MA BUONGIORGIO!
For the OC Outfits⊠evil laughter
Ela: â OC in something they would absolutely never wear
Kerry: đš OC in a cartoon characterâs outfitÂ
(I was about to ask him in a maid outfit, but I thought the world wasn't ready)
Ankh: đ° OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal
And. I'm her fan, so.
Adra: đ· OC in a stereotypical tourist getup (either dying inside because she hates it, or the one tourist who still refuses to change her stiletto heels on cobblestones, as you wish.)
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These were so much fun you have no idea :'D
â OC in something they would absolutely never wear
Omg give her a pair of pants, quickly! Or a full heavy armor, that's way more practical <<
đš OC in a cartoon characterâs outfit & đ° OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal
I merged them because they'd be totally up for a sleepover party with cute jammies and lots of activities!
Lav loves goats, especially in a stew, and Hawke's everybody's favorite vending machine magician so I thought Doraemon was someone he could relate to đ
đ· OC in a stereotypical tourist getup
She's that kind of tourist, of course. Always on a business call, buying from every shop she finds the least kitsch, and being an overall nuisance for engineers. Lav told her to relax, but Adra managed to sketch at least 20 outfits during the plane ride and now she's turning her hotel room into a sewing lab.
Someone stop her D:
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âŠEven. More. Incorrect C.o.D Quotes.âŠ
Y/N, pinning Soapâs arms with their thighs in sparring: Haha! Eat shit, Scotsman!
Soap, struggling: FUCKINâ âELL, The hell is in your thighs?!
Y/N: Pure spite and protein, bitch!
--
Someone: Hey Johnny.
Y/N: Oh, no, only Ghost can-
Soap: Oi! Only Y/N & Ghost can pull that off, itâs Soap to you.
Y/N: Yeah he- wait me too? *gaaassp* Ohhh is this what favoritism feels like?!
Soap: Pfft, maybe!
Y/N: I enjoy it a lot! <3
--
American!Y/N: Fuckinâ git, heâs off his rocker, that one.
The entire team: âŠ
American!Y/N: *dramatically smacks their hand over their mouth*
Gaz: *laughing* Was that genuine?!
Y/N: AH, Iâve been conditioned! Iâve been colonized!
Soap: COLONI-*WHEEZE*
--
Fem Fatal!Y/N: What th- what is this, a spy movie? You want me to infiltrate by being some eye candy?!
Laswell: Itâs the best option we have.
Ghost: I disagree with this.
Soap: Me too! This feels real nasty, I think.
Fem Fatal!Y/N: *sigh* Fine, Iâll do it. God gave me these tits for a reason, might as well useâem for somethinâ.
Gaz: PFF-no no, donât be funny, this is a bad situation.
--
Graves: No! You canât, cause if you take it- âŠyouâll be hurting my feelings :(((
Ghost: You know, I was thinking about that. And, the thing isâŠI really donât care.
--
(In a ride back to base; just makinâ conversation)
Gaz: Do you find boys attractive? Or girls. Thatâs one what to check, if youâre not sure.
Y/N: *chuckles* You think Iâm not sure?
Y/N: Everyoneâs attractive to be honest, even if itâs just something small. Like, some people have really gorgeous hands.
Y/N: I donât knowâŠIâm a little bit in love with everyone I meet. But I think thatâs normal.
Gaz: âŠhm, suppose thatâs a fair answerâŠ
--
Soap, laughing: You watch it or might just start fallinâ for ya, L.T!
Ghost: âŠwould you like to?
Soap: Eh-âŠhuh?
Simon: Would you like to? Fall in love with me, I meanâŠ
Soap: âŠ.well I-âŠwell, yeah. I wouldnât mindâŠif youâd let me.
Simon: âŠIâd let you.
Soap: Well then, guess thatâs it then. Woo me, Si.
Simon: Iâll do my best.
--
Someone: I don't need advice from a team of virgin losers.
Y/N: VIRGIN LOSERS?! *grabs Priceâs shoulder and motions to him aggressively* You gonna tell me you think this man doesnât fuck for a living?! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?!
Gaz & Soap: *for the millionth time trying not to laugh*
Price: *heâs not encouraging it but he does look kinda smug*
--
Gaz, on TikTok: Everyoneâs always like âKyle howâd you bag a baddie, howâd you bag that baddie bruh-â I didnât bag shit. Y/N picked me up from my neck, threw me over their shoulder and Iâve been on it ever since.
(Zooms out to show that he is in fact, on their shoulder)
Gaz: And I ainât got no plans on getting off anytime soon-
(This also works with Soap & Ghost)
--
Y/N: Whyâs it always you got mommy issues or you got daddy issues? Me personally? Both my parents got me messed up, the side I pick? Is mine. I ainât Hannah Montana-
Y/N: đ¶but I got the best of both worlds!~đ”
Ghost: *heâs laughing on the inside, I swear*
--
Ghost, on the verge of dissociating: Why be sadâŠwhen you can just be âšg o n eâš
Soap: Si, no-
--
Graves: Punch me. In the face. Didnât you hear me?
Y/N: I always hear âpunch me in the faceâ when you speak, but itâs usually subtext.
Graves: *huff* Well I- *gets punched so hard he falls over*
Y/N: âŠ.that felt good.
Ghost: Iâm so proud-
Price: Stop encouraging them.
--
Soap, bursting into the briefing room: Y/N got into a fight!
(Insert running scene)
Price: Soldier, what hap-
Ghost, sliding up in front of them: Did you win?
Y/N: Of course I won.
Ghost: Nice.
Price: STOP ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE-
--
Y/N, in a vent above a room: Soap, itâs me, the devil!
Soap: *wheeze*
Gaz: *trying so hard not to laugh*
Y/N: Iâm here to convince you to do SIN. Come with me. Steal candy from babies and from small businesses!
Soap: *WHEEZE*
--
Y/N, passing by: *does that super flirty âup & downâ look* Hey KönigâŠ~
König: Hallo, guten morgen.
Y/N: *smiles and keeps going*
König, as soon as theyâre gone: *deep breath* Ohmeingottohmeingott *tiny scream*
--
Ghost after being asked about his feelings on Soap: *heavy breathing* âŠâŠ..nextquestion-
--
Gaz, a menace on TikTok: Batches be on the lookout for Captain Save-A-Hoe, cause he savinâ hoes.
Price, minding his business: ?
Y/N, dramatically âswooningâ in the background: I WANNA BE SAAAAAVED *falls*
Price, unaware heâs having a thirst trap made for him: ?????
--
(I think bullying Graves is funny)
Graves: Let me tell you how this is gonna work-
Y/N: You ainât gonna tell me shit.
Graves: Listen!-
Y/N: Suck my dick.
Graves: Listen to me!-
Y/N: Suck my dick.
Graves: Shut up, listen to me!
Y/N: Suck my dick, you fuck man.
Graves: Listen!!
Y/N: Suck my dick.
Graves: You will be here and listen to my ord-
Y/N: Youâll be here sucking my dick.
Graves: Listen to me, now!
Y/N: Go fuck yourself.
--
Y/N: I would rather lead my team into a pit of fire, than have them wield guns for your ignorant usurper cunt of a general.
Price: *mans is so proud itâs showing in his chops*
--
Simon: Your eyes are like sapphiresâŠjeezâŠahem, thatâs pretty corny though, huh?
Soap, swooning: No, not at all. Anyone would like itâŠahaâŠ
Simon: âŠuhâŠis this-
Soap: Working? Oh yeah, thoroughly wooed, sir.
Simon: Good, good.
--
Price: Please tell me you didnât drag the boys into this.
Y/N: I didnât drag Soap & Gaz into this!
*insert banging on door*
Price: Who is that?
Y/N: I think you know.
--
Soap: I wouldnât wish that âpon my worst enemy. Unless, of course, weâre talkinâ âbout my enemy Philip Graves.
Soap: Fuck you, Phillip(/neg), you know what you did.
--
Gaz: So you have feelings for this person. Just rip the bandaid off.
Y/N, with daddy issues: Itâs Price.
Gaz: *inhales through his teeth* Put the bandaid back on.
--
Y/N: âŠGhost? Youâre into Ghost?
Soap: MhmâŠthoughts?
Y/N: And prayers, Johnny. And prayers.
--
Gaz: Are you straight?
Y/N: *chokes on drink* Donât ever fucking insult me like that ever again.
--
(Some type of escort mission or somethinâ)
Price: This woman wouldnât know how to fix a broken fingernail.
Fem!Y/N: Honestly, you lot have to be the most boorish, crude, pig-headed men Iâve ever met.
Price: Hey, Iâve seen the high-bred boys youâve hung out with, princess. Iâm the only man youâve ever met.
(Insert overly intense sexual tension here)
--
König: How does that even make any-
*knife sound*
König: *looks down at the knife in his thigh* Did you just- *takes knife out* Did you just stab me? What is your problem?!
--
(Iâm only using Alejandro cause the dude in the audio had a slight Spanish accent, mans is definitely a feminist)
Alejandro: Itâs not natural for girls to fight.
Fem!Y/N: Now itâs not natural for a man to be as stupid as he is tall, but mm. Here you stand!
Alejandro, in love: âŠ
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