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Alfred "I'll find some excuse just to be with you" F. Jones and Arthur "I'll book a last minute flight just to see you" Kirkland
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Some fantasies that only ever exist in dreams
Happy birthday.
0704.2023
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It IS already Fourth of July here in my time zone
So I guess it’s not too early at all to post it now?🥳🥳✌🏻✌🏻
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Alfred is terrible with dates but he loves his bf(he gave Arthur socks as a gift)
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after a storm comes a calm
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uzKdxPA
by Orestiad
Briefly, England mourns the fact that he could have taken an earlier flight, had he not accepted America's spontaneous invitation to lunch. However, as multiple sources would cite, England has always been bad at telling America 'no'.
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England's flight is cancelled and America invites him over.
Words: 8025, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Country Songs
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia)
Relationships: America/England (Hetalia)
Additional Tags: Nationverse (Hetalia), Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Explicit Sexual Content, Dorks in Love, Mutual Pining, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Porn with Feelings
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It’s almost Christmas!!! Which means it’s once again time for Japanese yandere to be disappointed in their darlings for not actually doing the “western tradition” of eating fried chicken and strawberry shortcake
Only one of my coworkers actually knew that the fried chicken thing was just a marketing gimmick, the rest were floored when I said that fried chicken and Christmas cake aren't ubiquitous in America lol. The kids really want to try eggnog and eat candy canes, and they all REALLY loved the Hanukkah foods I showed them (protip, if you opened up a Jewish bakery that made sufganiyah and rugelach and kugel, you'd make a killing in Japan).
You know what IS well known here? Home Alone. Imagine your yandere eagerly renting the first two movies and insisting on watching it with you. Imagine them going nuts when you show them how to stir a candy cane into warm eggnog or hot cocoa. And if you celebrate Hanukkah they're very insistent on buying/making a menorah and instead of playing dreidel with geld, you play with kisses.
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「暑いからね」
軸だけを大量に食べてみたかった!いいと思う。
何もかもが暑い、アイスコーヒーも暑い、仕事も暑い、暑い暑い暑い。
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✿ 鹿せんべい | 奈良県
・奈良市の奈良公園周辺に生息している野生の「奈良の鹿」へ観光客が与えるために、奈良公園内の売店にて販売されているせんべい状の餌である。
・せんべいの材料は米ぬかと小麦粉のみで、米ぬかは焦げないよう油の浮いていない新しいものを用いる。材料的には人間が食べても害はないが、あくまでも鹿の餌であるため、味付けもされておらず、保存料等の食品添加物も入っていない。また消費期限も設けていないため、人間は食べない方が無難である。ちなみに人間が食べた場合の味は、製造所における焼きたてのせんべいは香ばしく甘みを感じておいしいが、それ以上の味はなく飲み込みにくいといわれる。また口の中にぬかの粒が残って後味が悪いともいう。
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緑の季節やってきました。
たわわに実ったスナップえんどう。
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If the world was to end today, then I'd spend it with you, by the sea. We'll welcome the end with splashes of sea water, cackling at the absurdity of it all. Eventually, the last thing I'd see would be your sunburnt smile, the last thing I'd taste would be the salt on your skin, the last thing I'd hear would be your laughter, and the last thing I'd feel would be love.
Happy Valentine's day 💘
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Teaching the Young Lady That I Picked up Who Broke off Her Engagement Things She's Not Supposed to Do, Letting Her Eat Good Food, Letting Her Dress Fashionably and Making Her the Happiest Girl in the World! by Fukuda Sametarou & Katsura Ichiho
Who the fuck make this long ass titles
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