Timothée: Hugh, you’ve worked with some real incredible actors. Where does Timothée Chalamet rank on that list?
Hugh: Well, I’m assuming this is not part of the show that’s going to be broadcast, so I’ll tell you the truth. To be honest, I didn’t like him. And none of us did.
—duck!buck ✨christmas edition✨ is here! thank you to everyone who loves my silly little jeep ducking shenanigans. wishing y’all a merry ducking christmas 💚❤️
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“Ok, so I have them all categorized. Do you want them by year, color, or season?”
Eddie’s eyes widened with a bit of fear. What the hell had Athena gotten him into?
“Um, how about you tell me about your ducks first…what kind are they?”
Buck deadpanned. “Rubber.”
Eddie shook his head, trying to hide his surprise as he pulled out of the parking lot.
Buck let out a cackle, startling Eddie a little.
“You didn’t think I was talking about live duck’s did you?”
Buck said it like it was the most ridiculous thing in the world, as if any of their conversation had been semi normal.
“No, I guess I’m just—confused is all,” was what Eddie settled with.
Buck shook his head as he tapped at his clipboard.
“You’ve never heard of Jeep ducking?”
Eddie shook his head as he turned on his blinker.
“Can’t say that I have.”
—or—
The 1 time Buck gets held at gunpoint and robbed of his ducks, and the 6 times Eddie replaces them. Eddie’s a cop, bucks a firefighter, there’s rubber ducks, what more can I say?
I loved watching Timmy eat... sounds weird, I know.
Can you imagine Armie, who I think would try anything once and is more of an adventurous eater, just convincing Timmy to eat this or that? And Timmy would make faces the whole time but would try them anyway? Because he doesn't want to seem like a picky eater, but really is? I can imagine it.
I'm sorry but these ridiculous bl titles GOTTA stop. my dear gangster oppa??? pit babe??? and here I was, thinking a boss & a babe was the most ridiculous a bl title could go...
"No matter how the two of them felt about each other when the cameras were off, it was the chemistry between their characters that made the show worth watching. She knew it. He knew it. The whole fucking world knew it."
You think Peach ever gives Mario a kiss on the cheek, just because? Or maybe just to see him blush 🤭
The thing is... Peach wishes she could give him a kiss every single day; but the occasions that would typically (or "reasonably") justify such a gesture sadly don't come by nearly often enough, and she's much too shy to do it unprompted; so she has to settle for the next best thing, which is seeking his presence every chance she gets and hugging him a lot. 😭💓
She would vaguely notice how nervous his demeanor becomes whenever she lays a hand on is shoulder, brushes one of his unruly brown locks back into place or briefly wraps her arms around his neck in a welcoming embrace, but she would in truth be much too distracted herself to really ponder said change. 🫠 Feeling her own cheeks warm up and her heart get into a mild frenzy whenever they would be close or directly touching. 💞
Courtney discussed quitting her job with Oscar since he clearly can't handle everything at home by himself and get his work done at the same time. He wasn't sure it was the greatest idea right now but she's convinced it's for the best and impulsively called her boss whilst making dinner.
It's fiiiine, she'll be able to keep on top of the kids and the house, which leaves him to focus on getting better and eventually making some money again...
Oscar: I just don't th-...
Courtney: Shut up and eat my shitty spaget-.. and you better get used to it too.
Oscar: Okay...