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Priest! San x Fem! Reader
Genre: absolute debaucheryย
Summary: You visit your local catholic church, in hopes of cleansing yourself of your sins, only to commit more. A lot more.ย
W.C: 3.9k
Warnings: switch! San, switch! reader, seduction, masterbation, exhibitionism, filthy dialogue, oral (giving), praise kink, cum swapping, grinding, spit play, name calling, degradation, unprotected sex, squirting, dumbificationย
Author's Note: Ahhh, itโs finally my favorite time of year! (๐ตfiNaLLy nOw, iTโs mY tImE๐ต) That means itโs time to unleash all kinds of depravity onto all of you ๐ This is so filthy, like I have absolutely no excuse for this ๐คญ Also, why did this heal some of my religious trauma?? ajsjshgsshkย
Enjoy, you sinners ๐ค
P.S: Iโll be uploading my next (kinda) spooky fic on Oct 17th โจย
Song Rec: Devour by Mr. Kitty, I Wanna Be Your Slave by Maneskin (i chose this song simply because of the lyrics โI wanna be your sinner, wanna be a preacherโ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ผ)ย
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You got out of your car, immediately feeling a cold breeze rush past you, sending some of your hair into your face. After moving a few loose strands of hair that were obstructing your vision, your eyes focused on the large, somewhat intimidating cathedral that was towering over you. You sighed heavily, shutting your car door.
This was your last resort; you didnโt have any clue what to do with yourself if this didnโt work out in your favor. You couldnโt stand it anymore; the constant thirst you felt inside was slowly eating away at your sanity. You were incredibly desperate at this point, willing to do anything and everything to unbind yourself from your affliction.ย
After going up the small flight of stairs that led to the unusually opulent doors of the cathedral, you slowly pushed on one of them, hearing it creak loudly, making you wonder how old the building was. You poked your head in, not seeing anyone around, which made you hesitate, but you pressed on.ย
Once inside, you surveyed the church, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings. There were rows and rows of empty pews, all leading up to an impressive-looking altar, which was littered with white candles, all in various sizes, their flickering flames illuminating the otherwise dark interior.ย
โHello?โ you called out in a somewhat reserved tone, hearing your voice echo throughout the large building.ย
โAh, I wasnโt expecting any visitors this late.โ
You quickly turned your head to the side to see where the soft, yet unmistakably masculine voice was coming from. A youthful-looking man with oddly striking features, stark black hair, and a warm smile came into view. You assumed he was the priest, taking note of the all-black clerical clothing he had on.ย
You were about to speak, but your words were trapped inside your throat. His undeniable charm and grace had caught you off-guard, as well as his unintentional sex appeal. In your head, you had expected the priest to be some old man with a bald patch, not someone who was devilishly handsome. This unexpected turn of events certainly did not help quell the formidable amount of lust that was bubbling up inside of you. If anything, it was just fuel to the already-raging fire.ย
โIโฆumโฆwanted to see if you could help me with something Iโve been struggling with,โ you replied in a hushed tone, taking a few slow steps in the manโs direction, swallowing nervously.ย
San nodded his head in an understanding manner, motioning to the confessional behind him. He slid open one side of it, saying, โIf you wish to confess your sins first, then you may. Itโs up to you, but allowing me to hear them might alleviate some of your guilt. It would also make it easier for me to help you.โย ย
You followed after him and slid open the opposite side of the confessional, taking a step inside and sitting down on the cold wood seat below you. You felt goosebumps begin to form on your bare thighs, prompting you to move your hands past your skirt and onto your legs, rubbing them slowly, as a way to get rid of the sensation.ย
โForgive me, Father, for I have sinned,โ you murmured in a shaky voice, feeling a few drops of sweat begin to cascade down your temples and along the curve of your neck.ย
โGo on, my child. Confess, so that you may be forgiven.โ San leaned his back against the thin wood panel behind him, in order to get more comfortable, his hands resting on his upper thighs.ย
You inhaled and exhaled a few times, unable to escape the constant stream of debauchery that went through your head, which was persistently egging you on to do something that you might regret.ย
โSoโฆIโฆumโฆcanโt seem to stop thinking about sex, no matter what I do. Iโฆconstantly fantasize about the things I want to do to myself and to other peopleโฆeven complete strangers,โ you started, your fingers gripping the sides of your upper thighs. โDay and night, itโs the same thing. Even when I give in and indulge myself, whether on my own or with others, itโฆnever seems to be enough.โ
San shifted uncomfortably in the section next to you, his lips parting slightly as if he wanted to say something, but he remained quiet, letting you continue.ย
โAnd when Iโฆwhen Iโm getting fucked or when I fuck myselfโฆI feel such intense pleasure, like itโs so overwhelmingโฆI almost feel like Iโm going to lose my mindโฆโ you admitted in an impudent manner, exhaling some air out of your nose.ย
San was at a loss for words, never having encountered something quite like this before.ย
You bit back a moan, seemingly turned on from revealing your dirty secret to the innocent priest who was sitting just a few inches away from you. You rested your head back against the wood behind you, suddenly feeling like your insides were going to melt.
โPlease, FatherโฆI canโt take it anymoreโฆโ you whimpered, your heart racing inside your tightening chest. You wiped away some perspiration that was starting to form on your face, taking note of how incredibly hot your skin had felt.ย
San heard how hard you were starting to breathe, prompting him to sit up straight, his eyes focusing on the divider between you, so that he could try to get a better look at what was going on with you.ย
Your hazy eyes flickered in his direction, causing him to be a bit startled. โIโm burning up inside..it feels likeโฆIโm on fire,โ you revealed in a shaky tone, as you precipitously pulled yourself to the edge of the seat and leaned up against the somewhat see-through section of the confessional, looking directly into the priestโs wide eyes.
โIโฆumโฆโ San blinked back at you, feeling a bit of sweat begin to trickle down the side of his forehead, still unsure of how he should react or what he should say, unknowingly encouraging you to do something bold.ย
You exhaled slowly, bringing your trembling fingers up to your chest, gingerly undoing each button of your dress shirt, before letting the thin material slip down off your shoulders, your bare breasts now fully visible and pressing up against the divider. โPlease help meโฆโ
San swallowed harshly, suddenly feeling suffocated by his constricting garbs. โI-Iโฆcanโt. My child, youโฆare simply too overcome by your sins. You need to pray to the lord to give you the strengthโฆt-to combat these impure thoughts of yours,โ he responded fragilely, feeling his heart begin to race and his pants becoming unbearably tight.ย
You whined softly, your fingers already finding their way underneath your skirt, making contact with your bare pussy, rubbing them slowly up and down your wet slit, making sure not to ignore your swollen clit.ย
โPlease, Father. Only you can take this sin away from me.โ You gazed into his eyes, tongue poking out of your mouth and dragging across your bottom lip, just as your two fingers disappeared inside you. โIโm begging youโฆIโll even get down on my kneesโฆif you want me to.โ
San felt like he was one losing his mind now; it was almost like Lucifer himself had visited him in the form of an incredibly seductive woman, desperate to undo all of the hard work and dedication he had put in throughout the years, in order to reach his spiritual enlightenment.ย
โM-my childโฆIโฆI can only do my best to help you, but I canโt promise that I can cure thisโฆailment of yours,โ he replied, evidently giving into his sinful nature, and in turn, being completely overcome with all of the lust he had consistently ignored for years.ย
You let out a strangled moan upon hearing Sanโs words, pumping your fingers into your hole so quickly, that he could clearly hear how wet you were. โFather, tell me what-aaah-to do now,โ you requested, breathing heavily against the divider.ย
San inhaled sharply, reaching out to slide open the panel on his side and motioning for you to join him with his other hand. โCome,โ was all he said, his eyes glossy and his mind clouded with desire.ย
Mistaking his order for you to join him for another version of the word, you curled your fingers inside you and let out a cry of pure pleasure, cumming right then and there. โFfffuckโฆ!โย
San watched you with half-lidded eyes, his lips parted ever so slightly, thoroughly hypnotized by your bewitching aura and complete lack of shame. โI-I meant come over hereโฆโ he informed you, a deep blush present on his cheeks.ย
Once you had realized your mistake, you pulled yourself out of the booth, standing outside of the confessional on his side, waiting for further direction. You smiled to yourself, almost unable to believe that you had gotten your way, which only served to turn you on more. At this point, your arousal was so prominent, it was already dripping down your inner thighs and onto the pristine floor, but you didnโt care. You only had one thing on your mind, just like every other day of the week.
Sanโs lust-filled gaze slowly traveled up your body, as he squeezed his thighs tightly, no longer thinking with his brain, but with his cock.ย
โKneel.โ
Your teeth sunk into your bottom lip so hard, you almost broke the skin. โYes, Father,โ you answered, your voice barely above a whisper. After stepping into Sanโs side on the confessional, you obediently lowered yourself down onto the floor before him, resting your hands on your bruised knees.ย
โWhat will quell this fire within you, my child?โ the priestย questioned, one of his eyebrows raised slightly.ย
Your eyes immediately darted to the obvious bulge that was jutting out against the thin black material of Sanโs robe. As your lips formed into a lewd smile, you reached down and began to unbutton his robe from the bottom and slowly worked your way up.
โI think it might help if I suck your cockโฆjust this once, Father,โ you uttered breathlessly, feeling more and more arousal pool within your core, simply from observing Sanโs flushed face and submissive demeanor.
He nodded his head weakly, drawing in a sharp breath, when you suddenly pulled his pants and boxers down in one swift motion, causing his long veiny cock to spring out against his lower abdomen.ย
You were shamelessly drooling at this point, unable to contain yourself in the slightest. Who could blame you, though? This was the most depraved situation you had ever involved yourself in, so it was only natural that youโd be in such a whorish state.ย
โYou have such a pretty cock, Father,โ you praised, wrapping your warm fingers around the base of his erection and leaning down, in order to lazily drag your tongue from the very bottom of his length up to the tip.
โA-aahโฆโ San bit his lip, watching intently as you began to give gentle kisses to his reddened cockhead, shivering when you sucked it into your mouth like it was a popsicle, and almost losing his sanity when you repeated this action, while your tongue moved around it in a circular motion, until you fully allowed him into your mouth. โO-oh my godโฆโ
You bobbed your head, taking a good portion of his length into your mouth and throat with ease, sucking him off like your life had depended on it, which it did, in a way. โMmโฆmmnnnโฆmm-hmmmโฆโ you moaned onto Sanโs cock, looking up at him with pleading eyes, desperate to hear that you were pleasing him.ย
San slipped his fingers into your hair, stroking it in a gentle manner, as he completely and utterly unraveled before your eyes. โNnnghโฆthatโฆfeelsโฆso gooodโฆโ he whined softly, groaning each time he felt his dick twitch and pulse inside your warm mouth. โPlease, donโt stopโฆโ
You hummed from hearing his praise, as you proceeded to wrap both of your hands around the part of his cock that you couldnโt reach with your mouth, pumping them steadily. The excessive amount of drool in your mouth served only to make wet, sinful sounds that could be heard clearly in the otherwise silent building.ย
San was a whiny, moaning mess at this point, due to the constant influx of pleasure you were so graciously providing him. The unholy sight of you worshiping his cock didnโt help in the slightest, instead encouraging him to delve into a deeper state of pure salaciousness that he wasnโt completely sure he could pull himself out of.
โI-I think Iโm gonnaโฆ!โ the priest gasped, tossing his head back against the wood panel, his hands suddenly reaching out to press onto both sides of the confessional, out of pure desperation. โOh, goddd!โย
Long, hot spurts of cum poured out of Sanโs cock, filling up your mouth and throat completely, causing your eyes to roll back into your skull. You swallowed and swallowed, but he still wasnโt done cumming, due to never relieving himself even once.ย
Sanโs thighs trembled, his chest rising and falling at a rapid rate, his sweaty hands still holding either side of the confessional. โI-IโฆI canโtโฆitโsโฆaaahโฆtoo muchโฆโ he breathed out, a few tears falling from his watery eyes.ย
Once you had a tummy full of cum, you stood up and slowly sat down on Sanโs lap, your cheeks still filled with the white sticky substance that he pumped your mouth full of.ย
Sanโs hands slipped down the walls of the confessional and instinctively settled on your hips, while he looked up at you like you were his new god.ย โYouโฆwhereโฆwhere did you even come from?โ he asked, studying your features.ย
Not giving him an answer, you grabbed his face in your hands and brought him into an open-mouthed kiss, your body pressing up against his.ย
โMmmn..!โ San reacted instinctively, feeling a large amount of his slightly bitter release get pushed into his mouth by your tongue.ย
You tilted your head to the side, deepening the kiss and exploring his mouth thoroughly, feeling more wetness leak out of you, just as you heard San begin to swallow his own cum. You eventually pulled away from him when you felt that he had enough, giggling softly when you saw his fucked-out expression.ย
โOh, you like that, huh? You like guzzling down your own cum like some kind of slut?โ you taunted, sliding your thumb across his spit and cum-covered lips, before popping it into your mouth to clean it. โYouโre pretty fucking filthy for a priest.โย
San whined at your words, unable to deny your statement. He had previously believed that he was better than the rest of society, since he was able to ignore his sexual urges through sheer power of will and constant discipline, but nowโฆnow he was cursing himself for waiting so long to do something as pleasurable as this.ย
โJust be quiet now and let me have my way with youโฆโ San muttered, his eyes darkening with rampant lust, the submissive nature he had exuded just moments ago now being replaced with something he didnโt even know he had in him.ย
You chuckled, finding Sanโs change in tune adorable at first, just before he began rolling his hips in a rhythmic motion, his cock rubbing deliciously against your folds and clit.ย
โO-oh, wowโฆโ you reacted, realizing how serious he actually was. You let out a small gasp when Sanโs mouth suddenly latched onto one of your breasts.ย
San sucked on it in a desperate manner, then used his teeth to pull at your nipple roughly, drawing a moan from your lips. He chuckled darkly against your skin, before swapping one breast for the other, slurping on it messily, his cock still rubbing against you at a steady pace. Spit dripped down his chin, but he didnโt care. He was completely gone at this point, and it was all because of you.ย
You arched your back, barely able to handle the way he was pleasuring you with both his mouth and his cock, despite him not even being inside you yet. In all honesty, it was driving you crazy; you needed him inside you, or else you might actually lose your mind.ย
ย โJust fuck me already!โ you abruptly blurted out, grabbing his shoulders tightly and shaking them a bit, trying to gain his attention.ย
San pulled away from your spit-covered breasts with a small โpopโ, his fingers digging into your hips so firmly, it made you wince from the pain.
โWhatโs the magic word, whore?โย
Your breath got caught in your throat, upon hearing his words. You couldnโt even believe you were dealing with the same man; it was like he was a completely different person. His once gentle gaze was replaced with something that could only be described as wicked; perhaps he had been possessed by a demon. How else could you explain such a sudden switch in character?ย
San suddenly grabbed you by the jaw and forced it down, so that your faces were only a few centimeters apart, growling, โI wonโt fuck you, until you say please, you cock-loving slut.โย ย
โP-pleaseโฆplease fuck me,โ you murmured, almost ready to cum from his words and actions alone. This was the best possible outcome of the unusual situation you were in; maybe God was real, after all. โPlease, FatherโฆFuck me like the whore I am. I need itโฆso badโฆโย
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โCumming for the third time already? You really are nothing but a slave for cock, huh?โ Sanโs face was buried in your neck, his lips ghosting along your skin, his hips snapping up into yours at an unrelenting pace. โOr is it just my cock that drives you crazy?โย
Your brain felt fuzzy and clouded, barely allowing you to understand what San was saying to you; all you could focus on was the mind-breaking amount of pleasure that was radiating from your lower half and coursing throughout your entire body.ย
Sanโs fingers sunk into both sides of your ass, squeezing it roughly, as he continued to plunge himself into you as deep as he possibly could.ย โCome on, stay with me, baby. Donโt be fading away now. You got what you wanted, now tell me how much you love it,โ he huffed, using one hand to grab you by the jaw once again, looking directly into your barely-open eyes.ย
โI-it feels so fucking good, Father!โ you whined, parting your lips obediently just as San slid his thumb into your mouth.ย
โGood girl.โย
San held one side of your face, his thumb still inside your mouth, thrusting wildly into you, until you both had reached your highs at the same time. He slowed down his movements significantly, but didnโt stop completely, shivering when he felt your combined essence drip down to the base of his cock and onto the wood flooring below.
You pulled your mouth off of his thumb and slumped forward in his arms, panting heavily. โFuckโฆโ was all you could say, as your eyes fluttered shut.ย
โDonโt be falling asleep now, my pretty little cockslut. Iโm not done with you yet,โ San informed you, as he held your thighs sturdily and stood up, carrying you out of the confessional and sitting down on one of the pews with you still in his lap, his cock still inside you.ย
You blinked down at San with wide eyes, unable to believe how much stamina he had possessed, not that you were complaining. This was what you wanted, after all.ย
Sanโs hands suddenly dropped from your legs, his dark eyes studying yours, as his body lowered down a bit against the wooden seat.
ย โI want to watch you ride my cock. Can you be a good little whore and do that for me?โย
You nodded your head enthusiastically, calmly resting your hands on Sanโs shoulders, before abruptly slamming your hips down into his at a desperate speed right out of the gate. You lowered your chin, drinking in all of the manโs pleasured facial expressions.ย
โJesus Christโฆ!โ San gripped the edge of the seat, his nails digging into the wood, unable to hold back his moans. His cock throbbed persistently against your tight inner walls, prompting him to do his best not to cum too quickly.ย
You leaned down and held Sanโs warm face in your hands, looking deep into his eyes. โIs it good, Father? Does it feel good?โ you asked in an airy tone, bouncing on his cock with reckless abandon, your lips just barely brushing over his.
โY-yes, it-haaah-feels amazingโฆNow, come here,โ he huffed, suddenly holding your face as well and pulling you into an open-mouthed kiss, his tongue immediately exploring every inch of your mouth. Once San had his fill, he pushed your face away, your lips still connected by a few strings of saliva.ย
You were on the edge of orgasming once again, desperate to reach it, your sanity almost completely gone at this point in time.ย โFillโฆFill me up with your salvation, FatherโฆI need it, pleaseโฆgive it to meโฆ!โ you begged, holding tightly onto San, your sweat-covered body pressing against his.ย
โOh, my godddโฆโ San groaned out, his dark eyes boring into yours, before growling, โAsk and you shall receive, you filthy fucking whore!โ
San suddenly gripped your ass tightly in his hands, bucking his hips up into yours, fucking you as deep and hard as he possibly could, drawing loud, broken moans from your lips, as well as causing you to squirt all over his cock. His movements started becoming sloppy and desperate, his thighs trembling slightly against yours.ย
โIโm- Fuckโฆ!โ San tossed his head back against the pew, as he pumped you full of his cum for the second time, filling your pussy up to the brim, just as you had begged for.ย โJesus fucking Christ, this tight little cunt of yours is milking me dryโฆโ he exhaled, moving forward to rest his head on your shoulder, holding you in place, cum still being forced out of his cock in slow spurts, due to all the years he went without a single release.
You were delirious, to say the least, unable to form a single coherent thought. โFaโฆtherโฆโ you murmured out, voice barely above a whisper. Holding onto San with a death grip, you looked up, completely enamored with the way the light of the moon shone through the mosaic glass behind the altar. Overcome with pleasure and borderline psychosis, you blinked a few tears away, swearing you saw God herself.
San remained quiet for quite a while, just focusing on his breathing, while coming down from his high and coming to terms with the choices he had made.
You pulled back slightly, so that you could caress the panting priestโs face, looking at him with sparkling eyes. โYouโฆcured me, FatherโฆThe burning I felt insideโฆitโs gone. All I feel isโฆloveโฆโ you informed San, giving him a genuine smile, before pressing your lips onto his cheek, as a thank you.
San looked at you with tired, bloodshot eyes, feeling both incredibly satisfied and guilty at the same time. He sighed softly, wiping some sweat from his brow.ย
โIโm glad I could be of assistance.โ
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Urban Wyatt x Reader x Daughter Instagram AU
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cassiewyatt Fathers fashion style, but mothers music talent ๐ค โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
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urbanwyatt ๐ yes to all of that
yourusername Some of his outfit decisions were questionable but he made it work.
urbanwyatt It worked if I pulled you.
yourusername Pulled? ๐คฎ ๐ What if I told you it wasnโt for your outfits ? ๐ ๐
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cassiewyatt NO ๐ STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!
alizemiaharlow You always have the best outfits ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ค๐ผ
cassiewyatt ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
jackharlow You and Mia making music and putting out your EP in the same month, that shit pulls at my heartstrings. Proud of you both. Keep killing it!!!!!!
cassiewyatt Uncle Jack-Jack ๐ฅบ thank you to aunt & my parents for always pushing Mia and I to follow our dreams, even if we kept changing them 100xs over and over again.
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cassiewyatt Arriving at the Harlow x Wyatt party reunion- yes thatโs a thing ๐ชฉ ๐๐ป
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ezharlow ๐ธ ๐
cassiewyatt Youโre just like my dad omg ๐ yes photo creds to annoying ass Ezequiel ๐ง
urbanwyatt Donโt compare me to this little shit
ezharlow This little shit used to be your favorite back in the day
urbanwyatt Used to, key word
yourbestiename Aww are you still mad that Ez and Cass have a thing???
urbanwyatt There is not a thing.
yourusername There is and there isnโt, turns out your daughter is just like you when it comes to dating. She doesnโt want commitment, but god forbid Ezequiel entertains another girl ๐๐
urbanwyatt Atta girl
jackharlow May I remind you how that played out? For 3 years between you both????
urbanwyatt Oh ๐ค yea thatโs not happening.
alizemiaharlow My sexy baby ๐ ๐ฅ
cassiewyatt Where are you?? Pls tell me youโre already here? Save me from them!
alizemiaharlow ๐ Iโm with the moms at the bar.
jackharlow ALIZE MIA HARLOW, you better not be drinking!!!
yourbestiename Sheโs not, relax she knows better. Cass, are you going to walk in or are you going to stand outside arguing with my son all night?
cassiewyatt ๐ณ How do you-nvm, yes omw
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cassiewyatt Doctors, heโs out again!!!!!!! when your dad thinks he can still hang ๐ he looks miserable right now.
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yourusername Cassandra te va regaรฑar tu papรก ๐๐๐๐ but yes, totally agree.
urbanwyatt Why are you picking on me now?
jackharlow LMAO ๐คฃ
cozane Old man canโt hang anymore ๐คฃ๐
urbanwyatt Says the one who passed out on the stairs after 6 shots.
alizemiaharlow Haha Nino Urby you definitely look like you broke out from a mental hospital ๐
ezharlow Because he did ๐
urbanwyatt Boy if you donโt get the fuck outta here!!!!!!! You coming for me when youโre trying to get with my daughter? NOOOO.
yourbestiename Leave my son alone, or Iโll tell them all the stories from Y/N and Miami.
yourusername Wait how did I get involved into this?
jackharlow He comes for our son, we tell your daughter how yโall really started your wonderful relationship ๐๐๐๐
ezharlow I want to know this. Tell us everything you know about him and tia ๐
yourbestiename Kid, weโre trying to make things easier for you. Donโt stir the pot, youโre just like @ druski2funnny
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Since i made tjis tag i thought i might as well add onto it already so uh yeahโฆ again: feel free to use this to explain the internet to ur parents
Emoji guide!!
๐: is like a way to laugh. Specially like a โbruhโ or โno she/he/they/you did notโ, โi cant believe he/she/they/you did thisโ or โthere is no way they/you/she/he did this!โ. Do not use this if someone died please!
๐ญ: also a laugh. Dont ask. People use it differently but many people use it specifically when they are jokingly complaining or whining about something. Also when something is unbelievable and/or like a wheezing โwhat?!โ or โseriously?!โ
๐ฅบ: we usually mock ppl w this saying theyโre pick me (fishing for compliments)
๐ค : i hate my life right now
๐๐: those are like a frozen smile and show that u highly dislike smt
๐: im about to strangle someone and beat the shit out of them. When you need to take a deeo breath to keep cool
๐: either mocking pedoph!les lt trying to creep someone out or saying that someone is creepy
๐: hAHa YoUrE So FuNnY (hint: youre not funny)
๐: ironically saying โlook what Iโve accomplishedโ
๐ฅน: is the version of โ๐ฅบโ that we actually use
๐ฅฒ: can be โbeautifulโ *wipes tear from eye* or like the office glance at the camera.
๐: i do not in fact have very good intentions
โบ๏ธ: im gonna kill u. Kind of a โyou did what now?!โ when u try to keep calm
๐: im so not okay right now and i hate my life or being proud in a bragging way
๐: make fun of pedoph!les
๐: uh-huh thats right. Im great (and u suck). OR โgood girlโ yk?? Or being proud
๐: also a frozen smile kinda thing
๐: hehe mischievous
๐: mocking old ppl
๐คช: ironic way of mocking pick me girls (aka girls that are fishing for compliments)
๐คจ: โthats what she saidโฆโ
๐ง: โdo you realise what youre saying??โ
๐ค: making a mocking voice
๐: mikedrop
๐ฅธ: are you aware that u sound like an idiot rn
๐คฉ: IM GONNA BE A DOCTOR OR LAWYER OR SMT (i didnโt fail my maths exam for once)
๐ฃ๐: u gonna cry?/ go cry about it
๐ซ: our generation is weird and has to make everything moaning. Sry but this is moaning.
๐ฉ: โOH COME ON!โ
๐คฏ: are you telling me you didnโt know this yet?
๐ฅต: moking hot situations or saying โthat was closeโ
๐ฅถ: โYOU GOT ROASTEDโ
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ: wasn me
๐ฑ: are you telling me u didnโt know this?
๐ค: im so happy for u (i hate you and i donโt think u deserve shit and itโs not fair that i have smt i want. Fuck u)
๐คญ: you think im frightened of u?
๐ค: ironic way to say โi wonder whyโ
๐คซ: i did smt haha
๐คฅ: i did smt not-so-haha
๐ซ : โthat was so embarrassingโ discompfot or blush or a way of showing a crush. Some people use it as that thing where j get rly angry and try to cover it up and then your eye starts twitching
๐คฅ: haha wasn me (it totally was me and we all know it)
๐ซฅ: no ones laughing
๐๐: i cant w u
๐ซจ: more ironic version of โ๐ฅถโ
๐คค: i want that
๐๐ด: waiting
๐ฎโ๐จ: why r u such an idiot? And why did god choose me to handle it?
๐ต- ohโ (swallowing a laugh)
๐ฅด: w h a t
๐คข: exxeragating way to make fun of ppl
๐ค: gimme gimme
๐คก: u/i sound like an idiot. Also way to mock creeps
๐น๐บ: when u make your voice all bellowish and/or come of creepy and weord
๐ฝ: he/she/they sounds like an idiot. Are they dumb? Or โgirlโ?โ
๐พ: stop talking. Ur annoying and also no ones buying ur shit
โ๏ธ: often used ironically
๐ค๐ผ: *cheffkiss*
๐ซฐ๐ผ๐ค๐ป: teeny weeny
๐ซด๐ป: y tho
โ๐ผ: mhm (pretending to be an authority figure, usually in a lightly mocking way)
๐๏ธ: oft used in combo w โ๐ญโ to say โcan i live??โ
๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ: heh
โ๏ธ: noted OR im writing u in my death note
๐ฆถ: stfu or what ur saying makes no sense
๐ซฆ: mockingly sexual
๐ฃ: ur onto smt
๐: โwoOHPโ *swallows a laugh*, he said what?, offensive sideeye, looking forward to smt OR i may or me not be plning smt (im absolutely planning smt) aka what i says has double meaning
๐ฃ๏ธ: no one wants to hear your bullshit
๐ผ: opposite as ๐
๐: this isnt a massage. This is me desperatly holding my demples and taking deep breaths so i dont kill anyone
๐
: fab. Its also kind of slang/ hidden way to say โgayโ and do the handflick thingy. At least it used to be idk
๐งโ๐ฆฏ: ur not making any sense
๐งโโ๏ธ: someone spunds like an idiot or idk what to do w myself/ this sotuation
๐ด๏ธ: you are about to break into dancing
๐บ๐: vibing w music
๐ฉ/๐: used to be like โha look how smart i am because of tjis one thing i got rightโ in a nonserious way but no one rly uses it anymore
๐: marry me (obv) but like in an easy way. You had a good idea and im flashed by it so im exerragating your genious so much i want to marry u. Thats just an example obv
๐: u dropped this
๐ฆ: delulu
โจ: to make a word fancy like precenting a banner u put one of these at the beginning and end of the word/phrase/sentence. This can br sarcastic or serious. In quarantine many people used this as general quote unquote marks
๐๐: hehe
๐ฅ: pften used by bro-pal-guy-jocks to push a post by comenting
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