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[spirifage]

This week's fungus finds. No solid id for either but my best guesses are family omphalotus (left) and turkey-tail (right)

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[sailorspica]

Hi Kat! Do you have any ReiJean Valentine’s Day headcanons to share? 👀

omg Vee!! I didn't have any before this but this romcom materialized out of me:

one of my favorite things about this canon is the kneejerk inclusion of east Asian material items in the midst of all the German names and early modern European architecture, like baby EreMika's firewood backpacks or that Jean gets his omelet in a bento (and I'm half-certain the dish is more like omurice), ergo: Valentine's Day can become a month-long farce until White Day. or we can say White Day is a Hizuru influence.

in some happy AU, I see a pre-relationship or fwb scenario where Reiner gives Jean chocolate on Valentine's Day and Jean does not clock the date at all. Reiner didn't include a card because he was trying to smoothly turn it into a breakfast-in-bed kind of lazy day that would magically produce a moment for Reiner to ask if they can be exclusive/committed (they are already exclusive). But surprises do not work out, and Jean just takes the chocolate and rushes out the door, fully passing by a tasteful bouquet of tulips, because he has incredibly un-VDay plans with Sasha and Connie. Connie? Aro ace or something. Sasha? Niccolo's restaurant is extra busy, so they already had their celebration, and these three don't even mention the holiday because Jean has their one brain cell.

Only a full week later, probably bickering with Eren, does Jean realize he fucked up. To be fair, Reiner did not manage to say the words "Happy Valentine's day," and didn't seem outwardly hurt when they saw each other almost daily and nightly afterwards. Eren ribs him for this hard, but Mikasa, far too sensibly, argues Jean did nothing wrong, he accepted a gift as given, and he can return the favor on White Day. But that is far, far away, so he shows up at Reiner's door with a dozen roses on Feb. 21 like "I want to be your boyfriend." Reiner shows him the wilted tulips he didn't know what else to do with. Then for White Day, Jean gets them matching chain bracelets.

On Reiner's end of things, he actually was freaking out, but mostly about his own poor planning. He consults with Annie (sibling behavior), who unhelpfully speculates that Valentine's Day might not be a thing on Paradis (she spent her day baking with Hitch). Luckily, Jean deciphered him.

#reijean #annie and reiner born to be sashaconnie level idiots forced to invade countries #☿ #—headcanon!! #♀

[mercurialmay]

#☿ #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 alternative #ts4 emo #sims 4 alternative #sims 4 alt cc #sims #nikkia peace

[onlydreaming]

-Ophidian

Franz Kafka // Wageningen University // David Foster Wallace // @saint-ambrosef​​ // Ada Limón // Ben Capalan // Francisco Goya // Catherine Gildiner // Margaret Atwood // Laozi // Architecture mysticism and myth. 1892 // Adonis // Akwaeke Emezi // Anne Carson // Maya Marshall // David Cronenberg // Inio Asano // Maggie Stiefvater // Mark Z. Danielewski // Ian Matthias Bavitz // La Lampara Maravillosa // Brenna Twoh // George Abraham // Emily Dickinson // Heather Havrilesky // Gwen Benaway // Stig Dagerman // Yves Olade // Katy Wiedemann // Ajahn Chah // Katherine Mansfield // Sara Teasdale // The Judge, 1921

#web weaving #poetry #not my quotes #quote #x #🜏 #☿ #☽🜔☾ #♄

[nevergoesout]

“Women have another option. They can aspire to be wise, not merely nice; to be competent, not merely helpful; to be strong, not merely graceful; to be ambitious for themselves, not merely for themselves in relation to men and children. They can let themselves age naturally and without embarrassment, actively protesting and disobeying the conventions that stem from this society’s double standard about aging. Instead of being girls, girls as long as possible, who then age humiliatingly into middle-aged women, they can become women much earlier — and remain active adults, enjoying the long, erotic career of which women are capable, far longer. Women should allow their faces to show the lives they have lived. Women should tell the truth.”

Susan Sontag - The Double Standard of Aging (1972)

#thinking abt this always re girl dinner etcetc #i am so sick of hearing adults in their late 20s calling themselves girls #alia #☿

[ithisatanytime]

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#SoundCloud #music #☿ #delcada #soundcloud

[spirifage]

Here's a tip: go to the Public Library and get crossfaded off Books

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[spirifage]

Hi it's me the ball closure on your piercing please I want to go down the sink let me go down the sink pleeeeeeeeweeeeas let me go down the sink or I will kill us both

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[spirifage]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryozoa

did u guys know about this.

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[spirifage]

hey boss, i know it looked like i took a massive bong rip during the microsoft teams meeting, but i want to assure you that was just the video filter on my webcam, i was actually performing autofellatio

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[spirifage]

one of the more inconsequential recent tumblr trends that really gets under my skin is those posts that are essentially a "reblog and answer this question" but instead of just saying like answer in the tags the op makes it a poll for some goddamn reason so you can really only answer it once, and if you want to do multiples (in the case where the setup is asking relative to whoever youre reblogging from in a lot of cases), is that youre just going to end up passing it around and talking in the tags anyway its like so pointless and it makes me unreasonably angry

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[spirifage]

unmedicated = misery

medicated = still misery but in a different configuration

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[sailorspica]

hiiiii i’m on episode 60-something and have fallen quite terribly for long hair eren 🥰😭😭 also do you happen to have/know any fics with a modern au eremika and their kid(s) 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i just need them to be happy forever god

i gotta level w you, ur friends and anons stress me out with how they're preparing you for everything so i wish you best of luck these next few episodes 🫠

quick answer: this is a short list but what i Can recommend wholeheartedly are these fan artists who do a ton of modern AUs, on quick scroll their eren and eremika tags look spoiler-free: [one] [two] [three]

fics!! eremika are usually to the side of what i read, but i have read a few with them as main, found most if not all of these looking for eruri (erwin x levi) in the "Levi Ackerman and Mikasa Ackerman Are Related" tag (i Live for ackercousin bonding):

two incomplete ones, i think the latter hasn't been updated in a couple years but i like it, i love to see modern AU carla jaeger:

uhhhh and they're to the side here but my heart Shatters over puppy love kid eremika, this is an eruri where they adopt mikasa:

#☿ #drivemysoul #eremika #anyone reply with more recs!!!

[spirifage]

reduced price chocolate croissant from the gocey store!!!!!!!!!! (wizard pic) (skeleton pic) (werewolf pic) (scary skeleton pic)

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[spirifage]

#☿ #polls #mollusc

[spirifage]

Scientists have been engineering new vape sciences that are exactly like smoking unripe bananas

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