#😂🤷🏼‍♀️🙈

[perfectly-punzel2]

Soaking up the Vitamin D

#but not the kind that I’m wanting 😅😂🤷🏼‍♀️🙈 #me #plus size #bikini #body positive #body posi af #body positivity

[canirove]

For the past few days I've been trolling a friend and telling her that Pedri was born to play for Real Madrid but that it hasn't happened because it would have been too much and people would not be able to cope, and today after Barça released the white shirt I made this for her. I think she now hates me 😂

#he instantly looks better tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️ #she's been bombarding me with photos and gifs of him and other Barça players and trying to make me like them #she wants me to not be able to set a foot at the Bernabéu ever again 😭 #but I'm stronger and so far I've only seen Pedri kind of attractive on a couple of photos 💪🏻 #also not tagging him just in case I piss off someone with no sense of humour 😂 #sorry if you have him filtered and have to see him🙈

[gabigabigabby]

ryder cup | l. norris

part 2 of all the love in rome

lando norris x sainz!reader

the landosainz saga

a/n: ryder cup content here!!! y/n and lando have my heart fr

synopsis: y/n and lando show up to support carlos in the ryder cup

face claim: sophia weber

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ynsainzzz

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ynsainzzz golf sister & girlfriend 🤷🏼‍♀️⛳️🏌️

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landonorris Passenger princess 🫶🏻

ynsainzzz landonorris the most patient

landonorris Sorry for being annoying today 😘

ynsainzzz landonorris at least you realize 🤷🏼‍♀️

carlossainz55 I think you should learn how to play sometime

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ynsainzzz's story

landonorris

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landonorris Took the prettiest girl out tonight (:

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ynsainzzz i guess flattery is now the way to my heart 🤍

francisca.cgomes ynsainzzz does that mean i have a chance?

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ynsainzzz love you, last lap lando 😚

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carlossainz55 Leave her alone she's an independent woman

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landonorris pierregasly blame Y/N 😭

carlandoy/n seeing landosainz on my timeline >>

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ynsainzzz

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ynsainzzz you're not as bad as i thought you'd be, rome. tornerò ��️🇮🇹

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landonorris I am so cute wow

ynsainzzz landonorris real talk‼️

carlossainz55 Thanks for coming hermanita 🫡

ynsainzzz carlossainz55 love you hermano😘

francisca.cgomes prettiest girl there 🧡🧡

ynsainzzz francisca.cgomes i love you

heidiberger_ wish i was there!!!!

ynsainzzz heidiberger_ me too! 😭😭

charlottesiine miss you 🤍🤍

ynsainzzz charlottesiine me too omds 🥹🥹

pierregasly Miss you dude, see you in Qatar

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charles_leclerc Post more Ryder Cup stuff

ynsainzzz charles_leclerc i'll leave that to your world champion landonorris

username y/ncarlos heals my heart 🥹🥹

carlandoooo that carlando pic💔💔

ln4updates too much for my small heart to handle

danielricciardo Wished I could've joined you guys

ynsainzzz danielricciardo miss you danny🥹

#lando norris #ln #ln4 #lando norris x oc #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x you #lando norris x sister!reader #lando norris x reader #formula 1 #f1 #formula 1 fic #formula 1 social media au #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 social media au

[theflyindutchwoman]

Okay now that I’ve calmed down from the set tour lol

How do we think Lucy got the cupcake photo?! Because she wasn’t at the station or really talking to him when it happened!

What was Tim’s reaction to seeing it in her room?

How long has it been there? Pre dating? Post dating?

Okay so many I haven’t fully calmed down 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️ but I have questions 😂😂

I have questions, too! Like how did she get her hands on that poster?! The more I think about it (and I've thought about it way too much), the narrower my list of suspects is…

My first top contender is Smitty… cos that's definitely the type of thing he would do. I don't know, maybe he gave it to her after she cleaned his trailer?! Or she found one when she was there? My other choice would be Aaron. I'm just not entirely sure he would dare go there… Then again, after the painting the team made for Grey, who knows?! And he was part of that storyline. Plus, he knew more than he was letting on. So he could have stolen one poster - or even made a new one for Lucy (I haven't checked but the one in her bedroom seems smaller). Not sure when he would have given it to her though. I doubt she had it pre-dating, if only because she was still with Chris. So maybe after Aaron found out about them, he offered it to her?

All I know is, I'm really sad we never got to see her reaction. Obviously, back then, it wasn't the right timing with all the angst… But that doesn't stop me from wishing for it. I just know it would have been priceless. Pre- or post-dating. Same with Tim when he realised she found that poster! Who do I need to bribe to get this scene on my screen?

#thank you Melissa for the tour and the meltdown that followed 😅 #little talks (with bestie) #the rookie #chenford #lucy chen #tim bradford

[likeafantasy]

@britneyspears I’m visiting my old house right now 🏡 !!! I adore my other home but I have land and horses here 🐴 !!! This is me today 😌😌😌 !!! I know I’m being a complete idiot in my living room but the lighting is kinda nice ☀️ !!! I’m obviously playing and bored as freaking hell 🙄🙄🙄 !!! What else am I supposed to do 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🙈🙈🙈 !!! Psss I know the video is too long !!! Psss my yellow banana purse 🍌🍌🍌👛 👛 👛💋💋💋😂😂😂 !!!

#britney spears #britney #personal #britneygifs #my flawless queen

[silvakristiina]

Questioning my life choices here 🙈 Why did I ever try to fix my game in the first place? I should have known it'll never work any better 😔 I've been tweaking my worlds lots without Seasons and rebuilt one of the two lots that went missing. I just never found their back up nor previous uploads anywhere. Luckily they were the smallest ones of the lots. My EiG finally works (woop woop! 🥳), but I don't do much with it, as I can't install any worlds for an unknown reason. The game crashed when I checked the dive lot (Oooh the world has a dive lot...), so I went to decorate the island hotel. Turns out Ctrl+Shift now crashes the game, so I can't set up custom hotel rooms. Maybe I just reverse the lot to a regular community lot 🤷🏼‍♀️

Oh, it's been snowing a few days and the temperature is below zero, so the Spring is yet again cancelled 🥶 The greenhouse is covered in snow and I have my 21 dahlias and 40 ranunculus indoors. We all can't wait to get out and the Spring to come!

I'm being too lazy and spending my days on the computer, which gets a bit boring when I get so little done because nothing really works and everything is a fight, and my sugars are too high 😬

I really should go out, but nothing fits me anymore. I look like a huge sausage in my new (big), long winter coat even with the pockets open 😂

Stir crazy, not drunk.

[kmp78]

„So definitely this new chick was with them together. But she has more lighter hair not black. In Jared’s IG stories you can see this chick dancing and talking to emery“ 🤔 Maybe JL will revive his old groupie time and that's why this chick was chosen by Embo for the VIP area...because let's be honest she looks cheap with her naked butt...🙈😂😂🤭

She really does... 😂

@cjules1st These pics are fucking epic! 😂👏

Maybe Embo should try his luck. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Might do him a world of good to get a life of his own and stop swooning over JL like a fucking lapdog. 🤦🏼‍♀️

This is seriously fucking SAD. 🙄

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

I feel like maybe it was sjm intention not to include elain so much because she isn’t going to stay in acotar? Like maybe she will become evil or die.. idk we got little to nothing about her so i couldn’t even warm up to the character. Every character but feyre and rhys where side characters yet we got so many information about them and we literally know nothing about her only that she loves gardening, baking and hates violence and thats it 🤷🏼‍♀️ idk if it was so she is “mysterious” or so we don’t get used to the character 🙈

I tried to like her but there is just nothing that drags me to her 🫣 and its not because she only likes the things i named because i like gardening and baking as well, her character just gives me weird vibes 😂 if that makes sense

I’ve seen a lot of opinions like this tbh 👀

#ask #elain archeron #acotar #a court of thorns and roses

[canirove]

Ben Chilwell Imagine | one | Christmas Edition 🎄✨

Author's note: Did I schedule this go up on Ben's birthday, but had no idea it was his birthday until this morning? Yep 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈😂

Masterlist

"Opening on Christmas day... What an idiot" I scoff, checking my phone for the millionth time in the last... ten minutes?

My boss had had the amazing idea to open on Christmas day, saying that since all the other coffee shops would be closed, we will get all the costumers. But we've been open for almost two hours, and no one has come in. No one.

I've cleaned everything, double checked that we aren't low on anything, and even made myself a coffee, which probably isn't ideal when you keep in mind that I've been working here for barely three months. But that also is the reason why I'm the stupid one who is working on Christmas day, and not any of my co-workers. Because I’m new.

"Are you open?" someone says from the door, making me jump, my phone slipping from my hands and hitting the floor.

"For fucks sake."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to startle you."

"It's ok, I'm fine. My phone, not so much" I say, picking it from the floor. The screen has crashed, and it doesn't turn on. Great. There goes all the money I have saved.

"I'm so sorry" he says again. "It's all my fault."

"Nah, don't worry. What can I get you?" I say, looking up to see who is talking to me.

"The blackest coffee ever would be wonderful" he says with a smile. And it is the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. His whole face is the most beautiful face I've ever seen, to be honest. And one that looks very familiar.

"Coffee."

"Yes, coffee. That's what you serve here, right?" he chuckles.

"Yes, sorry. It's just that you are the first costumer we've had today."

"Opening on Christmas morning is a bit weird."

"Yeah, well. My boss thought it was the best idea ever" I say while I get his order ready.

"You've saved my life, so I will forever be on your debt."

"Long night?"

"And early morning" he smiles. "I'm kind of late for work, and I've only had time to put some clothes on before running out the door. I didn't even brush my hair."

"Thank God for beanies" I say. I think I've never seen anyone look this good wearing one. Though he would probably look good with anything.

"Thank God for them, yes" he laughs. "Can I get something to eat too?"

"Can I be brutally honest?"

"Go ahead."

"If you care about your stomach, don't buy anything here. It's all from yesterday, I just warmed it a bit."

"You love working here, don't you?"

"With my whole heart" I say, making both of us laugh. "But my mum made like the biggest carrot cake ever last night, so if you want a bite..."

"She probably made it for you."

"Yes, for me and the whole neighborhood. Wait here" I say, walking into the shop's kitchen and coming back with the cake.

"You weren't joking" he laughs.

"I was not. Here you go, let me know what you think."

"Oh my God!"

"Good, uh?"

"Best thing I've ever had" he says, eating it in just two bites.

"Do you want some more? Maybe to go?"

"I don't know if it'll make it to the car" he chuckles, getting out his wallet.

"Wait, this is more than the double of what that coffee costs" I say when he gives me the money.

"It's your tip. You deserve it for the coffee, the cake, and the chat" he winks.

"Ok" I say, feeling my cheeks get warm. "Thank you."

"Merry Christmas and good morning!" my boss says, walking in and ruining the moment.

"Merry Christmas. And thank you" my beautiful man says with one of his smiles.

"Merry Christmas" I say, watching him leave.

"Was that... Was that Ben Chilwell?"

"Who?"

"The football player! That was him, wasn't it?"

"Maybe?" I say. He did look familiar since the moment he walked in. "Let me google him."

"I don't think that'll be possible" my boss says when he sees the state of my phone.

━━━━━━❃━━━━━━      

"Someone just left this for you" my boss says when I walk in the next day.

"For me?"

"Yep" he says, handing me a package. "Have you given anyone this address?"

"No..." I say, inspecting the box.

"Well, now it's time to work. You can open it later."

━━━━━━❃━━━━━━      

"Holy shit" I say when I finally make it back home and open the package. Inside it there is a brand new phone and a letter.

Hello, carrot cake 😜

Hope the rest of your day got a bit more interesting after I left. Since your phone died because of me, Father Christmas left this at my place for you. And because I have the feeling your boss recognized me when he walked in, I also added a little something else. You don't have to come if you don't want to, but I would like to see you again. And not only because I'm still dreaming about your mum's carrot cake. My phone number already is on your contact list, text me and let me know.

Merry Christmas, Chilly.

"Holy shit" I say again. I met Ben Chilwell. The Ben Chilwell, Chelsea and England player. And he just bought me a new phone, and got me tickets for his next game because he wants to see me again. Me! Best Christmas ever? Best Christmas ever.

━━━━━━❃━━━━━━       

#ben chilwell #ben chilwell imagine #ben chilwell x reader #ben chilwell fanfic #football imagine #football fanfic #benimagine

[prttykitty87]

Today Update: Officially another year older not really wiser however did just notice some smile wrinkles sooo there is that 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

5/6: I did a thing I have been wanting to do for a few years and finally stopped being a chickenshit 🙈🙈

Hint: had some jewelry added to the girls 😉🤭

OH!! Also got some new jeans and can I say this bitch is feeling damn good about herself 😊

Happy Birthday weekend to Me!!!

[gunsatthaphan]

Yet another anon on this fk/fg issue. It's ok to have different opinions and tastes but that og anon said khao's acting was forced, and I'm like??? where? Have we watched the same show? 😅 (were all those microexpressions and nuances in khao's acting just a figment of my imagination? 😂)

I absolutely agree with you lol I also thought his acting was fantastic but 🤷🏼‍♀️ can't force people to like it 🙈

xxx

#the eclipse

[prettyhighfemme]

17, 20, 23

17: Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online? Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Yes, and yes! Like most young queermos my age (at the start of the internet 🥲), I made most of my early formative sexual relationships online 😂

20: What’s the most surprising discovery you’ve made about your own body?

That I'm multi-orgasmic and can squirt 🙈😅 I spent a lot of time with a lot of partners that didn't quite match up sexually 🤷🏼‍♀️

23: Have you ever watched people having sex?

Yep! I've been a semi-active part of the kink/bdsm scene since I turned 18 and could legally participate 😂 I've seen lots n lots of people I know and/or strangers having sex! I'm more of an exhibitionist than a voyeur but there's always an enjoyable time and place for a good show 😘

#thank you daddyslittlelunita #dat ask #personal #lesbian #wlw #polyam #lesbian bd/sm

[here-for-onee]

5, 20, 41, and 48

5. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

-- I like the thought of letting 2 men have their way with me and making @wanttoshareher watch 🙈. Maybe he would be allowed to join 🤷🏼‍♀️😏

20. Biggest kink?

-- I'm not sure. I get super turned on by audios though.

41. Do you have extreme kinks? Which ones?

-- I don't think I have any extreme kinks. At least not yet, I need more experience 😏

48. Any funny sex stories?

-- I was really teasing @wanttoshareher one day, slowly running my hand over his cock, over and over again. Eventually he asked if I was ever going to play with it, so I took it in my hand and pointed it down and said "nnnneerrrrrooooommm" 😂

Thank you for the asks! 🥰💜

#ask #answered #anon

[daydreamrry]

Mod I know we’re all debating mustache Harry and his interview skills and looking at the amazing pictures but I’m sorry…. I can’t stop laughing at the picture of Mitch. Poor thing has never smiled? 😭😂🤷🏼‍♀️🙈

mitch is so funny and for what

[kmp78]

well well GTGT sexy model from Rangoon

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3IVNpyPlSj/?igsh=Y2ZiYmxhZXc4MnR3

🙈🙈wtf is that?!

What in Walmart American Beauty is this shit? 😂👀

"Muse" 💀

Looks like a 2 dollar Nicky Minaj. 🤷🏼‍♀️