being a fictive of simon petrikov and having a partner system who was A) a fan of our work who B) dropped everything to get to know us better and C) was in love with us from the start and D) chose us every time and changed both our lives completely over insanely split second decisions is absolutely baffling
i've been in the system for 8 years, but mostly dormant/not fronting, and we've been dating our partner system for over 3 years; but my princess, betty, she recently showed up in their system. once we started talking everything clicked. it happened all over again, we fell in love all over again in the same ways and this time i can make better choices. we both can.
i'm so lucky, she's so perfect, and also an unknowable being of chaos! <3
hellaur yes ik new beta editor update is shitty af it keeps messing w the test format, but you can actually copy paste images except it's in a diff way rn
say you have to copy an image from pinterest. you'll have both tumblr and pinterest tabs open. just drag the image ( from pinterest ) over the tumblr tab, it'll automatically give u an drop to drag and drop it in a post. if you've written smth in the post and have pressed enter for next time, the image will be added to the next line; if not, then it'll be above text
also, idk any other way to add desktop screencaps so u can first copy and paste the image somewhere else ( i do it on disc, just send it to my old acc bcz i forgot it's pass ) and then repeat the same steps : drag and drop it over the tumblr tag. doesn't change the fact that you still cat's format the images next to each other and this sucks fr
anyway, i hope that's helpful and most importantly, understandable. i suck at explanations rip
ahhhhhhh this is very helpful, I tried doing dragging and dropping using the new beta version and this is what comes up...🥴
tbh idk anymore, I have to use my tablet at the same time to upload and reorder pictures it sucks so much...the previous beta version is easier to manage and this new one is making me lazy 😀
im finn mertens!!!! im 19, he/him! i like stuff like cartoons and dogs and video games.
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also finn mertens, but you can call me farmboy. 26 or 27. i love my wife and kids and little bro. and my friends. he/him.
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Hey whats up! im Fern. vaguely adult age, idk. he/it. im just some guy.
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ayooo im jake!!! im 30, he/him, im just hangin out with mah boys.
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I am Simon Petrikov. My pronouns are he/him, and I'm, ah... 61, not counting the 1000 odd years I spent as Ice King. I'm interested in art and history.
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hey im ice king!!!! or ik , either works!! icey kay. ice guy. i,m an old dude, i dunno what number to give yall. he him also :v) i like all sortsa stuff.
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I am Winter!! Or Simon, if I like you ;) 1058 and still young! He/she.
the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time
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try.
🌈 lawsbian Follow
hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time
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hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time
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hey girl. am i on trial.
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i'm determined to make this work btw
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hey girl. law
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hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me
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🌟 rockliker270 Follow
guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you
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🎀 copiicat Follow
they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"
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🧇 edible-evidence Follow
look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"
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didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once
⛲ fountainoftruth Follow
do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney
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💟 longingforyou Follow
being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you
💟 longingforyou Follow
who the fuck is evil magistrate
💟 longingforyou Follow
STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????
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🐈 nyattorney Follow
they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic
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your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right
💼 courtofwaw Follow
mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial
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🔍 thuthseeker Follow
ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?
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happy almost christmas to all who celebrate
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it's march
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happy almost christmas :)
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WHO is putting this on my dash
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STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.
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ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post
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🥚 eggvidenced Follow
STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up
📕 lexculpatory Follow
he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.
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yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.
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i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough
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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow
when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back
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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict
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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE
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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma
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didn't he kill someone?
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irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.
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law: i'm so law
lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you
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hi
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you've got to be fucking kidding me
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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something
Send me a Symbol and the name of one of my Sims, and I'll dress them up!
👑 Sims Medieval
🤠 Yeehaw
🤖 Cyberpunk
✨ 50s Astro-Futurism
☄️ Post Apocalyptic
🧝 Their Dungeons and Dragons Character
🏠 Suburban Sitcom
🥵 Something a lil' Spicy
👶 Younger
👴🏻 Older
👻 Spooky Day Costume
🐫 Egyptologist Chic
📸 Red Carpet Glam
🏴☠️ Pirates!
🚀 Space Pirates!
☕️ RomCom Love Interest/Protagonist
🖤 Funeral Attire
🏐 Beach!
💎 Secret Agent
😈 Supervillain
🧊 Titanic
🎷 Jazz Age
💖 Barbie/Ken Coded
🔪 Murder Mystery
🪄 Magic Town
🕺 Mamma Mia (here we go again)
🎸 Rock Star
🏈 High School Stereotype
👗 Prom
🔥 Prom but on Fire
⚡️Greek God(ess)
🧛🏼♂️ An occult/a different occult
👀 In another simmers style/aesthetic
Feel free to reblog and tag anyone you think might want to play!
tagging: @aheathen-conceivably, @antiquatedplumbobs, @simadelics for inspiring me to make this and @shoobysims, @cinamun, and @doctorsimcraft for being some real ones.