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OH. MY GOD.
Alejandro Livinalli, you have done it again.
(not to be nasty on main but- ðð¥ð©ðð€€ðððŠ) @attoye
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Planet SHLOPPY ð€€ð
ð§ was a perfect utopia â®ïžâïž until the ASSteroid hit ðð¥ð One hundred ð¯ adults and their repliCUNTS ð were issued a Pupa ð¶ and EJACULATED ððŠ into the⊠space ð searching for new HOES ð¯ââïž on uninhabited worlds ðªð We SMASHED âŒïžðð on Earth ððð stranding us on an already overCOCKulated planet ð³ð That's right, I've been talking this HOLE ð³ time. I'm the one holding the Pupa ð¶ My name is Korvo ðœ This is my (smoke)show ð¬ðº BALLocks, I just dropped the Pupa. Ugh. This is riDICKulous ðð I hate Earth. It's a WHOREible home ð¥µð¥ People are stupid and CUMfusing ð¥ŽðŠð§ Why don't they send this to ð sexy Shlorpians who make them ballocHORNY ð©âŒïž
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If you get 5 back you're an arousing alien ð¥ð¯ðœ
If you get 10 back you're a certified MOUND SUCKER ð
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Thoughts so far (Ikevil)
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ðœðžðœð¶: This is nothing but just a ramble, a bit suggestive, op is clinically insane.
*ïŸïŸïœ¥*:....:*ïŸ:*:âŒâ¿ããâ¿âŒ:*ïŸ:....:*ïŸïŸïœ¥*
Okay so I finally tired out Ikevil and I just wanna say....
I'm in love with William. I have known him for no longer than an hour but I'll commit war crimes for him. Wtf how can someone be so lovely??? How can someone be so captivating that other people become this obsessed with them?
I can't even begin to fathom what I'm feeling right now.
I'm so confused and intrigued because usually, the recommend suitor tends to be really cold or the route turns out to be boring. Basically they tend to be the golden cow.
But William is an anomaly. He's not cold or rude or harsh or as morally gray as others.
He seems quite level headed, polite and morally good.
At least from my impression of him so far.
Also Harrison is so ðð«ð©ððð«ððð€ð€€ðð¬ð€ð€ððð¡ð€¬ð€ð€¯ð§ð³ðð³ð³ð³ð ðââïžð€°ðððââïžðððððððŠð¥ðŠð»ð«ð
But I still didn't pick his route for now. I'll probably go for him after William.
Strangely enough, Liam doesn't interest me in the slightest bit in the romantic aspect. But I do want to be his friend, if that's even possible, cause he seems to be suffering.
Also Harrison gives off traitor vibes which is even more ðð€ðð³ðð©
April 24... I'll keep it in mind and see for myself.
I don't know what it is I like about Ellis. Maybe it's just that I'm into size kinks and he's one tall goofy little goober. Also the fact that he wants to make you happy ð HUEHWUHEHEHEH
Jude Jazza. Is giving frollo vibes. Idk why IT'S GIVING FROLLO FROM HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. Also he has a resemblance to Silvio. The tone, the 'woman', the hair, the face, the attitude.
I'm sorry but Elbert is giving FUCKING MAGPIE VIBES. It's kinda adorable. Until he steals your jewelry.
Idk what to feel about Roger. What's even more unsettling is the uncanny resemblance with Tray from Twisted Wonderland. I associate Tray always with good things but Roger gives off none of that and that clash makes me feel unnerved and queasy.
Victor... I don't know what to feel about him. His carefree and easy going nature makes me even more weary of him.
I don't like Alfons. Period.
He just radiates toxicity. He looks like he's an avid player of mind games and I do not wish to participate.
Yeah... That's about all of them for now.
ALSO KATE
KATE KATE KATE
I think I'm having another gay moment here cause goddamn is she beautiful and do I feel for her. I might just make another oc and ship her with Kate... For science..
I have bearly started the route but I'm already in love with William.
*ïŸïŸïœ¥*:....:*ïŸ:*:âŒâ¿ããâ¿âŒ:*ïŸ:....:*ïŸïŸïœ¥*
ð°ðððððð... ððððð ð¢ðð. :)
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°ïžPPY NEW YEARððð my beloved SLOREâŒïžð¯ð 2022 was Long and Hard ðâð We Laughed ðð¯ð¥ We Cried ð¥²ð¢ð We Coughed⊠ð«ðšðŠ ð·ð€§ This year ð the sequel ð€©ð to COVAGINA-69 ðŠ dropped (called omiCROTCH)⊠ð·ð³ð®ð© The eCOCKnomy ð€ got really INFLATED (kinky)⊠ð³ððŒ and Queef Elizabussy ðžð Death Dropped ð€žð€ªð right outta SUCKINGHAM ð¥ PALACE (OKURRRR)âŒïž ð°ð Butt DICKcember ðâïžâïžð
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Someone PLEAAASEEEE write me a longer version of this ðŠ Polin ð mini fic that I wrote because I have been hallucinating about this since the trailer dropped ððŒ
(expand to read the mini fic!)
"Mr. Colin Bridgerton, the completely unhinged and oblivious man that he is, casually reaches out ð€ðŒ and adjusts one Ms. Penelope Featheringtonâs necklace, to shift the teardrop ð§ pearl pendant that is askew.
He aligns the pearl with her cleavage, like this is a perfectly normal thing for him to do ð€·ð»ââïž
In a daze of suddenly thinking about her other pearl ðð»ââïžðð, his index finger slowly traces down ððŒ from the adjusted pendant and over the beautiful line of her deep cleavage ( . Y . ) until suddenly his brain catches up ð³ because her breasts are now covered in goosebumps and rising and falling rapidly ð from all her heavy breathing ð«¢
He pulls his hand back fast ð©ïž - mostly in shock of his own damn audacity to have done this so publicly ð - and definitely not because he wanted to stop touching her like this.
Actually, he suddenly realizes that he never wants to stop touching her like this ð€¯"
And then BAM ð¥ they are both just staring at each otherâs eyes ðïž ðïž and lips ð«Š being insanely horny 𥵠and feralâ¢ïž on main ð«£
Extra points for just going straight toâŠ
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with or without the cute parts⊠ð
And even more points if you just wanna keep those cute parts in, and even add in someâŠ
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Please tag me if you do write something like this.
All major credits to the gif makers, fic writers, and Penâs cleavage ðð¯ð«£ð«¢
Ok thank you byeððŒ ð³ððŒ
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thinks are being thunked ð§ GREATLY influenced by the sexiest white suit in all of mankind worn by the prettiest genshin man EVER
which specifically got me thinking about Lord Regrator himself in a pair of evil and sophisticated suit ð© completing the look with a CANE. Do you know how sexy it is for men with glasses to have Canes? i just KNOW that bastard has commissioned separate and uniquely-designed walking canes to match each of his outfits.
Speaking of which, im going to throw my little male reader into this too, because why not.
I'd like to think Pantalone is the kind of dude who believes 'subtly one-upping' his business partners and negotiators, to be the second-most satisfying thing in the world. First being a successful profitable endeavor.
A petty bitch who does a background search on his wealthy clients before meetings, "oh it's an inazuman entrepreneur?" Suddenly he's wearing the grandest flowing robes befitting a (Japanese) king. "a group from sumeru?" bro is about to dress like a Desi maharaja. Pantalone CAN, infact, outdo the doers. ðð
In this case; (pre-relationship) where the harbinger dons an imposingly HOT suit- complete with priceless accessories to flaunt right under the noses of his newest clients from Fontaine.
Our reader (and a couple other lawyers and bankers) also attend this meeting and has to try so hard not to shamelessly eye Pantalone in front of everybody. (he succeeds. Because distractions = disappointments. And you DON'T want to disappoint the harbinger. Sometimes working under him means Fear > Horny)
skkskskskks I feel like I want to pin down the dynamic like:
Reader (praying) : I am a pious fatui. No temptation can stray me from my path of duty.
Pantalone (yes i hc him to occasionally use a casual petname. Not affectionate, but more smug) : What was that, my dear?
Reader : ð©ððŠð³ð¥ð²ð€€ðð©ð¥Žðµ
I've been hoarding this ask for months because I love it, and I was gonna write something short for it, but I finally decided I wanna fuss over it instead cause OMG UWEGDUYF Pantalone trying to one-up his associates is so real you can't convince me he isn't lowkey envious and depending on how you spin it kind of an attention whore but subtly like, if people aren't taking notice of him he takes that as a sign to work HARDER
especially his darling cause, like, who else should get their attention?? HE deserves that, and he damn well knows he's gonna get it anyway, but he's gotta please them too, even before their relationship where it's like a teasing thing cause there's no way he doesn't notice and take advantage of the attention to bask in it a little. he's hot and he knows it. someone called him the dom's dom one day and that's so REAL he IS AND HE KNOWS IT
also I'm working on your Kaveh request my child it's coming I swear
#⊠â riri rambles.#â¡ â ruu.#pantalone#pantalone x reader#genshin impact#genshin#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader
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Goooooooood morning âïžðð Playboy Bunnys ððð°ððð¯ââïžð
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What up ð my Punxsutawney SLUTS ððŠ« itâs GroundHOg Day ððŒ and you know what that means ð itâs time to slurp down â¬ïž some LAP HOGS ð
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Ÿ awe Drivin's tirin', and I ð been ð¥ð¹ hotwirin' To make my get ðð away from ðð the ðŠ jailbreak ð riot ð and ð±ð Cellmates scrapin' upon ð°ðŠ the ðð bricks ðµ in ð¢ the ðŠ basement Tryin' to â escape ð« this probation generation Too ð² late, ðð€· crazy ðµð fucker's ðâ¡ gotta ð do â ð the time â°â² Committed to ð the ðð mental ââ ward, ð° committing all the crimes I'm alive â and ðð kickin' 'til the ðµ split ð»ð» ends fray Maybe ðð¥ plead insane, ð€ðµ guilty, but ð€ I'm not to blame I'm a slave to the main vein, sprayin' on ð the mainframe Suffering ð the ðð¯ infrastructure, ð£ð£ hoping I ð§ can maintain Oh, âð§ how ð£ð€ I ð know, ð±ð¡ how ð¯ I go, ð©ð how I ð°ð go ðŠâ Ask ð©ð¬ me ð¥ð» a question, the ð answer I ððš know ðŠ Yes or ð° no ðâ options don't ð« weigh out, and ðâ so ð²ð
I don't ðð« ever see the ð cons and ð the ðð± pros You ð bear ð» a striking resemblance (Some ðº kind ð of semblance of somethin' I been ð€€ rememberin') You ð appear familiar, dear ð£ð£ (You ðŠð look ð just ð¢ðŠ like ðð my ð
±ð bathroom ðœ mirror) Please, ð policeman, no ð heel-to-toe Oh please, ð let ðŸ me go â© Please, ð policeman, ð»ð® is ð¡ it a test? ð¬ I ð won't know ð€ 'til ðð I'm ð under arrest ð The drunk-tank's blood ðð red, ð
± junkie's gonna ð€€ð¥ relapse Some think ðð punk's ðð dead, ð ð me, I ðâ don't believe ðð that ð»ðº Rock ðð¿ 'n' ð°ð° roll ðžð² gatherin' the ð° moss 'til ð I be â¡ð that Lichen-coated boulder, make you ð§ slip, ðŠ bust your ðŠ kneecap Open ðð on ð the ð Amazon, hide ðð the ðð cure for ððª cancer ðŠ I'm Lance Armstrong, you're ððŒ the ðŸâš necromancer Slash 'n' ð© burn, ð¥ crash ð¥ into the ð¡ð 42nd answer All ð« my âð fellow skeletons ð adore ðŒðŒ the ð
ð army ants here ð¿ð Flies on ðð
my eyeballs, scabs on ð¯ my ððš elbows Heaven â knows â God's sittin' up ðºð€¢ there ðð like, "Hell no!" Only ð one thing ð€ comes ðŠðŠ to those ðð¥ who wait It's ð€ð€ never ð«ð« too ð€ late to ðŠ embrace ðŠ your ðâ fate May ð
ð¯ death come swiftly and ðð gently to you ðð¶ Mayhem, cry ð mayday, and ð° oncoming doom Save ððŸ your âð convictions, they ð never †will do ð What you ð© say's ð¥ð£ at ð° least one âð six-billionth true! You ðŽ bear ð»ð» a striking resemblance (Some kind ð€ð¯ of ðð semblance of ð¥ð somethin' I ðð been ð rememberin') You appear familiar, ð»ðš dear ðð£ (You look ð just ð like †my ðš bathroom ð€ðœ mirror) Please, policeman, ð® no heel-to-toe Oh ð€ please, ðð let ð me go ðð Please, ðð policeman, ð® is it a ð test? ð¬ð¬ I ð won't ðª know 'til I'm under arrest ð Am I ðâ¹ being ð detained? Am I ð under arrest? ð (Yes, ðð» you ð» are!) ð Read ð me ð¶ my ð© rights, please ðð (No!) ðŠâ I want ðð my phone call! Please policeman, no heel-to-toe Oh ðŠð± please, ðâ let ðð me ð¯â€ go Please policeman, ð»ð» is it ð¯ a ð test? ð»ð¬ I ð€µð
won't ðª know 'til ðð I'm ð§ (ratatatatatatata!) Please, policeman, no ð©ð heel-to-toe Oh please, ð let âðŸ me ð€ go Please, ð policeman, ð® is it ð¥â a ðšð test? I won't know ð 'til I'm ðð under arrest ð
what is this madness (OLLIE I KNOW THIS IS YOU)
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me, bawling my eyes out:
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Sexting Snape like:
Oh Sev, I can't wait for you to get home... ð
I'm such in the mood tonight...ð
Tonight is the night Severus... ð
I'm gonna spoil you rottenð©
Run you bath waterðŠ
Make you a healthy and filling mealððð
Listen to you talk about your feelings and how your day was ð©ð©ð©
Hold you close ð€€ and cuddle with youð
Tuck you into bed ð¥ðïž
Make you giggle and feel loved ð¶ïžðð
Uhhh I crave your body I want to protect it so bad uhhhhhhhhhð©ð©ð©â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
#harry potter#pro+snape#severus snape#snape headcanon#pro snape#snape#snape fandom#harry potter headcanon#snape imagines#professor snape
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