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[barrowdowns]

#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[pyotrkochetkov]

hurricanes @ canadiens | march 7, 2023

#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #andrei svechnikov #carolina hurricanes #hockeyedit #myedits

[insinirate]

offertory

#oc #illustration #gale delacroix #bark art #valued #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #the last time i made a big piece for gale was half a decade ago o/-<

[bitchsister]

the ask and your subsequent lucky charms!au post about curtie being always up for sexting and listening during lectures to bucky rubbing one out and calling curt's name made my loins melt and my brain rot and i had a thought—

Bucky gets invited to hold an open talk about his law practice at Curt's university. Obviously the target audience is law students, but Bucky asks Curt whether he'd like to attend anyway and Curt excuses himself saying he has an important aerodynamics class he can't afford to miss. Bucky's a bit bummed out, but on the other hand he figures that at least he won't be getting distracted.

He takes the talk very seriously, wants to be strategic about his presentation, gauge his audience before the lecture actually starts. So he wanders through the corridor next to the lecture hall a bit before the start, figuring the people hanging around there would mostly be his audience. He gets snippets here and there: two friends looking at a leaflet announcing Bucky's talk and betting on what his salary is (and grossly overestimating), a girl anxiously reciting Latin law terms under her breath (likely worried about getting quizzed in her next Roman law seminar), a hulky guy excitedly telling his lanky friend about the cute girl in the pink laced dress he noticed going into the lecture hall a minute ago. The other words from their mouths are considerably less respectful towards their object of interest, and Bucky chides the pair as he passes by. 'Not my fault she looks like a slut!' the hulky guy retorts. Smirking ever so slightly, Bucky points out that parole boards don't accept that plea anymore and suavely strides past them into the lecture hall. The pink laced dress is indeed already in the hall, as the boys had said, sat in the first row, and Bucky's heart drops into his stomach when he sees that it's Curt. He has gloss on his lips, glitter on his cheeks, and three small ribbons in his hair. Curt hasn't had a haircut for months, and Bucky likes it that way, likes to stroke his hair and ruffle it, and will gladly pull it when Curt asks, but somehow he's never thought of decorating it. Good that Curt thought of it though because, Bucky realizes as he sets up his PowerPoint, Curt looks gorgeous with ribbons and in a frilly dress.

Of course, Curt looks gorgeous in everything, even Bucky's old oversized T-shirts. But old T-shirts don't accentuate Curt's ridiculously tiny waist. Or the milky collarbones. Or the soft neck. And then Curt looks at Bucky from under his silky dark eyelashes, and it finally hits Bucky hard that the next hour will be a much greater challenge than expected. Even though he prefers pacing, he spends most of his talk behind the speaking stand to hide the inevitability of the events in his pants. Curt spends the next hour twirling his hair, adding gloss to his lips using a small pocket mirror, fiddling with his sleeves to pretend they'd accidentally slipped, revealing a shoulder; conspicuously sucking on a lollipop, biting his lips, and making the lewdest facial expressions whenever Bucky looks in the direction of the audience. It's as distracting as it is exhilarating and, after a while, Bucky actually starts enjoying the challenge. His talk becomes peppier, funnier. He gets students riveted about a tax evasion case.

When the lecture is over and the students begin streaming out of the hall, Bucky stays behind, waiting for the flow to dissipate and making sure he doesn't get too close to Curt when dozens of eyes could see them. He sees the obnoxious hulky guy from earlier catch up with Curt right before the door, say something indiscernible amid the noise of the student bustle, and slap him on his ass. Incensed, Bucky has to force himself not to leap across the hall to them and rough up the perpetrator, but retribution comes to him faster than Bucky ever could anyway as Curt plainly knocks the guy out with a single punch. The incident causes the movement of students to grow chaotic — there is swearing and running around; somebody cheers; somebody goes to get a nurse. Amid the confusion, Curt turns his gaze to look at Bucky across the floor. He doesn't look at all confused or flustered — if anything, now his eyes twinkle even more than they did during the talk. They finally meet in the parking lot next to Bucky's car. Curt's face is practically glowing, and not only the glitter-covered parts. 'What about that important aerodynamics class?' 'Tomorrow.' 'I should spank you for lying, you know. And whatever that spectacle was.' Despite his words, Bucky is smiling, playful. 'Sounds like a plan,' Curt answers, smirking like the little devil that he is. and then they go home and fuck nasty lol

FOR FUCK SAKE.

WHYYY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!

Bucky practically drags him inside the house, grabs him by his jaw once they’re in his study and licks the taste of cherry out of Curt’s pretty mouth, the sticky sweet flavor from all the lollipops he’d sucked on while staring at Bucky, wishing they were him during the lecture, still left behind.

Bucky forces his thighs apart once he lifts Curt up onto his desk, his movements neat and contemplated but his hunger growing by the minute.

“You know,” he huffs, turning his boy around and bending him over the mahogany of his executive desk instead. He’d hit it from the back. “You wanna act like a slut, you’ll get fucked like one.” He wraps a hand around the nape of Curt’s neck, pressing his cheek into the furniture he was bent over.

Skirts meant easy access, the frills and lace flipped over Curt’s back to reveal what he’d been showing off the whole time, his back arched and his thighs spread. “Gonna teach me a lesson, professor Bucky?”

Oh, calamity!!!

I LOVE THEM SO

#💌 #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #GAHHHHH #curtbucky #yoyo writes

[omg-hellgirl]

Consumed with jealousy, Keith parked outside the set every day and sat in his blue Bentley, fuming. With good reason. His suspicion that Cammell was really out to film “third-rate porn” had merit. The uncut version of Performance was eventually entered at a pornographic film festival in Amsterdam — and won first prize.

Christopher P. Andersen, Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger.

#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #basically p*rn... #the rolling stones #mick jagger #keith richards #anita pallenberg #old rockstar #classic rock #rockstar gf #rockstar girlfriend #book quotes #quotes #Christopher P Andersen #Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger. #performance #sixties #60s rock #60s music #60s #60's movies #performance movie #Donald Cammell #Nicolas Roeg

[yienbot]

(づ￣ 3￣)づ

#mark tuan #got7 #mine #he is sooooooooo annoying #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[prettyprincesspiggy]

I found a pair of shorts I wore last summer and tried to put them on..they barely got over my hips and couldn’t zip over my belly

#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[wejustvibing]

Saturday Sprint Format

#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #lewis hamilton #mercedes amg f1 #f1 #azerbaijan gp 2023 #baku gp 2023

[mementokorie]

ok 🙂

#i have NOTHING to say for myself....... #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #Daniel Haniß #blorbo from my bands

[phagvision]

#camila cabello #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[protectoroffaeries]

just mailed a letter in which i come out as trans to my very conservative grandmother

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[laurfilijames]

daddy

#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #why is it always the worst ones that make me simp so hard? #ryder harrison #vegas nz tv series #vegas #dean o'gorman

[puppygirl-panopticon]

Once again a dom pulled a scene with me cause I'm so fucking prey coded they were worried they weren't gonna be able to control themselves and were going to hurt me incredibly badly

#this is.. #my curse.... #if you dont beleive me. #why dont you come over and .ayhe scare me a little #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #YOULL FKND OUT #arf arf awwrf #puppy speaks

[nakanotamu]

#Hazuki #Mei Seira #Stardom #🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴