#🙈 anon

[merakiui]

oh oh oh and when stepson floyd's pops finally finally kicks the bucket he can have his mama and all of his property and imagine he tells mama:

"Aren'tcha part of the property I inherited?"

-🙈 anon

:O AND WHAT IF YOU WERE PAPA LEECH'S TROPHY WIFE......... oooo but then it's also yummy if you're a milf. orz either way, Floyd's still down bad for you,,,, he inherits the family business and his step-mama becomes his wife (you don't have a say in this). Life is so good. <3 he definitely acts as if the two of you are newlyweds, taking you out on a fancy honeymoon after everyone's properly grieved and mourned. There's no need for you to cry about his old man. Let Floyd make you feel aaaall better instead. You're his now and he's determined to be good to you! But then he's always been good for his mama, right?

That one trope where you try to crawl away from [insert character here] because his dick is too big and it's all so much all at once....... that with Floyd. >:D trying to crawl away from him on the bed because there's no way you can have sex with him, but he just grabs you by your hips and tugs you back so he can pound into you from behind while you're on your knees and elbows hehe. <3

#twisted chit chat #tw: stepcest #n/sfw #🙈 anon

[wilbursprincess]

hiii i was the one who requested the proposal :D it turned out really good! can i be 🙈 anon?

since we’re on the topic of proposals could you write about what the wedding would be like? or maybe even the honeymoon?

You and Wilbur’s Marriage

Wilbur Soot x Female Reader

Warnings: A few lines about the *ahem* wedding night towards the end ;)

Hi 🙈 anon… (and ✨ anon, since you requested this too!) Sorry this one has taken me awhile! Life has been. Lifing. But on the bright side, this is such a cute ask :)

Headcannons below cut!

~You two have a beautiful wedding, in a field full of flowers in the British countryside with all your friends and family <3

~Phil, Tommy, Ranboo, and Charlie are his groomsmen, decked out in ridiculous ties and even more ridiculous socks.

~Grace, Molly, Kristen, and Niki are your bridesmaids! You dress everyone in long silk gowns, accentuating the decor and the scenery!

~The ceremony is gorgeous, with vows you wrote yourself and rings that sparkle in the sunlight.

~”You may now kiss the bride!” Nonono, Wilbur takes it as ‘you may now literally sweep the bride off her feet as you kiss her’

~Having your first dance to the Arctic Monkeys <3

~When you finally get back to the hotel after the reception, Wilbur decides to be chivalrous and help you undo your hair and take off your dress.

~Half an hour and several snapped bobby pins later, you’re giggling and a little tipsy from the champagne, unable to stop kissing each other.

~It takes a solid hour before he can get you out of the dress, and at that point, you know you’re in for a lovely night.

~Neither of you sleep a wink.

~Once you finally get back to your house as a married couple, Wilbur really steps up.

~Really pitches in around the house, making sure you weren’t overwhelmed with the chores even when he was at band practice all day.

~Starts so many cute traditions!

~Fresh flowers in the house for you every week <3

~Comes home after practice with a bag of your favorite takeout, and you run to kiss him hello.

~Sharing the shower in the morning if you’re running late… which ends up making you both more late.

~He steals all your fluffy socks since he thinks they’re nicer than his, plus you roll them up nicely and he thinks that’s adorable.

~You never sleep in pajamas again. Always in his tshirts.

#princesswrites #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x you #wilbur soot #wilbur x reader #mcyt x you #wilbur x you #wilbur soot fluff #wilbur headcanons #wilbur soot x female reader #mcyt fluff #mcyt headcannons #wilbur mcyt #mcyt x reader #mcyt smut #princesshcs #🙈 anon #✨ anon

[thefallenmk]

Do you have any Hazbin hotel sketches?? (Ps: I love ur art)

-🙈 anon

Hiii!! Haven't been active for a while, but as a matter of fact I do have some of them! (Been a fan since 2020 and I'm literally so glad that Hazbin hotel is getting the attention :3)

If you guys want to also consider the opening of my sketchbook 🤭

#thefallenmk #alastor hazbin hotel #art #hazbin art #angel dust #charlie x vaggie #chaggie #husk #valentino trash #🙈 anon #Vox #nifty #cherry bomb #sir pentious #hazbinhotel

[kumezyzo]

found out that tumblr started doing this thing where, if an ask is in your inbox for too long, they dont let you edit it 😃. so im pissed.

but, aside from that, i already marked you as 🙈 anon, and I really hope you dont mind that this is more blurby 😅

i already wrote him in the enemies to lovers and how he would confess.

but if its normal (?) reader, he was really nervous to start out. you were just truly his dream person that he didn't even think he should shoot his shot. but the way you smiled at him and reciprocated his touch couldn't have just been his mind playing tricks on him.

he's blushing and trying not to look you in the eye when he stammers through the confession. for you, its hard not to blush and smile at his shy demeanour.

but your relationship is a whole other vibe. you're comfortable with each other quickly. like walking around in only underwear, peeing with the door wide open, and sharing a netflix account type comfortable.

it's just reall cute

i hope i interpreted your ask properly. if i didn't, im sorry 😭😭 and yes thats a ss or the ask cause of fucking tumblr (jk i luv you tumbly wumbly) -nony

#sapnap #anon #asks #sapnap x reader #sapnap x you #dteam #sapnap x y/n #sapnap fluff #sapnap x reader fluff #🙈 anon

[velvetstreets]

did anyone post the commercial?? I’m looking and searching 😭 - 🙈

I don’t think so but here! I’ll post it 🤝

#🙈 anon #jack harlow

[vanwritesfan-fiction]

the aggressive nae nae!!! I’m crying, that shit came out of nowhere 💀 he was just like whoop BAM! - 🙈

It of course made me think of this video lol

#jack harlow #jackman thomas harlow #jackharlow #jackman harlow #🙈 anon

[hotsforharlow]

The Kentucky derby fic with drake and jack just does something to me LOL would you consider doing a part two where jack goes to drake for relationship advice if you guys are going through a rough patch?? - 🙈

AN: Hi, I hope you like this x

The first few months of the relationship had been complete bliss as you both got to know each other and you couldn’t deny the sex was incredible. You shouldn’t have been so shocked when things began to be not so great. The slight arguing had begun, and you knew it was because he was going to be on tour soon and you were scared. What if he found someone better? You had tried to keep those insecurities at bay as you snuggled back into Jack’s chest. You smiled softly at yourself about how life had quickly changed but you wouldn’t have it any other way. Those were the thoughts you tried to focus on when you watched him sleep so peacefully with his arm wrapped around you in a tight embrace.

Leaning in, you softly pressed a kiss to his forehead; your fingers moving the curls from his eyes before you tried to move away. “Where are you going?” Jack softly asked, his voice thick with sleep as he pulled you close. “Just getting ready for work.” You whispered into his ear as he softly groaned and those eyes of his fluttered open. You smiled at the cuteness he embodied, he really was too good to be true. You leaned in and pecked those lips before sliding from his embrace. “Y/N..” He whined and tried to reach for you as you danced away. You giggled and shook your head some more whilst wrapping a silk robe around yourself that he had gifted.

You looked over your shoulder once more with a soft smile before collecting your phone and moving down stairs. You swiped open the messages with your friend who you had been talking to through this bad patch. It’s better this morning. You replied and moved into the kitchen. Think we might be on a better track. You continued. You placed the phone on the counter and moved around the place that had become like a home so quickly. It was like things were meant to be. Your happiness was slowly coming down when you noticed the calendar and how close Jack was to leaving you. And you knew it was his job, which is why you had been silent about it all.

Sighing, you tried to distract yourself and moved around to make breakfast for you both. You reached for the fridge and realised a shopping trip was in order. “Silly.” You muttered to yourself and wondered how he’d survived without you. You began to make your way back upstairs to change before telling Jack you’d have to nip out. Your ears picked up his voice, you assumed he was on the phone and was about to ignore it when you heard your name. “I just don’t know what to do.” Jack whispered and you subtly stepped closer. “I don’t want to lose her but I don’t know what I’ve done wrong.” He continued to babble and your heart ached. Okay, so you hadn’t really been great at telling him what had been wrong and now you felt bad.

Drake’s voice came out of the phone as you peaked into the room to see Jack on loudspeaker as he moved to dress. “Well, aren’t you getting close to leaving for the tour?” He asked, nailing why you were so upset in one guess. “Oh…” Jack whispered, half way through placing his top on as it all made sense now. God, he was stupid. “Yeah, you are an idiot. Just tell her how you feel. She’s probably worried you’ll forget about her or something.” You listened to Drake babbling and hated how he seemed to know exactly how you felt. You slowly moved back so you wouldn’t be caught eavesdropping. “Jack!” You called out and pretended to have just come from the stairs.

“Gotta go.” You heard Jack mumble as you ducked down and tightened your hold on your robe. “Hey baby.” He whispered and wrapped his arms around you almost instantly. “You good?” Jack asked and stroked your back to play with the ends of your hair. “Yeah, I think we need to do some shopping.” You giggled out before burrowing into his neck. “Ahh, I knew I forgot something.” Jack chuckled and peppered your face with soft kisses as he kept you close. His hands moved to your arse and palmed you slightly whilst staying in your embrace. “Are you sure you are okay?” He asked again and you decided on taking pity on him; he was trying hard, you thought to yourself.

“I just worry…” You softly whispered into his chest before leaning away. “I just don’t want you to forget about me when you go.” The words easily fell from your mouth now that the flood gates were open and you felt better for it. “I’m sorry..I know it’s your work and it’s silly, really.” You began to babble now as his hands stroked your sides. “Shh, it’s not silly.” Jack whispered into your ear and cupped your face gently as he leaned in for a soft, chaste kiss. “Nothing that makes you sad is silly.” He hummed and stroked your cheek before his thumb moved across your bottom lip. Jack leaned in to peck your lips again and again whilst keeping you close to his chest.

“You know I’d never forget you. You're it for me now.” Jack whispered his promises into your ear whilst moving to hotly kiss down your neck. “Do you need to go shopping?” He smirked against your soft skin as he grabbed your arse some more. You giggled and shook your head at his greediness as you leaned for a soft, sensual kiss. “No…I guess not, if you aren’t hungry?” You hummed as he backed into the bedroom. His arm still wrapped around you and your silk robe was easily falling to your feet in one movement. “I am…just not for food.” Jack teasingly whispered as he turned you both around and pushed you onto the bed. He watched you bounce with a growing smirk.

He crawled up your body and hotly kissed up your stomach before capturing your lips once more. “I love you.” Jack whispered and locked eyes with you as his hands began to move south. Your body arched and your heart skipped a beat at those words.

#🙈 anon #request #jack harlow x reader

[heavyhitterheaux]

Reeeeeeee

HEAR ME OUT

Now this may be an ungodly level of delulu but WHAT IF Jack released that song cause he sees what the tumbr girlies are fantasizing and writing about and he’s like

nah I gotta set the record straight right NEOW I’m vanilla

but just to soften the blow added that he will Choke you 😉

-🙈

First off, where you been at!?!?!?

At this point, he has had to have lurked on here 👀👀

But he can choke me any day of the week, tie me up, ALLADAT lmao 🤭🤭🤭

#ree's anons #🙈 anon

[merakiui]

since you first posted the snippets every day ive been checking your account to see if tmdg has been posted but now that i know it's coming this week im shaking and i don't think im mentally prepared!!!

oh oh can i be 🙈 anon??

AAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOOKING FORWARD TO TMDG!!!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ I'm so happy to know you're eagerly anticipating it and have been checking to see if it's posted. <3 please prepare yourself for a long story filled with silliness, sugary romance, scheming yandere, and SO MUCH KISSING. >:)

And you may absolutely be 🙈 anon!!!!!! I hope you'll have a wonderful time reading tmdg once it's published!!!

#sweet messages #🙈 anon

[somuchyoudontknow]

Sophia I want to know if they have lost their minds.

3 of them have posted their faces on their blogs,2 of them revealed their workplace/business. One owns a small business and one works for that huge company that's represented by a mouse who wears red shorts(I know all this because I was a casual follower till they slowly showed their true colors?

Are they not afraid of termination,loss of business and public humiliation????

I'm disgusted and horrified by them! They should be reported for something!

-🙈

This is something very unexpected and I didn't even see this coming 🤦‍♀️

#🙈 anon #chris-evans #chris evans pr

[sturnioloshacker]

ur so hot mama thank you for sharing those photos! 🙈

you’re so welcome pretty baby 🩷

#asks ❤️ #anon asks #🙈 anon

[zoeythegoodgirl]

...ive never thought about forcing someone into me from a more controlling position but omg

i can't domme to save my life but *god* it'd be hot to insist on riding you while you and our domme tell me it's okay if I can't 👉👈 I would *make* it fit just to see your eyes widen and to hear her surprise and praise for managing to stretch around you 🥺🙈

I can't promise I'd be able to fuck you like that but even if I just cockwarmed you to get used to your size, that would be okay, right? 🙈🙈🙈

Oh, hon, that'd be wonderful! I'd never insist that you take more than you can handle, though I know I can be a lot 🤭 I think it'd be so fun to co-sub with and be teased by our dom, you for struggling to fit me, and me for being unusably big but so desperate to be used anyway.

#🙈 anon #hmm i wonder who this could be 🤭

[ventismacchiato]

jptp has been such a roller coaster, i will NEVER stop rereading it, like, ever

and the character development is real!!!

- 🙈

that’s so sweet omfg ☹️🫶

ALSO HEYY U EXPOSED URSELF

#kai mail 💌 #🙈 anon

[velvetstreets]

Need Jack to fuck me…with the glasses on 🫢 because I am LOSING it - 🙈

no bc it’s SOMETHING ABOUT THESE SPECIFIC ONES HE WEARS THAT MAKES ME INSANE

#🙈 anon #I LOSE MY MIND #BRAIN GLITCHING #PUSSY WHIMPERING #DOwn BAD

[vanwritesfan-fiction]

not me searching and searching for the fic about a sweaty jack after soccer…..yup you know the one 🤭 well you see the problem is I couldn’t find it and forgot the title 😭 - 🙈

I don’t know if you mean my fic but I did write one!

#jack harlow #🙈 anon

[hotsforharlow]

Could you write something about Jack with reader who has stretch marks on her butt/thighs?? It’s a huge insecurity 🥲 - 🙈

AN: Hi, I hope you like it x

You looked in the mirror as time slowly ticked by. You and Jack were getting ready for a club appearance and you were buying time. Maybe you shouldn’t go, you thought to yourself whilst pulling down the little, black dress Jack had gifted you. “You ready, Y/N?” Jack shouted up the stairs. “A moment.” You called back whilst chewing on your bottom lip. You needed to get out of this headspace, you thought to yourself. You didn’t realise that the moment had passed; time was moving quickly. Jack had made his way upstairs and was leaning against the door; watching you with those soft blues of his. 

“You good?” He whispered, not wanting to scare you but you still jumped. Your eyes quickly found his. “Yeah, all good.” You hummed; smiling a little too brightly and he was quick to catch onto that. “Are you sure?” Jack asked again, gently prodding you as he moved to take your hands in his. You nodded, not trusting yourself with your words as you nearly melted from his touch alone. “Shouldn’t we go now?” You whispered. “Only if you want.” Jack whispered, stroking your cheek for a moment. “Of course I want to.” You babbled but he still kept you still; stroking your slides sweetly. 

“Then what’s wrong?” He whispered, cupping your face so gently before leaning in and capturing your soft lips. “I just…maybe I should wear a longer dress.” You whispered back, looking down at yourself once more. “If that’s what you want…you look beautiful anyway.” Jack babbled, brushing your noses together. You smiled to yourself and wondered how you had gotten so lucky. “Maybe tights.” You were back to babbling to yourself now. A look of confusion came over Jack’s face as he looked you up and down. “What’s wrong?” He softly stroked your cheek again whilst moving you both to the end of the bed. 

“I just..It just shows a lot of my stretch marks.” You whispered, blushing a little as you tried to hold yourself together. “So?” Jack asked in complete confusion, his head tilted to one side adorably. You ducked your head once more; of course, Jack didn’t care. It’s what you loved about him. “They look bad and I hate it.” You began to babble now as you tried to fight off the tears; you had worked hard on your makeup. “Hey, don’t say things like that.” Jack whispered into your ear, engulfing you into a hug. You burrowed into his neck some more as his fingers moved through your locks.

“You are beautiful. All of you.” He whispered sweet nothings into your ear that you tried to believe. You softly shook your head even whilst trying to take comfort from him. “I just wish I didn’t have them.” You babbled out before your eyes found the clock beside you both; ticking away. “We’ll be late.” You whispered out; still not completely comfortable as you played with your hands. “We don’t have to go.” Jack softly spoke, cupping your face as your eyes locked with each other. His words had your heart warming and you wondered what you had done to deserve him. 

“No, it’s okay. I’ll be fine.” You babbled; mostly to yourself as you tried to control your insecurities rising within you. “I love you.” Jack whispered, cupping your face so sweetly before leaning in for a soft kiss. “I love you too.” You hummed, brushing your noses together as his hold on you only tightened. 

~

Jack didn’t leave your side all night; even when he moved on stage, he had you against his side and loved on. His hand resting on your arse and when you settled beside him on the chair; Jack would slowly stroke your thighs. “You good?” He whispered into your ear over the music whilst placing a lock of your hair around your ear. “Yeah, better now.” You ducked your head; cuddling up on his side once more. Your little dress moving up with your movements. You didn’t notice the fans recording the moment as you moved to nuzzle into his neck. His hold only tightened and softly stroked your skin as you began to hotly mouth at his neck.

You were feeling so much better now after his words but also the actions he followed up with. His touchiness was something you secretly adored. Okay, maybe it wasn’t so secret as you moved onto his lap without any care. His attention moved from the conversation he was having to look up at you. His hands moved up and down your sids as his smile only widened. “Want to dance?” Jack whispered up at you, knowing you enjoyed it. “Really?” You giggled, Jack hardly came onto the dance floor with you. He nodded and those blues of his brightened as you hummed with happiness. 

Your giggles continued as your friends looked up from their conversations for a moment and watched you drag Jack down the stairs. “Are you ready?” You whispered up at him as you cuddled into his chest for a moment. His hand moved to your arse; palming you as he swayed. “Of course.” He smiled, leaning in to capture your soft lips.

#jack harlow x reader #request #🙈 anon