#🐍talk

[pagodazz]

thinking about the way Evan was a Martial art's teacher and Vinnie was a substitute teacher. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT JEFF BEING A NURSE BUT GUYS.

THESE TWO WERE TEACHERS 😭😭

Bro. the aus ppl could be making .... (the aus I already made in my head)

THEY'RE LITERALLY SO AUYGHHHSHSH. LIKE. IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#i wish. people talked about these things #everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #Ethan rants 🐍 #🐍 ⦻ #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #evan myers

[cremegrll]

”how you get shot w no scar?” BITCH YOU LITERALLY LIKED A POST OF HER SCARRED FOOT YOU STUPID HOE

CLOCK THAT TEA!!! AND HOW IS SHE A "BULLET FRAGMENT FOOT BITCH" IF SHE DIDNT GET SHOT...

#tori talks *ੈ✩‧₊˚ #nicki minaj #megan thee stallion #hiss #🐍🐍🐍

[takitori67]

Python Junao

#fgo #fate grand order #arjuna alter #arjuna #junao #fgo arjuna #an au where arjuna peculiarly found a big python-hybrid something something that kept watching him from under a lotus swamp 🐍🌸 #←ik that was a cherry blossom but lets pretend its lotus #i got few ideas that i would love to make a short comic or two but i dont have much times to do it eh #this also was inspired by a few artists 👍 but i forgot their names so...😔 maybe i would talk more about them later on Twitter #ttls gallery #okay why did the quality have to look that bad???

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Omg thank you, Bear. Demon!141 is so good and is right up my alley cause I'm such a sucker for demon characters lmao my friends give me crap about it. Anytime they find something with even one demon in the main/side cast, said character is sent my way, and they ask my opinion lol I love the idea of getting startled cause you turn a corner and one of them is just There TM, already staring at you cause they know where you are when they enter the house, they never announce when they come home.....ever. Just because they enjoy seeing you jump and sometimes squeak - 🐍

Ahh I’m so glad you like it

They’re all really bad about scaring you and they give you shit for it. They think you should be used to it by now but you think they should just be normal and announce themselves

Ghost and Soap are really bad about it.

Soap does it on purpose most of the time, he’ll hide behind the corner and give you a little spook or pop up in the mirror when you’re washing your face. He doesn’t go full like conjuring on you but he will just leave you little spooks

Ghost does it unintentionally a lot (though sometimes he will do it on purpose). He’s usually standing in the dark because he likes it and then you see him, which is quite frightening when all you see is the mask. One time he was under your bed and you were so scared you almost started crying. He felt genuinely bad about that.

Price and Gaz usually just startle you since they show up but after that they tend to keep themselves known. They do announce when they leave

#demon!141 #I could talk about them for ages tbh #I like this kinda stuff #they’re cool #glad you like it #🐍 anon

[koumine]

that moment when a dom and sub are being kinda flirty and then the dom comes out swinging with some kind of "I will tie you down and make you cum harder than ever before" type threat and you can just see the sub's face go 😳😳😳 as their brain short circuits on that one

It would be so easy to do to Levi or Mammon, and a bit harder but far more rewarding to get it on Lucifer

I mean just that slightly dazed look as his brain processes what was said and then the embarrassment sets in as it goes through the imagination

👏fry👏 men's 👏 brains 👏

- casual thoughts from your local 🐍

Yessssss you're so right. With Levi or Mammon you could just say it any way you liked and it would work (watch Levi absolutely combust if you say it menacingly) (and I think cheeky/teasing would be good for Mammon), but I think to get it to work on Lucifer, the key would be to say it in the most casual and nonchalant way possible. With maximum confidence (pride) and certainty, like yes this is simply what's going to happen, Luci. And you are just gonna have to take whatever I give you. ;)

👏 fry 👏 Lucifer's 👏 brain 👏 in 👏 particular 👏

#asks and answers #surprise anon guest #🐍 anon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #sub lucifer #sub mammon #sub leviathan #sub obey me #spicy #smut #kou talk #smut prompt

[aroxbetchio]

“people are taking goddamn 15 minute private jet flights and i’m out here drinking from a paper straw” -raw lines from my brother

#elliot’s posts 🐍 #we were talking abt collective responsibility for the environment and how celebrities aren’t involved in it #and specifically taylor swift’s problems with carbon emissions lately 💀 #(not that i’m anti-swiftie ‘ i think she makes p decent music ‘ also most ppl who criticize her don’t acc care abt her issues they js want #to re-confirm their previously misogynistic biases. on the other hand ‘ a lot of swifties will use that same issue as a scapegoat to #leave her issues unaddressed.) #also ppl like trudeau and trump and ice spice beyoncé etc etc . #like idon know why being rich makes it easy to not give a shit abt carbon emissions n stuff like that💀💀 #like i get that money becomes a non-issue to an extent where u can purchase almost anything w/o a second thought but like? #environmental impacts are a different issue y don’t y’all think abt that bro💀

[mrstsung]

Sup fellow shang tsimps.

This is my shang tsung jacket replica part of my shang tsung cosplay.

The 1995 mortal kombat shang tsung to be exact.

Ignore my potato face and pic quality.

But i wanted to share this.

I got mine off of real genuine leather. Com

Had a but of trouble with tracking and a few other issues but we cleared them up rather quickly. Spent about 500 bucks for it. Worth it imho. But that's just my experience.

I highly recommend them and highly recommend getting one if you're a mortal kombat fan or a shang tsung tsimp like me.

Or wanna cosplay an amazing and iconic character.

Got it last year. Planning on cosplaying him again soon,so stay tuned for that.

My cosplay isn't exactly nor is perfect. But i had so so much fun cosplaying shang tsung. And i really enjoyed it. And thats all that matters in the end.

Cosplay is for everyone,dont let anyone say otherwise. I love playing dress up as blorbos. <3

Cosplay jacket pics below with blorbo hubby too. Hee hee.

#mortal kombat #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #admin #cosplay #my cosplay #shang tsung cosplay #movie replica #admin talks #selfie

[dark-elf-writes]

Wait I can’t stop laughing because of the last Venomous Naruto post I keep thinking about Orochimaru having a “you must have this many animal/insect traits to backtalk me” policy which means his non Kakashi and Naruto children need to work for it if they want to give their mother an attitude and that’s such painfully them energy.

Anko and Kabuto both hiss like snakes. Anko might actually sharpen her teeth to give herself her own fangs starting when Naruto was brought in because she saw his and had a revelation. Tenzo, on the other hand, spends enough time with Kakashi on their ANBU squad that he picks up his ability to growl impressively well considering his vocal chords aren’t intended to do so.

Other people allowed to sass Orochimaru are the entire Inuzuka clan, the entire Aburame clan, Kisame etc.

#the elf talks #naruto #venomous naruto #bby Kabuto: fuck you mom #oro: excuse me??!!? #bby Kabuto: 🐍🐍🐍fuck you mom🐍🐍🐍 #oro: much better

[cremegrll]

the only line I’m confused about in BigFoot is this:

“Is it my fault I got a good vagin-er

Why the fuck is you humpin’ on a minor?”

There’s video proof of Minaj grinding on a minor on stage. We all know about what’s the tea w Nicki husband and brother. But we ain’t never heard shit about Megan humping on kids? So who is she dissing? Is she saying Meg did that? Is she dissing herself? Her husband? WHAT IS HAPPENING

BABEEEEE ME AND YOU HAVE THE SAME MIND!!! CAUSE WHAT 😭

LIKE GRANDMA IS MAKING SHIT UP SO SHE CAN TRY TO PAINT MEGAN AS A BAD PERSON

#tori talks *ੈ✩‧₊˚ #nicki minaj #megan thee stallion #hiss #🐍

[softswitchbutch]

hii!! ive read and loved your account a lot but never wrote you but i saw your post about the building for kink and kinda liked the idea

i think it def needs some rooms designed like hospital rooms to practice medical kink

and also what if thats a little park outside with trees where primals can feel free to run around and hide like a prey hunted by a predator (and be fucked and bred on the ground by their werewolf dom when they are caught)

i may or may not think about something else ;)

can i be ur 🐍 btw? (they/she, 19)

It's v new post but I'm so glad you liked it.

Genius! A medical wing for medical kinks. Exams rooms and maybe and office like a gyno one since I know some people love that stuff. (Not to be mistaken from the definitely needed actual medical office for general first aid and stuff.)

I had something like that in mind for the pet players, but yeah it probably is a good idea to make one that works for those who want to hunt/be hunted.

We can even hold specific hunt hours for the ones who want free use from others out of it, so there can be pack hunts and stuff along those lines <3

All ideas are welcome. If I ever can do this one day, I stg I want it to be so cool.

#🐍 #anonymous #talking #kbuild #medical kink #primal kink

[cxpperhead]

While he wouldn't exactly call himself a collector, Copperhead has amassed quite a few teacups and is always looking for interesting additions to add to his hoard. Some of them were pilfered from his earliest victims as trophies of sorts but decided against continuing to steal them in the event that authorities would catch him someday and manage to link these missing cups to as of yet unsolved cases.

#🐍 || musings #🐍 || headcanons #He just likes tea okay #And teacups are nice to hold when they're full of hot drink #Very pleasant in winter when it's cold and miserable #And winters in Gotham are HORRIBLE #He's not an avid collector or even talks about them because the Mad Hatter is already one for tea #He likes his little collection and keeps it a big secret hoarding them away like some kind of dragon #The japanese ones are probably his favourites but he's got a few others he likes too #Just a smol for tonight as I'm wiped #Got Tuesday off though I think #So can maybe focus on clearing out some of that inbox depending on mood #Just wanted to btalk about teacups though <3 #If Copperhead likes you then you get served the nice ones #If he doesn't like or trust you then you get the shitty ones lol

[theeblackmedusa]

every black tumblr 🤝 dreamgirls

anytime i have a long car ride, the dreamgirls soundtrack is on full blast. i play every part like i'm getting paid to do it🤣

dreamgirls is a top tier movie. it should get more attention than it does (and yes i know it already gets some attention). i just love it so so much.

messy as hell? yes, but i love that too💀🤣

(anika's face gets me every time)

#don't mind imani #just talking about some comfort movies #ask imani #theeblackmedusa🐍🐍

[thatbigbisexual29]

sorry for sendin another ask gjsbfbd but you said this "my man goes ballistic if you blow a raspberry"

BALLISTIC YOU SAY?? OHO I AM VERY INTERESTED IN CUTIEPUNK that's such a good visual i'm frothing 😩 i must see him laugh his lungs out i wanna break that nonchalant demeanor so bad like we've seen him foolin around and stuff and that's the best. silly hobie is best hobie!! i can imagine it "STOPPIT STOPPIT y-yew vittle PEST!" punctuated with a wild kick in the air!! ofc with no venom srry for constant lee hobie it's a passion 😤

🐍

Slithers anon I promise I will not let you down 🙇‍♀️ You can put your faith and trust in me when I say that I will destroy this man for you with raspberries. I will give you all that you desire 🫡

#ask #tickle talk #hobie brown #🐍 anon #anon slithers

[sagau-my-beloved]

Ahhh to be spoiled rotten by the Anemo Archon and never have to worry about anything.

- 🐍

Yeah 😭 it's been on my mind a lot recently

Just pls someone else take the reigns I'm tired, is it too much to ask to simply want to be held by our beloved Anemo Archon and be assured that no matter what he's always there to fall back on? 😔

Yes pls whisk me away so I don't have to deal with the same old soul draining routine, open invitation right here, responsibilities are overrated

I'm probably gonna write a continuation of that morning after style cause it's the vibe rn and make the content you wanna see in the world ig

But I'm definitely in one of my 'I don't wanna do anything' slumps, I blame the time of year, and the idea of Venti just being open and willing to take on any of dear readers burdens is just soo ahhhh <333, yes plsss

#hey look i'm talking #genshin venti #sagau #🐍 anon #I've already started it #and the feedback has been so <333 #it really does feel like this time of year flys by