The tags you add to your posts and reblogs kill me everytime, you are hilarious
I am glad they are appreciated! Even if I've been slacking with them lately 馃槄
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Sergio Armas via Instagram
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As much as I see this meme on tumblrdotcom, it feels like there should be a Tumblr memorial devoted to Carl Weathers
Rest well, King 馃
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Quick Rocky fanart for Halloween :-)
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"You utter fool!"
"Bow to me!"
"Behold the power of a king!"
Ngl Malleus' Magic 3 attack lines are so dominant and mean that they're doing something to me.
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鈿狅笍 Warning: questionable horny
An overblotted Malleus trying to scare 馃尭 into submission. He pins them against the wall and grips their waist so tightly it marks angry red streaks. He whispers terrible words to them; the brutality he wants to do to them, how he would devour them slowly, how he would defile their unconscious body once he breaks them. He connects his feelings with them to feel the utter fear that feeds his corrupted power.
... Except the energy feeding him is an inexplicable feeling of thrill and ecstasy.
Confused, he digs his nails onto their skin deeper.
"Please hurt me-- I mean please don't hurt me." They hiss under him.
"Oh I will not. Not yet. After all, you're yet useful to me when I rut you like a wild animal and forcefully make you carry my spawn--"
"Oh god yes."
"... That was a threat."
"I mean, oh god no."
The overblotted monster could only stare at them blankly, not knowing what to do.
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Yeah I pump my own gas, how'd you know?
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heartwarming! the very worst people on god鈥檚 green internet hate you very much
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Kevin McDonald via TikTok
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Braden Sherota | via instagram stories
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There is some sort of witchcraft going on in this photo that makes it look like I actually have biceps but I'm not going to complain
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