#👅💦🔪

[edgemarquess]

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟️🏟️

#ides of march #ITS TIME!!!

[beemovieerotica]

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

omggg 😩🤤😭😩😫💦

#ask #thank you my friend

[lesbxdyke]

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉

#ides of march #the ides of march #julius caesar #brutus

[connors-blog-account]

Thanks for the tag to the user who wants to remain anonymous! Here are my recent emojis:

🤖🆓❗💦🦾👅🩸🚬🗡️🔺⚠️🌟🔥🤔💙❤️⭕🐶🔪🧐💧🗜️🤨📸💀✔️🫐🍴🫡✅🕴️🚩🔘🐠👁️🧱

Tagging: @northfoldfire @rknines @fuckinganderson

[anantaru]

emojis i think the genshin men would use:

heizou: 🧐🤔📝🔎💼

diluc: 🍇🦅😊

kaeya: 🍺🍷🥂🍾🍹🍸🥃❄️😉

itto: 💪🏻👊🏻👁️👅👁️🦶🏻🤝🏻

childe: 🐳💦🍆😉😏👉🏻👌🏻🥵

alhaitham: none, he doesn‘t get the appeal

kaveh: ❤️💗💙💜💛😻💞💚💌😽

dottore: 🔪🔨⚒️🔧⛏️🛠️🪛🧨🧌🔫🗡️⚰️

gorou: 🥲😰😽🤲🏻🫶🏻🐶🧡

cyno: 🃏🤡🤣😅🤓👻💩👾👽🫳🏽🗿

scara: says "how childish" but uses 🙄🥱🤢

xiao: says "no" but you force him to use ❤️

tighnari: 🪵🌳🍄😊🫥

zhongli: 👍🏻👎🏻

venti: 🤪😜🥸🤯🫡🍃🍀🧚🏻🤥🤥🤥🤥

pantalone: 💸💵💰💶💴💷💳🪙📈📉🤑

albedo: ⚗️🧙🏻🤓😴☕️🎨

capitano: 😈🙂🌋🐺

dainsleif: says "what a waste of time" but uses 🥀

kazuha: 🍂😚

baizhu: 🤢💀🐍💚🥸

thoma: 😍😘🤩🧼🧹

ayato: 🧋😄🔪

#this is so random idk #genshin x reader #𖤣𖤥𖠿𖤣𖤥 thirsts'

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Jeff uses ":3" when he's done doxxing people online and screaming at babies

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jeffs most used emojis/phrases:

😃😘👹😈😹😻🙀💦🖕🦶👅🗣🍆🔪🔥‼️⁉️

"Lil bro" "professional yapper" "BAHSHDHAHS" "meow" "goober"

Doxxing people is more of a ben thing, but jeff is always down to thrwo some fists he doesnt gaf how old you are

"You got a problem lil bro 🤨"

"Dude hes FOUR"

#creepypasta #slender mansion #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer creepypasta #jeff woods #jeffery woods #jeff the killer

[unlicensedcardiologist]

Mfs when they find out autism is a spectrum: 😀😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣😍😌😉🙃🙂😇😊☺️🥲🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜😏🥳🤩🥸😎🤓🧐🤨🤪😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖🤬😡😠😤😭😢🥺😩😫🤯😳🥵🥶😶‍🌫️😱😨😰😥🫠🤫🫡🫢🤭🫣🤔🤗😓🤥😶🫥😐🫤😑😬🙄😯😮‍💨😪🤤😴🥱😲😮😧😦😵😵‍💫🤐🥴🤢🤮🤧😷🤒💩🤡👺👹👿😈🤠🤑🤕👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃😺😸🤲🫶😾😿🙀😽😼😻😹👐🙌👏🤝👍👎✊🤛👊🤏🤌👌🤘🤟🫰✌️🤞🤜🫳🫴👈👉👆👇☝️✋🤚🖕🦾💪🫱🫲🤙👋🖖🖐✍️🙏🫵🦶🦵🦿💄💋👄👀👁👣👃🦻👂👅🦷🫦🫀🫁🧠🗣👤👥🫂👶👧👩‍🦰👨‍🦱🧑‍🦱👩‍🦱👨🧑👩👦🧒🧑‍🦰👨‍🦰👱‍♀️👱👱‍♂️👩‍🦳🧑‍🦳👨‍🦳👩‍🦲👲👴🧓👵🧔‍♂️🧔🧔‍♀️👨‍🦲🧑‍🦲👳‍♀️👳👳‍♂️🧕👮‍♀️👮👮‍♂️👷‍♀️👷🧑‍⚕️👩‍⚕️🕵️‍♂️🕵️🕵️‍♀️💂‍♂️💂💂‍♀️👷‍♂️👨‍⚕️👩‍🌾🧑‍🌾👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓👨‍🌾🧑‍🏭👩‍🏭👨‍🏫🧑‍🏫👩‍🏫👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤👨‍🎓👨‍🏭👩‍💻🧑‍💻👨‍💻👩‍💼🧑‍💼👨‍💼👩‍🔧🧑‍🔧🧑‍🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🎨🧑‍🎨👩‍🎨👨‍🔬🧑‍🔬👩‍🔬👨‍🔧👨‍🚒👩‍✈️🧑‍✈️👨‍✈️👩‍🚀🧑‍🚀👨‍🚀👩‍⚖️🧑‍⚖️🫅👸🤵‍♂️🤵🤵‍♀️👰‍♂️👰👰‍♀️👨‍⚖️🤴🥷🦸‍♀️🦸🦸‍♂️🦹🦹‍♂️🤶🦹‍♀️🧌🧝‍♂️🧝🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️🧙🧙‍♀️🎅🧑‍🎄🧛‍♀️🧛🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧞‍♀️🧞🧞‍♂️🫄🤰👼🧚‍♂️🧚🧚‍♀️🧜‍♂️🧜🧜‍♀️🫃🤱👩‍🍼🧑‍🍼👨‍🍼🙇‍♀️🙇🙇‍♂️💁‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙆‍♂️🙆🙆‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅🙅‍♀️💁‍♂️💁🙋🙋‍♂️🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️💇‍♀️🙍‍♂️🙍🙍‍♀️🙎‍♂️🙎🙎‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷💇💇‍♂️💆‍♀️💆💆‍♂️🧖‍♀️🧖🧖‍♂️💅🧑‍🦽👩‍🦽🕴👯‍♂️👯👯‍♀️🕺💃🤳👨‍🦽🧑‍🦼👨‍🦼🚶‍♀️🚶🚶‍♂️👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧍🧍‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎🧎‍♀️👨‍🦯🧍‍♂️👫👭👬👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👦👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍��‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👦👨‍👧‍👧🪢🧶🧵🪡🧥🥼🦺👚👘🩱👙👗👔🩳🩲👖👕🥻🩴🥿👠👡👢👞👟🥾🪖⛑👒🎓🧢🎩🧣🧤🧦👑💍👝👛👜💼🎒🧳👓🌂🥽🕶❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖💗💓💞💕❣️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💔💘💝♡♥︎❥❦❧☙❢এლდღɞʚෆᰔᩚᰔঞଓᜊᥫ᭡ꨄஐᦗ🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐻‍❄️🙈🐵🐸🐽🐷🐮🦁🐯🐨🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🐝🦄🐴🐗🐺🦇🦉🦅🦆🪱🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🪰🪲🪳🦖🦎🐍🐢🦂🕸🕷🦗🦟🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🦓🐆🐅🐊🦭🦈🐋🐳🐬🦍🦧🦣🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🐑🐏🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🦘🦙🐐🦌🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🐈🐈‍⬛🕊🦩🦢🦜🦚🦤🦃🐓🪶🐇🦝🦨🦡🦫🦦🦥🐁🐀🌳🌲🎄🌵🐲🐉🐾🦔🐿🌴🪵🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🪴🎋🪨🪸🐚🍄🪹🪺🍁🍂🍃🌾💐🌷🌹🥀🪷🌺🌸🌼🌗🌖🌕🌚🌜🌛🌝🌞🌻🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌙🌎🌍🌏🔥💥☄️⚡️✨🌟⭐️💫🪐🌪🌈☀️🌤⛅️🌥☁️🌦🌧💧💨🌬⛄️☃️❄️🌨🌩⛈💦🫧☔️☂️🌊🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍅🥝🥥🍍🥭🍑🍒🍈🫐🍆🥑🥦🥬🥒🌶🫑🌽🥕🥖🍞🥯🥐🍠🥔🧅🧄🫒🥨🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🧇🥓🥩🥪🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🦴🍖🍗🥙🧆🌮🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🥫🦪🥟🍱🍣🍛🍲🍜🍝🫙🍤🍙🍚🍘🍥🥠🥮🍢🍡🍭🍮🎂🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🍧🍬🍫🍿🍩🍪🌰🥜🫘🍯🧋🥤🧃🍵☕️🫖🍼🫗🥛🍶🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🧂🥢🥡🥣🍽🍴🥄🧊🍾⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉🥏🪃🏏🥍🏑🏒🏸🏓🪀🎱🥅⛳️🪁🛝🏹🎣🤿🥊🥋🏂⛷🎿🥌⛸🛷🛼🛹🎽🪂🏋️‍♀️🏋️🏋️‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼🤼‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🏌️‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤾🤾‍♀️🤺⛹️‍♂️⛹️⛹️‍♀️🤸‍♂️🏌️🏌️‍♂️🏇🧘‍♀️🧘🧘‍♂️🏄‍♀️🏄🏄‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣🚣‍♀️🤽‍♂️🤽🤽‍♀️🏊‍♂️🏊🏊‍♀️🧗‍♀️🧗🧗‍♂️🚵‍♀️🚵🚵‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🎫🎗🏵🎖🏅🥉🥈🥇🏆🎟🎪🤹‍♀️🤹🤹‍♂️🎭🩰🎨🎬🪗🎺🎷🪘🥁🎹🎼🎧🎤🎸🪕🎻🎲♟🎯🎳🎮🎰🧩🚗🚕🚙🚌🚎🏎🚓🚑🚒🩼🦼🦽🦯🚜🚛🚚🛻🚐🛴🚲🛵🏍🛺🛞🚨🚔🚍🚝🚞🚋🚃🚟🚠🚡🚖🚘🚄🚅🚈🚂🚆🚇🚊🚉✈️🛶🚁🛸🚀🛰💺🛩🛬🛫⛵️🚤🛥🛳🚢🛟⛴⚓️🪝🗼🗽🗿🗺🚏🚥🚦🚧⛽️🏰🏯🏟🎡🎢🎠⛲️⛱🏖🛖⛺️🏕🗻🏔⛰🌋🏜🏝🏠🏡🏘🏚🏗🏭🏢🏬🏣🏛💒🏩🏫🏪🏨🏦🏥🏤⛪️🕌🕍🛕🕋⛩🛤🛣🗾🌆🌇🎆🎇🌠🌄🌅🏞🎑🏙🌃🌌🌉🌁⌚️📱📲💻⌨️🖥🖨🖱🖲📸📷📼📀💿💾💽🗜🕹📹🎥📽🎞📞☎️📟📠📺🕰⏰⏲⏱🧭🎛🎚🎙📻⌛️⏳📡🔋🪫🔌💡🔦🕯🪙💷💶💴💵💸🛢🧯🪔💰💳🪪💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🧱🪤⚙️🔩🪚⛏🛠⚒🔨⛓🧲🔫💣🧨🪓🔪🗡⚔️🧿📿🔮🏺⚱️🪦⚰️🚬🛡🪬💈⚗️🔭🔬🕳🩻🩹🩺🧹🌡🧪🧫🦠🧬🩸💉💊🪠🧺🧻🚽🚰🚿🛁🛀🧼🚪🗝🔑🛎🧴🪣🧽🪒🪥🪑🛋🛏🛌🧸🪆🖼🪞🪟🎊🪅🪄🎀🎏🎈🎁🛒🛍🎉🎎🏮🎐🪩🧧✉️📩📨📫📪🪧🏷📦📤📥💌📧📬📭📮📯📜📃📄📑🧾📇🗑📅📆🗓🗒📉📈📊🗃🗳🗄📋📂📁🗂🗞📰📖📚📙📘📗📕📒📔📓🔖🧷🔗📎🖇📐📏🧮📌✏️📝🖍🖌✒️🖋🖊✂️📍🔍🔎🔏🔐🔒🔓❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍⚪️⚫️🟤🟣🔵🟢🟡🟠🔴🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟫⬛️⬜️❤️‍🩹❣️❤️‍🔥💔🏿🏾🏽🏼🏻💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟☮️☦️☯️🕎🔯✡️☸️🕉☪️✝️🛐⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️⚛️🆔♓️♒️♑️♐️♏️🉑☢️📴📳🈶🈚️🈸🈺🈷️✴️🈲🈹🈵🈴㊗️㊙️🉐💮🆚🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️🆑🆘❌⭕️🛑🚳🚯🚷♨️💢💯🚫📛⛔️🚱🔞📵🚭❗️❕❓❔‼️🔰⚜️🔱🚸⚠️〽️🔆🔅⁉️♻️✅🈯️💹❇️✳️❎🌐💠🈳🛗🅿️♿️🚾🏧💤🌀Ⓜ️🈂️🛂🛃🛄🛅🚹🚺🚼⚧🔡🔤ℹ️🔣🈁📶🎦🚮🚻🔠🆖🆗🆙🆒🆕🆓0️⃣1️⃣🔟9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣6️⃣5️⃣4️⃣3️⃣2️⃣🔢#️⃣*️⃣⏏️▶️⏸⏯⏹⏺🔽🔼◀️⏬⏫⏪⏩⏮⏭➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️🔄🔂🔁🔀⤵️⤴️↩️↪️↔️🔃🎵🎶➕➖➗✖️🟰♾️🔛🔙🔚👁‍🗨®️©️™️💱💲🔝🔜〰️➰➿✔️☑️🔘🔺▫️▪️🔲🔳🔷🔶🔹🔸🔻◾️◽️◼️◻️🔈🔇🔉🔊🔔♥️♣️♠️🗯💭💬📢📣🔕♦️🃏🎴🀄️🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕝🕜🕛🕚🕙🕘🕗🕖🕕🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧🏳️🏴🏴‍☠️🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇳🇮🇸🇦🇱🇦🇼🇦🇷🇩🇿🇦🇪🇺🇸🇦🇫🇦🇿🇮🇪🇦🇲🇦🇮🇦🇴

#shitpost #autism #undiagnosed autistic #it’s just getting exhausting #funny

[mrthology]

Jesus🚶‍♂️🤩 is about to DIE😵☠️ for your sins😩😏 so get it out now, sweaty💦😇 It’s GOOD Friday📆✝️ bitches but you better be real👅 fuckin’😳 BAD😈 So get your hands wet💦🙏💦 with some🌊holy water🌊 grab on to His big👁 WOODen🌴✊ cross✝️ and suck 😛😫on some ❤️c🧡o💛l💚o💙r💜f❤️u🧡l💛 hard😟 Easter eggs🥚ω🥚 STRAP👡💆‍♂️ on your crown🤴👑 of hornys🐏😈 and give Peter🐰🌷 some good 🐇cottonTAIL🐇 Pontius Pilate🧝‍♂ is about 2️⃣ sentence YOU to 6 🕕 hours of NAILING🔨🔩 Judas🤫 will be Roman around your bedroom waiting👤 to STAB🔪you in the back with his big🐘 THROBBING🌚 peep🐣🍆 Put 🕳holes🕳 in MY hands🤲 and i'll put my hands🙌 in YOUR 👉🍩holes🍩 You better be FUCKIN’ ✝️ hung🍆👀 cuz it’s gonna take😯 you to your last breath😵💨 Send this💌 to your top 1️⃣0️⃣holiest HOES😇 or Jesus🏃‍♂️🧟‍♂️ won’t take you to his ⚰️tomb😉😜 this Easter🐰😲

I.......

[my-castles-crumbling]

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This my favorite <3

[happycomposer]

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

[bigshot-furbiestm]

its the ides 😵😵of march 😫😫😝🤯🥳 get yowe daggews 🔪🔪🔪and swowds🗡🗡🗡 weady 👯‍♀️fow da big day😘😘😍😍😍 ready to make daddy🍆🍆🍆💦💦👅👅 ceaser😫😫😫 squirt💦💦🍑🍑🍑 his blood🩸🩸🩸💦💦on the stone steps 😏😏😏😏of judgment😫😫😫😫🤩😏😏😏😏while hes kneeling down 🍆😝😝👅👅 in front of papi brutus🍑🍑🍑😫😫😫😫😏

im so sorry

#ides of march #julius caesar #brutus

[coddlefish]

Jesus🚶‍♂️🤩 is about to DIE😵☠️ for your sins😩😏 so get it out now, sweaty💦😇 It’s GOOD Friday📆✝️ bitches but you better be real👅 fuckin’😳 BAD😈 So get your hands wet💦🙏💦 with some🌊holy water🌊 grab on to His big👁 WOODen🌴✊ cross✝️ and suck 😛😫on some ❤️c🧡o💛l💚o💙r💜f❤️u🧡l💛 hard😟 Easter eggs🥚ω🥚 STRAP👡💆‍♂️ on your crown🤴👑 of hornys🐏😈 and give Peter🐰🌷 some good 🐇cottonTAIL🐇 Pontius Pilate🧝‍♂ is about 2️⃣ sentence YOU to 6 🕕 hours of NAILING🔨🔩 Judas🤫 will be Roman around your bedroom waiting👤 to STAB🔪you in the back with his big🐘 THROBBING🌚 peep🐣🍆 Put 🕳holes🕳 in MY hands🤲 and i'll put my hands🙌 in YOUR 👉🍩holes🍩 You better be FUCKIN’ ✝️ hung🍆👀 cuz it’s gonna take😯 you to your last breath😵💨 Send this💌 to your top 1️⃣0️⃣holiest HOES😇 or Jesus🏃‍♂️🧟‍♂️ won’t take you to his ⚰️tomb😉😜 this Easter🐰😲

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)

So uhhhhhh

...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special

But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.

So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.

Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.

[Creep]

When 🕗 you 👉 were ➕ here 📍 before 😺 Couldn't 🙅‍♂️ look 👀 you 👈🏼 in 🍑💦 the eye 😙 You're 🏼 just 😤😤 like 🩸 an angel 😇 Your 👉 skin ♂️ makes 🖕 me 🥵🥵😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 cry 👤😢😭 You 😳 float 🚣‍♀️👩‍✈️💆🏻‍♀️ like 👍 a feather In 🛌 a beautiful 🔴🔷🔸 world 🤷🌍 I 😀 wish 🌠 I 😣🤐 was special 👁️👄👁️ You're 🏻 so fuckin' 👉👌 special 👁️👄👁️ But 🔚🎮🍑 I'm 💦👌🏻💪 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 💥 a weirdo 🤪 What ❓ the hell 👦 am 🙌 I 👀😂 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁📍 I 👀 don't 💰 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 📍 I 🧠👅 don't ❌ care 😜😩 if it hurts 🤕 I 😍 wanna 😱 have 🈶 control 🤔🎮 I 🏻 want 🤬 a perfect 💯 body 👀 I 🙋‍♂️ want 👄 a perfect 😜😚🥰 soul 👻 I 😀 want 🤲🤲 you 😀🤟 to notice 👎 When 🍑 I'm 💆‍♀️ not 🚯 around ➕🏜️➡️👤 So fuckin' 👌🏻💯 special 👉😎👈 I 👌 wish 🙏🙏🙏 I 😊 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm 😇 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 📍 a weirdo 🤪 What 🤔😡 the hell 🐕😭📛 am 👄 I 👏👏😠 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁 I 💭🏿 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🙈🌟🌟✨✨ She's 👩🏾 running 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️😍 out 😾 the door 🚪 (run) 🏃‍♂️ She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 running 🏃‍♀ out 😜🚪 She 👩🏾👩🏿 run, 🏃 run, 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ run, 🏃🏃 run 🏃 Run 🏃🏃 Whatever 😴 makes 🖕 you 😀 happy 😁 Whatever 💯 you 👈 want 😋 You're 😭 so fuckin' 😩 special 👁️👄👁️ I 👀 wish 🌠 I 👀🌈 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm ☝️ a creep 👀🤫 I'm 👏🏻 a weirdo 🤪 What 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ the hell 🔥🥵 am 🙌 I 👅 doin' 🤓 here? 🥵 I 😊 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 💦💪 I 😞😳 don't 🙅‍♀️ belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🔪🔥

[Common People]

She 👩 came 👅🍆💦 from 😤 Greece 🇬🇱 she 👩 had ✊ a thirst 💦 for 💦 knowledge 📚 She 🥰 studied sculpture at Saint 😈 Martin's College That's 🦎 where 👀 I 🙀 Caught 🏃🏾‍♂️💨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ her 👩 eye 😻 She 👩 told 👉 me ✌️ that 😐 her 👩 dad 😪🏼 was loaded I 😀 said, 😁 in 🍑 that 💀 case 😎💯 I'll 🎅👏 have 🎲 rum and Coca-Cola She 🙉 said 💬 fine 🙊 And then 🙈👱 in ☮️ thirty 🕧 seconds 😫 time 😁✨💞 she 👩 said 💬🙈 I 😊😀😀😀😀😀 wanna 🤕 live 🐙 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👩👫 I 😀 wanna 👯‍♂️ do ⏳ whatever 😐 common 🐩 people 👫 do 🦤 Wanna 🤕 sleep 😴 with common 😍 people 👨 I 😊 wanna 🙇🙇 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 Like 💖 you 👈 Oh 🦋 what 🍑 else 🏿😩 could 🤔🤔 I 🏻 do 👏🚫👀 I 😊 said 🗣️🗣️ I'll, 📷 I'll 🙅🏿🎡 see 👀 what ❓ I 😊 can 🦎 do ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I 😩 took ✋ her 👄 to a supermarket I 😀 don't ✋ know 🤓 why 🤔 But 🍑 I 😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😊 had 💔 to start 💢 it somewhere 👉 So it started 🆕 there 😂 I ℹ️ℹ️ said 💬 pretend 🙃 you've 😦 got 🉐 no 😣😣😣 money 👛 She 💁‍♀️ just 😡 laughed 😂 and said 💬 Oh 😯 you're 🥵 so funny 😃 I 😏 said; 🗣️ yeah ☔ I 😊 can't 💦💦 see 👀 anyone 🙋 else 🖤 smiling ✨💫🧚‍♀️ in 🧚🏻 here 🍒 Are you 🤡 sure? 👍 You 👈 wanna 👯‍♂️ live 🐙 like 💁‍♀️ common 🐩 people 👪 You 🕛👊 wanna 😷 see 👥 whatever 😒 common 😍😍 people 👫 see 👀 Wanna 🌺 sleep 🛏 with common 😍😍 people 👩👫 You 👦👉 wanna 🥀 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 💁 Like 👋 me 👦 But 😜 she 👩 didn't 🙅🏻‍♂️ understand 😆😅😊 She 🙋‍♀️ just 👌 smiled and held 👨‍💼 my 😖🙂 hand 🤲 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙🆙🆙 a shop Cut 😣 your 👈 hair 💇 and get 🔥 a job 💼 Smoke 💨 some 🐺💯 fags and play 🎲 some 💥💥 pool 🎱 Pretend 🙃 you ‼️‼️ never 🚫 went 💨 to school 😑 But 🍑 still ⏰👠 you'll 🤓 never 🙅 get 🉐 it right 🔰🔰 'Cause 🔫 when 🕛🕐 you're ❌ laid 🍆 in 🅰️ bed 🛌 at night 🌑🌑 Watching 👀 roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 😊 called 👱🏽📞 your 👈 dad 🌱 he 👨 could 👈 stop ✋ it all, 💯 yeah 🚜

You'll 👸 never 🚫 live 💣👦 like 💖👍 common 🐩 people 👥 You'll 🏃👧 never 🚫 do 👂 whatever 💯 common 😍😍 people 👨👲 do 👌 You'll 👏 never ❌ fail 🤧🤧 like 😄 common 😍 people 😣👥 You'll 👏 never ❌❕❕❕❕ watch 👀 your 🍂 life 💓 slide 🎉🎢 out ↘️ of view ⛲ And you 👈 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because ➡️ there's 😹 nothing 😜🤙✋ else 😔 to do 😆 Sing 🎤🎙️ along 🎶 with the common 🐩 people 👫👬👭 Sing 🎶😙 along 💁🔚 and it might 🤷🏻‍♀️ just 🕛👀 get 🉐 you 👈 through 🧑‍⚖️ Laugh 😄 along 💁🔚 with the common 😍 people 👩‍🌾 Laugh 😂 along 🔚🔚 even 🌃 though 💫🧚🏻💗 they're 👥 really 👅😻 laughing 😅 at you 😀😀😀 And the stupid 🤤 things 👆👀 that 😐🤔 you 🤗🤖 do 🚶‍♂️ Because 🎉 you 👉👦 think 🤔 that 😐 poor 💸 is cool 😎 Like 🎅 a dog 🐩 lying 🤥 in 👏🏡 a corner 🌽 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 will 👏💰 bite 👄 you 😀 and never ❌🔚 warn you 👈 Look 👀 out, 👉 they'll 👯‍♂️ tear 😂 your 😩 insides 💠 out 👉 'Cause 😛🤓 everybody 👴👵👨 hates 😡 a tourist Especially one 1️⃣ who 📷 thinks 🪐 it's all ➡️🕥2️⃣ such 😛🍎 a laugh 😐 Yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 and the chip 🍟 stains and grease Will 🐼 come 🌽 out 😵😵 in ☝🏻 the bath 🛀 You 😀 will 💰🏼 never ✖️ understand ✖️ How 🤔 it feels 😤 to live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 your 🙌 life 🍆💦💦💦🍂🍂🍂 With no ⛔ meaning 😏 or control ��� And with nowhere ❓ left 👈 to go 🦗 You 😀🤟 are amazed 😳 that 🤔 they 👥👨 exist And they 🏽 burn 🔥 so bright 😎 Whilst 🎩 you 👈 can 😜 only 🤏 wonder 💭 why 🤔 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙 a shop Cut ❓😱 your 👩‍💼 hair 🙆 and get 🉐 a job 👅🍑🤪 Smoke 🚫 some 😋 fags and play 🎽 some 🌽 pool 🏊 Pretend 🙃 you 👈 never ❌ went 👣 to school 🍯🍵☕🍯🍼☕ But 🍑 still 👠📞 you'll 👈 never ❌ get 🔟 it right 📐 'Cause 💋 when 🍑 you're 👌 laid 😂 in 🍑🙍 bed 😴🛌 at night 🌙 Watching 👁️ roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 👉🤖 called 📲 your 👉 dad 👨 he 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ could 😟 stop ✋ it all 👾 Yeah 😩 Never 🚫 live 😜 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👶 Never 😅 do 😣 what 💘💦👑 common 🐩 people 👫👨 do 🍆👺 Never 🚫 fail 🚫 like 👍 common 😍😍 people 👨 You'll 😭 never 🚫 watch 👀 your 🌽 life 👊🧬 slide 😏 out 🔍 of view ⛲ And then 🙄 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because 🙆🏽 there's 😹 nothing 💃🏼 else 🙅‍♀️ to do 🤨 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 👥 like 💖 you 👈 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👩👨 like 💖 you 🦎 Wanna 🙏 live 💣 with common 🐩 people 👩‍🌾 like 😻👫 you 👏 Wanna 🤘🏻 live 👦 with common 😍😍 people 👫 like 😛 you 🦎 Wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 🤥🤫 like 📷 you 👆 Wanna 🙇🙇 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 with common 🐩 people 👨 like 👧👍 you 👈 I 💁 wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👪 like 💗 you 👉 Oh, 😯 la, 🧚 la, 💰 la, 🎶 la 🎶 Oh, 😳 la, 💰💰 la, 💰 la, 💰💰 la 💅 Oh, 😰 la, 🎶 la, 💰 la, 💰 la 🎶 Oh, 🍤 la, 💰💰 la, 🎶 la, 🧚 la 😼 Oh 🦋 you 👉

[Even Flow]

Freezin' 🥶🥶 Rests his 💦 head 💆🗣️ on 🔛 a pillow made 👑 of concrete again 🥳 Oh, 🐦🎉 feelin' Maybe 🤔 he'll 🔙🔙 see 🙈👀 a little 🤏 betters, any 💦 days 🗓️ Oh, 😰 hand 🤟 out 💋 Faces 😃😍 that 🏻 he 👨🏻 sees 👀😲 time ⏳ again ❌😬 ain't ❌ that 😈 familiar Oh, 🚙 dark 🌚 grin 😄 He 📷 can't 👽 help, 😢😬 when 🕗 he's 👨 happy, 😁 he 📷 looks 👀 insane 🍑🤪 Even 🌓 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 🦋 he 👨 don't 🚫👎 know, 💭 so he 😳 chases them ➡️😇 away 😂 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 someday yet ❗❗ he'll 🤴 begin 📦 his 🤜🍖 life 🦧🦧🦂🐴 again 🥳 Life 📅 again, 🥳 life 💓 again ❌ Kneelin' Lookin' 👀👀 through 💸 the paper 🤓 though 💥💭 he 💁‍♂️ doesn't 😚 know 🤔 to read 📖 Oh, 😉😯 prayin' Now 😏 to something 👤❔ that 😷😯 has 👍 never 😅 showed him 💦👱 anything 😫 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 feelin' Understands the weather 🌡 of the winter's on ⬇️ its way 💅 Oh, 🙀🆗 ceilings Few 😋🔢 and far 🌌 between 👄 all 💯 the legal 💰😋 halls of shame 😳 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🎀 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😳 he 👥 don't 🚫 know, 😍 so he 👥👉 chases them 🚼 away 😂 Oh, 🙀 someday yet ✨ he'll 🤴 begin 🔘 his 🙈 life 😀 again 😬 Whispering hands ✋👌🤛 gently 👅 lead 👑 him 👴 away 😂 Him 👴 away, 😇 him 👴 away 👋 Yeah, 🌍 ooh, 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ ah 🥶 yeah, 🙌 fuck ⬆️🖕👦🖕 it up 🔝 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 👍 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😧😅 he 📷 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 know, 🚫😱 so he 👨 chases them 😱 away 🔜💨 Ah, 😱 someday yet 👇👀 he'll 👦 begin 🐢 his 🦋🌟❄️ life 🤤💓 again 🤞🤞😎‼️✔️ Whispering hands 👐 gently 👅 lead 👉👌💦 him 👨 away 👋 Him 👴 away, 🥰 him 👴 away 😂😂 Yeah, ✅ ooh 🦗

[Closer]

You 💁 let 👫 me 😏 violate 💯 you 👈🏽 You 😀😊 let 👫 me 🤷🏻‍♂️ desecrate ❌ you 👈 You 💕 let 🙆 me 😰💯 penetrate you 💗 You 😻😻🥵🥵 let 💂 me 👀 complicate you 👈 I 👥 broke 💔 apart 💖💕💓 my 👪👨 insides 💠 (Help 💁 me) 🙋‍♀️ I've 💯 got 🙈 no ✋ soul 😱 to sell 💸 (Help 👏🔈👏🔈 me) 🥺 the only 🤣 thing 🕑 that 👉💀🔕🐑 works 👍🏻 for 👻 me 👊🤰👏 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 get 5️⃣ away 😂 from 👊 myself 👈 I 💰 wanna 😡 fuck 🍑💦 you 🏼👨 like 💖 an animal 🐯 I 😣🤐 wanna 🌺 feel 😁 you 😊 from 👉 the inside 💠 I 😀 wanna 💀 fuck 👉😉 you 🤟 like 🦊 an animal 🐁 My 😀 whole 💦 existence 😂👌 is flawed You 👈 get 5️⃣ me 😤 closer 🤡➡️ to God 💃 You 👉 can 🔫 have 🈶 my 🏿 isolation You 👉 can 😜 have 🅰️ the hate 😡 that ☑️ it brings 🚶 You 👀👈 can 🔫💦 have 🈶 my 😊 absence of faith 🚫⛪ You 👉👨 can 🙋🔝🏃‍♀️ have 🈶 my 😀 everything 💯 you 🏻👈 tear 🤣 down 🤗 my 💅 reason 🤔 (Help 🦎 me) 🕴🏻 it's your 👉 sex 🍆 I 😊 can 🔫💦 smell 👃 (Help 🦎 me) 😤 you 😊🤟 make 🧃 me 🦶 perfect 😜😚🥰 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 become 😌 somebody 👤 else 😁 I 🤚🏽 wanna 🎀 fuck 🖕 you 😱🤯😳 like 🌟 an animal 🐔 I 😊 wanna 💀 feel 😁 you 👊 from 🧚‍♀️ the inside 🧑 I 😊😊😊 wanna 😱 fuck 😏 you 😀 like 💓 an animal 🐖 My 🍗 whole 💦 existence 👌 is flawed You 😊😀 get 🉐 me 👩🏻 closer 🤡➡️ to God 🙏🤔 Through 👉⏬ every 😹 forest 🌲 Above 🆙🆙🆙 the trees 🌲 Within 😱 my 😵 stomach 😂🤣 Scraped off 😍 my 🎎 knees 🧎‍♂️🤏 I 👥 drink 🧉🍻🧉🍸 the honey 🐝 Inside 💠 your 🍌👉 hive You 🤟 are the reason 🧐 I 😊 stay 🚉🧍‍♂️ alive 🥴

[Supersonic]

I 🙀 need 👍 to be 😡🐝 myself 😈👑 I 🙋 can't ❌ be 🐝 no ❌ one ☝️ else 😁 I'm 🤩 feeling 😌 supersonic Give 🎁 me 🏻 gin and tonic You 😊🤟 can 🎥 have 😑 it all, 💯 but 🤔 How 💁❓ much 🔥 do 🏆 you ✨🧚🏻💖 want 😍 it? You 🤟 make ✊ me 🚨🏾 laugh 😆😂 Give 👐 me 🤩 your 👉 autograph Can ❌🔫 I 😩 ride 🚲 with you 👈 In 🍝🥫 your 😎 BMW? You 👈🏼 can 💦🔫 sail ⛵ with me 👩🏻 In 👉 my 😅 yellow 🚸 submarine You 👈 need 😬 to find 🔍👤 out 😜 'Cause 😛🤓 no 👎 one's 🩱 gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ tell 🗣️🙊 you 💞👑✨ what 🤷🚟 I'm 👌 on 🔛 about ✨ You 😶 need 👍 to find 👀🔍 a way 😤✋ For 🎅🎁 what 😦 you 👦 wanna 🤕 say 😝 But 🍑🙋 before 😂 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 💋 my 🧚 friend 😀 said 💬 he'd take 🤲🏻 you 😊 home 🏚 He 💁‍♂️ sits in 📥 a corner 🌽 all 🙄🙅‍♀️ alone 👥 He 📷 lives 👤👈💓 under 😀 a waterfall Nobody 🙅 can 😳 see 👀 him 👴 Nobody �� can 🧠 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 😧 call 🥣 Nobody 😯 can 🥫 ever 😤 hear 👂 him 👌😂💕 call 🤙 You 🙌 need 👉 to be 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ yourself 💁👈 You 😊 can't 🚫 be 😳 no 🏾 one 🦴 else 🏿😩 I ☝️ know 🙅‍♂️🤕🤷 a girl 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 called 🔳 Elsa She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 into 👉 Alka-Seltzer She 👧 sniffs it through 🧑‍⚖️ a cane 🍭 On 🔛 a supersonic train 🚂💨🦵💧🦵 And she 👩 makes 🖕 me 👧 laugh 😂 I 😢👨 got 📷 her 👩 autograph She 🥰 done ‼️ it with the doctor 👨‍⚕ On 🔛 a helicopter 🚁 She's 👩🏾 sniffing in 😛 a tissue Selling The Big 🤤😩 Issue 😭 And she 👩 finds 🔍 out 😜🚪 No 🙅🚫 one's 💚 gonna 💪💪 tell 📟 her 🙄🙄🧐 what 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm 🙉😂 on 🧐😛😔😔😔 about 🧚‍♀️ You 😊 need ✊😇 to find 👀 a way 🤚 For 🍆🔜 what 😦 you 👈 wanna 😱 say 😫 But 🍑 before 😴 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 🔫 my 👸 friend 👩👨 said 💬 he'd take 😀👀 you 👈 home 👪👪👪 He 📷 sits in 🕺 a corner ◼️ all 💯 alone 😢 He 👥 lives 💓 under 😡 a waterfall Nobody 😯 can 💸🔫 see 😌 him 👴 Nobody 🙅 can 💦💦 ever 🤔 hear 👂 him 👨 call 😠 Nobody 🙅🤐 can 🦎 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 🤭 call 📞

[Heart-Shaped Box]

She 🤠💕 eyes 👀 me 🥰 like 💖 a Pisces 🐟 when ⏰ I 👄💦💦💦🦾 am 👩‍👧👨‍👧‍👧 weak 👶 I've 😊 been 🏼 locked 🔐🔏 inside 👸👆 your ⚠️ heart-shaped box 📦 for 🤡 weeks I've 🙋 been 👦 drawn into 🚪 your 💦 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😊 wish 😜🙏 I 🚫 could 🔮 eat 🍔👅 your 📉 cancer ♋ when 😀 you 😊🤟 turn 🔄 black ⚫ Hey 😡 Wait ✋✋ I 💋🐛 got 👍 a new 🚡 complaint Forever 😻 in ⬇️ debt to your 🌊 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🎆🎊 Wait ⌚ I 👇 got 🉐 a new 👌 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 🎻📯🎺 debt to your 👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 😳😽 I 🤫 got 📷 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 😪😭 in 💆 debt to your 🏻 priceless advice 👏 Your ✨ advice 👏 Meat-eating orchids forgive no 🙅 one 1️⃣ just 😂 yet 😇 Cut ❓😱 myself 😉 on 🔛🏿 angel 😇 hair 💇 and baby's breath 🐙👄 Broken 💔 hymen of Your 👈 Highness, I'm 🤧 left 👈🌰 black ⚫ Throw 🥴 down ⤵️ your 👉😩 umbilical noose so I 😈 can 😜 climb 🧗‍♂️ right 📷 back 👉 Hey 👋🏻 Wait 🚏 I 😌 got 😂 a new 🆕 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 💘😜 debt to your 🍌👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 🚏 I 😊 got 💕 a new 🥝🥝 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🚮 debt to your 🖕🏼 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait 🙇😯 I 😊 got 🔌 a new 😱 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🔚 debt to your 😇 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 She 🤷🐰 eyes 🤩 me 🤓 like 🌸 a Pisces ♓ when 💕 I 🤢 am ⌚ weak 👶 I've 🤩 been ✳️🚗😘 locked 🔐🔏 inside 💠 your 👉 heart-shaped box 🎁 for ⌛ weeks I've 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 been 💴🥜 drawn into 👉 your 👉 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😀 wish 🚘 I 👥❌ could 🤔 eat 🍔 your 👉 cancer 🦀 when 📷 you 😚 turn 🦷 black 🖤 Hey 😠 Wait 🙇😯 I 🙀 got 🏻😩 a new ❤️ complaint Forever 😪😭 in 🙈 debt to your 👉🏽 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🙋 Wait ✋✋ I 🙋 got 🉐 a new 💇‍♀️ complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 👉 debt to your 😡👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait ⌚ I 😛 got 💦 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 😜👌 debt to your 🥺 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 Your 🕺 advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏

[Parklife]

Confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ is a preference for 🤦 the habitual voyeur Of what 👏 is known 💫 as (Parklife) And morning 🌅 soup 🎾🍜 can 🥫 be 😖 avoided If you 😊 take 👀 a route 🙃🙂 straight 📏 through 🪀 what 😦 is known 💫 as (Parklife) John's got 😩 brewer's droop He 📷 gets 🉐 intimidated by 😓 the dirty pigeons They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 love 😍 a bit 😁 of him 👴 (Parklife) Who's 😈 that ❗🎢 gut 🤤 lord 👑 marching 🌲 You 👉 should 💘👶 cut 😣 down ⏬ on 😼 your 👌 pork 🐖 life 💓 mate Get 🉐 some 👨💭 exercise 🙆‍♂ All 😉 the people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 So many ❔ people 😣👥 And they 💁 all 🥺 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 👉⏬ their 👥 parklife Know 💭 what 🧡💛 I 😊 mean? 👀👅 I 🤢 get 🔟 up 👍 when 🔜 I ✨ want 🥞 Except 😮 on 😳 Wednesdays When 💁🏻 I 🐑🙏 get 5️⃣ rudely awakened by 😃 the dustmen (Parklife) I 😀 put 😏 my 😖 trousers 👖 on, 🔛🔛 have 🔵😤 a cup ☕ of tea ☕ And I 👀 think 🤔💭 about 🤔 leaving the house 🛖🏚️ (Parklife) I 🐑😎 feed 🍴 the pigeons, I 🎧 sometimes 🕐 feed 🍆 the sparrows too 🧍‍♀️ It gives 😚 me 🔒 a sense 💰 of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then 🥵 I'm 😈 happy 😊 for 🍆🔜 the rest 😪 of the day 🌸💞 Safe 🌺 in 👮 the knowledge 📖 there 😱😳 will 🍭🔵🎷 always 🧢 be ➡️ A bit ▪️ of my 👈 heart 🖤 devoted to it All 🟣 the people 👨 So many 👬 people 👩👫 And they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all 😢🙍 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 🧑‍⚖️ their ⭕ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got 👏 nothing 🚫 to do 👌 with Vorsprung durch Technik, you 👊 know? 💭👅💭 (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not ✖️ about 💦 you 👈 joggers Who 💁 go ❤️ round ⭕ and round 🔁 and round 🔁 (Parklife) (Parklife)

I hate myself

(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)

#most attractive 90s musician #follower milestone #??? #emojipasta #copypasta

[ardentpoop]

average normie review of any piece of spn merch or literature:

if you love GUNS 🔫 and DEAN WINCHESTER 😜👅💦🍆 this one is a MUST for your collection 🤌 as someone with SAVING PEOPLE 😇 and HUNTING THINGS 🔪 in their blood I’m 100% qualified to call it 100% AWESOME 💥 as my GOOD FRIEND dean would say, it’s even better than PIE 😋 ‼️

#this post was brought to you by me eye-rolling really hard at the obvious dean favoritism in spn book reviewers’ posts lmfao #he’s the normie choice how do you guys feel abt that

[mintmatcha]

THE IDES 👀️📆 OF MARCH 💃 are here and im 💁‍♀️ LOOKING 👁️ for some SENATORIAL SLUTS 🏛️ to 💦 CUM 😩 on DOWN to the curia di pompeo 💯 to seriously TOSS 🔪🥴 cesar's 🥗 SALAD 👅 send this to 6️⃣0️⃣ SAUCY 😩💦 CUMspirators 💅 that you 🍆 WOOD 🪓 give some imperial 🍑 BACKSHOTS 🗡️ to

thank you for this.... it's truly beautiful...

[ednacrabapple]

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟