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[himejoshikomaeda]

they call me subway sandwich because i'm sandwiched between these two subs. and having my way with them

holy shit

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[eternitysnake]

you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves

fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.

#🍀 #yeah idk either

[anxeious]

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[halloween-sweets]

#halloween #st patricks day #four leaf clover #🍀 #clover #black clover #night sky #swing #ghost #ghosts #goth #cottage goth #stars #moon #spring #trees #woods #cottage #green #folk art #goth art #art #springtime #2024 #☘️ #👻

[venceslav33]

I found you🪻

#svsss #bingyuan #luo binghe #shen yuan #🍀

[fawndollie]

my favourite buttons !!! ✩

#🍀 #stamps #buttons #pixel buttons #pixel art #banners #backgrounds #blinkies #cute pixels #kagamine rin #vocaloid #usahana #sanrio #cardcaptor sakura #carrd resources #carrd material #carrd stuff #pixels #pixel graphics #pixel gif #favicons #decome #dividers #web graphics #old web graphics #web resources

[tsertsvi]

Stunning Irish accent in da house

#cillian murphy #oppenheimer #christopher nolan #golden globes #🍀

[tatertords]

cats

blepblepblepvlepbleplbppblrlfrll

(im still mad)

#ranfren #ранфрен #randals friends #nyen catman #nyon catman #nyen ranfren #ниен #ranfren nyen #ranfren nyon #nyon ranfren #nyon #нион #nyen #art #my art #арт #мой арт #ranfren fanart #фанарт #catmen #🍀

[53v3nfrn5]

Coach: Fall/Winter (2023)

#coach #bags #fashion #purses #accessories #runway #fall winter #fw23 #cutecore #❤️ #⭐️ #🍀 #🌙 #lucky #lucky charms #charms #fairycore #whimsical #whimsicore #whimsycore #aesthetic #y2k aesthetic

[tuffluff7]

By Sumiko Arai

#mine #the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #🍀

[himejoshikomaeda]

just saw one of my mutuals make a vaguepost. didn't get it because it was a vaguepost, so i kept scrolling. just a few posts later i found a post by a different mutual that was very obviously what the first mutual was vagueing about in the first place. so now i'm tapped in. i'm wired. i understand the situation. i can visualize the cyberbeef in my mind. i have access to all of the information. i'm omniscient.

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[dsiwares]

#3ds #🍀

[anxeious]

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[hechizadas]

𝓶𝔂 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓸𝓷𝓮 🎀 ︶𝆹𝅥⏝ ◦ 𑁍 ◦ ︶𝆹𝅥⏝

#𓇼 ⏤͟͟͞͞★ ♡⃣ (>。☆) #mon amour #🍀 #pastel moodboard #pink moodboard #pastel pink moodboard #white moodboard #vintage moodboard #moodboard #messy gifs #messy bios #messy headers #messy icons #alternative moodboard #messy layouts #y2k moodboard #gyaru #coquette moodboard #coquette #dollete moodboard #alternative #edgy moodboard #indie moodboard #y2k aesthetic #kpop #twitter #gyarustyle #twitter layouts #layouts twitter #pink dividers

[amamiofacciouncasinoo]

Una pesciolina spiaggiata

Zitta e nuota 💭🐠

#capelli devastati #compagnia #noia #domande #italia #nuoto #🍀

[bisexual-thoughtss]

I have a Bernard request 👉👈 maybe Bernard, right before the holiday season, works himself so much into a stress-induced anxious lather in front of you that he literally has a small panic attack and struggles to breathe, and you have to de-escalate him w/ kindness (and possibly cuddles)???

I combined this one with 🍀 anon’s ask, I hope you like it!

Bernard x Reader

You stick your head into the stuffing room, excited greetings ringing out when you’re spotted. You look around, spying piles of fluff, half stuffed animals, and hardworking elves.

“Hello, hi. Hey, you!” you greet a few of the elves, “Has anyone seen Bernard?”

“Last I saw he was headed toward the kitchen,” one elf pipes up.

“On a war path, I heard,” another mentions with a raised eyebrow.

“Uh oh,” you wince, “I better go talk him down.”

As you make your way through the hall, you don’t spot Bernard anywhere so you continue your hike toward the kitchens. Finally approaching the candy themed doors, you pull them open and head inside.

“How’s it going, everyone?” You ask cheerily as you pop in. Your smile falters a bit as you see the baking elves and their drained faces as they mumble replies to your question.

“Why the long faces?” You frown, looking around at them for answers. They avoid your gaze, halfheartedly rolling out cookie dough.

“Bernard yelled at us,” one of the elves finally admits and you grimace.

“Oh no, I’m sorry. You all know how he gets this close to Christmas,” you apologize.

“Do you know where he went?” You ask the elf nearest you.

“The toy floor,” she murmurs and your heart breaks at how downtrodden she seems.

“I’m gonna go find him, why don’t you guys take a break, huh? Have some cocoa,” you tell them and their faces light up. You grab a bagged cookie, tucking it in your pocket to use to talk Bernard down when you find him, and laughing as a chorus of ‘thank you!’ follows you out the door as you leave.

When you round the corner to the toy floor you spot Bernard right away. He’s gesturing and pointing while he talks to the painters, and you can see how tense his shoulders are from across the room.

“Oh, thank goodness you’re here,” You hear someone behind you exclaim. You sidle up to Bernard just before it seems like he’s really going to snap.

“Hey, I’ve been looking for you all over,” you smile, rubbing the velvet of his shirt over his bicep. He softens as soon as he hears your voice.

“Hi, sugar,” he smiles dopily for a second before his eyebrows furrow again. He looks like he’s about to turn and start again but you cut in as he opens his mouth.

“I’ve got something for you, c’mon,” you tell him, tugging lightly on his sleeve so he’ll follow you. He frowns, clearly wanting to stay and finish whatever lecture he’d started but he trails after you. When you finally make it off the toy floor he can’t stand it anymore.

“What do you have for me?” He finally asks.

“A break and a cookie,” you tell him as you reach the door to his office.

“I don’t have time for a break!” he insists.

“Yes, you do. You need one, you’re starting to take out your frustrations on the elves,” you argue.

“I can’t take a break, it’s almost Christmas!” His voice cracks.

“Santa has only checked his list once! The painters painted all the dump trucks green, the bakers aren’t meeting their cookie quota! The- the-“ he rants until his breath is coming out in short quick puffs and his hands are shaking.

“Whoa, hey, hey,” you reach out to hold onto his shirt as he sways slightly on his feet. You pull him into his office, and towards the plush couch against the wall. You sit the both of you down, scooting back to give him some space.

“Can you breathe with me?” You ask and he nods with wide eyes, breath rabbit quick.

“In, two, three…” you count a couple of breaths for him to follow, but it doesn’t seem to help calm him as much as you’d like.

“Can I touch you?” You ask and he croaks out a yes. You bring his hand up to press flat against your sternum, breathing deeply and encourage him to match your pace. The steady thudding of your heartbeat helps calm him down as he matches your breaths.

“Feel a little better?” You ask once you feel like his breathing is normal again and his hands have stopped shaking. You get a tiny ‘yeah’ and you can’t help but coo at how pitiful he sounds.

“Oh, honey,” you pull him to you, rubbing his back soothingly.

“C’mon, take some of this stuff off,” you murmur, taking his hat and necklace off, gently dropping them to the floor. He takes his bag off and deposits it in the pile as well.

“Lay down with me,” you suggest and he gives in easily. His head rests on your chest once you get settled, your fingers scratching against the nape of his neck. You hum an apology when he shivers at the touch, moving to pop open the button on the back of his collar to give him more room to breathe. By now you know better than to run your fingers through his hair and risk messing up his curls, so you move down to scratch his back lightly.

“Santa always gets the list done, he knows what he’s doing. The kitchen elves are doing their best. They seem to be on track to make enough, but you can always delegate a few more elves to help in the kitchen if you feel like they need it. And there’s nothing wrong with green dump trucks,” you talk him through his worries.

“I know it’s your job to take care of everything, but you have to take care of yourself too,” you remind him.

“What did I do to deserve you, sugarplum?” he wonders, voice muffled into your sweater.

“You must’ve been on the nice list,” you joke, poking him softly in the side to watch him squirm. You’re sure this must’ve taken a lot out of him, he seems ready to fall asleep any second and you’re more than willing to lay here as long as it takes for him to get a little rest.

“I love you, sugarplum,” he mumbles sleepily, arms wrapped tightly around your waist.

“Love you too,” you press a kiss to his unruly curls as his breathing starts to even out.

“Did you say something about a cookie?” He looks up suddenly and asks, and you can’t help but let out a startled laugh.

#bernard the elf x reader #bernard x reader #bernard the head elf #bernard the santa clause #🍀