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lorn-art · 20 days
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Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this
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sugarhigh1 · 7 months
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"You're short" okay then put some inches in me .
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izzyzalezbian · 1 year
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Ok, I know we're all still talking about the Bowuigi face grab, and don't get me wrong, it's a great scene and it deserves to be talked about, but I want to talk about my favorite scene in the movie
The Brother's Reuniting:
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If you watch it, you can see Mario pull Luigi down, and press their foreheads together, before they hug. There's a battle going on right next to them- but they're only looking at each other. Holding each other, staring into the other's eyes, and just proving to themselves that they're okay.
They had to spend the entire movie apart, and in this scene, it's obvious the toll that this has taken on them. Mario even mentions in one scene that they've never been apart this long- and it happens in the middle of a new world and kingdom that they've never seen before? In the middle of a war? While one of them was locked in a dungeon, and about to sacrificed in the name of a forced wedding?
It's horrible for them, they're both on the brink of breaking down this entire movie (mostly Luigi, but Mario had his moments) and in this moment, right after Luigi almost died, where they're finally reunited, they don't care about anything elae in the world more than they care about each other.
Mario and Luigi need each other, no doubt about it. And it's not a one sided thing either- it's not cowardly Luigi needs big brother Mario to protect him- its Mario and Luigi cannot exist without each other.
I could go on for hours about how this movie shows just how much Mario needs Luigi, and I WILL, but not tonight (but probably tomorrow.).
Just, ugh, this scene was so good, and so meaningful. It's absolutely going down as one of my favorite scenes in cinema
ALSO:
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LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE TO SEE EACH OTHER
LOOK AT THEM
MARIO IS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS, AND LUIGI IS GRINNING SO HARD
JUST-
UGGGGGGGGGHHH
NOBODY TOUCH ME 😭
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raplinenthusiasts · 4 months
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stuck with him
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eslanes · 30 days
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𝕭𝖆𝖉 𝕭𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖘
Eve - just really wanted some fucking fruit
Delilah - hates long hair on men
Jezebel - literally the baddest bitch on the block
Salome - did a little dance in exchange for a severed head
Mary Magdalene - a sex worker possessed by demons turned Jesus' special lady friend
Growing up Catholic™, I've heard many a tale about these bad and immoral women doing bad and immoral things to keep girls in line (all under the guise of protecting them from fiery damnation I guess). Turns out all it takes to be a "bad woman" is to display any characteristics that aren't weak and subserviant. Anyway, the bible is absolutely wild and this was a fun project.
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teatimewithgiles · 12 days
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romantic dinner
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angelangelangelx · 4 months
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rebouks · 10 days
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[doorbell] Kian: Uh-.. sorry, I think I have the wrong address. Brynn: No, is right house. Kian: Oh, do I know you..? Brynn: Wait here. [Brynn shut the door after herself, leaving a bewildered Kian to stand outside] Kian: O-.. kay? Brynn: There is an unpleasant surprise for you on the doorstep. Wyatt: That creature-.. I’ll get the dustpan. Brynn: Mouses do not ring doorbells. … Kian: Can I come in? It’s freezing… Wyatt: It’s practically summer. Ellis: Babababaaa! Kian: Is that yours? [Wyatt scoffed, retrieving Ellis from the immaculate floor] Wyatt: What the hell possessed you-.. are you insane?! When did you get out? Kian: Relax! I got out on probation a few years back but it was only for a year, I’ve been a free man for a while now… I even hired a few private investigators-.. it’s all water under the bridge, no one’s watching me. [Wyatt somehow managed to scowl whilst dubiously raising a brow, surprised by his brother’s forethought] Kian: Sadie thought it best to check beforehand, you know how thorough she is. [Wyatt almost wanted to laugh, of course it wasn’t Kian’s idea] Kian: So, who’s this? Wyatt: Ellis. Kian: I didn’t expect you to have a child-.. and another on the way? Wyatt: People change. [Kian hummed condescendingly, as though he wasn’t convinced] Kian: And who’s the delightful woman that answered the door? Wyatt: You don’t recognise her? [Kian’s mouth upturned in a nonchalant shrug, not realising he was supposed to] Wyatt: She used to be a model-.. I presumed you might have seen her on TV or something. Kian: A model! Well, I suppose at least one of us landed on their fee-.. is that a cat?
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ambrozjas · 1 month
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hiiii could i request sfw sleeping w/ dallas or just relaxing w him in bed 😛
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“can you, like, crank your body temperature lower? you’re like a fuckin’ furnace.” a thick new york accent hit your ears, an accent that could belong to someone no other than dallas winston. despite his snarky comments and jabs, he had you snug against his side with an arm wrapped around you and his head turned to the side, his one act of compliance. he knew you hated when he blew smoke in your face.
“i’m not a robot, dal.” you stated calmly, your eyes still closed as you didn’t feel him stiffen under you. if he really had a problem with it, he would’ve shoved you off a while ago.
he simply huffed. you hummed as it got quiet for a bit, the only noise radiating off of the small television in the front of your room as it played an old recording of ‘the andy griffith show’, which dallas only sat through because you liked it so much.
even though he had claimed to hate the show, it never failed to have him sat in front of the tv with his eyes glued to the screen. he claimed it was because, “there’s nothin’ to do ‘round here” but you knew dally. that was just a ruse, another way of accepting a part of you into his life slowly but surely, breaking down the walls he had so carefully placed after sylvia had penetrated them with her unfaithful behavior.
dallas always had an itch, an itch he could never scratch. he wasn’t sure what for or how this itch developed. all he knew was that he needed to scratch it. one way to look at it is; just like someone who couldn’t put sunscreen on their back, dallas could never reach this itch. no matter how much he smoked or stole or got thrown in the cooler, he could never scratch it.
dally could also never shut up.
“at least change this thing? i can’t stand watching—“
you groaned and flipped over out of his grasp, covering your ears and returning back to your fetal position as he chuckled. dallas liked making you tick. it was like a dog cocking its head at a strange noise, he watched you with intense eyes as he studied your facial expressions. dal always took mental notes, even if you didn’t think he did.
dallas leaned back against the assortment of pillows you had displayed on your bed, eyes still glued to you and a smile still evident on his face. maybe you could scratch this itch that dallas always craves to scratch, maybe you can complete the empty space that remained in him. maybe he’d actually give you a chance, he thought.
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ stip because why do i always add these metaphors that don’t maje sense in my writng
kiss kiss ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱
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dailyayao · 2 months
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sunny-sainz · 17 days
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britlos is so dear to me
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necrobatt · 1 month
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Watercolor pencil test- my thoughts are making me tell you people it’s graphite watercolor 😖
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bobthedragon · 1 month
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I realized that with the way tumblr is set up it would be very easy to make a side account, opt into 3rd party shit, fill the queue and tag a post with every popular art tag I can think of and see what happens if I feed the robots some ducks real quicklike
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stella-lvna · 1 year
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demon queen of the irish goodbye at parties
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lewdiedewdie · 4 months
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little red dress
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18+ Only ▪️ blank/ ageless blogs dni
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fishnetinsides · 2 months
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amanda young’s idea of romance
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