#〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗

[malvidia]

i physically can’t get over kotomine with an rpg.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ˒ ᶤ'ˡˡ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʸᵃ' ˑ ⌜ LOSTBELT. ⌟ 〗 #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #lostbelt spoilers #fgo spoilers #i know it's just the prologue #but lemme tag it nonetheless #this is even more funny if we go w/ the idea #that alex knew kotomine #from before his body went up in flames #alex loudly: FATHER ?! #remember folks he was in a coma during invasion of chaldea #so either this or #during lostbelt 1 #is the first time he's seen kirei

[malvidia]

ever since romulus dropped, this is all i’ve been thinking about.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #if u want to reblog this be my guest #if anything lemme just.... #fate grand order #drop the fgo tag #and see what happens #AZSXDCFVGBNHBGVFCDX #where is my caligula credit #why do you all forsake him

[malvidia]

alex: i’m so glad we could connect the suitcase, i hope everyone is fine, what do ya’ think, rits —

alex’s servants, physically beating all of ritsuka’s servants out of the way:

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #DOWN ! DOWN !! #literally not allowed to leave the wandering sea #bc his servants are getting 3 hours each #of his damn attention

[malvidia]

the difference between chaldea alex and lostbelt alex is easy:

>  chaldea alex:  fake bastard.

>  lostbelt alex:  bastard, but in a hot endearing way.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #it's the white hair. #ASXDCFVGBGVFDS #u lost an inner monster #and somehow u become #extremely dateable

[malvidia]

i know these past couple weeks have been post-pandora alex central but never forget, the main draw of this blog has always been  --  this motherfucker.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #me thinking abt chaldea alex: heheh love u rat #HE JUST MAKES ME HAPPY #EVEN IF I WANT #TO KICK HIS ASS !!!!

[malvidia]

sometimes i’m like, oh alex is a bad master because he lies about the fact that he kills people ( even if it isn’t fully by his own accord ) but i feel like his servants would watch him do it and pull out noise makers to cheer him on.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #alex covered in blood: begins hyperventilating #alex’s servants: wait what’s wrong. why are you crying #ASDGBFVNFDBBDB #tfw when most servants have killed #enough people to fill a soccer stadium

[malvidia]

getting his entire body beast blasted has given him a few memory issues, suffice to say, but he certainly does try his best.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ˒ ᶤ'ˡˡ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʸᵃ' ˑ ⌜ LOSTBELT. ⌟ 〗 #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #ASXDCFVGBHGVFDS #I KNOW THIS IS SUPER LONG #but it's fucking funny !!!!!!!! so i did it anyways #wwwwwwww

[malvidia]

alex: haha, yeah, i’m a gamer guy, ya’ got a problem ?

alex, sweating: wha’ do ya’ mean prove it. of course i know what doom crossing is. haven’t ya’ heard of it ? fire fantasy ? what about apex battlegrounds ?

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #everytime i remember #that alex doesn’t know what video games is #i laugh my fucking ass off #bro ur twenty what is you doing

[malvidia]

lostbelt arc 2: alex’s wild adventure of finally being able to walk ( with the help of his leg braces ) but now that he can, he wishes he didn’t because it means having to catch up to everyone running their asses off every two seconds.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #at this point #he just asks his servants to carry him #he’s lost his shame #he exists now #as a truly honest being #and that honesty #is being tired

[malvidia]

alex is not an incel, he’s a kovocel, kotomine voluntary celibate.

#malvidia #zhrets #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #i can't believe alex is going to turn #into one of those sexually frustrated church girls #wwwwwwww #going behind father's back to get some meat

[malvidia]

me whenever y’all tell me you actually are into alex:

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #this popped into my twitter feed #so i just thought Immediately of alex #made sure to link the tweet in the text #so y'all can look @ it too #ASXDCFVGBHNJHGFD #listen i want to rail alex too #but i thought that was just me!!!!!

[malvidia]

❝     don't   LOOK   at me, don't   talk   ta' me   --   don't even think of breathin' in my general direction .     ❞     it appears a certain master has been forced into a rather   ...   unwanted   outfit.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵗᵃˡᵏ˒ ᶤ'ˡˡ ᵈᶤᵉ ᵎ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵎ ⌜ IC. ⌟ 〗 #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #when you remember one of alex's fcs #has put a maid outfit on #fucking SCORE #the link to it is at the 'unwanted' part #he Angry #alex in the corner: no talk me angry

[malvidia]

alex, who is literally on the brink of death for the entirety of lostbelt one and only begins to physically recover during the second and third lostbelt: what do ya’ mean i can’t fuck in the shadow border. people just gotta learn ta’ mind their own damn business.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ˒ ᶤ'ˡˡ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʸᵃ' ˑ ⌜ LOSTBELT. ⌟ 〗 #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #goredolf: who are you going to fuck ? you aren’t a master anymore #alex: get over here and i’ll show ya’ bitch #ASDGVFHGFHFFNG #not safe for view #the shadow border is the ultimate backset car fuck #and alex believes in this fully

[malvidia]

alex when they finish dealing with the first lostbelt and he finds out that they have to go to the wandering sea which means dealing with mage’s association bullshit:

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ˒ ᶤ'ˡˡ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʸᵃ' ˑ ⌜ LOSTBELT. ⌟ 〗 #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #he thought #he was free from the mage’s association #when he went and joined chaldea #but he guesses NOT #lostbelt spoilers #with his current state #the LAST thing he wants #is to have to face #a bunch of living mages

[malvidia]

pardon me for these lostbelt spoilers but alex is dead. unless sherlock full body curled his lanky ass heroic spirit frame around him when this happened, alexandros jimenez is a dead man.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #〖 ↻ 》 ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ˒ ᶤ'ˡˡ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʸᵃ' ˑ ⌜ LOSTBELT. ⌟ 〗 #mash: senpai are u okay !? #ritsuka: haha ye just a lil’ dizzy #alex frothing at the mouth: hcbnfnfhhhfhhch #lostbelt spoilers #fgo spoilers #his poor weak BONES BRO !!!!

[malvidia]

i’m telling y’all, if there ever comes a point where nasu releases pandora or the beast of regret, i’m deadass ignoring it. rip to nasu but i’m different and my characters fuck.

#malvidia #〖 ↻ 》 ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵍᶤˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃᶰᶤᶜ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ ˑ ⌜ CRACK. ⌟ 〗 #the death of the author #but it’s just me #shoving my trans writing hands into nasu’s face