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cl4ssyjazzy · 2 months
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Ren is SUCH a wet dog this season, every single episode he appears in he comes off as this PATHETIC SOPPING WET DOG MAN that is trying really hard to look cool!!
"I'm working hard mining with you guys! I'm organizing!" - Doesn't contribute anything, gets mocked by his co-workers
"No guys!! My game is really difficult!!! If you die you don't get anything!! There's no exceptions!!!" - Dies while doing a basic task
"I'm going to make a big tower!! So menacing!!" - Makes a tiny tiny tower, gets mocked by his neighbors
"Guys please help I'm stuck on my tower" - Fucking dies again
He keeps trying, no one buys it, cleo mocks him, beef mocks him, iskall mocks him, even MUMBO JUMBO is making fun of him at this point.
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towering-book-piles · 16 days
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Maverick* Telling the daggers about some of his exploits through the years*:
Daggers & Co.*Wondering how Mav got away with so much over his career*: Half that stuff should have had you discharged!?!?!
Iceman *leaning through the doorway from the next room*: Some of you have never seen Mav in his pretty twink era, and it shows.
Mav, blushing: Babe....
Ice *winking at Maverick*: Still the best ass in the Navy honey.
Mav: ICE!!!
Daggers & Co.*tramatised*: 💀
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tsuchinokoroyale · 3 months
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Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨
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#I didn’t end up going to the rave just stayed in with my buddies and had KFC (( Korean fried chicken )) and laughed til we cried so#it was still a wonderful start to the new year 💞🥰💞#but the fwb wanted pics of my potential rave look so I figured eh I brought the stuff anyways#and now I’m imagining locking eyes with a stranger on the warm and writhing dance floor#the beat thumps and shakes and rattles the air in our breath as the spotlights dance in the reflections of our held gaze#he pushes his way through the crowd with a singular stare and a wicked smile on his face#I smile and turn my back on him arching myself so he knows I am giving what he’s looking for#I take careful steps through the revelry toward the edge where the crowd thins out#I prop myself up on an available stool in a lonely corner of the club as he closes the distance between us#“now I wonder why you dragged me all the way here” he utters in a playful growl “trying to get far away from the crowd?”#I smile and I nod. “obviously. can’t really do what I want with you out there”#his eyes perk up and his smile gives away the desire building inside him. “yeah? why don’t you show me then.”#“I thought you’d never ask” I smirk. I reach down into my pants and pull out my phone#“so this one is blue. he’s the oldest but he’s sooooo sweet. and that’s Eva. my only girl she’s sassy but she loves swea-” he leaves#whaddahell I say demurely whimpering even… whaddahell…#gpoy
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mobius-m-mobius · 5 months
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#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE
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You're just like a drug that I need, when I'm with you I feel high as can be..
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pollyna · 1 year
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Husband reveals but in the most normal way ever: Mav forgets his lunch home twice, and Tom drops by because he can't have a starving husband, even less for such an important mission. The first time he's wearing civvies and the daggers are far away to not notice him at all, the second one Ice is still in full uniform when he strolls in the cafeteria, drops Mav's lunch on the table, kisses his lips and "I'm not your errand boy, next time you forgot your lunch it's on you" to which Mav smiles dopey "whatever you say, Iceman. Eat with me?". How could Tom say no?
All around them, nobody moves because the Commander of the fucking Pacific Fleet is sharing a sandwich with their captain. And they kissed.
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jetlaggingbehind · 1 year
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an integral part of any good podcast is 'main character voiced by the creator' and 'side character also voiced by the creator'
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6robotmonster6 · 10 months
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“Neko thinks we should cauterize your little holes~”
That burn fetish Neko has a new and improved reference sheet!! 🐱🔪 We have new outfits, correct body type and even my own head cannon version of Fox to match him ❤️ I hope you guys enjoy the updates! 🖤
Here is the old sheet just for fun! Definitely a massive improvement LOL
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Though no worries his ass is still fat LOL
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skitskatdacat63 · 6 months
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Please take my low effort shitpost of our two Aston flopboys
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Basically:
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artemispt · 4 months
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I CAN’T 😂 Carlos’ face saying it at the end 🥰
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pjs-everyday · 4 months
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uuuuuhhh, I asked aizawa to pick me up after work and came out a bit late… do you think he’s mad at me? 😖👉👈
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rickybaby · 13 days
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Daniel for EA Sports F1
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morbid-things · 3 months
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Jesse's like a factory reset button for jere. Jesse enters the room and jere immediately goes boneless and limp and googoo ga ga. He can't do shit without jesse. Jesse shows up and all his gay ass knows is get on all fours and behave.
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kusuokisser · 7 months
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time for my daily terusai headcanon
kokomi never understood the thing where people have, like, time limits on how early they can tell their partners they love them. her line of thinking is "why would i date someone if i didnt love them?" so as soon as she gets with kusuo shes like I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCHCHHH to chiyo and chiyo is like "wow that's early!" and poor kokomi doesn't understand what the issue is. kusuo doesnt either, but he still hardly says he loves her because he doesn't like verbally expressing his emotions very much.
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hamartia-grander · 1 year
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I’m sad that Luis still dies because it feels like they gave us so much new stuff about his character that’s kinda wasted (though this adds to the tragedy of it I suppose) but having his death be considered an honourable one and hearing Leon tell him “You were a fine knight, Don Quixote” just breaks my heart in a good way, I’m so happy they made Luis a legitimate character that we can care about and root for and that Leon caring about him feels genuine this time.
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calumsbiceps · 1 month
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Calum Hood in 🩸Red🩸
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