#👁 👁 me when i watch this video with my eyes

[egberts]

the way people expect artists that post process videos to have clean and perfectly manicured hands is just bonkers. they're creating intricate art right in front of you with those very same hands. you're literally watching them get dirty with your own eyes. what do you mean "you should repaint your chipped nails" "ew i wish you weren't wearing a bandaid" or "the cut on your hand 👁👄👁" "me when I don't wash my hands" like commmeeee ooooonnnnnn

#instagram is a hell hole but where else will i see all my doll posts

[mrs-monaghan]

Hi just dropping by to say that jk is the gayest gay to have ever gayed and people who think he's straight are delulu thx bye

Gay JK. Let's talk about gay Jungkook during SEVEN. 😂 Josè Ochoa on YT is the one who pointed this out when he reacted to the MV but did u see JK twerking? On the official MV? 🤭

No, but listen. Wbk that this man looooooves to twerk. I mean....

He's done it in another official MV before...

I love this one sm but I really wish Jimin had noticed 🤭

Straight Jungkook shamelessly twerking for his man. I wonder if he's done the same for Jimin in them Calvins 🤔

Moving on... this is definitely a favourite of mine. Mans proper vibrates on fucking stage like what!?!?! 👁👃🏽👁 That's hetero JK for ya 🤭

How many straight men do you know who twerk this much? C'mon now. 🤭🤭 And he's good at it too! 🔥

Anygays, that's exhibit one. He he hee... Okay for what I'm about to say next, I'd like to remind people of this post I made. I know it sounds like I'm joking but birch, I'm damn serious. 😒

Disclaimer: The following is just what I noticed. You don't have to see what I see. Please form your own conclusions.

Also warning: my friends hated me for showing them this but I had way too much fun with it and now u get to suffer too 🤭🤭🤭 sorry not sorry 😂

So here we go. More proof of gay JK. Our lovely Kookie did awesome on that performance video and I have been enjoying watching and rewatching. So this is something I picked up on. 😂🤭 Once again I'm so sorry 🙈

When watching for the umpteenth time i noticed JK checking out Mr. Beard thrice here. When I tell you I was shooketh 😳 I can't see hot beard's ass very well but JK sure can 😂😂

When I showed this to my friends, one of them told me about black guy here. JK checks him out too when he sings every hour. So she was like; its part of the choreo Shaz stop it! And I was like okay. 🙌🏽

But as i continued to watch the video, guess what happened? Mr. Beard is now on JK's other side when it happens again!! Here he checks out hot beard guy when he sings Tuesday and then does again at the end when he sings seven days a week.

Now hear me out 🙌🏽 I'm not insinuating anything. Y'all now I'm deep in this Jikook shit. I'm just saying JK was checking out hot beard dancer. Which is no bd of course he's just looking. People joke around and call JK Jiminsexual because while we have seen Jimin thirst over other people here and there, we have never seen JK do this. Ever. Even other members like RM, Suga, Jhope and V have all been caught in 4k. But all these years and JK we have nothing. The only person we see JK checking out is Jimin. So forgive me if I was fascinated. 😂😂 Especially coz it kept fucking happening. I mean look at this!! When he runs back his eyes are on beard dancer's ass as he sings night after night 🤭🤭 Lastly, there is a part where JK shakes his dancers hands. Now watch him shake the other dancer's hand first, (i think its Brian) then watch him shake beard's hand and then smile back at him.

Why was it only Mr. Beard that got a smile? 😡 I don't think i like Mr. Beard and I hope he gets fired 😂😂😂🤣 Guys, I just thought this was really funny is all. And fascinating if I'm being honest because this isn't the norm for JK. Or maybe I'm just a nut job that need to go to bed.. who knows? 😆

Oh wait, hold up.

I just realised something. If Jimin watches this and sees what I see then JK will definitely be in trouble. Now, they've been at this xes thing for 9 years so JK should be a pro by now, right? So maybe the times when he's limping is because he gets punished for misbehaving and so Jimin goes a bit harder than usual which prevents JK from walking properly?

Or sitting down. 😳

I cracked the case y'all. 😂😂

Anyway anon.. what a long winded way to agree with you. Yes. JK is super gay! Like, super, duper gay. 💯

#ha ha ha haa #i did say i was sorry #ask shaz #bts ask #jikook theories #jikook theory #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook #jungkook seven #jimin #park jimin #jungkook #jeon jungkook #bts #jikook analysis

[dootznbootz]

Had a thought while i was chilling with my cat today, as you do:

Penelope is the weird Water Wife™ and Anthos is a black cat. We all know that black cats are something else, just weird in their own way.

So.

Are those two just weird together?? Do they stare at you, unblinking, with their pretty eyes?? The half-naiad queen is watching you with her cat on her lap. They're silently judging you. As if she wasn't scary enough on her own - she has a black void with two big eyes by her side as well.

I'm sorry i'm really intrigued by the idea of weird wife and her weird cat.

YES!!! I love my weirdos!!! Also her and Odysseus are a lot like cats in a way as well >:)

Have their "favorite people", chaos, don't take orders from really anyone, etc. They're like kitty cats 🥺 even with how they're affectionate in a way. they're fidgeting with each other often but also will stubbornly be like "I want snuggles. I don't care if I'm uncomfy. >:( "

Odysseus: You know, I'm not gonna stop carving. You might get some wood shavings on you~ Penelope, knowing he won't let any get on her face at least: Don' care. Odysseus: Okay, if you say so. Penelope: ... Odysseus: asdfghjkl You stop that right now 🫵👁👁

Penelope: Odysseus, I'm trying to weave. (one of the smaller looms from the later periods, not accurate but don't care) Odysseus, squeezing her tighter: MMM >:( . *insert that baby seal video type of MMM* Penelope: At least your hair is tied up, but you can't be mad at me when your hair gets woven into it...Stop fucking with the thread, Odysseus.

You want something sad? >:) You want something really sad, Niko?

Years later, while Odysseus is away, something she's wearing keeps tickling her. She gets annoyed with it and has it taken off to see what it is ("My weaving is always flawless. >:( wtf is this?") only to look in the area and see that it was hair tickling her. A tiny bit of it is coming out from the cloth. It's not black and straight like her own. Nor is it black and curly like her son's. It's auburn and curly. Anticlea died years ago. And she remembers what she was doing when she first started this weaving.

And she weeps. :') Even gone, he's constantly "there" you know?

ANYWAYS!!! BACK TO KITTY CATS!!!

Penelope liked these critters because of that but also, "Heyyyyy, you're pretty good at fishing, you funky little creature!!!" Also, they like playing with string so weaving is always fun. Little headcanon but Ithaca doesn't really have as many cats as Sparta (hopping off ships from Egypt). So while Odysseus has seen them, he never really thinks much of them but then Penelope is like "yes, this is my weird little creature. You think you like me? You like this creature now." and he plays with Anthos a little and then is like, "Okay, I see why you like them...Penelope, why is she buzzing?👀 You promised you wouldn't put me in dangerous situations anymore!"

Probably a few cats are brought over for her but it doesn't become like, overrun you know?

Probably others were a bit annoyed by it at first. (cat hair to clean, cats are chaos, etc.) but the king and queen are scary when they want to be. Argos gets along pretty okay with them too!

Since having kitties outdoors is very dangerous, as there are birds of prey and such. A hawk once picked up one of the kitties but an Owl brought kitty back :')

Kitties know that Olive tree bed is NOT a scratching post.

Kitties will sleep with Penelope and check on her when she weeps :'D

"PENELOPE! ANTHOS JUST PUT A DEAD MOUSE IN FRONT OF ME!" "Sometimes they do that. Think it's the cat way of showing you they care." "I don't want this!"

so it's been around 7 years (changed it from 5 to 7) of them being married when Telemachus is born. And Anthos (and others) are very gentle with him but also "please don't grab me so roughly with your little baby hands".

Anthos is a bit older by the time he's around four so Penelope usually holds her but Anthos has had some kittens and...

Penelope: Telemachus, you sure you got him, sweetie? Telemachus: Yuh-huh.

Telemachus loves them as well btw. And he learns how to hold them right but the cat he's holding is pretty chill anyways.

When Odysseus is a "beggar", and before Penelope comes to see him. He sees two kittens playing and thinks "Okay, they're definitely from Anthos' line." and rips a bit of the rags he's wearing to make a string and kind of plays with them. Then Melantho comes in and they run off and he's like "okay, they don't like you. Why is that?" and then he sees why.

When Odysseus is on Aeaea, it's...stressful and he feels on edge. He gets a specific "nightmare" and it's not a fun time. Yes, they dance and sing but he's still very stressed. (Headcanon that Odysseus is actually a pretty good dancer.) Circe has a lot of BIG cats and she has one that is a big black panther with blue eyes (yes, this cat was once a man. he actually will kind of have a story of his own in my fics eventually) And sometimes when he's by himself and not doing well, Big Black kitty will come in and kind of lay on him. Makes him think of Anthos and home. :'D

Polites: That panther seems to like you a lot. He's always following you. Odysseus: Yeah, he's my buddy.

"You were human once... Do you miss them? Your loved ones? Do you even remember?" *headbonks him*

*Big kitty yawns* "You know, my wife has sharp teeth as well being mostly naiad. My son most likely too by now... He was teething when I last saw him but the two he did have were already sharp. Penelope would soothe him with water when he got fussy from them..."

Penelope's 75% Naiad and Telemachus is 37.5% :D In some versions, Icarius and Tyndarius are half naiad! >:D And ANY chance I can have Penelope be weirder, I will FUCKING take it.

#I really like big panther and Odysseus🥺 Polites is a comfort for him as well (and he befriends a few nymphs. #He hums a lullaby that Penelope used to sing and one of the nymphs is like “Oh wow. I haven't heard that in forever. How do you know that?” #and he gets excited as “oh yeah you're nymphs!!! Hey. uh. do you know a way I could possibly like. connect with another nymph?🥺” #I have so many ideas :'D but so little energyyyyy #nightmare is where it's a nice dream at first and he kisses Penelope only to pull back and it's Circe and then he wakes up. #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #nikoisme #PEN YOUR QUESTION IS COMING OUT TOMORROW I HOPE #ask #Water Wife

[nightswithkookmin]

Okay time out

I'm reading through the comments on my last post and some of yall are wilding in there losing the whole entire plot👁👄👁

Please watch your language. I don't want to make space for anyone's hate and vitriol towards anyone. If you've been in the Fandom for more than a month you'd know Kim Taehyung is not a bad person at all. He's not. A little nuts sure but bad???? Cmon now.

If you hate him or anyone in bts this is not the space for it.

What I want is to hold space for anyone who feels disillusioned and jaded by the whole vmin situation. In case that intention didn't come through lemme reiterate. WE DON'T HATE TAEHYUNG ON THIS CORNER OF THE INTERNET.

You can talk about being disillusioned with Jikook and how you think things are not the same with them and I'll make space for that. Similarly you can talk about vmin or any ship for that matter and express your opinions about their dynamic and I'll hold space for that.

But please don't hate on nobody😔

Vmin have one of the best enviable friendships in all of Kpop. We love to see that sort of genuine love. It's healing, it's beautiful. Love in and of itself is a beautiful thing and we love to celebrate that.

And for me it's really hard to think of Kim Taehyung, the guy who threw a producer under the bus for preventing him from featuring Jimin on his song because he thought it was gay, same guy who saves fan art and recommends them to Jimin- there is a trail of moon on JMs back all thanks to Tae, when Jimin dropped Vibe he shared it to his story, he liked the post, he was commenting and interacting on JMs posts- when JK was silent as well. He even said he had saves a video of JM he was going to post on Jms birthday!

How is this person then a bad person at all. I don't understand. Can we talk about this one mishap without rubbishing and invalidating all the love effort and consideration he's shown towards Jimin up until now?

Do I think he could have done more to support JM, I do. Simply because he's done it in the past. He stayed up with us to watch Vibe when it dropped!

I'm just mad at him for staying quiet and leaving fans to do all the heavy lifting when he, JK, Suga are one of the biggest PJMs on earth. I'm hurt, I'm disappointed, and yes I'm crying my eyes out over here cos everything that has happened over JMs release overwhelms me.

Or maybe I'm too much of a romantic and I keep wandering back to moments of JM running to him and comforting him and promising he'll take responsibility for him. I keep wandering back to them talking about how much they protected eachother from bullies and I hoped he would lead the chorus and stand up for Jimin this time around too.

vmin are not perfect. They have their issues. But they also have one of the best relationship dynamics in kpop. Yet I feel I can't even vent out the frustration I feel over this, over the gradual decline of their ship, Bangtan friendship, or even express my insecurities over vmin without being overly cautious so as not to enable their antis and it's so frustrating.

We can't tell them how to love eachother. We can't do that. And there's always a possibility they know something we do not know. He's closer to JM than you and I. For all you know, he isn't even aware how these things affect his own fans who support him with Jimin.

This is something Jimin is constantly aware of and is good at- self awareness- but when it comes to Jungkook and Taehyung not so much.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go back to pouting cos Tae sucks. He can step on leggos

I'm open to hearing theories about why you think he didn't say anything about Face.

No, it's not because he hates Jimin 🤺

Do you think it's because JM chose JK to do letters with and not him?🤔

Jk didn't say anything bout Vibe either and when he decided to sing that song he only knew JMs part💀🤧

Either way, he needs to make this right else I'm sending poop emojis on his next live💩

[futureman]

get to know me (again)

tysm for the tags @cowgurrrl @morning-star-joy @strang3lov3 <3

1. were you named after anyone? my aunt! and my mom regrets it every day

2. when was the last time you cried? couldn't pinpoint it exactly but the pms has been real the past few days

3. do you have kids? no i do not

4. what sports did you/do you play? basketball and gymnastics as a kid, then volleyball and track through middle and high school 🤸🏽‍♀️

5. do you use sarcasm? perhaps

6. what's the first thing you notice about people? their energy! not necessarily vibes as much as their social battery

7. what your eye color? 👁

8. scary movies or happy endings? looove horror but i'm usually too big of a baby to watch it

9. any talents? i honestly have no idea what's considered a talent, so possibly?

10. where were you born? nyc

11. what are your hobbies? playing video games, watching other people play video games, writing, reading, crafting incorrect af theories about fnaf

12. do you have any pets? nope but i'm an auntie to two perfect black ragdoll cats

13. how tall are you? 5'5

14. favorite subject in school? magazine writing @ uni

15. dream job? the one i have! i'd stay there forever if i could

np!tags: @tinycozycomfort @psychedelic-ink @joelsversion @eupheme @familyvideostevie @sweetercalypso @batsingotham

#tag game #loving getting to know you all <3

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hi hello !!! I'm here for the Redacted Audios match-ups, sooo Here ya go !!!

Punching Bag by Set it off, I love that band. I've been listening to them since middle school. I like when it says, “So say goodbye to your Mr.Nice Guy you got your wish, he’s rotting in hell..”, cuz that’s when the beat drops and I just like how it sounds. 

So I took the test just for this and apparently I’m type 5 “the investigator”. I don’t really know much about this but hope that tells you whatever you need to know. 👁👄👁👍

Not really, but I do love watching movie and drama video essays as background noise while I’m doing something else.

I didn’t have an imaginary friend...so…💀👌. Nah you know what let me make up one. His name was Bob the builder and he was the filler for my absent father figure. 😀👍

I usually end up falling asleep while listening to ASMR, I mean one of the reasons I love ASMR is cuz its great background noise.

I’ve never really wanted to change my name, but I think names like Hyacinth and Rain are pretty cool. They sound like character names and also I love nature so it’s like the perfect match up.

At the moment I really like listening to Milo’s play-through of the Mortuary Assistant. I just find it entertaining to watch and, again, I like to put it as background noise.

Ollie (sorry), I just don’t really find him interesting at all. Which I get he isn’t trying to be a super complex character, like that isn’t his purpose, but because I just don’t have much feelings for him.

H2O just add water and Mako Mermaids were my shit when I was little, and even now I still go back from time to time, I’ve watched all the seasons of both series multiple times over and to this day I continue to be a mermaid fanatic.

I LOVE HUXLEY WITH ALL MY HEART !!! LIKE HE IS SO WHOLESOME AND COMFORTING I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM.

Not really, at least not that I know of, but I do love knowing random fun facts about miscellaneous subjects. More specifically about Greek mythology, space, and folklore.

Gatorade with a ham sub sandwich.

I don’t really know if you are asking about music or ASMR so I will give you both. I’m currently obsessed with ‘EPIC the musical’ . It's a musical about the Greek poem ‘The Odyssey’.

My guilty pleasure is, very predictably, ASMR. I just find it relaxing and I love the stories that can be told through. 

Other stuff about me: I’m a Taurus and my mbti is INTJ. uuh I don’t really know what else to say so I hope this is enough info about me. This was pretty fun. I felt like I was having an interview about myself. :]

Ahhh, a Type Five, INTJ, oh, that is fun (and the same stats as Sherlock Holmes probably). Intellectual, curious, thoughtful, always thinking, always learning… I think a little serenity might do you some good.

Something about the way you talk about background noise while you work and relax makes me wonder how busy your brain must be; does that make sense? (I’m the same way, like I need mental fidget toys to focus properly?) I imagine Cam would be so helpful in that respect, with his even voice and his soothing demeanor.

You know what would be so lovely that I could absolutely imagine? Cam strikes me as a pretty old daemon, not as old as Vega but older, distinguished… the type to love Shakespeare, Dickens, the classics. Just imagine leaning your head on his shoulder as he reads to you, whatever book of whatever country’s lore your heart fancies that day. You get a nap, he gets a snack, everybody’s happy~!

Song:

When your legs don't work like they used to before/ And I can't sweep you off of your feet/ Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love/ Will your eyes still smile from your cheek

I don’t know how I feel about mixing Cam with Ed Sheeran either, I’ll admit, but it’s the vibes. Man strikes me as a romantic who likes a slower, sweeter kind of song- the kind you don’t necessarily dance to but hold each other and sway, you know? (Also, to throw a little bitter in with that sweet, he would actually love you until your legs don’t work like they used to before… and then some. Probably forever.)

Runner-Ups:

Lowkey, I like Morgan for you because he gives off a lot of the same vibes as Cam: sweet, understanding, a good listener. Elliott, I like for you because he would have lost his mind at your absent father figure joke. Don’t ask me how I know that, but he just would definitely have that sense of humor. It would make him literally lol, and that’s just fun /pos

Note: I feel you I’ve had Warrior of the Mind stuck in my head for weeks

Tell me about yourself, answer some fun questions, and I’ll match you with the Redacted boy I ship you with the most! 💌

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

[dustyratt]

15 questions for 15 mutuals ❤

I was tagged by @nell-le (thank you!! ❤❤)

1. Are you named after anyone? 

Not actually

2. When was the last time you cried?

I watched a Boston Dynamics video yesterday and swear I had tears in my eyes because of how advanced our technologies become with each passing day 🤧

3. Do you have kids?

No, I don't and don't plan them in the future

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? 

Yes but try hard not to do it in an excessively mean way 😅 I may not be polite sometimes which is a trait I'm working on right now

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

Never played anything. Mostly because of a health issues

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

Dressing preferences! Clothes do not have to be expensive or popular, it just needs to look stylish and organic combined together. The second thing would probably be how the person moves / stand / look at something. I'll get my first impression judging by their movements

7. Eye colour?

Dark brown 💅 Looks almost black most of the time

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies with worst possible outcomes! I've had enough happy endings in cinematography 🤧

9. Any special talents?  

At age of 12 I was making money by hacking a poorly secured online game. Not so special talent considering that all materials allowing me to use that hacking utility were in public but still. What else? My special talent is to scare everybody with thin pale skin and bulging blue-green veins all around my body 👁👁

10. Where were you born?

The very south outskirts of Russia

11. What are your hobbies?

Besides all computer - related stuff you know from my blog I also enjoy reading (mostly: biographical, ancient history, theology, anthropology, archaeology), draw creatures (since I have Photoshop it's in the past) cooking and visiting places of interest like abandoned (or just ancient) buildings, also libraries, museums and churches

12. Do you have any pets?

I've grown amongst domesticated birds - chickens and ducks (we didn't eat them, so they were way more like a real pets). Had two of them as a pets in childhood (raised in my room like a cat or something 😂) , one is still alive by the way despite how many years have passed

13. How tall are you?

Around 180 cm or 5,9 feet

14. Fave subject in school?

English, Art, Literature

15. Dream job? 

Idk? A game designer? A creature concept artist? A lighthouse keeper? A sailor? A scientist? A field archaeologist? A submarine / helicopter pilot? A bodyguard? A defense attorney? -Yes

If you haven't done this ask in your blog yet - this is an invitation! Whoever read this: go and write some about yourself! Tagging is welcomed but not necessary ❤

[arminsumi]

some serotonin for you. my cousin and i matching gojo & nobara in fortnite 🤩

sorry i keep spamming your inbox i just enjoy talking to you 😭😭

GOJOS POSE HAHAHA 😭💗 he lookin so goofy what a dumb pineapple head i love him

also lol i am so bad at fortnite, i have played it on someone else's playstation a total of three times and it has been chaotic each time bc i am . . . nuts 😭😭😭 i just ran around asking how to use the weapons and then i just went for a drive instead and then cheered when i placed last 👍

reminds me i sooo badly wanna get back to ow2 :( i miss video games !! i play less frequently than i'd like to. i wanna just zone out and enjoy hollow knight too 🥹💔 (def should play the latter and not the prior because ow2 is not good for my sanity, there be some toxic mfs on there lol)

anyways IM REPLYING TO U AT 6 AM BESTIE 👁🫦👁 sooo hungry for eggs and bacon rn so i wrote a little dad gojo breakfast thing that's so fluffy it cured my c236 induced pain. idk i just watched that yt vid of miyazaki making ramen, now im hungwyyyy !! im gonna make breakfast for the fam if i can squeeze in a bit more shut eye. so tired 😭 havent slept at all

#me rambling soz #love to see u in the inbox #lil buttercup #omg i need to call more ppl buttercup thats so koot?? #gojo would call us buttercup fr #💌 — mail

[wndaswife]

Hi my darling <3 Yes, I’m happy seeing you write again. There’s nothing specific I’d want to see you write, I enjoy everything you put out baby. I also love that some fics may give me a look into the things going on in your mind…

That sounds perfect.. You’d just be a pretty doll for me to dress up and pose how I’d like. Pictures of your beautiful body on display for my eyes only. Photos of my hands on you, and videos of me slipping off your dress. All available just for me. I’d make you watch them and I’d say things like “Look how pretty you look baby, my sweet girl.” “Such a perfect whore for me”

-🍸

hi baby :D i was asleep like you figured i might be <333 ate a handful of marshmallows and then passed out lolllll 💀 thank you :”) ❤️ as the writer of my fics, i must say it is indeed a look into my mind 👁👁 i hope you r sleeping tight right now!! you deserve a break from your busy day <3

pretty secrets just for the two of us and no one else 💞 perhaps we’d look presentable when we’re out together, but away from everyone’s eyes you form my skin to the shape of your fingers all while keeping your slut tamed 🤲🏼 what rampant thoughts so early in the morning, i woke up feeling particularly desperate

#rae responds #🍸 anon

[mlmxreader]

Hiya! I hope you're doing alright my sweet and lovely author 🖤.

Listen.... about the geese .... all I can say is that over here, right, they are fully breed different. Like you look in their general direction and they will come at you. Basically, the geese own the streets 😂, we're just here.

That playlist. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am freaking crying!!! UnRELATED reasons, eh? Fully believe you, my friend, FULLY believe you 😂.

OMG!! I know right?!?!? Yes with the facial hair! Like Margate Alfie had that little tuft of graying in his beard and I was like .... 😶👀👀👁👁😳. That plus the scar on his face .... 😳😳🫠 fucking made an already unbelievably hot man even fucking hotter. I absolutely can not. When they gave us that side profile, I was fully deceased. And I totally did not re-wind the video and pause it on him.... not at all.

Pictures of the Screaming Eagles!! The BABIES!! They are so bloody adorable! Look at their little eyes and also, they're so photogenic. They are full on posing in those pictures like they know they're absolutely beautiful and yes of course you should be photographing them. And they also have the cutest names. Like Gallipoli?? The bestest little girl 😫🖤🖤🖤

But yeah, you should absolutely watch the entirety of the Bourne film series ... you know, for your research purposes 👀. (I'm not on the Matt Damon train but I can fully goad your obsession of him, lmao, that's what friends are for, right 😂?)

Anyways, talk to ya later! (Also, I don't know if you saw or not, but last night I think I sent like 14 requests so.... apologies 🙈 but I regret nothing)

🖤🖤🖤

🐍anon

good evening!!!! I've had quite a nice day tbf, I can't lie - work was alright, and I've got a couple of days off coming up soon, too, so that's good! as much as I enjoy working w animals, I gotta admit: it's been quite difficult to do it when I've got a busted ankle that I haven't and won't tell my boss about 😅

listen..... at least it ain't swans. those buggers are fucking vile when they wanna be, whereas geese you fuckin know where they stand immediately. like, within a second of being in a goose's presence, you KNOW where it stands w you - and at least they ain't trying to nick chips from Tesco's like seagulls do! so there's a silver lining shgksjfkskf

UNRELATED REASONS!!! COMPLETELY UNRELATED!!! although in seriousness I do like Sir Mix A Lot as it is... but at least I didn't admit that I think about them whenever I listen to Good Lookin' and Like Whiskey by Dixon Dallas. at least there is that... BUT THE SIR MIX A LOT WASN'T RELATED TO MATT DAMON OR TOM HARDY AT ALL. absolutely not. nope. definitely wasn't looking at pics of them whilst listening. nope. not me.

The Screaming Eagles are, indeed, baby. VERY baby. tbf to all of em (Ace especially bc he's not the most laid back of snakes), they are very tolerant of having their pictures taken and of me, like, getting quite close to take decent pictures. but so far, we got Kaiju (albino checkered garter snake), Der Rote Kampfflieger/Der Kapitän/Manfred/Red Baron (male ball python), Special Agent Fox Mulder (corn snake), Ace Janoušek (bullsnake) & Baroness Gallipoli (female ball python) - even though, for some reason, some people can't tell Red Baron and Gallipoli apart even though they're completely different animals w completely different personalities (Gallipoli, for example, does not tolerate being cradled like a baby, she will just slither around my neck and chill there. Red Baron, on the other hand, will gladly accept being carried and cradled like a baby).

the Bourne series has never particularly interested me, like, I like James Bond but it's just never jumped out at me, but then like.... Matt Damon looks kinda hot in the series,,,, so maybe I should... maybe. I mean, I watched The Martian even though it's not My Thing, and I wasn't disappointed dncksmfksk (do not ask me for plot details). I'm 99% sure this is Christopher Nolan's fault tho, bc I have NEVER found Matt Damon attractive... and then Nolan put him in Oppenheimer w his almost-but-not-quite pornstache, that slutty uniform, and the whole "would absolutely wreck me but I'd thank him" vibe and now I'm like... actually-

so there's ONE bit of propaganda that Nolan got me with.

anyways! I'll talk to you later, the time is currently 2243, so I will (likely) get to writing at some point soon, and bc I'm dog sitting later, I can write some more then as well bc I won't have anything better to do tbh.

have a great morning/afternoon/evening!!! 🫶🏻

#asks #🐍 anon

[omori666something]

1. Are you named after anyone ?

Yeah and i'm proud of my name huh huh

2. When was the last time you cried ?

Ohh the last time i cried was when i played to Omori

3. Do you have kids ?

No i need to support a stupid brother i won't have kids and i'm too young for that

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot ?

I do not but sometimes i can't not use sarcasm

5. What sports do you play ? / habe you played ?

I don't really like sport but i did do classical and modern dancing

6. What the first thing you notice about other people ?

They are crazier than me ._.

7. What's your eye color ?

They are dark green .

8. Scary movies or happy endings ?

I never watch horror movies i really like horror games but i don't like movies .

9. Any special talents ?

Copy my sister like a bitch and sing ✌️👁👁

10. Where were you born ?

In a french bed .

11. What are your hobbies ?

Musical , sing , horror games or just video games (undertale , ffxıv , omori , corpse party , stardew valley , our life beginnings and always ..), draw .

12. Do you have any pets ?

Yes i have a cat he's really cute but he's strange .

13. How tall are you ?

Uhhhh idk lol .

14. Favorite subject in school ?

My favorites are English ,Art and French.

15. Dream job ?

Uh i don't know but i think a simple job like something in the marketing .

[ari-shipping-stuff]

i am very interested in seeing the stuff you make at some point ngl 👁 like at least the playlists hddjkdfkfshdg discussing songs sounds really fun

It's low key my love language I would love to send my playlists and listen to your song reccs actually it's the kissaphobic lyrics that caught my eyes actually :)

you are so very correct actually stingrays and jellyfish are so so cool 😔 i like them very much my favorite animal is the octopus btw hdshkfshfsh sea animal-adjacent smth smth

They're so smart and low key mischievous but also sooo cute I love watching videos of them. I remember reading about them enough that I dreamt of them once but yess I love marine life in general so much and I lovee learning about them a lot like the very concept is so beautiful that there's so many animals that we haven't even seen and heard of and they're such weirdos

my hobbies are a bit similar to yours. drawing, music listening, uhhh writing fic as well but ive been in a big slump recently 🤔 no idea why

Kinda same but im in a reading slump so im reading a fic about people I have zero idea about 😭💀 on that note I would reading your fics at some point tooo

hope this isn't very forward but like. how old are you, also? hdsjkffjfdgh if im gonna flirt w a secret admirer on the internet i'd kind of like to know these things

Oh not at all it's pretty reasonable I forgot to introduce myself in the whole maintaining anonymity thing im 18 and I use she/they

Yours confidently,

Main love interest

nodding,,,im taking notes right now. feel free to send me playlists any time all the time 🙏 i personally am not good at thinking up song recs on the spot but ill get back to you (? somehow?) when i've gotten to compile some hdsgkgshjfdhj

marine life <3 the beloved <3 yes <3 there are so many secret autism creatures we haven't found out about yet it is very fascinating hwfjfshgdh ^^

okay okay also when is your birthday? if im allowed to know lmao i want to save it to my calendar reminders at least

#kudos to you for being able to read a fic about smth you don't know about tho.. my attention span could never 😭😭 #ari's asks #anon.

[realtjhammond]

Hi for your Oc emoji asks:

👁💤🍧🌋🕷🎭

Thank you for answering, been a long time lurker got the courage up to finally ask something

//I’ll answer as tj because thats more fun

👁️ [EYE]- “My Eye color is a blueish gray, I think I have very basic eyes, but i know some people say they’re like the ocean. When I’m upset, they turn more gray which I think is cool. But nothing really special.”

💤 [SLEEPING]: “I don’t sleep well, I have to have some sort of noise to help me fall asleep, like rain. Or I fall asleep watching TV. If I have someone next to me, I sleep better and I love to cuddle.”

🍧[SHAVED ICE]: “Does my twin count?” He snickered before shaking his head “I don’t have much, My mom still has the piano I learned to play on. And I cant believe I’m admitting this…” He sucked in a breath “I do have my baby blanket and a stuffed animal that my nana gave me when I was five. Don’t worry, they’re hidden in the guest bedroom. I only get them when I’m having a really hard time.”

🌋[VOLCANO] : “When I was hooked on drugs i think I had a short fuse. But I dont think I have a bad temper. It takes a lot to push me over the edge. I am sensitive though, So if something is said to me I kind of just. Bottle it up and walk away. Then go cry alone or something.”

🕷️[SPIDER]: “I think my biggest fear would be… rejection. Does that even count? irrational fears….hm I hate dolls… now i wont run away screaming if I see a Barbie doll. It’s more like… those hyper realistic baby dolls. Fucking freaky. I also am afraid to fall in love.”

🎭[MASK] : “Do I act different around certain people? yes and No. I will be brutally honest and not care… Fuck I called a reporter Tiger Twat when she was live on television” he laughed “But I try to keep myself together and…modest? Around my parents. But with everyone else I just, show my true self. And if they don’t like it then they can fuck off. I had to spend my teen years pretending to be the most perfect son and show the world that my family is perfect. Which we aren’t. It politics. We are far from perfect.” He shrugged

“Thank you for your ask, feel free to ask if you want to know more!”

//Mun Dropping in to share this lovely video someone made. Careful, it’ll make your heart break for TJ. Also TW, video shows Drugs, Booze, suicide attempt. But, its a good video, and the dollhouse song fits perfect for TJ.

#tj hammond rp #ask #possibly triggering #Get to know TJ

[lucky-calico5]

3:30 to end is ✨⭐️🌟💫💫🌟⭐️✨

Its January 11th, 2023 and I feel so wild and loose, not secure without bestie of course. I feel so scared. I watched the Cassie Therapy Video and I remember the starry glitter girl I miss so much. Keeping of mind with her red flags and my habits 💡 I am aware of the dangers of projecting.

Next song is…

8:14 am

I woke up early after falling asleep around 1 maybe?

I don’t have a lot of energy. I have to also reduce carb intake because I’m trying to drop smoking for a better job, I feel sick without smoking or anything to make me hungry but I don’t get anything done when I smoke!

8:19 am

It’s odd but I think about being a trans woman with all of these tags the categorize me in a niche nearly enviable presentation of femininity. But my struggles are not my neurosis, more or less, my neurosis is part of the struggle. Eating, smoking, physical care, and depression is all so tumultuous and for a second I can feel where other people who don’t struggle with this feel like. Not thinking or knowing of it. It’s debilitating and frustrating.

Next song is…

8:29 am

It’s important that I share my thoughts, it feels odd but in a world of overstimulation I feel like maybe someone out there will look at this and think, “I feel like this is a human experience, I relate and can feel assured knowing I’m not alone.”

I have to register back for my classes and I’m not looking forward to it. Well sort of. Like meteorology! And an engaging well intentioned history teacher. Wish I was in my philosophy class where I could eye my teacher. Talk about Kant and stare into my 👁👁s

I failed English and my art teacher dropped me last semester. I definitely jumped at one of those opportunities where they get you to use fafsa earlier than your ready for college. DON’T GO TO COLLEGE IF YOU ARE NOT READY.

8:33 am

I love u <3 I’ll probably be here later. This is like my own therapy. For now until I afford it.

#Spotify

[hueningshaped]

DAY = made 🥹 LIFE = PERFECT 💓 IM = HAPPY when i see ur message every time without fail !!! sorry it’s taken me so terribly long to get back to you my vacation has come to an end but these final days have been so exhausting so they have also put me even further from responding to u so u can only imagine ive been feeling bc i haven’t been able to talk to u :((( BUT OMG we are so similar we think alike its a little too convenient huh *presents u a ring* hehe i will be jjirit-jjirit-jjirit-jjirit-ing and i wanna know-know-know-know-ing all the way to my grave haha omg also the nostalgia for those songs!!! the memories it evokes from when it came out they’re so tender thank u for reawakening that for me !! and ahhh so glad u enjoyed and appreciated the parts u talked about (i get heart eyes listening to u talk about the things u love) the feel my rhythm video as much as i did <333 the story and the orchestra i freaking love classical versions and classical music i ate that version uppp haha AND ahh i love finding more txt content and like that i allowed u to see more content nono i owe u mine for the joy you’ve given me !!!!!!!! and gosh those contacts make him so incredibly 👁👁 i luv it beomgyu’s a pretty boy <3 “tyun acting like blinking is a limited resource that needs to be used sparingly” that made me laugh so hard oh njnvjejnjknfjk ur so funny 🥺 but truly!!!!!! i think taehyun is as close to perfect as possible its insane oh gosh he makes me swoon~~~~~ OMG I LOVE MOA DIARY!!!! (moa moa, moa moa~~) omg i had to go back and watch that bc i didn’t even catch that :0000 i love that !!! aw what a sweet song to have that memory (if that made anyyy sense) i think my fav dance practice might be poppin star its so very short but its my favorite colors that they’re wearing and it’s my fav song and i didn’t know it existed so i was pleasantly surprised one day when i found it <333 sorry i talk so much >< ( wait i just noticed i apologized that previously and you reassured me in this message that made me tear up a bit, im very touched by this) but OMG YES I CRY TO THOSE TWO! + wishlist (and did i tell u i sob like a child to nap of a star) my friends call me weird for it but hey txt has such a powerful impact on my emotions what can we say!! i love how txt’s songs has so many levels and the sound can evoke a far different feeling from the lyrics and vice versa and the contradictions say more ugh theyre so brilliant and amazing !!! and omg no it makes sense that no one would think to put tea in their milk or the other way around haha my culture (?) doesn’t do that either but it dilutes the tea in a nice way for me ( ◜‿◝ ) it also depends on the tea for me but it really is up to your own tastes haha !! oo well sadly it triggers my anxiety pretty badly which is sad bc i love matcha lattes :”) and OH YM GOODNESSS! thats so crazy bc you’d think it would have the opposite reaction haha sorry that was an awful experience for u :( AHHHHHHH stop ur toooooooo kind to me what th heck thats soooo mjf?!?@>$!#$@>% i could cry (im really thankful for u saying this, if i ever take advantage or not let u know how thankful i am, i will feel like i have failed u) hehe anyway~~ why can’t it just snow automatically when its winter 😭😭😭 snow is associated with childhood now so the lack of snow feels so personal and hurtful (jk but still </333) YASS , my peace = talking to you <333 can’t wait beffie !!! but please take ur time, do things on ur time and pace ok <3~~~ HELLO??? ur not boring at all, ur the furthest from boring 🥺 hey at least u dont get scared from them haha or do jump scares affect u ?:0 like taehyun haha or are u more beomgyu about them ^^ OMG ATLA!!!!!!! that is such HIGH QUALITY, godtier work <3 i haven’t seen it since i was younger or in primary school but i remember being so emotionally invested in it and there was/is always something to talk about ugh its so amazing impeccable taste i could hear u talk about it for forever ~~~ (ur not stupid ok!! do not say that about my bff 😾🫶🏼) [1/2]

#anon🧃

[baekhvuns]

Ooooooh you do 👀 yeah it's obvious idols lurk, some might not understand everything perfectly because of slang etc, but still they must be so confused and embarrassed. My friend's cousins went to school with a few idols, it's so funny because they're not kpop fans at all

I think some fans, girls mostly would rather imagine their male idols with men, because it brings them some sort of arousal, but also they don't wanna see them with other women

Smut gets notes it's true, even badly written sex scenes lmao. It's pretty sad, but also makes perfect sense so I don't blame people for writing it.

Hongjoong daddy I don't think... none of them really, but lmaoooo. I saw TOO MANY daddy Seonghwa fics 🥴

Watersports akydjaydhsshahs maybe they should do it in water to cleanse themselves, but it's just peeing 😭😭😭 why

Thank you I hope I get Seonghwa! Thankfully I always do, my GOMs are <333 please look at his birthday MD cards THE FIRST ONE?!?! 😩 lil professor

https://twitter.com/PSHsource/status/1526782583815684098?t=jfm2HYBua1LtIvluALgoZw&s=19

THEY DROPPED THAT MV OUT OF THE SUDDEN I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE I'D BE LATE JSYSHASYAHAHAGSG THAT SANHWA THUMBNAIL WAS ALREADY TOO MUCH to handle I kept staring at them like this 👁👁 for 10 minutes. And Hongjoong too excuse me??? Fuck you man!!!

But Sanhwa... corset... bandaged midriff I'm ill, I'm so sick bestie 💀 Yeosang was so rude too, hate that buff bitch :/

Uhm Seonghwa bro, I'm going to manhandle you if you don't stop this shittttt

https://twitter.com/MATZFEED/status/1526589610838614016?t=o6h9EfaqB0VC1wNLxGxAQw&s=19

Gonna have a boxing match baby SQUARE UP🥊🥊 (jk I wouldn't fight him, because he'd cry :"(). Even when he's in the background he's doing the most, main character vibes

https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1526584490847571969?t=GiNUy1zPDs_zDhNo1N0kZg&s=19

JAWLINE FOR FUCKING DAYSSSSSS and the HWAIST 🥵😵 I'm looking SO SO HAAAAARDDDDD my eyes almost fell out. I was on a work call for 3 hours, but this was all I could think of, I was on Twitter the whole time... I'm not team boxer istg, I'm not but I'm all in for Rocky Hwa. Had to watch wholesome videos of him nomnoming to cleanse myself.

Random question, thoughts on merman Hwa? I saw some fan art from DV era and I can't stop thinking about it 😳 - DV 💖

HI!

Ooooooh you do 👀 yeah it's obvious idols lurk, some might not understand everything perfectly because of slang etc, but still they must be so confused and embarrassed. My friend's cousins went to school with a few idols, it's so funny because they're not kpop fans at all

i do 👁👄👁 two actually 👁👄👁 you know some too 👁👁 hello 👁👁

I think some fans, girls mostly would rather imagine their male idols with men, because it brings them some sort of arousal, but also they don't wanna see them with other women

THAT IS SOOOOOO TRUE idk why this screams a certain fandom, if u know which one-

Smut gets notes it's true, even badly written sex scenes lmao. It's pretty sad, but also makes perfect sense so I don't blame people for writing it.

yeah !!!! i saw someone like rn, transition into a smut writer after the fluff and it surprises me how much it can change their entire writing fbwbdjd 😭😭😭

Hongjoong daddy I don't think... none of them really, but lmaoooo. I saw TOO MANY daddy Seonghwa fics 🥴

nONE OF THEM SERIOUSLY ARE DADDY put them in a room with a bug and they’re rUNNING,,,,, those daddy kink fics 😔😔

Watersports akydjaydhsshahs maybe they should do it in water to cleanse themselves, but it's just peeing 😭😭😭 why

????? IM????? SO????? HELP?????

Thank you I hope I get Seonghwa! Thankfully I always do, my GOMs are <333 please look at his birthday MD cards THE FIRST ONE?!?! 😩 lil professor

FBMADBSK SEND A EXTRA SEONGHWA THIS WAY FMANDJW i…i prof hwa sounds so good but i just know the trope is so problematic 😭😭😭😭😭

https://twitter.com/PSHsource/status/1526782583815684098?t=jfm2HYBua1LtIvluALgoZw&s=19

TEACH ME TEACH ME TEACH ME TEACH ME

THEY DROPPED THAT MV OUT OF THE SUDDEN I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE I'D BE LATE JSYSHASYAHAHAGSG THAT SANHWA THUMBNAIL WAS ALREADY TOO MUCH to handle I kept staring at them like this 👁👁 for 10 minutes. And Hongjoong too excuse me??? Fuck you man!!!

NO BC FHWKFJKWHDKW CHOI SAN NEEDS TO PUT THIS FUCKING TONGUE BACK IDC IDC HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED FBWMFBSM also. song mingi.

But Sanhwa... corset... bandaged midriff I'm ill, I'm so sick bestie 💀 Yeosang was so rude too, hate that buff bitch :/

THEIR WAISTS 😩😩😭😭😭😭 the bandage iS ASKING TO RIP,, will pay san to do it @ concert,, NO BC YEOSANG??? THIS ENTIRE MV IS SO?? bANNED BAN BAN

Uhm Seonghwa bro, I'm going to manhandle you if you don't stop this shittttt https://twitter.com/MATZFEED/status/1526589610838614016?t=o6h9EfaqB0VC1wNLxGxAQw&s=19

Gonna have a boxing match baby SQUARE UP🥊🥊 (jk I wouldn't fight him, because he'd cry :"(). Even when he's in the background he's doing the most, main character vibes

https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1526584490847571969?t=GiNUy1zPDs_zDhNo1N0kZg&s=19 JAWLINE FOR FUCKING DAYSSSSSS and the HWAIST 🥵😵 I'm looking SO SO HAAAAARDDDDD my eyes almost fell out. I was on a work call for 3 hours, but this was all I could think of, I was on Twitter the whole time... I'm not team boxer istg, I'm not but I'm all in for Rocky Hwa. Had to watch wholesome videos of him nomnoming to cleanse myself

uHUH UR NOT TEAM BOXER HAHA UHUH no bc i watched it first thing i could not register it i had to cleanse myself

Random question, thoughts on merman Hwa? I saw some fan art from DV era and I can't stop thinking about it 😳 - DV 💖

actually i don’t mind it,,,,,, what’s ur thoughts on siren hwa 👁,,, fan art u say 👁

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon