a year ago I told this guy on reddit I wouldn't DM him anymore after he revealed he's 17 and today he messages me "I turned 18 if you still want to talk" ππ
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My goal in life is to be lowkey, stay out the way and not do too much
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Character created to show that society easily forgives physically attractive people: *exists* Society: *proves the point*
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Balgruuf the Greater: Don't take this personally . . .
Ulfric Stormcloak: Best I can do is take it extremely personally, immediately.
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Me: Lufthavn is such a cute word! Air + harbour! Hehe Norwegians are so adorable with their funny little language π
My brain: You know what another word for harbour is? Port. An air. port. English is exactly the same you fucking watermelon.
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Me: Iβll make a βcurrently working onβ page so I can hold myself accountable by focusing on these fics listed
Also me: *opens new draft* but what about this multi fic series idea-
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NO WAY! π
Miller Legacy
G15 beginning
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dose you wipe after using the toilet
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I saw an anti-HASO post complaining about the genre and how humans actually suck. And wow, don't you have anything better to do than shit on something people enjoy? Especially in their tags. HASO hasn't hurt anyone. If one story is racist or whatever thats one author in a genre built online by tons of small just-want-to-have-fun writers, attack that one story. But nah, "HASO is bad because humans are bad or whatever. So let me shit on otjer people's enjoyment" Why are people so miserable?
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It's been a hell of a week and I'm craving some smut/fluff.... Secondo desperately wanting to be a daddy... But like something I haven't written lol π
Anyways commissions open anyone?
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Goofing around while working sound, and as the only girl of the crew of course I've picked up a nickname π how am I gonna ditch the it when even my professor is now calling me "Boom Girl" π€¦π»ββοΈ and humming Shaggy π€·π»ββοΈ
Please don't reblog, share or save this photo, thank you βΊοΈ
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J'Zargo, as the rest of Winterhold burns behind him: Don't be part of the problem. Be the whole problem.
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somehow THIS is among the most powerful bloodlines in the world of mages.
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Me, regularly: Oh shit I think I left my car keys at home! How will I drive back there?
Me, moments later: You are not home because you drove somewhere in your car, dumbass.
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