light into rainbows. That’s my favorite firebending skill.”
“I need to sit down.”
“Welcome to Magic 101! I hope you’re taking notes.”
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She smiled and took his hand. "I have my connections, at least in the gallery world."
"You clean up a little too well, chap. My, my. Now, now, Indulge me? Are you a red, white, or rosé?"
~S.M.
Connections, huh? How intriguing... You seem very much a woman of ambition, and if I may, that is quite the attractive quality. Not to mention that you, yourself, look just as stunning tonight, Miss.
I'd say I tend to prefer red wine, but I'm open to whatever there is. How about you?
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