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[nicohate]

nico, shaking and crying: mamma mia tortellini pasta spaghetti this cannot be happening

will: 🥺babe *snaps fingers* look at me 🥺 i know ur upset bc ur talking in italian but this isn’t like you this isn’t the nico i know and love 🥺 can u calm down for me 🥺🫶🫶🥺

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[nicohate]

nico sleeps like a dying victorian child who his family hopes will make it until next spring

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[nicohate]

that italian line is so fucking stupid

#🏷: mytho txt #what so now leo is throwing in spanish words at random like lance in dirty laundry too? #<- nvm that 95% already happened

[nicohate]

i hate his guts fr

#🏷: mytho txt #hate the bob plot but by jove is it immensely nicocore

[nicohate]

kronos: (is an immortal being who could kill in an instant)

nico:

#🏷: mytho txt #i hate him so much #immortal being: you can’t fucking stop me // nico: damn that’s crazy (kills) (kills) (k

[nicohate]

nico’s range is unlimited he doesnt mind wearing funny hats and being friends with underground frog creatures but he also has killed two people so far and will kill again

#🏷: mytho txt #he’s ill #we need more dramatic nico moments hes such a goober and a dweeb but will kill for the sake of justice

[nicohate]

sounding like a broken record but the nicobook was such a missed opportunity to explore his character in an interesting way — i would’ve taken a witty journal or vague mess of a guide w commentary thrown in honestly 🥲

#🏷: mytho txt #no hate to oshiro im excited to see what their vision is and hopefully the execution is better than whatever hoo was

[nicohate]

nico is so pathetic he would get butterflies in his stomach towards any random guy who is nice to him for .00001 seconds and doesn’t find him creepy i hate him sm

#🏷: mytho txt #and his innate ability to have older sister figures gravitate to him he’s so fucking pathetic and starved for affection 😑

[nicohate]

aroace leo so true actually

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[nicohate]

nico fact of the day (derogatory)

#🏷: mytho txt #thanks riordan i hate it

[nicohate]

honest to god wish every person who has been harassing leah to eat shit and drop dead

#🏷: mytho txt #she’s a child she shouldn’t have to be dealing with this shit ??? annabeth isn’t real oh my fucking god #and RICK chose her HIMSELF and they made it clear at the start of casting they would be open to EVERYONE

[nicohate]

hate it thanks! hate it thanks ! hate it thanks ! H

#🏷: mytho txt #😑 #the fact that he was so happy they wanted him to sit with them ! #and one day when he tried to sit down they all begin giving Those kinds of stares and slowly inching and leaning away from him #nico is stronger than me bc i would just up and leave 4ever 🫶

[nicohate]

i still don’t know what riordan meant by saying nico’s hair curled like baby bat wings

#🏷: mytho txt #did he mean it like literally or was it another emo/goth simile #just say messy and shaggy like a normal person 😭

[nicohate]

if rick wanted something fun / lighthearted involving nico to finish off his current journey, he shouldve made a fake “cookbook” of godly recipes or potions from around the world featuring short stories / anecdotes of nico’s travels in that region and his interactions w other pantheons’ demigods or deities like “Lady Meng Po’s Unforgettable Soup [DO NOT ATTEMPT]” etc etc

#🏷: mytho txt #this doesn’t make sense to anyone but me but that’s ok #just something sweet for the kids

[nicohate]

waiting for nico lore drop as to why he’s able to have control over dreams (arguably could say it’s bc it’s in the underworld domain but 🤷) is only outclassed by children of hypnos + morpheus themselves

#🏷: mytho txt #he’s so fucking dweeby ‘dreams and death are old friends of mine’ shut up and be direct #bro put ppl to sleep for fun but how and why and how and w

[nicohate]

i need to redraw my freya kid oc

#🏷: mytho txt #saison marguerite in spirit