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#✧ 「 chillin like a villain 」 ooc
thalsianiii · 3 years
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I found some Friends (Arch enemies).
@theodorebennas @summysparklesprocket
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bloodlettingbeast · 4 years
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Rebooting..
[tomorrow i should be gettin’ back in the groove for writing, and i’ll work on replies first and maybe a starter or two.  had my fill of grookeys and wooloos for now.  and with that, a new mun faceclaim since my despair over the lack of X icons is too great!]
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collectedbooks · 5 years
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alright i’m going to sleep but consider: bastard ruler of purgatory, his name is pincer, he eats raw fish straight from the ocean and he invented the alligators in the sewer myth because he keeps reaching up through grates and dragging people down for the fun of it. thoughts?
#( ooc. ) DOLPHINS!#alright he's not a villain so much as he is just a straight up bastard idiot#but he's got (that guy from spongebob vc) BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!#he's not an angel or a demon he's just some fuckin golem that was one of god's early attempts at creating humans#he's kinda like a fucked up prometheus in that he provides the flame of revolution and rebellion#but since he's the only one doing his job he also has to counteract himself to keep the balance#so he also makes things get wildly out of control. like contract negotiations that end with throwing chairs#he's a little bit like war in that people get Fucking MAD around him but it's more of a rebellious anger than straight up bloodshed#if that makes any sense#he makes people wanna overthrow the government#sometimes he's like. a tempter of both angels AND demons because he just exists to be like 'hey don't you just wanna go absolutely feral'#but he's also who hell and heaven outsource their big historical rebellions to#and he lives in the sewers on earth when he's not chillin in his own personal limbo because. idk there's no people down there it's nice#he can submerge himself in shit like christopher walken in the river and it keeps him cool during the summer months. he doesn't care#he really schmoozes with angels even tho he's not personally a fan because. idk maybe one of them can legitimize him and make him a person#that'd be Pretty Cool. he's chill with demons because of their whole anti-god bit#which oh yeah. he is MAD at god. she gave him fuckin CLAWS and stuck him in a job where he is the literal only person there#he's not even a person he's literally made of fuckin clay. what the FUCK mom#he's like pinocchio he wants to be a real boy#also. LOVES crustaceans. WONDER WHY THAT IS#crustaceans and cats are his favorite things in the world#idk i'll think this through more when i wake up
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quentin beck is such an absolute bastard and honestly its the best thing about him. 
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repcrters · 5 years
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what do y’all do to get different fonts ?? 
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litttlebeast · 5 years
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ways to be wicked, queen of mean and what’s my name are the best d/escendants songs don’t @ me
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Good evening good sirs and madams, I am online atm and will be responding to my drafts and sending out starters. I also have some blog maintenance to do (finally getting my verses set up for a start). I’m always open for people bugging me on messenger... if for no other reason than to keep me on task! ;)
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volcalder · 6 years
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I’m in the US right now, first time I’ve ever been. It’s pretty where I am, but I can’t wait to be home.
Today I was thinking about how much I appreciate Alder. And Iris, for that matter. And GameFreak just for what they did with Unova. Both of its Champions were Indigenous.
Whenever I think about Alder, though.... there’s just so much symbolism and hidden stuff. It’s so interesting. B/W were gems of video game storytelling. 
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liveshaunteda · 6 years
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Blog Revamp Starter Call: Horror Muses
Amy Turner. Hannah Washington. Luke Crain. Mike Munroe
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The Curse of the Rose Princesss - Harry Hook x reader
The Curse of The Rose Princess - Harry Hook x fem! reader
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A male version is also available !
This is the first time I write for this fandom, i hope it's not too OOC
Trigger Warning : mention of death!
Once upon a time... Well not long ago there was a princess. A young and beautiful princess. Her name was [Y/N], and she was the twin sister of Prince Ben. The shy young girl was like her mother, Belle, and loved spending her free time in the library.
Everyone thought that because all of the villains and their kids were stuck on the Isle of the Lost, nothing bad could happen. They were wrong. When she was around 8 years old, little [Y/N] decided to go for a walk alone. No one knew what happened. When they found her hours later, she was asleep. Fairy Godmother managed to wake her up, but it was too late : somehow her father's curse had lingered in her DNA, and the spell she received activated it : she was the curse and the cursed, condamned to see roses appearing on her body until ten years later, when her time would be up and she would die. The King and Queen of Auradon tried many things, but the curse would not go away. Even the water of the Enchanted Lake did nothing. The only thing that could save her was a true love kiss, but the princess did not cared about that, everytime someone would bring this up she would just say that it wasn't an option for her. The truth was that she did not wanted a prince or one of those preppy guys of Auradon, but it was the only chooice she had.
By the time she was 16, her brother beacame king and she was completely resigned. She was the one who got the idea of the Villain Kid program, and she was happy of how it turned out, even if she wasn't Mal's biggest fan. The purple haired girl had also tried to remove the curse, without success.
With the curse, [Y/N]'s hair were slowly turning red, the color of the rose, and she could grew red roses with magic. A very little consolation for the girl who was slowly dying. She was trying to read as many books as she could, engaging as much as she could with the alternative community of Auradon by giving bands money, funding shows and safe places for the queer community she was part of.
This was why she couldn't get why Mal wanted so much to blend in : she was ready to give up everything that made her herself to get accepted by others. So when Mal decided to go ack to the Isle, she followed along with Ben and the others VK to bring Mal back.
Finally on the Isle, she turned to a tunnel that she felt weirdly attracted to. But the VK made sure that she was following them, on the other side of the Isle. [Y/N] found it very funny to see her brother trying desperatly to be chillin' like a villain, while this felt so natural to her after years hanging around punk, goth and emo. In fact, she was even wearing her usual clothes, and here her blood red hair were not unusual. Not getting any bad look for her smokey eyes... It was so different from Auradon. And after seeing how poor it was, she decided that she and Ben would have to do something for those kids that couldn't come, so at least they had better life conditions. While following the others to Mal's hideout, she thought about it. Maybe clothes? More diverse fresh food? Medecine? These kids were not their parents, they deserved a chance. She had to find a solution for that. [Y/N] would have to talk about it with Evie later.
Soon they found themselves at the core four hideout, and Ben trying to talk to Mal. Something that clearly didn't worked. Defeated, he walked away, but didn't come back. Evie started to get worried, but soon felt relieved when she saw someone walk back. “Ben, don't scare us like that” But [Y/N] knew it was not her brother . “Don't scare ye? But that's my speciality ~” Instead of her brother stood a very hot pirate boy with guyliner. Like earlier, that feeling got to her. She remembered her mother talking about true love, but shook the thought away : she would not have her happy ending, no need to give herself false hope. The Vks learned that Harry (it was his name, that's how Evie called him, and it fitted him so well thought [Y/N]) and Uma's pirates had kidnapped the king, and Mal would have to meet Uma to get him back. Before leaving, Harry turned to [Y/N] “Your highness” and blew her a kiss. She felt herself blush, before following the Vks to the hideout as the pretty pirate walked away.
It got decided that Mal would see Uma, and that no matter what [Y/N] would stay at the hideout. When Mal got back, defeated she admited what she had promised to Uma : the magic wand for Ben. The Vks all left to get everything ready for the next day while she had to wait in the hideout. [Y/N] decided to sleep it away, curled up in an old blanket, all thoughts turned to an emo pirate.
The morning came soon, and the time to get to the docks. The princess felt amazed by the beautiful ship that was Uma's, The Lost Revenge, and even more of the certain pirate that welcomed them. Face hidden behind her hood, no one could recognize her, except him as it seemed when he threatened Mal and got told to chill by Uma.
Giving the princess a smile, he blew her a kiss and walked back to Ben. When Mal got the king back, everything seemed under control but Uma quickly discovered that the wand was fake. A fight broke, and [Y/N] found herself fighting against two pirates at the same time. Throwing one overboard, she managed to get rid of the other before being engaged in a fight with no other that Harry Hook himself. Her hood had fallen during the fight, revelling her red hair and her face to the world. “What a pleasure to meet ye again princess” She smiled at the pirate, and even manage to get over her shyness and flirt back as they fought.
She felt hurt when the time to come home came, and she had to leave him behind. Uma, Harry? Gil... They had done nothing to derserve to be on the isle, and yet they were condemned to stay. The cursed princess promised herself to do what she could to help them, within the few years she had left. They had a future, and they deserved to live a normal life where they would not have to steal to survive.
What happenend to the Cotillon took her completely by surprise. Uma, dancing with her brother, then fighting a dragon version of Mal... She tried to reason Uma, offer her a second chance but the captain and her both knew that it could not happen that way. So the goddess left, leaving the princess even more convinced of what she needed to do.
The next year, while Mal and guards were desperately trying to find Uma, the young woman was protected by [Y/N] who needed her help to put her plan on action : while Uma was trying to find her own way to get the barrier down, with Uma's help [Y/N] was organizing weekly shipment of fresh food, medecine clothes and other essentials at the destinations of the Vks stuck on the isle. Cinderella helped the princess funding the program, and soon shipment were made every week, while the Vk program was relaunched by Evie, with Dizzy, Celia and the Smee twins.
With Ben, Evie and Mal they all took a limo to get the kids. [Y/N] with a message from the captain that she hoped she could give the pretty pirate. She would often get on the ship assuring the shippment to get sure that everything was okay, and to discuss with the Vks to know if something else was needed . She would also give Harry message from Uma, and get his to the captain. A friendship had bloomed between them.
Getting out of the limo, she spotted the twins and the pirates surrounding them. Seing her friends and brother busy with the two girls, she went to the boys to welcome them. Behind them, she spotted a pirate with guyliner that send her a smile she returned. He seemed healthier, and more muscular than before. Her program definitely worked well. She greeted them, and assured Mr Smee that she would personally look after the twins. She wanted to talk to Harry, but did not got the chance to and got told by Ben it was time to go.
She still managed to slip Uma's message along with one from her in Harry's hand , putting his in her jacket before leaving. When they passed the barrier, Hades tried to escape and Mal turned into a dragon to push him back. When she got back in the limo, she had an expression on her face that [Y/N] did not liked, but she pushed it aside.
The curse was slowly creeping, getting closer. When [Y/N] was feeling intense emotions, roses would start to bloom around her. She had more red hair than brown, and her eyes were sometimes shining red.
The cursed princess had less than a year left, and would try everything to hide to those around her that she was dying. She did not wanted sadness around her, only to live at her maximum. Maybe she could even get more kids off the isle, because who would dare not realising deathwish?
Despite everything, the princess made sure that the Vks would feel at home in Auradon, and that the weekly shipment to the isle would carry on despite the people, including royalties, that were against it. It was not their place to decide who deserved it or not. It was not even [Y/N]'s place. She trusted Harry and the pirates to make sure the right persons would get what they needed, and Uma trusted them two. The girls were now friends, and the two of them were trying to get kids off the isle by their own way. But as time flew, [Y/N] got worried that she would never managed to do that.
The princess was getting ready for Jane's birthday party that would happen later today. People were getting concerned because of the missing scepter of Maleficent, but to not make people panic it had been decided that the less people knew the better. [Y/N] had a weird feeling about the day, and before leaving her room decided to switch her high heels for a pair of fancy but way more comfortable pair of plateform shoes, some custom New Rock that Ben got for her 16 birthday. She finally left the castle and drove her motorbike to the Enchanted Lake where the party was held.
When Audrey showed up, with Maleficent scepter and spelled everyone, she jumped from her hiding spot to the lake, and stayed inside until the pink smoke had dissolved. Trying to get herself dryer, she took off her jacket, revealling the roses covered in thornes covering her amrs and reaching her shoulders. She did not had to lift her sleeveless shirt to know that the roses were on her belly and chest too. Her time was almost up, it was now a matter of weeks. She noticed Jane, and felt relieved that the fae had the same idea. They filled bottles and a water gun with enchanted water in case, and left the party behind. They had a kingdom to save.
They decided to go toward Evie's place, because it was most likely that the Core four had manage to escape the curse, so they thought it was the safest place to go. That's how they found Ben and thanks to him [Y/N]'s pretty pirate. Carlos, Jay, Gil and Harry had been sent to look after the king, and the rose princess felt relieved to see them.
She ran to her emo pirate and hug him tight: with Harry and Gil, she would be safe. And it was all that mattered to her now. She also gave Gil and her brother a hug before they all head back to Evie's. Walking between Gil and Harry, she reached toward Harry's hand. He semed surprised at first, but interwined his fingers with hers, allowing the two of them to relax.
They only let go of each other's hand when [Y/N] when to hug Uma, in front of the cottage. The girl had been worried for the sea witch, hoping that the curse had not affected her. That's how she learned that Mal had promise to set set free the Vks in exchange of the ember. The princess felt relieved : she would get to see them free before the curse took over. But it did not last long: Mal admitted that she wanted to definitely close the barrier. “No ! You can't do that? What about the necessary shipment that I struggled to put in place?” “What about the kids you're leaving to rot!” Everyone was mad at Mal, betrayed. So [Y/N] had to leave the only friends she had behind? At least they would not have to see her dying... But it was a worse fate for them, they could never get out of this hell. Before the sea three left, she hug them all with all the love she had. Harry wipped off her tears before blowing her a kiss with a sad smile.It was his goodbye for her.
The last thing the rose princess saw was her favorite pirates walking away from her, before a pink smoke surrounded her and everything went pitch black.
When she gained counsciousness back, she saw the vks and her brother doing the same. She didn't knew what had happened, until Jay said that they had most likely been turned to stone like most had been at Auradon prep. They all went back there, knowing that if the spell was broken it would be were everyone would be.
Mal, with Uma's help had bet Audrey, but Sleeping Beauty's daughter was now asleep. Life sliping away from her. “Like I will soon” muttered the princess. Luckily, no one heard her. She got to say goodbye to her pirates, before going to rest. She couldn't wait for the guards to get Hadès to be sure that Audrey would wake up, [Y/N] felt way too tired for that. She was exausted, and fell asleep in her clothes.
When she learned that Audrey was safe the next day [Y/N] felt relieved, but still heartbroken for Uma, Gil and Harry. Harry, the one that could have saved her. The true love she thought she would never get. But it was too late. Everyone thought that she still had a few weeks, but Audrey's spell had accelerated the process : she knew it was now a matter of days. When everyone was busy getting Mal's coronation ready, she was getting her last wishes ready.
Her hair almost completely red styled by Dizzy to hold still her crown, with a dress that barely covered anymore the roses covering her body, full of thornes. She had been feeling particularly tired for the past few days, and she knew her time was almost up. It was a matter of hours, unsure if she would see the sun rise the next day. A next day without harry, trapped on the isle.
She managed to behave like everything was alright, but no amount of make up covered the bags under her eyes, and everyone could see how tired she was, that something was wrong. People were wondering about the roses peaking from her clothes. She hoped that from their old TV, her friends would not see that something was up. They had enough to be worried about themselves.
Standing straight beside her brother, she listen to Mal, half listening until she heard the dragon say her name “ And I've never seen [Y/N] happier than when she is with Uma, Harry and Gil” She then invited the princess and the Vks to join her, to spell the barrier. The rose princess' smile had never been bigger : finally her friends and all those Vks were free.
She was too tired to run to the bridge like many did, so she waited beside Lumière for her friends. As she finally spotted her favorites pirates, she felt dizzy and everything started spinning. The rose princess fell, and did not got up. Uma, aware of the curse was the first one to react. “Shit Audrey's spell must have accelerated the process”. Tears were rolling on Harry's face as Uma told him about the curse.
Ben was heartbroken to see his sister, lifeless in Harry's arms. Fairy Godmother, who had joined them, quietly told them it was too late, they had to say their goodbyes. Pushing aside [Y/N]'s hair, Harry lovingly kissed her forehead. “Love ye [Y/N]” With these words, the rose princess gave her last breath...
Or that was what everyone thought. The roses were slowly fading, leaving her skin bare. And with another breath, she opened her eyes, meeting Harry's gaze. Lifting her am, she softly wipped Harry's tears before embracing him. “I always thought I would never get my happy ending...” Harry broke the hug, and kissed her again : this time on her lips.
They could get their hapily ever after together, and no magic would ever get between them again.
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shepraetor-blog · 7 years
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new icons for the girl ; v; 
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godschose-a-blog · 7 years
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I  GOT  A  THING  POSTED  FINALLY !!  and  of  course  when  i’m  feeling  muse,  my  parents  shove  me  off  the  pc.  oh  well.  i’ll  probably  handwrite  some  tonight  and  post  them  tomorrow  if  i  luck  out.  gnight  for  now,  all !  i  love  all  of  you  guys  wholeheartedly   ❤     ❤     ❤
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auradcnking-blog · 7 years
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repcrters · 5 years
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nobody asked me but if I had to play anyone from asoiaf/got I would play margaery tyrell 
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lcgioned · 5 years
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tag drop # 2
added some more fuckos. check em out! 
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vecna · 4 years
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Oohh for the fandom meme! Dragon Age?
Send me a fandom!
Oh boy, this is going to be spicy.
It’s also very Anders-negative, so apologies up front.
The character(s) I first fell in love with:
I’m actually not sure which was the FIRST, but it’s a tie between Morrigan and Alistair. I saw fanart of them going around at the time Origins first released, and that’s what got me to try the game! 
Alistair was a breath of fresh air, because at the time, I was used to warrior men in games being all Edgy and Rough, and he was the total opposite and a sweetheart.
And Morrigan was just instantly my goth wife, and had Claudia Black as a VA, so I was sold immediately.
Both still hold a special place for me!
The character(s) I never expected to love as much as I do now:
Loghain is the main one. He does a lot of truly reprehensible shit in the first game. But once I sat down and read the prequel novels about young Loghain, plus saw what he’s like if you recruit him, he grew on me A LOT and now he’s a top fave.
Nathaniel I expected to hate as soon as I saw his name + who his father was, but then the expansion came out and I ended up loving that dude almost immediately. I really wish he was around more after Awakening, and also really wish he’d been a romance option, especially for a Cousland haha.
Merrill is a weird one because she was totally uninteresting to me in DA:O, so when they announced her as a companion in DA2 I was like, “Ehhhh.” Then they punked me by making her adorable and sweet and now I love her.
Plus a bunch of side-characters like The Architect? I liked him a bunch in the novel + Awakening – although I found his Plan in the novel much more appealing. But as the years have gone by, I keep surprising myself at just HOW disappointed I am he’s never appeared again haha.
The character(s) everyone else loves that I don’t:
There’s a few, and all of them will get me yelled at, but here we go.
First: Isabela. This one’s a bit complicated, but it really just boils down to her attitude towards how you play your character. I actively dislike characters who are super sexual – regardless of gender. But Isabela in particular bothers me because she’s constantly pushing her lewdness and sexual humor on you, and when you try to discourage it, she admonishes you with, “Well, you’re no fun.” Her whole character is just… like that for me. Super pushy, overly lewd, gets uppity when you don’t have the same ~liberated~ opinions she does, and this is all played up in the writing like she’s this Empowered Woman the player absolutely must love, especially if they’re playing a male character lol. I hate her for the same reasons a lot of people hate Liara in Mass Effect, but with the addition of pushy lewd jokey characters always rubbing me the wrong way.
Second: Iron Bull. I’ve written a lot about why he makes me more uncomfortable than any fictional character I’ve ever encountered, and I just outright hate him, he makes my skin crawl. If you want details, feel free to DM me, I don’t really want to rant about it again publicly.
Third: Anders. Again, I’ve written a lot about him before, but. I hated him in Awakening, for a lot of the same reasons I hate Isabela in DA2. But the changes they made to him in DA2 are just kinda :/. While I absolutely agree with him about Mage Rights, the level of preachiness they added to him drove me nuts, and the fact that you’re painted as a Bad Guy if you don’t like him blowing up the chantry. And from a purely OOC standpoint: He’s become a figurehead for all the aggressive Discourse people in the fandom, and if I see someone list Anders in their sidebar bio, I know pre-emptively that their blog is going to be full of 6 page long essays of meta about how everything is Problematic, and no thanks.
To a lesser extent, I’m also not fond of Zevran. But in his case, it’s not anything major like the others, I’m just tired of Bioware’s habit of making the bisexual characters overly lewd sex-focused rogues/deviants.
The character(s) I love that everyone else hates:
Loghain, lol.
But also Sebastian Vael? There’s so much about him that I find genuinely fascinating, especially regarding his backstory, and his struggles between his feelings of responsibility to his family vs his dedication to the Chantry and bettering himself. He’s such a dear character to me, and such a pivotal part of any playthrough, I’m always blown away when I remember he’s a DLC character and many people don’t have him.
HOWEVER Anders being the fandom darling means that people tend to unfairly shit on Sebastian for reacting poorly to the Chantry explosion. People also like to label him as a poster child of a White Straight Church Boy, while refusing to acknowledge he’s… not straight, and not exactly a church boy either lol.
Also Vivienne, but I think that one’s really self-explanatory. I love her, and she gives a really needed perspective on the Circle, since most of the mage companions previously were apostates. But of course, she gets written off as a Chantry apologist, and an uppity bitch, when people would def love her for the same traits if she was not black lol.
The character(s) I used to love but don’t any longer:
Justice. And by extension, Anders. A lot of people like to rant about how Justice ruined Anders, but I always saw it the other way around.Justice was my favorite character in Awakening. The whole concept around him, that he was a Fade spirit who took human form and was experiencing life for the first time was SO fascinating. I felt like there was so much to explore there with his character.
Buuuut then they had him merge with Anders. With the narrative being that he WAS a spirit of Justice, but the moment he connected with Anders, it corrupted his entire spirit into something he wasn’t anymore. So essentially, the character I used to love no longer exists, thanks to Anders. And it reminds me of that phrase recently, about how the destination is so terrible you can no longer enjoy the journey? I can’t even appreciate Justice in Awakening anymore, knowing what happens to him.
To a lesser extent, Corypheus. He was SO COOL and the premise of him was AMAZING when he first appeared in the DA2 DLC, but then Inquisition had to go and turn him into a weird shallow mustache twirl villain.
The character(s) I would totally smooch:
None? Idk I don’t really have the Smooch Fictional Character gene.
The character(s) I’d want to be like:
MAEVARIS TILANI. May I one day finally have the confidence in my identity that she does, and also marry a sweet bear man who adores me.
The character(s) I’d slap:
Too many to list, really. Probably Anders.
The pairing(s) that I love:
THERE’S SO MANY. And most of them are with the PC, because I generally don’t ship NPCs together. But my top 3 are:
M!Hawke / Fenris is my ultimate OTP in the Dragon Age series, by a long-shot. Not even sure where to start on how much I love it, but two damaged guys leaning on each other to work through their respective loneliness and trauma is MY JAM. And lmao I love silver-sideburned Hawke chillin in retirement somewhere but being a supportive husband while Fenris goes off hunting the Bad Guys, it’s great.
Solas / Lavellan is a close second, with the caveat that I increasingly prefer it with a male Lavellan. Having the Inquisitor in love with Solas just changes the entire tone of the game for me, for the better, and him actually being the villain trying to end the world while in love with this normie elf is just (chef kiss). Too bad I’m burned out by how overly spammed it is.
Dorian / Inquisitor is in third, I will just always be fond of how it’s a story of the Inquisitor helping Dorian be happy with who he is, escape an abusive family, and realize that he’s allowed to be loved. Good shit good shit.
Some others:
Warden / Morrigan is probably my favorite Origins ship, and that only intensified with the way she talks about the Warden in Inquisition, esp if they’re Kieran’s other parent. What a cute goth family, regardless of the Warden’s gender, cause you can pry Bi Morrigan from my cold dead fingers.
Cassandra / Inquisitor might have a lot of Romance Cliches, but I adore it – although, similar others, I increasingly prefer it with a female Inquisitor. I actively dislike the weird no-homo rejection with her, and come on, a lady Inquisitor being her Knight In Shining Armor is just good storytelling.
Cullen / Inquisitor, for a lot of the same reasons as Cassandra. I love me a cliche romance, but I’m also fond of the narrative w/ him of someone he loves helping him heal through the lyrium withdrawals and take time to rest.
Josephine / F!Inquisitor is just adorable all around, and wholesome, and great.
Varric / Hawke COME ON HOW WAS THIS NOT AN OPTION.
On the rarepair end:
Sebastian / Hawke doesn’t seem like it would be a rarepair – you’d think everyone who loves Cullen/Inquisitor would love this one too. I do! But alas. That said, I’m also pretty aggro about this one with a male Hawke because SEBASTIAN IS CANON BI. WHY WAS HIS ROMANCE STRAIGHT.
Maric / Loghain is a rarepair I will take with me to my grave LOL. Never forget the scene where Maric thought Loghain was leaving, and bolted across the camp with almost no clothes on to beg Loghain to stay. Come on.
Nathaniel / Cousland is dear to me, and I love it so much more than Alistair / Cousland haha.
Greagoir / Wynne, I can’t believe this got validated in canon ahhhh.
The pairing(s) that I despise:
Again: THERE’S SO MANY.
Iron Bull / Dorian is my least fave by a longshot. Again, I have written about why I hate this pairing a great many times, but it’s awful and toxic and makes me deeply uncomfortable, and I could happily go the rest of my life without seeing anything about it ever again. Please keep poor Dorian away from that man. He deserves someone that doesn’t sexually harass him until he’s finally worn down into dubious consent (while drunk) and then outted to everyone about it.
Isabela / Fenris. Sorry, but it’s just bad writing that Fenris bails on Hawke because the physical intimacy triggered his PTSD and he needs space to process, but then will turn around and have a casual sex relationship with Isabela instead. Yikes.
Anders / Fenris. Aveline / Isabela. Alistair / Morrigan. All of the DA2 Hawke/companion rivalmances. I don’t enjoy “these two people hate and antagonize and want to kill each other… but they fuck” in any form.
Cullen / Amell. Yikes.
And basically ALL of the canon wlw pairings in this series suffer from the fact they have men writing them, and as a result they’re almost always some kind of abusive or racist, and skeeve me out. See: Celene / Briala, Leliana / Marjolaine, Branka / Hespith, etc. Please Bioware, I’m begging you to consult some actual queer women. It’s insane how badly they’re treated compared to how the canon mlm couples are written.
FINALLY, I recognize this will be the most unpopular of all, but. As much as I love M!Hawke/Fenris, I just honestly cannot stand seeing F!Hawke/Fenris. There are some pairings where I’m so attached to the m/m or f/f version, I cannot deal with the m/f version anymore, and that’s one of them. (The others are mainly non-Bioware.)
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