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schlattsdoll · 4 months
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perv! jschlatt headcannons maybe? also if you're accepting anons maybe I can be 🎲 anon?
ofc 🎲
afab reader
minors dni
stares too long at your chest when your wearing a low cut top
stares WAAAY too long at your ass when you walk in front of him'
says he wants to cuddle just to use your tits as pillows
loves to hug from behind so his cock rubs against your ass
roomate!perv!schlatt listens through the wall when your fucking yourself
loves to see you wear his clothes. he imagines railing you in them
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maehemthemisfit · 1 year
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I feel like... KOKICHI would be so confused if you initiated physical contact with him. (that wasn't violent by any means and held no malicious intent)
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Like, he dances over peoples boundaries all the time and violates their personal space for shits and giggles, but when you don't seem to mind and actually engaged in it, he's genuinely concerned. Not because you're reciprocating, but because it's him, the least likeable person in the building.
He really wouldn't know what to do with himself in that situation, he just sorta freezes. Be it a hug, headpat, or holding his hand, his response is so delayed he doesn't even register what happened until you're gone.
Please, no one approach him, he's not okay.
Probably avoids you like the plague at first because the things you make him feel is so foreign to him and definitely distracts him from his supreme leader plans.
If he's ever questioned about it, he of course gaslight and denies everything and calls you weird or something but he has a hard time lying directly to you
Thinks you have some ulterior motive and calls you out on it but you're just standing there confused.
Once he figures out you truly are no threat to him, he's in a weird position. For starters, you're not gullible to fall for or aid him in his schemes and second, you're always hanging out with him when you can so he can't get rid of you.
He thinks it's annoying at first but once he gets over his ick with his emotions, he'll constantly align himself in your presence (Because he's touch starved and wants attention) and be his clingy self again.
He'll demand piggy back rides and drag you everywhere because he can.
Definitely becomes a leech and now you're stuck with him for good, not that you're complaining.
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lawlietscaramels · 4 months
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It looks like asks are turned on! Can I request writing or, like, headcanons about how the death note characters laugh? I mean obvs there’s Kira’s silly evil laugh but what about pre-Kira light and L?
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Laugh a Little Louder ╾ Cast
AAA so asks here work!! yes. yesyeysyeye though the Wammy's kids may be ooc. See my various chats and notes for reason why but without further ado, here come the laughs!
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L Lawliet 🍰
first off, he doesn't laugh very often.
memes? nothing. jokes? nothing. sarcasm? nothing. This doesn't mean he doesn't find any of these funny, he just doesn't have the urge to actually laugh.
but Light falling down the Task Force stairs? YES.
L finds other things funny too but there's just... something special about watching Light mess up...
if he's around people he trusts he's likely to laugh more, at super not funny things especially. for example, bad puns, horribly edited memes or videos, and dark jokes are high on the list. (I may or may not also find these things very funny)
anyway that got into when he laughs. as for HOW he laughs: it varies depending on how funny something is.
Mildly amusing? Dry chuckle. almost sounds like a cough or the engine of a car if that makes sense. sometimes he will say (with no change in tone whatsoever), "haha. that was quite amusing."
Hilarious? the man is cackling and wheezing.
high pitched, like a hyena...
Light Yagami 🖊️
you guys might hate me but
Light is a GIGGLER!!!
this kind of embarrasses him so he can usually make it sound more like a chuckle, this is also how he does fake-laughs when he's Kira and wants to hide the crazy-laughs.
I think he'd find animals and cute stuff worth a little laugh just because it's amusing and they bring joy to his life
that said I think Kira version of Light wouldn't laugh as much. He's under a lot of stress, he doesn't see the joy in life any more. Light is just there to fulfil his mission, to cleanse the world of evil, and he's so dedicated to this cause that he doesn't find time to appreciate the good that already exists in this world
damn that got sad for a post about laughter
uhhh anyway other people laughing inevitably sets Light off too, even as Kira he struggles not to laugh when L or Matsuda does. Misa's laughs, not so much of a problem. They just concern him...
Misa Amane 💝
hold on this is kind of hard actually...
you know what, I think she'd make other noises instead of actual "laughs."
such as squeaking, squawking, honking, all those funny words used to describe people who laugh but don't really laugh. shakes her head and sighs a lot at dad jokes but she secretly loooves them.
if she actually laughs it will be hahahahahhahaa-gasp-hahahhahahaha where it gradually gets higher pitched and the sound stops and she's just breathing in a squeaky manner. Misa will also start waving her body and arms back and forth like she's going to hit her knees, but only hits air.
sounds a little like she's dying tbh
Misa used to be embarrassed about her laugh when she was little, but she grew to learn it just means she's happy! so she likes it
though she would never laugh if she's livestreaming or anything like that, like Light she'd have a fake laugh (a typical girly giggle) for such occasions.
Touta Matsuda 🦆
this guy is like so normal help hahjajjajjasjsj
I think he would often like scream and then laugh (especially on roller coasters, watching horror movies, being jump-scared, all that)
wheezes a little, goes "oh God- oh God- no no stop-"
his stomach starts to hurt because if Matsu starts laughing he just like. does not stop. he goes into hysterics.
would end up rolling on the floor and struggling to breathe
"Matsuda it was just a bad bee pun, are you alright?" because he'd suddenly be set off by one silly thing like that and just be chuckling and laughing and all for the next few hours. and expect it to start again if someone makes the mistake of saying "bees" in the next few days
Okay but his mouth would go all squiggly like Charlie Brown's when he's trying to hold in a laugh.
shoving his bright red face into a pillow and trying not to scream in laughter, literally this man is DYING at every lame joke. he loves really long jokes too.
this guy is not actually so normal after all...
Near 🧸
like L, he does not laugh very often
unlike L, this statement is ONLY true for when he's in the company of others. when alone I think Near does a fair bit of laughing, though it's quiet
it's just the kind of vulnerability and genuine enjoyment that he only feels safe to express when he's alone...
anyway Near's laugh is a little rough like he's not used to doing it. he might chuckle for a while, or just let out a quick and sharp "HA!" if he's more startled into laughter. the first one is more private, the second he might let out a couple of times in company
I think Near would also lie in bed at night and just laugh at the ceiling. maybe especially if he's had a bad day. it makes him feel a little better and reminds him that there are good things in the world! Because when Near laughs he remembers the other things that have made him laugh
it's a sign he likes and trusts someone if he laughs with them
Near can also mimic lots of different kinds of laughs. I feel like he's a storyteller, even if he only tells the stories to himself, so this skill can come in very useful!
Mello 🍫
HE HAS AN EVIL VILLAIN LAUGH
less disturbing than Light's Kira laugh BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF SCARY IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE
but most people are quick to realise he's just laughing. laughing a little like a crazy person but it's easy to tell, if you take the time to observe, that he's just genuinely enjoying himself
Matt ALWAYS knows what to say to make Mello laugh
(Mello tries not to laugh at Matt though, mostly because he's a little ass who doesn't want to give him the satisfaction)
Actually, his laugh is kind of sweet to listen to in a way??
I don't know how to explain that and the villain-laugh headcanon fitting together but they do, just trust me. it may sound evil but it is super sweet
hahaha he thinks he's a badass his laugh sounds like he's a badass but somehow it's not badass at all.
The opposite of Near, he's more likely to laugh around others.
I think his favourite thing to laugh at is really bad movies. Just making fun of them, ridiculing the plot, and though some people thinks he sucks the fun out of it he finds it enjoyable
Matt 🚬
laughs often, doesn't GENUINELY laugh often.
he's a smoker right? well, I think that makes it clear that he's got a smoker's kind of laugh. he might end up coughing if he laughs too long
don't smoke kids
Matt's always had more of a throaty laugh though, he's a low chuckle kind of guy. unless he's tired or REALLY amused, in which case he'll cackle.
When typing he does a keyboard smash laugh: AJHSHAHAJAJA
I think he laughs at himself often. Matt in particular I haven't seen his dn appearances in years but I think he's a pretty chill guy most of the time, happy to give a laugh if someone insults his fashion taste.
not a headcanon but I wonder if a PC emoji would fit better...
Loves to make other people laugh too!! will lighten the mood or turn a chuckle into an uproar with a few really good bad jokes or a funny assortment of actions or impressions
He pokes fun at everyone and everything because when you take life too seriously, you don't enjoy it.
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𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖙 ˏˋ⋆˖⁺˖⁀➷ 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 + 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜
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(so comforted by all ur agere content on ur blog actually) (<- regressor)
hels regresses to ages 2-5 & regresses due to stress (hes always stressed), hes pretty good at controlling when he regresses but pushes it off (he regrets it when he eventually regresses due to anxiety/distress) hes vry prone to temper tantrums while pushing off regressing (lil mind mixes with big mind to make age soup . not good for when he has to be responsible)
his favorite chair is adjustable & raises high enough that his feet cant touch the ground & it makes him feel so small !!
wels is his caregiver & he also regresses, so he has a dragon stuffed animal named valor :D hels has a stuffed duck named scissors (he was told he couldnt run with scissors so he named his plush scissors in spite)
-🔮🎲 anon ! (definitely not projecting)
awe these r all so cute!! :}
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lisarpgheadcanons · 2 months
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canon/“scary” dice is huuuuge like 8 foot or something ridiculous like that. also i always imagined that she doesn’t really talk at all she just stares at you like this😀😀😀😁😁😁😁🙂🙂🙂 and explodes you with dynamite
oh oh oh also she/her scarydice forever Tbh….❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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oumagines · 1 year
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Kokichi With A Timid/Shy Darling Who Knows He's A Yandere, But Loves Him Anyway
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Anonymous Asked: "Hiiiiii Carrie I agree with your favorite movie choice and do you want to be my friend? Also could I get headcanons of Yandere kokichi with a shy and timid/fearful s/o?
They love to cuddle him hide behind him very clingy they are scared of people and really everything else they do love him despite being a yandere (trust me they are smart they can tell) they hope he doesn’t get too violent though 💜 sorry if this was too much but anyway bye bye!"
Warnings: General possessiveness, mentions of killing, mention of breaking, mention of kidnapping, mention of bullying
Reader Pronouns: They/Them
Rating: 🍊
Notes: First request! And yes, I'd love to be your friend! And thank you! Melanie is my favorite. Who's yours? :)
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Words cannot describe how much this man loves you. Like, seriously.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You hide behind him? He gets the opportunity to be close to you!
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You know he's unstable? Perfect! He doesn't even have to hide his true nature from you, then!
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You're scared of others? Now he doesn't need to worry about breaking you in first!
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ He's also a lot less likely to punish you. As long as you're not actively saying anything mean to him, he'll never have to do so. He likes it much better when you smile at him, anyway. :)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Kokichi is the type to tell you to leave your bedroom windows unlocked during the night just in case he decides to leave you any little trinkets or just wants to watch you sleep. Either way, if you refuse, he'll find a way inside, regardless. But it amps up your chances of being kidnapped greatly.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Luckily for you, if anyone ever so much as decides to look at you wrong, he won't hesitate to get rid of them.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ He may even ask you to join, if you're comfortable, and reassure you that he'll hide everything, himself.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You don't want him being violent? That's perfectly fine! He can either do it when you're not around, have D.I.C.E. do it, or find non-lethal methods to dealing with his little... "annoyances".
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ And ohmigod... Your clinginess?! So! Fucking! Cuuuuuuute!
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ If there's one way to make this man gush over you, it's to be clingy and affectionate with him! You're the object of his obsessions, after all! Why shouldn't you return the love?
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Not that he'll ever outright tell you that, though.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Nishishishi~! Oh, my adorable little S/O! Feeling clingy today, aren't we~?"
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ He'll continue to compliment you, and he could do so for hours on end, unless you tell him you're uncomfortable with him doing so.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ After all, you already love him back. He sees no need to punish an already willing lover for their "defiance", so he'll respect your wishes. Doesn't mean he'll stop dropping hints about how cute he finds you, though.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Sometimes, he'll initiate it too, though. You'll be sitting on the couch reading or watching your usual programs and you'll feel just a tiny purple koala latching onto your torso. Sometimes it's cute. Other times, it's annoying. But obviously, he's just trying to show affection for you.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Eventually, he'll ask you to live with him, wanting to take you away from the horrors of the world and have you only for himself and his D.I.C.E. members, whom he trusts to take care of you.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Only you have the ability to quell his deadly desires. Do so. It'll save him and you a lot of trouble.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ On the bright side, if you ever tell him you're scared for any reason, you get access to his unlimited cuddles for the entire rest of that day or night.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Don't even get me started on any conflicts/social interactions outside of generally being with him.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bullies? What bullies? All your bullies vanished weeks ago! :)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You know you're being stalked everywhere, but you also know that it's normal behavior for Kokichi and don't want to stress him out by telling him to stop. That would be bad for everyone involved.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Whenever he sees you hiding behind him, he immediately thinks someone or something has scared or hurt you and is immediately prepared to commit several felonies in getting rid of it, 10/10.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ All in all, a fairly wholesome relationship... just make sure you treat him well and don't push him.
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mindscapers · 4 months
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i was very lightheartedly disappointed about the hl2vrai / hlvrai2 thing being breaking bad FNDJFJ i mean it still seems super funny and i was looking forward to the vod, but also hearing that baaulp prior to the stream starting apparently made a joke about delaying the stream because he saw someone say the word "fictive" in chat is a little disheartening and upsetting
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polypd · 11 months
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Ashe decides to DM a ttrpg for the pd3. It's going great except one day Will gets sick and can't play his character anymore so they need a replacement. Of course they ask Tide and he's So Fucking Excited to do Kid Things tm that he never got to since he spawned fully grown out of a test tube.
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incoure-art · 1 year
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projecting? me? never
listen, fish and chips enjoyers. this headcanon is compatible with the ship! we can have both!! gillion and chip are very much in love but in that ??? way where it’s not really clear how. i don’t think gillion has much of a concept of the difference between romantic and platonic relationships and in this theoretical world where they’re dating chip likes being in a romantic relationship so gillion is content to be a part of that if it makes him happy.🧡💛🤍💙 anyway this is just how i like to view his character so take whatever you will from my rambles.
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curly-locks · 2 years
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Leaves the empty box of frosted flakes in the pantry after finishing it all in one go.
BOKUTO, Atsumu, NISHINOYA, Tanaka, Kageyama, Suna, KAMINARI, Bakugou, INOSUKE, Zenitsu, Giyuu, Eren, JEAN.
Offers you some.
BOKUTO, Nishinoya, GIYUU, Kaminari, TODOROKI.
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teyvat-writer · 2 years
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Nah because imagine playing board games with Childe 😀
I feel like he’d be all like „I don’t need to cheat to win“ „I’m not a cheater“ „I’m just that skilled“, but in reality he uses any chance he gets to cheat. So you’re playing chess right? You turn your head to the side for a second to pick up something that fell, but when you turn back one of your chess pieces seems to be missing and Childes mouth looks very stuffed.
Or you are playing some other board game and he „accidentally“ flipped the board when you were 🤏 this close the winning. That little ass.
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He flips not only the board, but the table because he "dropped" something and accidentally bonked his head into the table with enough force to knock it over 😭
I also think he'd shove like game pieces into his jacket and then like. 2 seconds later you actually hear something fall to the floor and oh it's your missing chess piece
With card games he would definitely just. Eat the cards.
Bro imagine him losing despite cheating. I think he'd just pout like a literal child and it'd be very funny. Or he'd be silently pissed.
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lawlietscaramels · 1 month
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I have a question about rie. I know she has a lot of alternate names/aliases, but I’m not really sure on who uses what name, if that makes sense? Like, do specific people call her certain things? Oh! And does L have any cute nicknames for her?
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Aliases ╾ Rie
YIPPEE!!!!?!!
Any excuse to drag Rie onto main 🩷 and to procrastinate on my other drafts...
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I'll organise by the basic rule: the main reason she has so many aliases is to help blend in – depending on the country. It won't work everywhere, of course. So, country - names - about the name - nicknames - about the nicknames.
╾ JAPAN
please note: the kanji in brackets are ordered last name - first name, as is typical in Japanese names. So Rie is not 高村 but rather 理恵.
Rie Takamura (高村理恵). I picked this because Rie is a fairly common name for girls meaning "reason". As for Takamura, it's like most common Japanese surnames in that it's somewhat geographical. Specifically, it means "high up village."
Hina Suzuki (鈴木陽菜). I actually don't know the exact meaning, but I didn't pick it for that: Hina and Suzuki are incredibly common names (think John Smith). It has the anonymity of Jane Doe.
Nicknames: Riri (by me; maybe by Matsuda and/or Misa). Miss Rie-san (by L. two honorifics...). Rie Pie (by "Matty Beef Patty" and "Mello Jello," because they got cross at her and decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. She's soooo pissed off that it doesn't rhyme).
╾ USA, UK, CANADA, AUSTRALIA etc...
Rue Dixon. I'm not sure if I ought to add a middle name. Rue I picked simply because it sounded similar to Rie (I didn't pick her real name, or even that she was French, until later. That probably sounds weird, but my creative process is too I guess..) and – come on. The meaning is so cool. Later, I learned BB uses it as an alias, which I'm just going to play into MWAHAHA (sobs). As for Dixon, it's after Elizabeth née Dixon, mother of Mary Wollstonecraft, mother of Mary Shelley.
Nicknames: um, Rue... (by Naomi. The "um" is a permanent fixture/hj). This is her name throughout Another Note.
╾ FRANCE
Reinette Rose Descôteaux (real name. how dramatic are her parents (me)). I struggled picking this name. I speak English (unbelievably) and I've been studying Japanese for a long time, but I've never really touched French up until developing Rie. I just picked something that sounded nice and didn't have an objectionable meaning for her first name. I kind of stomped over the fact middle names are uncommon in France and patched it up with the fact some kids have, like, dual first names (I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm thinking of things like Marie-Belle). As for Descôteaux, HOPEFULLY, it means something to do with gardens.
Aurélie Rousseau. I don't have any plans to use this one in RieCanon so far – perhaps in proLogue: 1429. Same process as above with the first name. Rousseau came up in my sociology class along with a couple of other white dead guys, and I thought the name sounded nice and Rie-ish.
Nicknames: Reine-Rose (L. He pronounces it wrong, pretty much just to annoy her. "Rainy rose" instead of "rehn rose"). Rosey (by L, about twice a year, when he feels cutesy). Pétalette (by her parents. I'm still figuring out Rie's childhood).
╾ INTERNATIONAL
1429 (fourteen twenty-nine). This is a real alias Rie goes by, even though it's not a name, and it's her main title throughout my fan made prequel arc. I don't remember how exactly I picked the number, but I like it.
Nicknames: Cat (by L, strictly once. She calls him mouse for a good while).
╾ OTHER
Rie goes by "L" a lot too. It's an agency more than a person. I feel like I read that somewhere, but there's an equal chance I made it up... Anyway, she does most of the PR stuff, and takes over if L gets sick or if she knocks him out to get some rest.
I'm trying to figure out if she went to Wammy's, or if there was time for her to meet the kids between 1429 and LABB, or something else. If she went, she'd go by Q or maybe X. I think different kids left at different times, so different letters opened up at different times. It's the simplest explanation I can think of, though I must admit it still doesn't answer everything. What is that again? Occam's razor?
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vinceymakesblogs · 2 years
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No clue what to post so have some screenshots of me going bonkers over Wen + MEMES!!
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orxnge-rxt-a · 11 months
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send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon (for Darby)
🐱⍾⍽ he has put opals in his mouth before.. and nearly choked on them
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snake-eyes-11 · 2 years
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ooc; Not me suddenly remembering that Oogie’s job is actually exceptionally important...
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It’s not as if I’ve ever underestimated his role or disregarded it in any way, but it sometimes unknowingly becomes subtext when writing Oogie.
My point is...without Oogie, there would be no nightmares or fear.
And, while a world without nightmares and fear may not sound like a bad thing, Oogie would often tell you that it’d be a cataclysmic existence. Without fear, there would be no boundaries: no one would know where to stop or draw the line.
Similarly, a world with too much fear would lead to crippling anxiety, terror and animosity - because, what does excessive fear create? Hate. During his tyrannical reign as King, this is what Oogie was afflicting on the Human World, and it was only when Jack succeeded him that a balance was found.
It was Jack who would eventually reveal to him that the balance between fright and fear is a delicate and important one and now, Oogie will do all he can to ensure the balance is upheld. In fact, tipping the scales in the wrong direction is just one of the few things he truly fears.
But, Oogie’s only been in his role for 120 years...how could the balance have been upheld before then?
Simple. There were other Boogiemen before Oogie.
Unfortunately, due to the mythical and cryptic nature of their existence, the Boogiemen did not last very long. They would arrive in their post, in whatever form they chose to take to terrify the mortals, then return to the darkness and become the shadows they had evolved from once again.
Oogie is the first reincarnated Human to inhabit the post, which is perhaps just one of the reasons he’s held it for so long.
He knows about his predecessors, believing for a long time during his banishment that he was fated to follow in their footsteps, fading into obscurity while the world above him forgot; however, Oogie was always part Human and his resilience and determination to fight oblivion drove him forward: he called it a drive for revenge.
In order to cover his Human memories for a time, Oogie’s mind was clouded in shadows which fabricated a ghoulish, unjust life for him before Halloween Town. He had existed for thousands of years and had come to Halloween Town after his world fell into obscurity: a world of bugs and insects; a world where he was their King. 
However, if Oogie was ever questioned on these memories, he could seldom give answers: the memories were only a temporary fix to conceal his Human life from him and not meant to be dwelt upon or questioned. If he couldn’t find an answer quickly enough, he would change the subject or become angry because the solutions were simply not there for him to give.
Despite his flippancy, Oogie takes his job incredibly seriously and, if he feels threatened by anyone he will defend Halloween Town and the job he does within it.
Ghouls in Halloween Town call him the Pumpkin King, but the shadows know him by another name. They know him as the Nightmare King.
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meowdarame · 2 years
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G-gladiator iwa, you said?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who is built with muscles and scars all over his arms and legs which only serve to remember his victories even when his opponent thought he was going to lose?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who is tatted and pierced (did you know Julius Cesar had his nipples pierced?? Like, could you imagine Iwa-)?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who is so famous and celebrated that he can asks so many favours without being questioned, so he asks you, a simple handmade of some rich family, to attend to him before going to battle?
Who makes you enter his tent alone to oil his skin to protect him from the sun, thus having to massage his muscles with his big, warm, calloused hands covering your small ones to show you how to do it?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who makes you wait in his tent while he fights in the arena, making you sick with worry because you have no idea if he's still alive or not?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who finally, finally comes back to his tent running as fast as he can (and limping a bit) because he knows you're still there and nobody warned you about him winning the battle, entering the tent to find you sitting in a corner, holding your dress tightly, trembling, pale in the face so that he rushes to you to hug you tight and calm you down?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who has you wash him after the battle, tend to his wounds and dress him again, blushing and trying not to look too much, just enough to know where you're putting your hands?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who laughs when you accidentally touch his lower abdomen thinking it was his belly and you squeal when you realize you're brushing his happy trail (you were used to trending girls and young women, so he can't exactly blame you)?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who gives you an amused look when you scold him for being too reckless as you apply lotions to his clean, patched up body, not realizing how ridiculous you sound scolding a gladiator for getting hurt?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who becomes infatuated with you and your voice after so many evenings in his tent with you being lit by only a few candles as you tenderly scrub the dirt from his back?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who is so famous and strong and masculine and handsome and attractive and lusted after by women, yet cannot think of a way to court you because he's never been in this situation before?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who asks his friends at the tavern and, after being teased by everyone, settles with buying you a jewel with his savings?
You mean gladiator!Iwa who eventually musters up the courage to give his present to you one evening after finishing his routine, only to hear you say that it would be a perfect gift for a lady as a proposal?
Gladiator!Iwa who is hurt by your words at first, who stays up all night trying to understand where he went wrong, why you rejected him in such an indirect way, and has no idea that you went back to your room in your shared house and stay locked up all night trying to accept the fact that of course your handsome warrior would want to marry into a nice family in order to stop working such dangerous job, and your crush is only in the way.
Gladiator!Iwa who waits for you in his tent the following day to begin his preparing and finds out that you are sick and won't be able to come today once another girl comes in the tent.
Gladiator!Iwa who is worried about you - are you actually sick? Are you avoiding him? Did something bad happen? Will you come back to him? Has he lost you forever? - and because of his incessant thoughts about you, he doesn't pay enough attention during the battle and is seriously wounded in his lower abdomen.
Gladiator!Iwa who still manages to win but it's a close call and as he's rushed in the tent with a physician, he can't help but think of you and how he'd like to hear your soothing voice scolding him for being a reckless idiot and believes he's entering the dead's realm when he actually distinguishes your panicked voice asking to be let in the tent.
Gladiator!Iwa who sees you barreling towards him with fear stricken eyes and pale cheeks yet thinks that you are the most beautiful creature that has ever blessed his heart and if the Gods let him see you one last time then maybe his love wasn't a waste.
Gladiator!Iwa who slips into a deep enough sleep while remembering that it all started when you accidentally touched his lower abdomen, just like you're doing know, except this time you're trying to stop the bleeding.
Gladiator!Iwa who finally wakes up feeling groggy and overall bad but definitely alive still in his tent, laying on his triclinium, and looks to the side to find you, his fair goddess sleeping soundly kneeling on the floor (you sure don't look comfortable) and he wants to smile at you but then notices the dried up tear stains on your cheeks and your disheveled hair as if you'd been pulling on it.
Gladiator!Iwa who shakes you gently to tell you that he's alright and there's no need for you to be worried anymore, but once you two make eye contact you burst into tears while hugging his neck tightly without hurting him as you beg him to propose to his lovely lady and stop fighting and risking his life.
Gladiator!Iwa who has no idea what you're talking about because he's never once mentioned a lady, nevermind proposing and looks utterly confused when you explain that jewels are usually given as a token of love, a promise of fidelity in the early relationship when the couple has the intention to get married.
Gladiator!Iwa who blushes heavily and bows his head as he mumbles that be was not actually trying to propose and there is no rich lady for him, but seeing that you still don't get it, he grits your name while gliding your hand.
Gladiator!Iwa who almost faints when you burst into tears again and is ready to take it all back but then hears you mutter "thank you"s and "thank you Gods" as you finally smile with shiny eyes and your cheeks turn a lovely pink.
Gladiator!Iwa who finally kisses you in his tent, where it all began, thinking that he's glad he didn't die and his time probably hadn't already come and once you two pull away he asks you for a bath, only this time you're coming in the tub too.
@pinkkiwis
PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOU SHOULD LEGIT UPLOAD IT AS ITS OWN POST LIKE HEADCANONS AND STUFF. IT’S SO GREAT YOU DESERVE RECOGNITION FOR THIS BBY
also please omg iwa with his nips pierced has be on the floor. HE’S SO— ugh his large pecs just accentuated by the glistening silver bars OMFG SO YUMMY.
and please bathing him… giving him the finest scents and soaps LIKE HE DESERVES.
omg bye but imagine kissing all his battle scars. like the first time y’all finally ~consummate~ your relationship you just kiss him all over his body where his skin has healed and it just makes him blush profusely HES SO CUTE OUR GENTLE GIANT. <333
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