#💀💀

[rosy-crow]

Genesis at the end of Crisis Core be like

#bitch saved himself by interpreting the lore of a book correctly #kind of #💀💀 #i can’t stop watching office clips #crisis core #ff7 #genesis rhapsodos #CrowPost

[itsxroxannex]

I've been too busy with commissions, decided to give myself a break for a while TwT

Have Killer disturb grandpa's peace with his loud ass chewin' cause he's bored.

Killer is me fr.

Dadmare belongs to Jokublog

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

#killer sans #murder time trio #sans #utmv #undertale #nightmare sans #bad sanses #💀💀

[wejustvibing]

Sir??

#(babygirl me) #💀💀 #he's insane wtf lol #so like he knows knows he bbg™ #lewis hamilton #f1 #f1 off season 2023

[wastedunicorn]

Goodness gracious woman that's a lot of butt

Oh ?

#wasted unicorn #here’s some more #lot of butt #💀💀 #asks #thicc ass #big round butt #ass tease

[meowpupp]

if you want, do you have any thoughts on a follow up to the threesome? price watching, holding johnny’s collar to hold him back while simon has a turn with the reader and then they release him to eat the poor reader out 🥺🥺

pup!johnnys whos almost feral at the sight of you getting fucked open by his owner. drinking in the way you're arching your back, swollen cunt greedily sucking in every inch of simons cock.

his eyes are practically hearts as he watches, ears perking as both you and simon moan. he struggles against the grip price has on him, desperate for any sort of attention

two thick, strong fingers hook under johnny's collar, giving it a harsh tug. the mutt is over-eagar, cock straining in his boxers as he yaps and whines. price almost laughs, amused at just how desperate johnny looks.

"settle down." he grunts, inhaling a drag from his cigar, "you'll get your turn."

johnny practically cums alongside you, cock twitching as he hears both you and simon moan, watching as simon fills your swollen cunt for the nth time. finally his owner pulls away, panting as he kisses your forehead. johnny can barely contain himself, trying to lunge forward, the smell of your cum mixing with simons making him drool.

price huffs, forcing johnny back again, pulling so tight the pup yelps. a rough hand grips johnnys jaw, forcing his blue eyes to meet prices. the man is intense, voice a low growl as he speaks, "you're gonna clean her up, and you're gonna be fuckin nice about it." price tightens his grip, "if not, I'll cancel all your little playdates for a month."

with a nod from simon, he releases johnny completely. it takes barely 10 seconds for him to get on the bed, eyes drinking in the state of you. your thighs and cunt are flushed, red and sore from simons mean thrusts. there's little tear streaks down your face, indents on your hips from simons tight grip.

johnny's hands are gentle, grip firm as he spreads your thighs. your pretty cunt is ruined, swollen and flushed. your clit twitches, fucked out hole leaking a mix of simon and prices cum. johnny practically salvates at the sight, almost immediately burying his face between in your cunt.

he eats you out like he's starved, tongue lapping away his owners cum, nose nudging your clit. he's panting and whining, the vibrations making your hips buck.

his cock twitches in his pants, hips grinding down against the bed. he wraps his arms around your thighs, pulling you flush against him. he starts to suck on your clit, tongue swirling around the swollen bud as he pumps two fingers inside you.

he licks you clean, sucking on your poor clit. his beard scratches your sensitive thighs, but he holds you too tight for you to squirm away. it's not long till you cum all over his face. the sound of your needy whines and thighs squeezing his head is all too much, his cock twitching as he cums all over the sheets. he groans against you, greedily lapping your cum away, giving your clit one last little kiss before pulling away.

#im so bad at writing fem!head #i like #have no clue #💀💀 #mw2 x reader #mw2 smut #price x reader #price x reader smut #captain price x reader #captain price x reader smut #john price smut #price smut #price x puppygirl #simon x reader smut #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #simon x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x reader smut #ghost x reader #ghost x reader smut #johnny soap mctavish x reader #johnny mctavish x reader #johnny x reader smut #soap x reader smut #soapghost smut #x reader #pricesoap #priceghost #pup!johnny x pup!reader

[silverfox66]

It gets worse!

OceanGate fired the person who was "responsible for the safety of all crew and clients" because he had concerns about the safety. And they sued him....

#Titanic #OceanGate #💀💀

[riacte]

being a renchanting fan in 2023 is so funny because it’s like

you log on tumblr.com and say, “man, i really miss renchanting duo.”

“same,” martyn littlewood casually replies, barely looking up from the fifth dogwarts fanart that he’s reblogging this week

#i know we’ve memed this many times before but it’s still staggering to me. he’s sitting with us at the lunch table. eating the same crumbs #ria.txt #renchanting #💀💀 #trafficblr #inthelittlewood #ok im biting the bullet and tagging

[smilesrobotlover]

Giving a Goron a secret stone is dangerous

#king of the Gerudo #totk #totk spoilers #💀💀 #oh daruk my beloved #at least Yunobo has some sense in him #along with the Goron sage #daruk is a himbo through and through #he won’t eat it of course but like #look at that thing #it looks tasty as frick #he would want a little lick #a little taste if you will

[clipboard-buckley118]

Thinking about these on our road to buddie endgame

#911 on abc #jennifer love hewitt #ryan guzman #oliver stark #buddie #vs beddie #💀💀

[sparkleofstardust]

he has what now

#qsmp #tubbo #philza #etoiles #he says a lot of outta pocket stuff but this one took me out #💀💀 #my ramblings

[gojonanami]

thinking about college fuckboi! gojo who is paired up reader on a class project. so he flirts with her, but she doesn’t notice and continues working. throughout the entire project he flirts with her and it does nothing to her until he finally is like, “don’t you know I’m flirting with you?” and she just stares at him and laughs, shaking her head before walking away.

and he decides he just has to have her.

#I love a pathetic lovesick man #and that’s what gojo is #also #this is inspired by that episode of greys anatomy where Sloan is flirting with yang repeatedly but she is not getting it #she’s just like me for real #💀💀 #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo fanfiction #satoru gojo smut #gojo x reader

[scholliski]

me and Nora share 1 singular brain cell

#when I said that I’ve experienced every aftg though there is I meant it #gonna sleep like a baby tonight #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #tfc #andreil #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #renee walker #renee/andrew #💀💀 #never tagging that again cus wtf

[0800cloro]

put them in a room together i want to see who's crying first

#broadchurch #alec hardy #criminal record #daniel hegarty #they live in so much stress that i'm getting stressed #💀💀 #david tennant #peter capaldi

[ralvezfanatic]

HELP ??

#went on twitter js to see this #💀💀 #𖤐 rambles #criminal minds #spencer reid #diana reid

[estcaligo]

my oshis be like

#💀💀 #twst shitpost #twst meme #idia shroud #sebek zigvolt #rollo flamme #rollo flamm #twst rollo #twst #twisted wonderland

[emry-stars-art]

I don’t think I fully realized how funny the word ‘toddler’ is until I’m coming up with a mer equivalent. Baby mers don’t toddle. They probably like… wobble. Little wobbler sharkyards. Just babies

#Watch this not even be what ‘toddler’ is derived from #whatever #we need a word for it regardless #shark aaron explaining to his twin #(who knows almost nothing about specifically shark/basking shark needs/etc bc Not Raised By Sharks) #that the reason he can’t sleep properly is bc he wasn’t carried as a wobbler #it’s not his fault #and Andrew finally letting aaron carry him around even now that they’re grown #is making me EMOTIONAL #but. wobbler #💀💀 #i love worldbuilding #not art sorry guys #mer au