by Anonymous

Xichen isn’t sure if it is currently in his power to gift an entire person to Wangji. He doesn’t even have a clear idea about where to start, but he knows deep inside his heart that he has to try.

Lan Wangji wants Wei Wuxian, and so he will have him.

Words: 2337, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

• Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: M/M, Multi
• Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
• Relationships: Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
• Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Threesome - M/M/M, Dark Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Dark Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, The Lan Sect’s A+ Parenting, madame yu’s a+ parenting, Possessive Behavior, Codependency, Scheming Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Angst and Porn, POV Alternating

bonus pic with glasses: 

fish for kitty!

part 1

part 2

Author: azurewaxwing

Length: 8 Chapters, 55.5k Words (Completed)

Rating: M

Genre: Modern AU, Reality Show AU, Secret Relationship

Summary:

(A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a f*cking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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Note: I absolutely loved this. so much. was shocked it was not in my rec archive yet. so sorry. it’s here now.

★  modern cql cinnamon roll squad would all have impeccable fashion taste

by Anonymous

Lan Wangji eats Wei Wuxian out on a balcony overlooking a public pavilion.

Words: 1614, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
• Additional Tags: Rimming, Semi-Public Sex, Clothed Sex, Post-Canon, Established Relationship

Devil Wuxian to go with Angel Wangji which is posted here: https://lostatikea.tumblr.com/post/639513502438064128/a-little-contribution-to-these-aus-angel-lwj-is Also due to some personal stuff I’ll be posting less often, not that I was really active! But I thought I’d give a heads up this time.

“my child is completely fine” your child puts chinese music on headphones and fantasizes being a mxtx character

full image on privatter~

cql xy!

all i have is catboy xy from this point onwards so if ur here for something else i am very sorry

A silly pun based on a Chinese New Year greeting: 年年有余 (nian nian you yu / every year there’s abundance) sounds exactly the same as 年年有鱼 (every year there’s fish) haha

Author: kuro

Length: 3 Chapters, 17.5k Words (Completed)

Rating: M

Genre: Canon Divergence, Mystery

Summary:

Rumours had been spreading that a demon was roaming the mountainside of Tanxiangshan.

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by Anonymous

I read this fic a while ago and can’t seem to find it now, but wwx gets cursed by some cave demon (?) on a night hunt while protecting the juniors i believe so and has turned into a child, except he’s dying from the curse and has black spreading all over his tiny body. Lxc and jc go to the cave to ask the demon to release the curse but the demon says that it’s wwx’s soul’s true form and that he’ll be fine if everyone who loves him tells him so

I dont remember who the author is or what the title is, but last i read it was incomplete, and jc had told wwx how much he means to him because he got emotional

If you do happen to know the story lemme know!!! Thank youuuuuu

Words: 127, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
• Rating: Not Rated
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Characters: Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Lán Jǐngyí, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Lán Qǐrén

in which lanlan’s biggest problem is how to get all the rabbit fur off song lan’s clothes 😔

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by Anonymous

Starring Wen Qing the mad scientist, Wen Ning her dedicated lab assistant, Wen Ruohan the ethically dubious financial backer (“Are ya winning, niece?”) and my WQ-and-WWX-being-mad-scientists-together agenda.

Words: 1033, Chapters: ½, Language: English

• Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Wēn Qíng (Módào Zǔshī), Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Wēn Cháo (Módào Zǔshī), Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Wēn Zhúliú, Wēn Xù (Módào Zǔshī), Wēn Ruòhán
• Relationships: Wēn Qíng/Science, Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín & Wēn Qíng, Wēn Qíng & Wēn Ruòhán, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn & Wēn Qíng
• Additional Tags: For Science!, Handwavy Science, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Timeline What Timeline, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, BAMF Wēn Qíng (Módào Zǔshī), Cinnamon Roll Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín

CQL mobage: *counting down to LWJ’s birthday*

New MDZS Q episode: *WWX praising Sizhui*

Me: *passes out from emotions*