#👋👋👋 bye bitches

[fomtbasil]

why does roxy's expression here read as "i want this twink OBLITERATED"

she is fucking PISSED

#roxy actually killed bonnie new theory just dropped #she said 'there is only room for one purple and red gay in this pizzaplex. bye bitch 👋' #bonnie and roxy beefing real ⁉️ #i'm totally joking btw #fnaf #ruin spoilers #glamrock bonnie #roxanne wolf #speak boy!

[ging-ler]

Love when my work is like "Heyyyy wouldn't you LOVE working overtime tonight??? Pretty please uwu" and I'll be like "haha. No. ✌️❤️" And walk out the door

#bitches arent a small company they can handle it #and i like having a life so like. bye 👋

[genderenvyninja]

The news of Germany being eliminated from the world cup was already good, but do you know what makes it better? Germany needed to score 7 goals to qualify for the Round of 16

#karma is a funny bitch #bye bye Germany 🥺👋 #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #world cup

[ursie]

Kate McKinnon left snl? Finally 🙏 hope she takes everyone with her

#she’s a transphobic bitch like. bye 👋 #this cast rn like sucks so bad it’s not even funny they haven’t been funny in years 😭 #their best segment is weekend update and it’s helmed by the worst comedians there like. make it make sense 😭 #i babble

[i-am-tiny-sun]

The way my default setting in life is choke 🤦🏻‍♀️

#nah cause i was asleep and thought a spider was crawling on me #a bitch was tired and was not feeling it today #turned on the light and i was choking my baji plush bye 👋😭 #🗣️: tiny’s complaints #ofc my default setting is choke but i probably need to fix that shit #baji my beloved #i’m sorry i tried to kill you again 😂 #issa joke pls i dont think my plush is alive

[sad--tree]

good god i click on one (1) diy pompom post on pinterest and now my feed is just. wall2wall pompoms. every third post has to do with pompoms!!!!! p o m p o m s

#hi everyone 👋 #ive been lost in the sauce (categorizing&sorting&organizing&labelling) on pinterest lately #if pinterest would let me nest boards more than 1 layer deep...... no 1 would ever see me again #a bitch loves xer filing systems (its me. im the bitch ✌️) #ok bye again everyone

[corvidshipping]

did someone just draw him in a corset

#paperheart.txt #fuckin…. blimey i guess #this bitch turned me british!!!! fuck!!!!!!! #i’m deceased. the corset got me. bye guys 👋👋

[thankyouforreadingmyusername]

just blocked one of the worst people ive ever had the displeasure of coming into contact with in my life. finally.

#ive been wanting to do this for like 2 years now but never did because of association #like someone i knew knew him so I was like 🙄 #''im not about to start unnecessary drama'' ya know #but now we're graduated #bye bitch 👋

[snowyquokka]

Hi gorgeous 💞

I honestly love you work, thank you so much ❤️

If it's not too much to ask but my birthday is on 14th March so can you write a hyunjin x f reader smut +fluff with him giving reader his birthday gift for her (surprise me with your writing)?

I would really appreciate it 🥺

Bye 👋

SYMPHONIES

cw: mature content MDNI, fem reader, oral *f receiving, swearing, friends to lovers, no aftercare shown but is implied

wc: 1.3k

a.n - happy birthday beautiful!! i hope this was a good enough present <3

✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧

12:00 AM

Tons of DMs, calls and texts erupt on your phone simultaneously, wishing you a happy birthday. Everyone but the one you wanted most.

Is it wrong to be in love with your best friend since the sixth grade? To a normal person, maybe, but to you it’s the reality you’re forced to live.

4:00 AM

Did he forget? You can’t blame him; he is an idol after all and he’s probably exhausted. At this point the group chat you are in with all the guys is blowing up to the point where you had to silence it once you realized that Hyunjin wasn’t responding or jumping in the conversation.

CHILDREN OF CHAN

|lixie - happy birthday cutie

|hanji - HAPPY BIRTHDAY

|hanji - get ready to party bitch. it’s on

|seungmo - im not getting stuck with han’s shitfaced ass this time

|minhoe - it’s only like one in the morning and you’re already plotting?

|innie - felix get back on league

|channie - im trying to sleep

|seungmo - put your phone on silent then old man

|seungmo - nvm you probably dont know how at ur jurassic age

You let out a small laugh and bite your lip, contemplating if you should thank them or not. Ultimately deciding against it and telling yourself that you’ll do it when you wake up, you turn off your phone and roll over onto your side, soundlessly falling asleep.

10:00 AM

There’s a knock at the door, startling you out of yet another poor attempt at sleeping. You hop out of bed sluggishly and make your way to the living room. To your surprise, Hyunjin is leaning against the doorway, having let himself in with the emergency key you gave him when you first moved in.

“Just in case,” He insisted, “What if something happens and you need me? Or vice versa.” The fact that you believed that would be the only scenario he used it for seemed a bit foolish as he visited more and more.

You spot a somewhat large box, royal blue with a red ribbon on top, in Hyunjin’s hands. He smiles and pushes off the doorway. “I’m sorry to intrude like that, you weren’t answering your phone.” He says when he reaches you.

You shrug, “It’s okay. I was only sleeping.” Hyunjin nods and places the box in your hands with a sly grin, “Open,” He gestures towards the box. You move to the couch and take the lid off the box. The first thing on top is your very own Jiniret. “So you stop kidnapping my child,” Hyunjin laughs and slides onto the couch next to you. The next thing you pull out is an all black hoodie and when you turn it around you see Hyunjin’s name on the back. The small gesture shouldn’t cause butterflies to emerge in your stomach, but it does to your dismay.

You take out the rest of the stuff (a few small fake plants, Versace perfume that you scold him for buying for you, and a couple of his PCs sprinkled in between everything). You finally reach the bottom and furrow your eyebrows when you pull out a blindfold. You look at Hyunjin whose expression has morphed into something mischievous. He moves the box out of your lap and takes the blindfold out of your hands before tying it around your head, obstructing your vision.

“C’mon, stand up.” You do and Hyunjin slides his hand in yours, guiding you somewhere.

After a few moments you assume you’ve reached your bedroom, the smell of your favorite candle filling the air. The door clicks behind you and now you’re hyper aware of Hyunjin’s presence.

“Why are we in my room, Jin?” Instead of answering you, he runs his fingers delicately down your bare forearms, leaving a trail of goosebumps in his wake.

“I think we can both agree that we have more than just a normal friendship, don’t you think?” Hyunjin’s voice has noticeably dropped, causing shivers to wrack your body. Your heartbeat quickens so much that you wouldn’t be surprised if he could hear it. “I asked you a question, baby.”

Are you dreaming? You must be dreaming. There is absolutely no way you aren’t. He would never say anything like this. Right? Right. You’re pulled out of your thoughts when Hyunjin places his hands on your hips and presses you flush against his body.

Maybe you aren’t dreaming, judging by the very real, sizable erection digging into your stomach. “Hyunjin I-” You aren’t too sure what to say except to agree with him. He walks you back to the bed and gently lets you down, climbing over you soon after.

“Are you sure?” You know for sure that he would never lie about something like this, especially with you. You’re asking yourself more than you are him.

He toys with the hem of your shirt, “May I?” You nod and raise your arms as he lifts it over your head before immediately attaching his lips to your neck. Hyunjin nips at your shoulder and collar bone before making his way down to your breasts. “Do you want this?”

“Yes, please.” You whine. He unclasps your bra and throws it somewhere. His mouth attacks your right breast, his other hand massaging the other. Your back arches in pleasure and you can’t help but let out a groan. How can’t you when Hwang fucking Hyunjin has his pretty pink lips wrapped around your nipple.

“Fuck, baby. You make the sexiest sounds.” Hyunjin drops to his knees, pulling your shorts and panties down with him. His mouth waters at the sight of his index finger being swallowed whole by your tight heat.

“Holy shit,” You say breathlessly. You raise your hands to take the blindfold but he stops you.

“Not yet, baby. Want to make you come first,” With that he adds another finger and watches, mesmerized, as your cunt takes his digits. The lewd sounds filling the room are enough to make him bust right then and there. He manages to pull himself together though. That is, until he gets a taste of you.

Hyunjin’s tongue slides in between your folds in one flat stripe and he groans. The groan is so deep that you feel it vibrate through your entire being. He traces figure eights across your clit and you swear you're in heaven. His tongue is euphoric and the feeling of his delighted groans are better than ecstasy.

“Hyune, please. I’m almost there.” Your fingers tug at his roots so hard you might have to apologize later. Hyunjin doesn’t seem to mind very much.

“You’re so good for me, baby. Come on, finish for me. Let me hear those pretty little symphonies of moans.” You clench around his fingers as he increases the pressure on your clit, giving you a knee buckling orgasm. You crash so hard that Hyunjin has to hold up your waist to prevent you from falling.

He chuckles and licks the insides of your thighs clean before rising to his feet and pulling you into a wet kiss, your own juices invading your tastebuds. Hyunjin finally lets you take off the blindfold after helping you sit up. The man in front of you looks so proud of himself with a lopsided grin, your release glistening on his lips.

“Happy birthday, baby.” He pulls you into another kiss and cups your jaw.

“This gonna happen every year?” You smile. Hyunjin shakes his head.

“This is gonna happen whenever you’ll let me.”

#snowyquokka #stray kids #skz #skz imagines #skz scenarios #skz x reader #skz reader insert #skz reactions #hwang hyunjin smut #hyunjin skz #stray kids imagines #hyunjin stray kids #hyunjin smut #hwang hyunjin

[missbunnybunny]

cruising, Widow being Widow, and some things I thought were funny. Hope ya like em.

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Ghost: Has anyone seen Widow?

König: she was in the kitchen

Soap a lil panic: anyone with her?

König: no-

*Ghost: & soap: run to the kitchen*

König: 🧍??

Widow:

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Ghost: you can't have all of that😐

Widow: but I want ice cream 🥺

Ghost: No, and that's final. Put it back.

Widow: fine 😢 * Ghost: is mean. you whisper, pouting like a child*

* Ghost secretly buys her the ice cream anyways*

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Soap: what's your favorite curse in Spanish?

Widow: easy! coñaso ( Fuck) and mama guevo ( dick sucker)

Ghost *shaking his head* : bloody hell

Widow: 😄😊

Widow: graves es una puta. ( graves is a bitch)

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Alejandro: Ghost, can I have her? She would he a great part of los vaqueros.

Ghost:😐 no

Widow: but.. but he offered me snacks, food. Ghost they have 🌮s. 🥺

Ghost: I got your favorite snacks in my bag.

Widow: ight bet. Bye Alejandro👋 * runs to the car to find snacks* que te vaya bien ( hope everything goes well) you yelled.

Ghost: food Is a better form of negotiation with her than anything. It always works.

Alejandro: noted.

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#könig cod #könig x reader #ghost x reader #soap call of duty #cod modern warfare #alejandro vargas #ghost call of duty #gen z shit #ghost mw2 #oc x canon #Widow🕷

[vordemtodgefeit]

BYE BITCH 👋 👋

#uk politics #AND NEVER COME BACK #i know there was a theory that she was trying to get sacked so she wouldn’t go down with the sun(a)k ship #but regardless of the truth of that - it DOES mean that she’s FUCKING OUT #and so the crabs emerge once more #ukpol #british politics #suella braverman

[yawntutsyip]

shenanigans with the avatar kids:

warnings: cussing(?)

characters include: mostly Ao’nung and Lo’ak (mentions of Neteyam, Tsireya and Kiri)

this is my first time posting on here, ahaha 🧍‍♀️I hope you guys enjoy it. I just randomly came up with this in my head so it’s kinda random ig.

context: y’all are in high school, probably junior year.

Part two • masterlist

Getting in trouble with Ao’nung and Lo’ak:

Hey! Guys can you help me with the homework from Tuesday?” Lo’ak asked trying to get yours and Ao’nung who was sitting in front of you attention.

You both ignore him. You were busy texting Tsireya, Tsireya was ranting you about this girl in her class that she had to get partnered up with but she hates.

Ao’nung on the other hand was actually doing the work the teacher assigned because them basketball players gotta have good grades to play. (💪😨) plus his mom is scary asf.

“I know you two dumbasses can hear me, please helppppp. I’ll pay for lunch!” Lo’ak whines, again tries to get both y’all’s attention.

it’s the money he stole from Neteyam’s wallet this morning.

At this point you actually weren’t ignoring him but you were so invested in this gossip convo with Tsireya you had blocked out any surrounding sounds. (ppl with loud families would understand this lmao)

Lo’ak being fed up and tired he literally grabs his water bottle from his desk and chucks it at your head not giving a care if he hurt you or not.

With the gods on your side you lean over in time having to grab something out of your backpack and so the bottle ends up hitting Ao’nung in the back of his head.

Eyes widen you look at Lo’ak with a ‘WTF DID YOU JUST DO?!’ he’s like ‘BITCH WHAT DID I DO!?’

when you both look back at Ao’nung who looked mad asf. You immediately put your hands in surrender and point to Lo’ak

You ain’t about to feel that boy’s rath he’s evil, he got him mothers temper.

“Thanks a lot snitch- anyways this wouldn’t have happened it you guys would’ve payed attention when I was calling you. I need your guys help on Tuesday homework!”

“Lo’ak it’s literally Monday- that’s from last week…..”

“Oh…we’ll at least I’m still turning it in 😒”

“That’s your problem” Ao’nung says and grabs the water bottle and throws it back at Lo’ak which hit him in the face- like straight up smack in the forehead.

You cover your mouth as you were wheezing trying to hold back your laugh.

Lo’ak gets up and walks to Ao’nung grabbing his backpack, opening it going through every pocket and folder looking for the homework

“I know you have it in here”

Ao’nung is like “bro wtf give me my backpack do your own work”

Then now you have them playing tug-of-war with Ao’nung’s backpack.

They ended up pulling too hard and the bag rips open with everything flying out, papers, pencils, he’s probably got like 6 water bottles in his backpack. Idfk why, ask him not me-

The teacher gets mad- yells at them to clean everything up and go to the principals room.

At this point everyone’s eyes were on you three. How awkward 🧍‍♀️

You being the good friend you help clean up everything that fell putting it back in Ao’nungs backpack.

You smirk and wave bye 👋 😘 but then they both glare and then look at each other.

uh oh.

“Teacher, (Y/N) was on her phone this time. She wasn’t even doing the assignment.- Yeah she actually was the one who threw the water bottle” they both tattled on you.

You stand there mouth wide open, astonished. flabbergasted. shocked.

them bitches got you in trouble. The audacity.

Teacher is like “this so the 5th time that this has happened. go with them.”

So here you guys are now. In the principals office while the principal is not even surprised at this point, just deeply disappointed and tired.

Last week Lo’ak actually pulled the fire alarm so he could get out of a test. (Jake beat that boy’s ass ong)

Then there was the time (like just the other day tbh.) You were already having a bad day and that one bitch knew how to press your buttons and she finally set you off once she said something about Tsireya and Kiri.

You ain’t gonna let anyone talk bad about your girls. Ao’nung and Lo’ak + Neteyam all had to pull you off the girl.

Kiri and Tsireya were low key hyping you up to beat her ass

Neteyam is like “DON’T ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR?!?”

You did a pretty decent job on her, let’s just say she stopped bothering you, Tsireya and Kiri after that.

As for Ao’nung- well surprisingly he just gets in trouble because of you and Lo’ak making him mad or smth. Quote from him : I don’t start anything

For some reason if one of you get in trouble- it’s all your faults. “Well even if it wasn’t you who did it you should’ve been there to stop him” type stuff.

Principal is like “hey y’all who did it this time”

You and Ao’nung just sit and point at Lo’ak “it was him.”

This happened countless of times so Lo’ak already knows the drill

Lo’ak is pointing at himself as well

“Yeah yeah yeah It was me.”

#atwow #aonung x reader #atwow x reader #avatar the way of water #ao’nung x reader #atwow imagine #avatar x reader #lo’ak imagine #lo’ak x reader #☆ — ao’nung ˖˚⊹ #☆ — lo’ak ˖˚⊹ #☆ — modern au ˖˚⊹

[cosmicdream222]

I charged a guy for a-hole tax: my success story in ignoring negative circumstances

Last month I posted this success story about manifesting money out of thin air from a random simp of my old social media account. I had not logged in or checked my DMs there since then, cuz I can’t be bothered with that old shit anymore. But I checked this morning and found a bunch of confusing DMs from that guy, they didn’t make much sense but he called me a “dumb bitch”. Like whoa! Not what I expected to see. 😳

A bunch of other annoying little things had happened already this morning, and that pushed me over the edge - I was decidedly grumpy and had plenty to complain about. But I had spent hours saturating with positive affs yesterday, and realized this was most likely just negativity purging.

After telling my bestie about the DM situation, I decided to just ignore it and go back to saturating with my affs. Also specifically used this Simp Army one to counteract the negativity from him 😂

About an hour later I had a thought: since this guy had sent me money before for no reason, I know his Cash App. What if I charged him for asshole tax? After running the idea by my bestie, that’s exactly what I did: sent a request for $100 for a-hole tax

And he paid.

Seriously laughing so hard rn. Don’t let negative circumstances get you down, turn that shit around!

Bye off to go grocery shopping with this simp’s money 👋

#manifesting #success story

[frownyalfred]

Can't believe I've been following a proshipper all these years

Bye bitch 👋

did y’all have a convention yesterday and my name came up? these asks get meaner and stupider the more I write and post here.

come back into my inbox whenever you want schatz, nothing you say will ever cut deeper than whatever my Jewish mother will say about my arms this week at Shabbat dinner 😅

#asks #anon #personal #no really #you guys just blow in from stupid town? #anon hate #love getting bullied for literally just existing and writing my little stories #and reblogging my little posts

[venigni]

Bye, bitch. 👋

#lies of p #lop #neowiz #arlecchino #lop spoilers #video #p

[lovingyoulovinme]

opening act!y/n x harry

more here

2017

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram y'all have been so nice to me i'm crying on the tour bus! i ❤️ harries!

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ynfan1 go bestie go 🥹

harryfan3 you're so good!!! drop stay please

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yourinstagram ..soon

harryfan1 WE LOVE U!!!

harryfan5 thinking abt harry saying "give it up for y/n! shes great and we wore matching suits tonight!" during his set 🥹

harrystyles

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harrystyles Santiago, Live On Tour.

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yourinstagram what are the chances of me borrowing that shirt

harryfan1 SEXY

harryfan6 🧎‍♀️

annetwist ❤️

ynfan1 date y/n

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harryfan3 ew stfu

harryglobal

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harryglobal "Everyone lets sing happy birthday to my friend and opening act, y/n. I smashed a cake in her face today" i love them 🥺

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ynfan1 i'm so sad this tour with her is ending soon i'm gonna miss them

harryfan8 he had the biggest smile of his face while everyone was singing... i ship them 🤷‍♀️

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harryfan6 people can just be friends

ynfan3 people can also date 😭

ynfan4 sick of jealous ass bitches being mean to her ✋

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram tour is over and i'm so so sad. i love you all. thank you to bestie harry and his band and his crew for being the best people ever <3

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harrystyles 🧡🧡

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yourinstagram a man of many words

pillowpersonpp We will miss you!

harryfan9 THE GIFTS FROM HARRY OMfG

ynfan10 i love their relationship sm i'm crying lol

harryfan21 thank god she's leaving 👋

2019

ynupdates

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ynupdates UMMMMMMM.......

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ynfan9 ARE THEY FINALLY DATING

harryfan2 deuxmoi posted a dm abt someone seeing them have dinner together in nyc...

harryfan3 they could literally just have similar hats bye

harryfan14 def dating for clout lmao

ynfan8 if yall harries are gonna be haters get off this y/n fanpage and do it somewhere else

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram stay. out now :)

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yourfriend LFG!

harrystyles Beautiful.

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ynfan7 we love a supportive bf

harryfan3 ever since these rumors started she's been blowing up on social media and now this....clout chaser

harryfan9 a pr stunt all for this lmao

annetwist Love this one!

ynfan1 SO PROUD BABY

#harry styles fake instagram #harry styles imagine #harry styles instagram #harry styles x reader #harry styles x you