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asstronoix · 5 months
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I LOVE MY SON AAAADSAANSNJAJWJJSJQNQQN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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imaswellkid · 1 year
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I gotta know what you think about this
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(Link to full article here)
Giant Cube QUOI????
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I’m sorry, I’m going to be so French about this.
Ok, this thing looks good. Probably too sweet for me, but still delicious.
But it is not a croissant.
Croissant means crescent. Anything using the same dough that isn’t crescent shaped is “brioche feuilletée”. Period.
Then, “croissant with ham and cheese”… Let me laugh in French: Ah ah ah! Don’t get me wrong, I like it, but it’s not French, it’s British. I think they were trying to piss us off, here, and ended up creating something very good, that most French people despise but that I personally enjoy (I’ll eat pretty much anything, save for artichokes).
So, “Giant Cube Brioche Feuilletée” would be the accurate headline, here. And the only thing Paris has to look out for is the massive strike on March 7th to defend our social rights (you’ll find me there).
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stagandsteer · 11 months
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also just to say this reconciliation or re-emerging or whatever we want to call it happening during the exact slide from taurus into gemini could not be more on brand 🌙🌚♉️♊️🖤
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I want to thank the french people for croissants. I fcuking love eating them, I eat it too much but whatever. I love it.
Uh j'adore le croissants...I properly butchered it sorry lol
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emerald-look · 1 year
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Feliz día del 🥐 y los peluches jeje Espero que la hayan pasado muy bien hoy ✨🥐 Los dejo con este tierno bebé abrazando a su nuevo peluche mascota. Los pequeños esmeraldas de la segunda página son sus demonios internos luchando con el sobre lo que siente. Son bebes tan pequeños 🥐🥐
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strayklds · 2 months
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nom nom nom 😸🥐
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lachatalovematcha · 24 days
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🥬🎀🌈>︿< 🌟🍓🎀🍼🎒[溢れる My love!]
๑‧˚⭐️🍓 [恋は so cool so cool] ★🎀🌈
< ‼️⭐ (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠) ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝⸝ 🌰🌈
🍗⭐️シュワシュワシュワBABY🎀🌈🥕ᕱ⑅ᕱ
(🎀🌈 ̄△ ̄; 🎀🌈)!🍦🎀🌈
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kitty-n-classe · 4 months
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veryberryjelly · 8 months
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☕️- 35 with Theodore Nott
❤️❤️
𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭
35 - kissing you against a wall / door, legs intertwined around their waist.
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you had never imagined you would find someone you love as much as theodore not.
he is the most attentive, kind and loving partner ever. and he always made a big fuss over you so you wanted to do the same for him.
his 18th birthday.
you wanted it to be perfect.
so you had asked his friends for help organising a party for him.
you did your best to keep him out of the dorm after classes, taking him for a walk and a small picnic at the lake.
you knew his friends needed you both gone until 6, so you kept taking glances at his watch to make sure you didnt stay out too long even if you did want to stay out here all night.
but when you saw the time on his watch you knew you had to wrap it up out here and take him inside.
when you arrived back at the slytherin dungeons after a lovely quiet walk, you entered infront of theo, leading him into the common room with a nervous smile on your lips.
the minute he came into view the entire room erupted in cheers of 'surprise' and 'happy birthday'
the common room was draped in banners and streamers and there were tables on either end of the room with food and drink.
not everyone had actually been invited, you had managed to convince some of the students from the younger years to stay in there dorms for a few hours, so he was surrounded by people he liked and cared about.
within seconds theo was being pulled into the middle of the room by his friends and you headed over to some of the girls to let him enjoy his night with his mates.
it was about 30 minutes later that theo found you to pull you away from your conversation with pansy.
your brows furrowed softly when he started leading you up the stairs towards his dorm.
" theo, what are we doing..?" your initial thought was that he was dragging you away because he didn't like the party.
" are you not enjoying yourself? " you stuttered slightly, following him up to his dorm and walking in after him when he opened the door. " i'm so sorry, i thought you'd like this, i'm such an idiot.. i-i can clear everyone out if that's what you w-"
you were cut off from your nervous rambling when theo grabbed your cheeks and pressed his lips to yours. only when you slightly relaxed into it did he pull back and swipe his thumb under your eye to catch the frustrated tear that had fallen there.
" i love it... darling, no one has ever done anything like this for me. and i love you so much for doing this for me "
the smile on his face squashed any of your previous fears that he hated it.
" i'm so glad you liked it..." was all you could think to say before he had his lips on yours again and his hands were travelling down your waist to grab at your thighs and hoist you up onto him.
your legs instantly wrapped around his waist, feet interlocking behind him to keep yourself secured.
his hands moved to under your ass to support you. when he stumbled slightly you let out a soft laugh, cut short when you felt your back press against the door to his dorm.
he pushed you further up against the surface, his lips trailing down your neck and shoulder.
suddenly all the work you had put into his party dissipated and all you cared about was this boy sucking a hickey onto your chest while your dress rode up around your hips.
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chiffiorra · 6 months
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₊❏❜ ⋮ Cause and Effect
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Kinktober Day #15
Prompt: Aphrodisiacs Character: Trafalgar D. Water Law This Work Contains: fem!reader, reader is a crewmate of the Heart Pirates, aphrodisiac's effect, unprotected sex, creampie, implied marathon sex, slight breeding kink WC: 897 Note: well i kinda had fun writing this despite my amateur smut writing lol Taglist: @enchantedforest-network, @arlertsbaby, @nanamis-wifey-reye, @awkwardaardvarkforever
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For your own safety you two had to be locked away in a room after the battle that had just happened, fearing that what just happened would be contagious to the rest of your crew. An enemy pirate had a strange devil fruit ability and they had used it against not only but against your captain as well. Thankfully the rest of your crew managed to defeat that pirate along with their crew but that left one more issue: you and Law.
As of now, the effect of the unnamed devil fruit's power only seemed to grow stronger and it was making you sick. Or at least that's what you thought it was making you feel along with your captain.
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Turns out it was something much more than you bargained for. And it was soon to get much worse.
As you tried to lay down in the infirmary bed, that ache inside you seemed to grow more and more as you kept tossing and turning in bed. It was so hard trying to get comfortable with the effect getting out of hand. And you weren't the only one too.
Law, on the other hand, was suffering too. You could hear him panting from the other side of the room. He too was suffering from the aftermath and you couldn't help but feel bad. And yet, you could feel something else growing inside you… and it was causing you to rub your thighs together to relieve yourself of the ache.
That was when your eyes began to widen, were you two hit with an aphrodisiac?! That thought seemed to make you grow wetter as you kept rubbing your thighs together. You shuddered out a sigh as you faced away from Law, hoping that he didn't notice a thing. However, you seemed to forget that Law was always ever so perceptive when it came to his crew not just as the captain but the doctor too. You missed him walking, or rather staggering to your side.
You almost jumped out of bed as you felt a hand touch your side. "You feel it too, don't you?" You heard him ask. Surprised, but knowing that he was talking about the effect, you nodded in response.
What happened next surprised you; he then yanked the blankets off of you, and took note of your still rubbing thighs. Law then turned you over to face him, much to your embarrassment. You two were moving too fast for your liking yes, but in the end you could only blame the aphrodisiac.
"It hurts…" you whimpered, then gasped lightly as he trailed his hand down and started rubbing his thumb to where your clit under your crew uniform.
"Hm, you're drenched," he mused, deciding to remove your pants. And he was right, the aphrodisiac made you very aroused as time ticked on by. You whimpered again as you felt the cool air in the room caress your exposed skin. You two were falling deeper into the aphrodisiac's effect as he began to strip you and himself of your clothing. Your body buzzes at his touch when you felt him roam his hands along it and squeeze at your breasts.
You couldn't take it anymore, you wanted him inside you and you wanted him now. You wrapped your legs around his waist and grinded up into him, causing you to gasp and him to groan as he followed your lead. Even after he began slipping a finger into you, he knew he couldn't wait either. He needed you now or he was going to lose it.
Law didn't even need to prepare you, your slick was plenty enough to have him enter you with a deep thrust and start fucking you fast and eager. But that wasn't enough.
He took hold of your chin and kissed you deeply as he kept fucking you deeper and faster, not even stopping for a second, too far gone at this point except for one thought: to breed you.
You cried against his lips as he kept with his fast pace and clung onto him tightly as he guided your legs over his shoulders. There was no way for you to keep quiet now with what he was doing to you and you couldn't care in this moment as you also gave into the aphrodisiac completely.
"So tight, baby," you heard him whisper against your lips. "Finally…" your heart fluttered at this.
Everything was quiet except for your moans echoing throughout the infirmary. You felt him hammer against your spot, and he swore he felt your core tighten around him as you scratched at his back; and you feel it. You arch your back, chest pressing against his as you gush all over his cock.
Feeling a small chuckle against your neck as he rested his head, he didn't stop his fast pace no matter how much you cried that it was too much. He couldn't stop, not even after he came.
You only laid there, mouth wide open as he kept going, his pace only faltering slightly as he held you closer to him. You felt his release leaking out of you as he continued, almost eager to keep going until even he couldn't take it anymore.
"I'm not done yet, baby… not even close," you heard him say. As shocked as you were, you weren't done either.
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fruttymoment · 1 month
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keiko-cornetto · 11 days
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: ・ෆ・┈・┈・ᕱ⑅ᕱ・┈・┈・ෆ・ : 🎀🎮🌈🌟
ピチピチ!
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happisunday · 11 days
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: ・ෆ・┈・┈・ᕱ⑅ᕱ・┈・┈・ෆ・ : 💤🥏☀️🌟
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guineapiggies · 4 months
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Via mumlemuffin
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totally-not-amie · 3 months
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Them sillies
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