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beemot · 9 months
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the-dormant-ocean · 3 months
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Hiyori: Are you leaving? I'll miss you. Zoro:
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allroyaladies · 2 years
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anonymocha · 30 days
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are you gonna be there with me?
taco bell commercial song got me dyking
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nightgoodomens · 11 days
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Oh Lord let the poor fucker go
#TheArmThatWasHeldHostage
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azuneekun · 28 days
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i come check ur blog everytime my friends slander shane to my face. its a type of shane palette cleanser. ur the only mf who gets me
Im glad you can feel some sort of sanctuary in my blog bcz shane fans r always going through the fucking trenches in this fandom
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artistsfuneral · 1 year
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No main character would be able to withstand the amount of pressure I used on this poor printer paper. @spielzeugkaiser 🌟
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good-beanswrites · 4 months
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Remembering how Futa said in one timeline that there’s no way a woman could beat a man in a fight and got his ass beat. Can you do a crackfic of the girls beating him up for that?
Ahahaha thank you for the request!! This was really fun to write omg -- and well deserved, there was no need for all that in the timeline convo 😤 He was too busy thinking of leverages and forms he failed to consider the fury of a woman scorned..... may he rest in peace......
Fuuta didn’t even know what he did to earn himself an ass-beating.
“Oh, you know what you did,” Yuno said. She closed the cell door behind her. 
Whatever it was, it had managed to anger every woman on the premises. He thought it took a lot to get girls riled up this much – something like cheating on them or calling them names, you know? But without a single action on his part, he found himself facing Yuno, Muu, and Amane. All three had a fire in their eyes that Fuuta was not liking the look of. 
Mahiru had pointed him to his cell, saying Es was looking for him there. She spoke strangely as she did it, and waited awkwardly outside as he went in, but everyone around here was a little odd. How was he supposed to distinguish when people were being murderer-in-a-supernatural-prison weird from setting-a-trap-to-corner-him-in-his-cell weird?
He waved his palms in front of him. “Listen, listen! Let’s just talk, okay? Let’s slow down.”
Muu cracked her knuckles.
Amane began rolling up her sleeves in perfect creases. “You have doubted our abilities. We will make you a believer.”
Fuuta took a few steps back. His voice came out loud and frantic. “What are you talking about? If you’re looking to pick a fight, you better think twice, because I’m not gonna hit a girl or anything.”
“Oh, good!” Yuno’s voice was as bubbly as always as the three closed in. “That will make our job a lot easier.”
He felt his back hit the wall. “I mean it, let’s just talk about this for a sec! Hey!”
Mikoto’s voice came from outside the cell. 
“Mappi? What’s going on in there?”
“Yes!” Fuuta called, “Mikoto! Help! They’re gonna kill me in here!”
“Oh, no need to worry~ The girls are just teaching him a little lesson about not saying awful things.”
“Isn’t this going a bit too far…? What did he even say?”
“Nothing! Come on, get me the fuck outta here!”
“I believe his exact words were, ‘there’s no way a girl could win in a fight against a man.’”
Fuuta paled. He did say that, didn't he...
“Oh crap. Yeah, that’d do it. Carry on.”
“Wha–? Mikoto!” 
He gaped at the three in front of him. 
He remembered a hero in a video game who had faced off against an unbeatable foe; a glorious knight who came to understand that he could never conquer the world-razing dragon before him. After giving his all, and seeing his fate was sealed, the hero had no choice. In a manly show of valor, he’d lifted his chin, closed his eyes, and accepted his impending, gory death.  
Yuno's gaze was cold as she raised her arms. Muu had a hungry look in her eyes. Amane clenched her fists, her posture perfect.
It wasn’t a dragon, but Fuuta would argue this was a good deal more dangerous. He lifted his chin and squeezed his eyes shut.
“Get ‘em, girls!”
Kotoko approached just as the other girls filed out of Fuuta’s cell. They had giddy looks on their faces. They giggled and whispered in a huddle as they walked around the panopticon. 
“Wow, Muu!”
“Haha, I didn’t know you had it in you!”
“That felt amazing…”
Kotoko didn’t know what kind of game they were all playing in there, but Fuuta was in for a big surprise now. The fun was over. Today was the day she acted out her responsibilities as Es’ fang. Today was the day she delivered justice. 
She swung the cell door open. Her eyebrows shot up. 
Her head whipped around to take a look at the girls, still complementing one another and laughing lightly.
Hell, her work here was already done.
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iizven · 5 hours
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Radiant Hopeful
I will travel with you to the end of the world, to the moon and the stars, to the deepest caves and the highest mountains. I will not rest until every stone is turned, every tome is read, and every dungeon is explored. And my love, I vow that one day we will find a way for you to walk in the sun again.
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Ai armiel telere maenen hir. - You hold my heart forever.
~ Iizven
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devoidaffectu · 1 year
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OK BUT HEAR ME OUT BEES!!
While crossing the bridge Yang happened to look down (either from a step on the bridge breaking or just the wind is too strong)
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She starts to feel her emotions spiking, thus we get the storm clouds
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But knowing Blake is in front of her (or maybe Blake reassuring/comforting her) it starts to settle down
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Dude look at her eyes shining too!!! She is in love ffr 😭😭😭
I would love it if Yang probably says a cheesy line. Something like “You never really are one to back down from a challenge, huh Blake?” ( A call back to Mt. Glenn) *personally I would be dead on the floor*
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And just Blake’s happy/loving emotions peaking through Yangs stormy ones!! (You can even see a hint of sunshine peaking through the clouds!)
Fuck man I really will die if this happens 💀💀 (sorry for the gifs looking like shit lmao)
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just-bendy · 10 months
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Bendy, you’re obviously an adult, so is it difficult being kid-sized forever and being known as a children’s cartoon character?
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Alright, first of all, don't call me "kid-sized." Call me short. That's rude ta me and short adults everywhere, toon or human. Me bein' a toon made of ink could temporarily change my size ta fit bein' ""adult-sized,"" but that ain't my style. I like bein' small an' cute, and so do a lot of people. That's the appeal of Bendy the Dancin' Demon, bein' small, cute, and charmin'. An' also, toons come in all shapes an' sizes, so all this attention bein' given ta my height of all things is a little ridiculous. If yer really that worried about me, it's okay. I could just stretch out my arms if I needed ta reach somethin' up high on a shelf.
But anyway, I stopped bein' exclusively known as a children's cartoon character years ago when I opened my nightclub and became the number one toon Casanova of New Tart City. While I still star in kid-friendly Bendy cartoons that are bein' made at the new studio, I like ta spend more time performin' live shows fer adults at my nightclub every week. And ya know what? It feels good bein' able ta be myself around an adult audience that like what I do. And with that, the Bendy image has been changed, and has been fer a while. My work revitalized the dead show, and besides, the kids who watched the original show back in the 30's are all old or dead by now. But even then, the show was long forgotten durin' the time we were trapped in you-know-where.
So no, it ain't too difficult.
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sweetest-honeybee · 1 year
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Those torches came out hella thick but yk but hi hello I forgot to mention (I think) that part of Boogey’s lore is a weakness to ✨soul fire✨
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quotidian-oblivion · 4 months
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Just chilling then hearing a popular edit song blaring from your mother's facebook while she's holding the phone be like:
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revvethasmythh · 3 months
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I love it when durge gets this one particular expression on their face and you just know you're gonna do something fucked up in T-minus 10 seconds. I have lovingly dubbed it The Grinch Face™️
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glass-noodle · 10 months
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kamski is now 2 cm tall. i boil him in a stew and eat him for supper. mmmmm ynuy kmsi
did Connor ghostwrite this
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