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THE HOBIE NSFW HCS GOT ME OUT HERE BARKING DROOLING AND SCREAMING ISTGđ˘đ˘đ˘
Mannnn, just him nonchalantly breaking in by climbing my window and telling me he wants međłđłđłđłđł thoughts and being thoughted
bro I bark at my own work Iâm like âdamn I really ate that up,,â
just the through of him climbing through your window and climbing into your bed next to you like straight to the business just, âmmm, take it off.â âtake what off?â âmmmmâŚeverythinâ..â and he just covers you in kisses like everywhereâŚslowly getting down your body and doing whatever he wants to. with consent. and you just hold onto him while he thrusts into you like no tomorrow. you both are whimpering and moaning like animals. âiâve been waitinâ for you all day, i promise i wonât be too rough hun.â and the best part is that HE ISNâT!! heâs so careful and caring with you because he wants to cherish every moment and every sound you make, and he just wants you so bad mmmmmmmmmppphh.
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VOTE UNCLE MILES IN @aa-auntcle-bracket's AA AUNTCLE POLLS RIGHT NEOW!!!! đŁď¸đ˘đ˘đ˘
HE'S LICHERALLY UNCLE MILES COME ON!!!! or alternatively, what if y'all make both phoenix and miles tie? đł something might happen ...
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đŤľYouâre gonna đââď¸ go to the đ§hardware store. đŤľYouâre gonna get some đ joint compound. đŤľYouâre gonna get some đ
caulk, and youâre gonna đł caulk that đŠ shit.đOkay, đ¤ˇââď¸ well uh, FYI- âFYIâââ đď¸ I'm not your đ fuckin 𦫠gopher- FYI đŤ đž đŽYOU đ COCKED IT UP YOUâRE GONNA đŠ CAULK IT OUTâźď¸ đ well I would đ love to but uh my đ license is â ď¸ expired, đŤâ YI. You đ drove â¤ľď¸ in this đđ morniiiinnggg đđ đ Sydney. You wanna đ help, you can𼡠take him. âđâNAH. âTime out, I'll đUber, đ thank you. đąGrow âŹď¸âŹď¸ uppp. đ
Thank you.âĄđĽđâŹď¸đ˘đŁď¸SURGE RATES, FUCKOâźď¸âźď¸ âĄđĽđâŹď¸đ˘đŁď¸
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Yeah đ, you know whatâbottom đ§ââď¸ of the ninth âžď¸ and youâređ§ââď¸the only guyđ§ââď¸left on the bench đŞ ? Sorry đ but Iâd đ§ââď¸ ratherđśââď¸đââď¸have đŤ you đ¨ââ¤ď¸âđâđ¨, cursed đŽ or not đ
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, so đ¤ˇââď¸. Well Iâll gođśââď¸đââď¸ with you đŹ, and Iâllđ§ââď¸do myđ§ââď¸best đŞđ. đđłđŤŁđđ Thanks đ. So can Iđ§ââď¸ask 𼺠? The plan đ¤âWell according to đ Crowley đ, dick [REDACTED] knowsâźď¸weâre đŹ coming [REDACTED]. So weâre đŹ gonna announce đ˘ ourselves đŹ, big [REDACTED]
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~HELLLOOOOOOOO ~ my bad little đŠ đĽHOT đĽ little đł tumblr đĽđŚ GOOPERS đŚ đĽ this is đ GOOPYđŚ GOD đ coming đ at you LIVE đŁ from đrealđ HEAVEN đź to help đYOU đ~YES~ đYOUđ Be your most đđŤ GOOPY đŤđ self on the đââď¸dashđââď¸board đ tumblr đ
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230707 dingo_official Twitter Update
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đ˘đ˘đ˘ EXO's killing voice!!!!!đ˘đ˘đ˘
EXO's killing voice that's coming back with "EXIST" album!
See you on Dingo Music Channel at 7PM KST on Tuesday, July 11thđŤĄ"
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HAPPY đđŠ 2ď¸âŁ0ď¸âŁ2ď¸âŁ4ď¸âŁ đ YOU đ TWENTY đđ TWENTY đ WHORESâźď¸A NEW YEARđď¸ đđ MEANS đđ¤ NEW đđCOCKS đTO đGLUCK đđNEW đ PUSSIES đşTO đ˘đŚ SUCK đŚ AND đ NEW TITTIES đđĽTO FUCKâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸ đ 2ď¸âŁ0ď¸âŁ2ď¸âŁ3ď¸âŁ đˇđ HAD đUPSâŹď¸AND đDOWNS âŹď¸BUT ITâS đđł TIME đ TO CELEBRATE đ đAND đđŽ GO â DOWN đ ON đś SOME đđ DROPPING đŞŠBALLS đŚđŚ TONIGHT đŤđŤ AS đTHE đCOCK đ STRIKES đđ TWELVEđâźď¸âźď¸ COMMENORATE đž THE đđ
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So did you like my rizz
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You sure this isnt toya..? Cause if it is toya, then I like any form of rizz ya try using on me
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Mfs when they find out autism is a spectrum: đđđđđđĽšđ
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enhypen's reaction to suddenly getting kabedon-ed
genre: humor
word count: ~300 (will update once i actually count them)
warnings: cursing, an unhealthy amount of emojis
kabedon or kabe-don refers to the action of slapping a wall fiercely, which produces the sound "don". one meaning is the action of slapping the wall as a protest which occurs in collective housing like condominiums when the next room makes noise.
LEE HEESEUNG đš
flustered guy #1
he'll be blinking repeatedly at you with his eyelashes fluttering like the pretty boy he is
he has his arms clutched tightly against his chest since you're practically taking up the space in front of him
he tries to escape but to no availâyou slap your free hand beside his head and now, his cheeks are red and his jaw's slightly agape
"i-is there a problem...?" đł
"nothing. you look cute."
will shout questions at you after you leave him hanging 𼲠mans needs answers! (like why would you trap him by the wall and dip?)
PARK JONGSEONG đââŹ
"oh, so this is how it is, huh?" is how you expected him to react seconds before you kabedon him
but he FLINCHES hard
"fuck! that scared the shit out of me, y/n." he hisses. "don't pull that stunt on me again."
however, seconds after he's recovered from the sudden attack, he flashes you the most unexpected grin
"damn, y/n. kinda look cute looking up at me like that."
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SIM JAEYUN đś
"ě, ęšě§ě´ěź!" (eng: "ah, you scared me!")
scaredy-cat #2 who thinks he's guilty of something that's why you're trapping him against the wall
poor babie has been catching his breath for the past minute âšď¸
so you reassure him by stroking his fluffy blonde hair
"you did nothing wrong. i just wanted to see how you'd react."
he then pulls you closer by the collar, and you chicken out đĽ˛
PARK SUNGHOON đŠ
"đ¤¨đł" "what is it this time, l/n?"
he'd probably react to you the same way he reacts to jay's corny jokes
actually surprised by how you were able to corner this big, bulky man easily which instinctively makes him flex his biceps
it was tight TIGHT and you had a relatively smaller figure than him
he kabedons you back đĽľđľâđŤ
"you tried. i still win, though." he shrugs and leaves you hanging (the fucking AUDACITY???)
KIM SUNOO đŚ
he SQUEAL đĽđ˘đĽđ˘đĽ
you will be hearing a whole minute of ëěźs (eng: "what is it/what's this?") from him before he actually calms down
flustered guy #2 but is also giving you the stank look (you weren't looking at your best while trapping the man between your arms)
he wasn't supposed to laugh but he's laughing (???)
"come on, y/n, you can do better than this!"
you ended up just leaving him alone ://
YANG JUNGWON đ
"eh? isn't this supposed to be done in a more... intimate setting?" đ
he just... hit you with the facts and now everything is awkward
so you stare at each other in silence, waiting for whoever makes the next move first
you cup his cheeks and squish em (because literally who wouldn't???)
"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" đ¤Śđťââď¸
NISHIMURA RIKI đĽ
shameless little shit would crack up with your sudden action đ
literally would fall on the floor (he's from jpn so he 100% knows the concept of kabedon)
"don't laugh at me, kid!" you reprimand. "this is how i see it in animes."
shows you how it's done and kabedons you back (2) đĽľđ¤Ź
"i learned from the best." SMIRKS LIKE THE SMUG MF HE IS đ
is satisfied with you squealing and blushing and shiâit's the joy of his life
a/n: hi, i'm back :D
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WE DONâT CARE FOR APPLE đ
WE CARE FOR đđŚ
Spread the đĽđŚ GOOPYđŚ đĽ word to 3ď¸âŁTHREE3ď¸âŁ Goopers who want đŚ
FREEDOM 𦢠to đĽđŚ GET GOOPYđŚ đĽ on the đââď¸DASH đââď¸ like đI đYES đIđ GOOPY đGOD đ INTENDED đŚ
i have spent several days trying to come up with a witty response for this but unfortunately i just can't
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