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fluffysocks099 · 4 months

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If you don’t say happy holidays to me when I buying shit from the store. Go fuck yourself. At my house we don’t celebrate Christmas we celebrate Transmas. If you don’t celebrate wokemas don’t interact with me. If I hear a single merry Christmas I will get you on the no fly list, do not try celebrating Christmas after telling me “merry Christmas”. You pagan ripping off Catholics need to learn some manors. Do not tell me merry Christmas. I only accept happy holidays you god fearing heathens.

#slay #relatable #196 #shitpost #not serious #christmas #🤮🤢#transmas 😎

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maplesyruplover · 10 months

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I've 🤢 returned *dry heave* t-to Wattpad 🤢🤮

#ao3 come back pls #ao3 #ao3 down #my kids are both asleep #i need my fics #🤮🤢#i hate wattpad

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maddies-chronicles · 6 months

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help my dad got mussels and they smell like shit

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wiccan-nouir · 10 days

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I’m always shocked when I see pernico shipper. I thought they vanished but they are getting to comfortable now.

I still don’t get it, why would you ship a 14 yo with a 17 yo ???? (Let’s not forget that rick messed up the age, isn’t Nico like 12 yo in TLO?)

#percy jackson #nico di angelo #percy jackson tv show #pjo series #jail #concerning thought #I’m starting to think that y’all are ped*phile #solangelo and Percabeth supremacy #age cap #🤮🤢#anti pernico

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tbitiraflari · 24 days

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3. Sınıfta bana kuzenine aşık olduğunu söylediğini hatırlıyorum kerem

Aynı anda iki kızı birden sevecek kadar koca kalpli kerem ( Şerefsiz )

Allahın cezası

Kalbi çok büyük doldurması gerekiyordur ablası

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andtherestishistory13 · 9 months

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HE ALSO TRIED TO ASK OUT MY MAMAS FRIEND?!?!!? THEN WAS SURPRISED WHEN SHE REJECTED HIM AND TOLD MAMA?!? MEN HAVE NOTHING IF NOT AUDACITY

#I’m not even the one getting divorced but I’m about to be a bitter bitch #what even is this #🤮🤢#personal

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kewpie-wings · 1 year

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Shinji.... congratulations 👏

#🤮🤢#spotify wrapped #i know im embarrassed too #the choke hold mother cain has on me tho #ethel cain #radiohead #boy harsher #nicole dollanganger #crystal castles #deftones

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drowsydarling · 6 months

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we out here. reading and shit

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socialjusticeinamerica · 6 months

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MAGA Mike, the least vetted Speaker of the House ever.

#gop #republican hypocrisy #lgbt #homphobia #maga Mike #SCOTUS #🤢🤮

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masshysteri4 · 8 months

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Twisted wonderland Overblot gang with a Goth S/O

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X reader, reader is yuu, reader is goth, GN reader

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Riddle Rosehearts

・Screamed when you first met

・not really but he DID stare a lot

・like 😟

・when you first met he got onto you a lot about the dress code, but as time went on he got more lenient

・when dating he learned to love it

・your nickname would go from sweetie to bat

・just keep up with your grades and he won't say much

・not even gonna TOUCH the music portion

"You look like you just got back from Dracula's Funeral"

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Leona Kingscholar

・yeah he's one of them that say "I wanna goth gf" but ACTUALLY mean goth

・when you first met bro was starstruck

・his contempt went down a little, but not much he's still mean 😡

・don't even THINK about asking him to help with makeup or any of the sorts

・too lazy

・will definitely buy the supplies tho

・drag him shopping, hell get something for himself and make you show him everything

・listens to the bands you like, pretends he doesn't like them but he legit does

"This band sucks... No you didn't find this in my playlist WDYM"

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Azul Ashengrotto

・How bout you sign right here and hell supply everything 🥰

・it was a contract you love him forever

・honestly depends on what type of goth you are hell either love it or not care as much

・for example loves victorian goth, but trad goth not worth much

・hell never insult your style tho

・he applauds you for having the confidence to dress like that

・the music he's not too fond of, but he doesn't care if you play it or listen to it, he'd probably favor mor popular bands like the cure

"No I don't want to listen to Scarey Bitches, get back to work"

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Jamil Viper

・"same tbh"

・he would totally go all out goth if he could

・but alas he has a reputation to uphold with Kalim and all

・loves the music but it more of a fan of gothic lit

・specifically ghost stories

・knows how to do the makeup so you both could do eachothers

・any piercings? He's in love, I hc he has snake bites so if you have any, or get any, you could match

"Sup my acid bath princess of darkness"

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Vil Schoenheit

・well at least you put effort into your appearance

・jk he would love you anyway

・but he would prefer you tone it down a little

・not to be mean but like everyone on this list he has a reputation to uphold, he just cares about it more

・wants to know how to do the makeup tho, so please teach him

・he loves the lit and surprisingly he likes the music

" I am fine with the white base, however did you HAVE to add that poofy hair"

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Idia Shroud

・you're the goth to his emo 🥰

・show him the music, he loves it, will show you emo music in turn

・dress eachother up as eachothets styles, it's a nice change of pace for him

・not a fan of goth lit, he doesn't read except for fanfics soooo

・helps you order your stuff online, won't go out in public even to a goth store

"Omg how much robux did that outfit cost"

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Malleus Draconia

・bro know what Gothic lit is but didn't know there was a style and music style behind it

・"wow we have similar ways of clothing ourselves"

・honestly not much to say abt him

・he knows were poor so hell supply us

・hell listen to anything you tell him abt

・listens to any goth music you give him RELIGIOUSLY

・he loves Gothic architecture and Gothic comes from that sooo

"Wow we both look like we crawled out of a tomb!"

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YAAAY 2nd post (^o^) how did I do this time?!

#twistedwonderlandxreader #twisted wonderland #twistedwonderland #riddleroseheartsxreader #riddle rosehearts #leonakingscholarxreader #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #jamil viper #jamil viper x reader #vil schoenheit #vil schoenheit x reader #idia shroud #idia shroud x reader #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader #longblackbootsmadeofsatinandlace😍😟🥰#HALFATONOFMAKEUPONYOURFACE🥰🥰🥰🤢🤢🤮

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climbdraws · 6 months

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something something about the cultural porn brain rot language that always makes sex out to be something that's done TO a woman and not WITH. "I tapped that" "I smashed still" "I hit that" "beat it up" it's all so aggressive and always as something that's done to her or that she "let's you do to her" instead of a mutual act

#someone reblog this and put it into better words than i can....#so gross #immediate ick #🤢🤮#ik this is random but i keep noticing it more and more and it bugs me

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skelinor · 9 months

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